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CDS Rerack: Whooosh

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Ze CDS sovereign rerack... It's baaaaaaack. And it's not happy.

                            5Y                         10Y                5/10's                         
ITALY            480/488  +26             457/477            -24/-14                        
BROKE          531/539  +17.5          487.5/507.5       -45/-30                         
PORT            31.75/33.25 +0.25     36.25/38.75           4/6                           
IRE               612/627  +19            534.5/604.5        -90/-10                         
GREECE              #Ref!
BELG            253/261  +16              257/277              5/15                           
SOCIALIST    214/218  +9               241/249             25/29                           
AUSTRIA       184/190  +10          204.5/214.5          20/25                           
UK                69.5/72.5  +2.5           90/96               20/24                           
ANGELA        90.5/93.5  +4            114/120              22/26

 

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Mon, 05/14/2012 - 09:44 | 2423402 Fips_OnTheSpot
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Thanks! (for bringing it back)

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 09:46 | 2423409 SilverTree
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#Ref!

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 09:48 | 2423418 Sockeye
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#ref! #grexit

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 09:49 | 2423424 Temporalist
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Go long #ref

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 09:59 | 2423464 hedgeless_horseman
Mon, 05/14/2012 - 10:15 | 2423530 JPM Hater001
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When silver makes me a billionaire I've decided on a nice condo in Monte Carlo...

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 10:35 | 2423618 savagegoose
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when silver makes you a billionaire, a billion dollars will buy you a 2nd hand car.

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 09:50 | 2423422 maxmad
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Collapse Bichez!

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 10:17 | 2423545 JPM Hater001
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Anyone remember this?

U.S. Stock Market Rules Would Halt Trading Should Dow Hit 7,591
Mon, 05/14/2012 - 09:51 | 2423411 mayhem_korner
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Best value on the chart = #Ref

Edit: Who's the SOCIALIST on the chart?  (And why don't they all have that handle?  :D)

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 09:53 | 2423439 smb12321
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France - they're simply saying out loud what everyone knows

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 09:57 | 2423449 Sanksion
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Frankistan.

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 14:01 | 2424361 Kobe Beef
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So who's the BROKE handle then? :D)

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 09:49 | 2423414 LongSoupLine
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Wow, who could have seen this coming?

(other than folks who know the sun rises in the east)

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 09:50 | 2423419 mayhem_korner
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But...but...but...I thought it was JP Morgan's day to get crushed?

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 12:02 | 2423973 Nobody For President
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(9%) Friday, only (2+%) so far today.

Steps Have Been Taken.

The Guilty Ones Have Been Punished.

We Have Learned From Our Mistakes.

It Won't Happen Again.

Move along now.

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 09:50 | 2423423 DutchDude
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gheheheh, i'm a geek, proud of it and i love this post :')

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 09:51 | 2423425 postafoa02
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a woman here in the asylum actually knew what uk law bonds are.. small comfort, but i'll take anything in this place.

 

yours, nemesis nomos

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 09:54 | 2423434 ArrestBobRubin
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New from Clif High / Half Past Human:

Banksters are taught a new phrase (starting on May 14th)....planet wide, by the way.... Anticipatory repudiation
Mon, 05/14/2012 - 09:54 | 2423436 smb12321
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The most preposterous comments are those from "financial experts" telling us that sovereign debt below 7% is manageable.  How are nations with unemployment rates from 11-25% going to pay back ANY debt without incurring yet more debt?  And the idea that Europe will grow like, say, the US in our heyday is even more absurd.

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 10:01 | 2423482 bshirley1968
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The idea that the US will grow like, say, in our heyday is also absurd.

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 10:08 | 2423503 Village Smithy
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Yes, hard to imagine how these countries are going to grow and compete in a global economy when, right out of the gate they are paying huge interest rate premiums. Not happening.

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 10:05 | 2423496 The worst trader
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I can hear the printing presses warming up............... must keep the Dow up.

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 10:09 | 2423516 fwchiro
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lol @ #ref!...stack overflow, divide by zero error...finally we get to see what the y2k fear was all about

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 10:09 | 2423518 gatorengineer
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Tight stops on them shorts boys, the HP Ink delivery trucks inbound...........  When he prints its gonna stand on its tail on full afterburners......

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 10:16 | 2423536 Miss Expectations
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My catastrophic/panic corrective actions taken to fix #ref! always resulted in more #ref! popping up in the most unexpected places.  In such cases, my approach evolved into just whiting out the one #ref! and hope that no one in the meeting would notice the blank space on the xeroxed copies.

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 10:20 | 2423568 Vince Clortho
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Nothing some fantasy Press Releases and a boatload of counterfeit FRNs can't handle.

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 10:50 | 2423659 Zero Govt
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Yep, Ben the firestarter comes onto the scene (again) to 'rescue' us dressed as a firefighter

it's a funny old world this

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 10:54 | 2423681 Bullish Bear
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Greece looks like an excellent investment opportunity. Who wouldn't want to see a percentage of #Ref! in their portfolio!?

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 11:33 | 2423838 Printfaster
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What idot is buying CDS's? 

After you are through ISDA, there is nothing left but old sausage?  Who wants two week old sausage?

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 12:07 | 2423991 Nobody For President
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How about fresh sausage?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORg5TZAANWw

 

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