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Casus Belli? US Accuses Iran Of Plotting Assassination, Attempt To Blow Up Saudi, Israel Embassies

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The war watchers (such as Marc Faber and everyone else who knows what follows an episode of epic Keynesian failure) have just lowered DefCon to level 2 after in a very surprising development the US accused Iran of backing a plot to assassinate the Saudi ambassador to the US and to blow up the Saudi and Israel embassies in Washington. "The plot was part of a $1.5m “international murder-for-hire scheme” that was directly linked to Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps, said Eric Holder, attorney-general." Now, any press report that details Eric Holder being active in any capacity is almost certainly a confirmation of a false flag, although we will gladly reserve judgment for now. However, if this is indeed the precursor to war, at least CVN 74 and CVN 77 will be quite busy in the next few months. Also, the price chart of Brent will surely to quite surely point from the lower left to the parabolic up.

More from the FT:

The plot was “conceived, was sponsored and was directed from Iran, and constitutes a flagrant violation of US and international law, including a convention that explicity protects diplomats from being harmed,” Mr Holder told a news conference on Tuesday. “The US is committed to holding Iran accountable for its actions.”


According to a criminal complaint filed in a New York court, two men have been charged with conspiring to kill a foreign official – Adel al-Jubeir, the Saudi envoy – and conspiracy to use a weapon of mass destruction – a bomb – to blow up the embassies. The two men also discussed bombing the Saudi and Israeli embassies in Argentina, US officials said on Tuesday.


Mansoor Arbabsiar, 56, a naturalised American living in Texas, was in custody and has said that he was directed by the Quds Force, the elite international arm of the IRGC, Mr Holder said. Mr Holder added that the man said he was directed by Gohlam Shakuri, an Iranian official in the Quds Force, who is still in Iran. Both men were named in the five-count charge sheet filed on Tuesday.


The Quds force is suspected of being behind attacks against US forces in Iraq and was labelled a “specially designated global terrorist organisation” by the US in 2007 for helping the Taliban and other terrorist organisations.


Officials said that a major attack had been averted.

And here is where it get hilarious:

“Although it reads like the pages of Hollywood script, the impact would have been very real and many lives would have been lost,” Robert Mueller, head of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, told the press conference. “We send a clear message that any attempts on American soil will not be tolerated.”

Uh, if it reads likes a Hollywood script, and originating from the otherwise completely worthless US Attorney General's office, it probably means that it is a Hollywood Script, and is merely Washington's way of putting a few (not so) good unemployed scriptwriters to work.

Then again, it seems to be good enough for government work.


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Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:23 | 1762086 john39
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seems like a bad joke.  people are waking up to this crap, they have pushed it way beyond too far.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:24 | 1762094 gmrpeabody
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You mean Eric Holder is an actual person?

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:47 | 1762239 SheepDog-One
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WOW nice diversion for Holder to distract from his ongoing indictments and calls to step down over Fast n Furious allegations! What a fraud this all is, and the start up of WW3 next!

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:48 | 1762245 wanklord
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The only way Barry & Associates (including the Zionist warmongers) can justify a war against the Islamic Republic of Iran is by staging another false flag attack on continental United States: most likely a controlled nuclear explosion (dirty bomb) targeting a major urban concentration that may kill dozens of thousands of civilians. This operation will be carried out by the CIA in partnership with Mossad and MI6 to subsequently be blamed on AlQaeda working in conjunction with elements of Iran's IRGC and Pakistan's ISI. Besides that, Americans are a bunch of stupid animals easy to manipulate and subdue. The psychological impact of this event will elicit the brute and ignorant populace to demand a massive retaliation against the alleged perpetrators (explicitly Iran); the Obama administration will need the unconditional support of these mules in order to further their agenda.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 16:04 | 1762344 Ima anal sphincter
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True, but do these assholes think they'll get away with another one?

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 16:14 | 1762413 johnQpublic
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why would they believe otherwise?

its worked dozens of times before

one more time ,or ten more times, as long as they control the 'news' and the TV, it will continue to be effective and, in fact, practical, not to mention just plain easy double plus good fun

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 16:20 | 1762498 Ima anal sphincter
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Then it will be time for a "culling" session in DC and NY. Hopefully enough Americans feel the way I do. The power is in the numbers. Especially if every one of those numbers is armed.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 16:31 | 1762584 Janice
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And why are we in Libya?

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 16:41 | 1762653 Mad Max
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You saying we're in Libya?  I didn't hear no President OBAMA saying we're in Libya.  You must be one of dem anti-American types, and you're racist.


Tue, 10/11/2011 - 17:08 | 1762814 Janice
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No, but since you mentioned it...."I left the democrat plantation a long time ago", to quote a presidential candidate

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 17:42 | 1762994 BigJim
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I heard the BBC discuss this. They looked at it from all the various angles of why Iran would do such a thing... but 'forgot' to mention why our glorious USA might want to lie about them doing it.

Pathetic, absolutely pathetic. How anyone can believe this shit anymore is beyond me.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 16:43 | 1762663 Steaming_Wookie_Doo
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To occupy/destroy resources from 'rival' nations (China)?

Maybe 'cos ol' Muamar was trying to establish a gold-backed all-Africa dinar (and doing so without being a boot-licking client of the central banking oligarchy)?

Just 'cos we don't like brown people?

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 16:59 | 1762766 ZackAttack
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To protect light sweet humanitarian interests.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 23:00 | 1764242 Shineola
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they are sitting on our oil?

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 16:59 | 1762764 mkkby
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Now we know what Obama and Holder have been doing instead of prosecuting fraud on wall street.  Thank goodness they've had the right priorities all along.  They've saved us again.  My vote is assured.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 17:13 | 1762859 zorba THE GREEK
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I have been wondering what BS false flag accusations the U.S. and Israel were going to make against Iran to

justify Israel's planned attack of Iran. God protect the Iranian people from this madness.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 17:16 | 1762873 New_Meat
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zorbie-could almost believe u, 'cept this is Holder.  He does  have some standards, don't cha' know.

- Ned

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 16:17 | 1762458 Troll Magnet
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the .gov should bomb the hell out of china and declare it an attack on our soil. no american casualty and hey, anytime you can fuck with china, you do it.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 16:17 | 1762451 lolmao500
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Except a dirty bomb wouldn't kill that much people. No way in hell. But the medias would sure hype it all the way... and a draft would probably follows if people say we don't care, we don't want to go to war!

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 16:19 | 1762482 Troll Magnet
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but it's about freedom! it's about democracy!

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 17:01 | 1762778 mkkby
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Which is why they hate us.  Pure jealousy.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 17:44 | 1763007 BigJim
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...but it's about freedom! it's about democracy!

And don't forget: the children!

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 22:48 | 1764204 UP Forester
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I haven't heard anything about a dirty bomb, and even so, blowing up the Israeli Embassy might create one by sympathetically detonating the Israeli's own nuke in the basement.

I like the continued use of "Weapon of Mass Destruction" for any kind of explosive.  Under these "newspeak" terms, my Remmy 870 w/ 00 Buck is a WMD.


But it's all good.  Eric Holder doesn't hold any grudges, he just facillitates the arming of the CIA/SF trained cartels, which makes me wonder why he didn't grease the skids for his newest patsy to get into Mexico and blow up a couple of foreign Murrah Buildings....

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 16:52 | 1762721 russki standart
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 I tend to agree, wanklord. Holder and Obama are proven liars who are trying to distract the public from their failures. Of course, the teleprompter is also unhappy and needs the public to stop protesting, so another attempt at a false flag.

The notion that Iran, with one or two nukes would take on the fascist states of america is so ridiculous that no further thought is required. But the sheeple can be stampeded if the incident was of a nature similar to what you described. Yet, I am not 100% convinced that it would work this time, and I believe the manufactured attempt to blame the Iranians for blowing up Saudi embassies is a test balloon to gauge public reaction. In spite of MSM spinning on behalf of their masters, most americans could not give 2 sh*ts if one set of rag heads tried to destroy another. I know of many people who would be happy to see the entire lot kill themselves as long as americans are not sent to die on behalf of Haliburton 


Tue, 10/11/2011 - 17:07 | 1762818 Bicycle Repairman
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This is right out of the Nixon playbook from the Watergate era.  Expect more desperation.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 21:39 | 1763911 Vlad Tepid
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Is it that hard to come up with original prose, Wanklord?  Your cut-and-pastes are really staring to annoy me.  Seems like the kind of thing a stupid animal could even do...

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 00:35 | 1764480 Joseph Jones
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Well, yes, but because it all serves the national interest, and helps to make us all safer, then such actions on our part are OK, right? 

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 16:05 | 1762346 Spirit Of Truth
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We are now in the seasonal window I've been warning about is conducive to World War Three:

I just emailed Prechter the following info:

Full moon is tonight. Again, between the full moon and new moon in the 7th lunar month has seen some of the largest panics in history.  Market internals and the wave count suggest Oct. 4th was a major low and a multi-week rally is underway, but seasonality is still what I'm watching since this is a predominant force in mass mood swings IMHO.

For the record:

1962 oct 13/28 (full/new moon) From - October 14, 1962 A U-2 flying over western Cuba discovers missile sites. Photographs obtained by this flight provide hard evidence that Soviets have missiles in Cuba. October 24, 1962 Soviet ships en route to Cuba with questionable cargo either slow down or reverse their course except for one. Military forces go to DEFCON 2 the highest ever in U.S. history. 1973 oct 11/26 From - Oct. 11 - Israel attacks Syria from its positions on the Golan Heights. The Soviet Union's ambassador to the United States, Anatoly Dobrynin, tells U.S. Secretary of State Henry Kissinger that Soviet airborne forces are on the alert to defend Damascus. Kissinger warns Dobrynin that if the Soviets send troops to the Middle East, the United States would as well. Oct. 24 - A second cease-fire is put into effect, but fighting continues between Egypt and Israel. As a result, the Soviet Union threatens the United States that it will send troops to support the Egyptians. The United States puts its nuclear forces on a higher alert. The Soviet Union withdraws its threat the following day. 2011 oct 11/26 ?????

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 16:10 | 1762389 john39
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occultists favor finalizing plans or starting new initiatives on the full moon.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 16:20 | 1762489 Spirit Of Truth
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occultists favor finalizing plans or starting new initiatives on the full moon.

Indeed -

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 16:44 | 1762670 faustian bargain
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But smart occultists know enough not to tip their hand by being so predictable.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 17:21 | 1762901 Pure Evil
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The Nazi's were occultists, at least the upper echelon, and we know how well all that worked out.

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 01:03 | 1764538 Oh regional Indian
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Very well actually pure E.

It's why they are still around, still running a major part of the western 'SHow" if you will.

They were very good at psyops, grand theater and using language to control/pervert/destroy.

Sounds familiar eh?


The Perversion of Language

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 16:34 | 1762607 Seize Mars
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Check this out: Obama was briefed on this in June

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 00:35 | 1764476 eureka
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RE "nice distraction" - and for the US'ian populations in general, who seriously need an exhilerating break from the depressing condition of the "man/woman in the mirror".

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:48 | 1762243 wanklord
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Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:49 | 1762250 LongSoupLine
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yeah, but did anyone put a mirror under his nose.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:25 | 1762101 Clueless Economist
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Is Nobel Prize winner Paul Krugman Jewish?

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:29 | 1762124 Max Hunter
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ohhh come now... the jews have nothing to gain from Americans fighting muslims and borrowing money from jewish international banks at interest to finance this.. They are a peaceful, kind and loving people that work their fingers to the bone so that others may benefit from their labor... /sarc off/

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:38 | 1762178 lynnybee
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"  the jews have nothing to gain from Americans fighting muslims and borrowing money from jewish international banks at interest to finance this.. "  ..... usery.     can't wait til this system ends.    the fractional reserve banking system is in it's death throws.    the sooner we walk away from their game of usery the better off this country & it's citizens will be.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:49 | 1762234 wanklord
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Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:52 | 1762274 Vergeltung
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you constantly display an uncommon level of hatred, ingnorance and stupidity.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 16:09 | 1762379 Max Hunter
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you constantly display an uncommon level of hatred, ingnorance and stupidity.

you constantly display an uncommon level of observation, and level-headed deductions.  There, fixed that for you.. !!

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:50 | 1762260 john39
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Yeah but... Don't you wonder what horror they have planned for the future for after the collapse? Surely this has bean planned for. Collapse was built into the system afterall.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 23:56 | 1764389 bankruptcylawyer
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it's the jews!! if we kill them all, then all your problems are solved. all bankers...jews. and most of the money is jews. 


the vanderbuilts and rockefellers and waltons, and fords, and bushes, and ...

all secret jews or controlled by jews. really. 10 million people control it all bitchez!

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 09:58 | 1765380 Tsukato
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Yikes! Why do you care Goy?! Your role in life is to serve us like a donkey. If I were near you now, I'd slap that bitch look off yur Goy-donkey face! Heee-Haaaw apeboy! Learn your fucking place! Oh yeah, you soon will when your ass is drafted to kill iranians for us :)

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:44 | 1762182 Western
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Waking up? The majority of people will scream "turn that place into a glass parking lot" and "down with the sand niggers".

9/11 ver 2.0


edit* my mistake every MSM will scream that, and the majority of the population will follow.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:49 | 1762252 SheepDog-One
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You think THIS is the latest 9-11? There were no explosions, no sirens....didnt even jostle slumbering america in the least! Youll need something FAR bigger than this to stir up the sheeple! The next 9-11 will make Sept 11 2001 look like nothing!

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:52 | 1762272 Western
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That's what I meant... it's all lining up for a spectacular false flag.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 16:14 | 1762416 rocker
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     " FEAR "

   Bush used it for years. Bambi has learned it well.


Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:57 | 1762303 High Plains Drifter
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you are probably right. i am surprised it hasn't happened already.  since all of our reactors use seimen's controllers like iran's do and most of the world reactors do, that we shall feel the wrath of the stuxnet worm and this will be a fukushima except much closer to home.....

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:57 | 1762304 High Plains Drifter
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you are probably right. i am surprised it hasn't happened already.  since all of our reactors use seimen's controllers like iran's do and most of the world reactors do, that we shall feel the wrath of the stuxnet worm and this will be a fukushima except much closer to home.....

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 00:00 | 1764398 bankruptcylawyer
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i suspect they might actually release a dirty bomb on new york. and as a new yorker, i can tell you it would a good opprtunity to buy cheap real estate. 


Tue, 10/11/2011 - 16:24 | 1762531 dumbfounded
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They forgot to say that the mexican cartell was financed with coke out of Venezuela ....

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 17:47 | 1763016 BigJim
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And paid for with terrrrrist gold.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 17:53 | 1763044 sheeple2012
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and Cuban cigars

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 22:51 | 1764213 UP Forester
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.... all laundered through Wells Fargo/Wachovia and Bathtub Buffet....

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 00:48 | 1764511 Mentalic
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"Bathtub Buffet"....LMAO...

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 16:40 | 1762644 narnia
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you may be right.  we may look back at this as the Emperor Has No Clothes moment.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 23:46 | 1764371 bankruptcylawyer
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as a nonpracticing secular zionist jew, i am disgusted by how many jews' gut reflexes are to believe this shit. they know i'm a zionist and i'm all 'yea this smells like a false flag to me' and theyre shocked at me. as if just because i support the existance of israel , that i can't call bullshit on the cia-mossad. there is room in the world for realists like me, i hope. 

these are like......yea of course iran tried to blow up a SAUDI and israeli embassy on US soil because the television said so. fucking ridiculous. as if they are going to try and start a war while the u.s. is fucking already doing its best to start the war? this makes ZERO FUCKING SENSE. 

you will know for sure if this is a false flag if the MSM kills the story and keeps it hush hush going forward. if it was legit, then it would be a huge story. as a false flag, the govenrment might be trying to see what the reaction is from the public before they push the news-men they've bought off to promote it to the next level over the next week. if the story dies, you can bet the test went bad and they realized the public was not receptive to suspicious lies and that they better just 'let it go' . 


yea, just like the anthrax 'investigation' that led to an government biologist suspect who 'killed himself'. 

time to neuter these fucking banks. crash the godamn fucking banks. and let israel sort out her problems on her own while the u.s. deals with the banksters in her midst. she'll be much better off in the long run and so will the u.s. 


kill the banks. 

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 10:06 | 1765440 Tsukato
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You're no Jew! You make me sick Goy! How could you say to let Israel deal with its own shit?! You're one of them Zionist Christians morons aren't cha? Just wish you were a Jew, doncha? Well let me tell you sthg dexter, I'm closer to yur messiah than u will ever be! And you should shut the fuck up and do as we bid of you! Cunt!

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 22:41 | 1772128 bankruptcylawyer
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kill the banks. keep the nuclear umbrella over our allies, get our forces out to re consolidate. 

the resource war is heating up and we are over streched. remember what happened to napleon and hitlers armies when they are over-expanded. they got slaughtered. 

the u.s. military army base system is overexpanded and ripe for a strategic disaster........


every one EVERYONE LOVES to talk about u.s. supremacy in the south china sea while talking about the growing chinese submarine and surface warfare force ( navy ) . one doubts that the chinese are going to continue to expand in the south china sea. one day, the u.s. is going to suffere a strategic setback in this theatre because they are over=extended and have not re-evaluated their existing infrastructure of the phillipines , okinawa , etc....

take a guess. taiwan is going to be lost. that's coming , and when it does, the rest of the world will the u.s. being beaten, unilaterally losing her influen ( unlike vietnam and korea war ) , for the first time since world war ii. 

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 09:51 | 1765331 Tsukato
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HAHA! Surely you are joking! Check out front page yahoo stories dealing with this topic. Now go to the comments section. The Apes are screaming for Persian blood. I cant wait till the average american is reduced to the level of a favella monkey- drinking cheap grain alcohol, and dancing all day on dirt paths, in filthy BVDs. What a fuckin disgrace americans have become :(

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:23 | 1762090 Corn1945
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Eric Holder couldn't fine his ass with both hands.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:27 | 1762112 Clueless Economist
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Probably can't find it either.

Though he couls fine his arsehole for incompetance.


Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:32 | 1762145 HellFish
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Irony:  Spelling police misspells.  LOL.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:50 | 1762265 LongSoupLine
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Double Irony: "fine" and "find" are both appropriate.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:45 | 1762223 SWRichmond
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Eric Holder is in serious shit owing to Fast and Furious; start reading here, props to Mike Vanderboegh:

This is desperation / distraction, but should still be taken seriously in this vein: these people WILL start a war to stay in power, and the stupid republican masses will shut up and go along.  See also the Faber interview in the other ZH piece above.

Drop your cocks and grab your socks, kids.



Tue, 10/11/2011 - 16:24 | 1762533 New_Meat
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I was going to say that and add "... in a snowstorm" but ya beat me to it ;-) - Ned

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:24 | 1762095 Nascent_Variable
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I can already hear the retarded drivel that will come out of Rick Santorum's mouth at the debate tonight.  Being desperate, Perry may jump on board as well.

Ron Paul will be the lone voice of reason, but will run the risk of having the crowd turned against him.

Obama will no doubt take half an hour to say absolutely nothing about Iran while periodically chanting some simple slogan to fire up the dimmest bulbs in the audience.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:27 | 1762107 gmrpeabody
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It's like you're psychic or something.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 16:00 | 1762321 High Plains Drifter
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rick santorum got voted out of office for not living up to his "conservative" credentials. yet here he is running for prez.............go figure....

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 16:17 | 1762454 rocker
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 That's because we don't want the two faced shit head in Pennsylvania again.


Wed, 10/12/2011 - 00:45 | 1764501 Joseph Jones
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Santorum: another god-forsaken Zionist-churchianity scumbag neo con  (like Bachman) who says with a straight face that he fully supports "coercive interogations".  And all the church-going dumb-asses nod their heads up and down saying, "Damn straight..."

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 16:27 | 1762551 New_Meat
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"... while periodically chanting some simple slogan to fire up the dimmest bulbs in the audience."

can hear it now: 'ah, well, ah, we inherited this mess from ah the previous administration ...'

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:24 | 1762097 Clueless Economist
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Is Mr Bernanke Jewish?

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:51 | 1762268 FatFingered
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Tue, 10/11/2011 - 16:19 | 1762471 rocker
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Is he part of the Bankster's Cartel?

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 19:31 | 1763424 jomama
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does a bear shit in the woods?

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 10:13 | 1765476 Tsukato
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Why you wanna talk smack Goy?! You are a clueless fuck! Now shut the fuck up and go back to Alex Jones!

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:31 | 1762099 Arkadaba
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Surprise, Surprise! /sarc off

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:25 | 1762104 Max Hunter
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Ohhh brother... Hard to believe this "terrorism" thing isn't played out.. It just keeps going and going and going and going.. Think about it; there is no advantage for Muslims to attack Americans especially on American soil. That would only rally the people that are otherwise migrating away from this consensus.. How fucking juvenile..

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:28 | 1762117 SilverIsKing
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I feel safer now.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:29 | 1762127 Clorox Cowboy
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Read 1984.  Orwell was a smart dude and he saw this coming.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:32 | 1762144 Max Hunter
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I have read it.. Recently...  Spot on!!

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:48 | 1762242 Mad Max
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WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH {insert enemy of convenience here}

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:54 | 1762289 spartan117
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the Amish?

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 16:02 | 1762334 SeverinSlade
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Well duh.  Haven't you heard?  Raw milk is bad.  That's why we had the FBI raid Amish milk farms.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 21:45 | 1763940 Vlad Tepid
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Next stop: beard shearing.

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 01:57 | 1764522 The Big Ching-aso
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Tue, 10/11/2011 - 16:26 | 1762542 Troll Magnet
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Tue, 10/11/2011 - 16:27 | 1762560 Troll Magnet
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oh yeah. and honesty. we hate honesty. honesty is unamerican.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 16:39 | 1762636 karzai_luver
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da world



THEY Hate us for our freedom to bomb the living daylights out of them at anytime for any fairy tale that the half ass obomber can dream up.


scum bastard.


Wed, 10/12/2011 - 00:47 | 1764509 Joseph Jones
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...the people we war against always seem to be of a, um, darker skin tone than most of us....

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 00:58 | 1764525 The Big Ching-aso
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Light against darkness and so forth.   Same as it ever was.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:27 | 1762111 SeverinSlade
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The US is definitely building its case to preemptively attack Iran...Either that or fully back and support an Israeli one.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:28 | 1762122 Clueless Economist
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Either that or fully back and support an Israeli one.

We have a winner!

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:34 | 1762159 Max Hunter
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Either that or fully back and support an Israeli one.

Either that or fully back and assist an Israeli one.  There, fixed that for you..

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:42 | 1762207 SeverinSlade
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Nailed it.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 16:33 | 1762597 WonderDawg
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Thanks for your contribution, even though we didn't need it.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:27 | 1762116 darteaus
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As the suspect met with the informant in MEXICO, it's not unreasonable to conject that one of Holder's Fast and Furious beneficiaries rolled over on the Persian to pull Holder's chestNUTS out of cur F&F PR fire.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:28 | 1762118 Bastiat
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I've heard there's oil in Iran.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:38 | 1762177 css1971
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I heard on good authority it was Weapons, of the Mass Destruction kind.

747s and the like. 

They've already tried to instigate revolution in Iran, it failed. War is the next step.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:43 | 1762215 SteveGennisonBa...
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Great comment and observation.  John Perkins comes to mind.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:28 | 1762119 Fips_OnTheSpot
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What other "great move" will this hilarious story cover up?



Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:29 | 1762123 redpill
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You're either with us or you're against us.  If you see something, say something.  Put on your marching shoes and eat your peas.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:32 | 1762140 Clorox Cowboy
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Comrade Redpill, your "Hero of the USSA" medal is in the mail.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:47 | 1762237 SeverinSlade
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I've seen more and more of those DHS signs appearing.  Crazy times we are living in.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:58 | 1762311 Bastiat
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New Billboard:  "If you see something, STFU -- we're watching too."


Tue, 10/11/2011 - 17:55 | 1763054 BigJim
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...If you see something, say something.

I see some things all the time.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 18:01 | 1763073 4horse
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I see dead people



yeh. and you're going to be seeing alot more of them

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:30 | 1762129 Randall Cabot
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Got to get that pesky "Fast and Furious" stuff off the news. 

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:31 | 1762139 Bastiat
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 Fast and Felonius.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:56 | 1762296 Jena
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Not to mention Solyndra.  Eric Holder working hard to stay relevent AND out of the crosshairs of a Special Prosecutor.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 16:02 | 1762335 Bastiat
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Holder dodging a question on Fast Felonius.  He should have taken the 5th.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 18:31 | 1763175 James T. Kirk
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He's not lying - he's just multi-tasking.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:30 | 1762132 somethingelse
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so now hollywood screenwriters can pitch their scripts to DC when they don't get bought by the studios  

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 17:08 | 1762825 4horse
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The Pentagon sought the advice of Hollywood screenwriters in the weeks after 9/11, to help “brainstorm” possible terrorist scenarios. Then in November of 2001, key Bush advisor Karl Rove met with Jack Valanti the director of the Motion Picture Association of America and leaders of the major Hollywood studios and television networks. Although the meeting was widely reported and although both sides were keen to emphasise that the White House was not trying to dictate or censor film content, it remains unclear what if anything was decided at the meeting.

According to CNN (12/11/2001) Valenti said the meeting “was about contributing Hollywood's creative imagination and their persuasion skills to help in this war effort so that one day Americans can lead normal lives again.”

Rove is reported to have led discussion around a set of key themes that he suggested the film industry could help address:

o The antiterrorism campaign is not a war against Islam.

There is an opportunity to issue a call to service for Americans.

o U.S. troops and their families need support.

The September 11 attacks were an attack against civilization and require a global response.

o Children need to be reassured of their safety and security in the wake of the attacks.

The antiterrorism campaign is a war against evil.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:31 | 1762138 DonutBoy
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Let's see now, since the chosen one took office:

1) We haven't left Iraq.

2) We doubled-down in Afghanistan

3) Guantanomo Bay remains open

4) We are in an undeclared war in Libya

and next up...

It's only a matter of time until we find that the ATF has provided Iran's enriched uranium through operation 'Slow and Supine"

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:39 | 1762187 john39
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You forgot to mention the campaign to terrorize poor brown people with drone assassins in Pakistan, Yemen, and somalia.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 16:43 | 1762666 karzai_luver
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much easier to recall where we don't bomb or back a fukin totalitarian scumb bag.


This Peace prize winner sure has a way with the pieces as in bomb them to .............


what a fascist clown show.


Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:33 | 1762146 css1971
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Here we go, here we go, here we go... (Imagine a football riot in the background)

Predicted this in 2006. I fully expect Venezuela to go tits up as well, but more likely "regime change" through assassination or revolution there.


Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:34 | 1762157 Bastiat
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You've got to wonder a little about Chavez' cancer . . .

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:39 | 1762184 TuesdayBen
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Do you mean wonder how he came to be afflicted with cancer?

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:45 | 1762229 Bastiat
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Tue, 10/11/2011 - 16:43 | 1762661 gmrpeabody
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Some people....

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:49 | 1762258 SeverinSlade
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Either that or the ships carrying all that yummy gold bullion will have a mysterious explosion.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 19:21 | 1763380 margaris
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the story I heard was that chavez had already received all his gold some time before he started telling the whole world about his "plans", lol.

think about it.

maybe a clever way of "talking his book"...

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:33 | 1762147 MarketTruth
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 “international murder-for-hire scheme"

Isn't that what the USA does EVERYDAY for the past many decades? Install a puppet leader, or perhaps invade innocent countries, kill innocent people via bombs and drones, murder hundreds of thousands of citizens in their own rightful homeland...

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 16:45 | 1762676 karzai_luver
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in the future just use T.A.W.O.R.


the american way or ruin.    


Tue, 10/11/2011 - 18:02 | 1763082 BigJim
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Don't be silly. It's only murder when other people kill us.

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 00:58 | 1764533 Joseph Jones
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Hey there, wait a minute....when I used to watch Faux News (no TV now for 5 years thank God) Bill O'Reilly and other talking head experts told me the USA never targets innocent citizens....


And it's only the criminal "Holocaust denial" when a non-Judaic denies any aspect of the Western religion known as holocaustianity....when Rabbi/Univ. CO Professor Debra Lipstadt denies Dresden (she does) she's just practiciing free speech and her debate skills.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:46 | 1762152 hambone
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Awesome, plenty of angry aMericans can now vent their pent up rage against a member of the "evil axis".  Should make for awesome TV ratings...better than the new fall shows.  Should create plenty of Krugmanian "demand" as we destroy M. Eastern countries. 

Stock up on the silver...Tomahawk missiles loaded w/ silver will be the first wave.  Nothing more inflationary than war...wonder if BB would realize that???

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:34 | 1762153 adr
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Was this some sort of retaliation for OPEC stating that global crude demand is cratering which means China will want a better price on its next order from Iran.

This frickin globe has turned into a complete joke. I guess for much of history it has always been a joke. Guess that is the meaning of life, to be the punch line in a giant neverending comedy show.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:34 | 1762155 Randall Cabot
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WWIII is bullish

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:34 | 1762158 rambler6421
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Krugman must be having a hard on now.  War time baby.........the Keynesian miracle to get out of a depression. 

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 16:14 | 1762415 Miss Expectations
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The very thought of Krugman with a hard on makes me want to puke.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:37 | 1762169 HellFish
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Not to draw attention to what will likely be labelled my niavete but when your president goes out of his way to kiss the ass of every despot in the world it is possible some despots will challenge the weaked country.  This just might be the result of having an anti-american sissy president.

Now back to the conspiracy folks...

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:44 | 1762217 john39
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Doesn't fit. He is more aggressive in starting wars than even bush.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:44 | 1762218 Randall Cabot
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You are naive. Never heard of a false flag? Watch this:

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:56 | 1762299 HellFish
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I know very well what a false flag is.  I also know many around here believe 9/11 was a false flag.  I do not agree.  I also do not see a conspiracy where the same result can be attributed to a much simpler explanation.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 16:13 | 1762412 john39
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a small group of muslims living in a cave in afghanistan manage to destroy three of the largest buildings on earth with box cutters....   perfectly plausible.  keep it simple after all.  /sarc off.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 16:34 | 1762606 Troll Magnet
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and bldg 7. it collapsed on its own because it was bouting a severe case of manic depression after watching its two neighbors collapse.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 16:50 | 1762703 karzai_luver
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do these dudes(hellfish) even read what they post.


Oh the humanity, simple though it maybe should be a little better than this.




newflash --- it was a conspiracy from reading YOUR post, you just refuse to think there may have been a little help from this side of the border.

I guess that sissy anti american BUSH let them knock them down.



Tue, 10/11/2011 - 16:23 | 1762513 Randall Cabot
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Hellfish, I'm sure you won't answer but please explain the collapse of WTC 7.

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 11:33 | 1765878 HellFish
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For starters see the Popular Mechanics web site.  IIRC they did a thourough debunking.

I'm going with this conspiracy boys:

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 16:58 | 1762762 Ima anal sphincter
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Tue, 10/11/2011 - 16:59 | 1762768 Ima anal sphincter
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Nice vid.....the evil is SO DAMN THICK.

Tue, 10/11/2011 - 15:38 | 1762175 azzhatter
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I think Krugman is probably flacid. His personality surely is

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