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steamboat ben
Bernanke's Royal Mess!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DsSmMBWBdE
Might have to change "Helicopter Ben" for "SUV Ben" after all...
Bronco Ben
cash from clunkers
Hilarious
You can steal from shitloads of people
but you can't steal shitloads from a bank
Tony Blair Appointed Senior Advisor to JPMorgan Chase
Tony Blair Confronted At Leveson Inquiry
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmKHUjYDqCI&feature=relmfu
Bond Bubble Ben
http://gif.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/MONEY.gif
animated version
O.J. Bernanke
"The beatings will continue until moral improves" == "QE will continue until the economy improves" The FED has this tragically wrong. It ignored the news of the last 24hours. Expect more poverty, hunger, and death because of this money printing.
He hits CNTRL + $ and bails the scene of the crime.
For god's sake, just let the goddamn system impale itself so we can get on with things. It'll only get as out of hand as we'll allow it, but Jesus, things is gonna get weird.
Too bad there wasn't an RPG available...
This is my fucking Plan!
To have the Federal Reserve Corporation stuffed to its fucking rafters with mountains of stinking toxic waste fecal matter, that it destroys itself from within and blows itself up.
It's a very complicated plan. I've been working on this plan for a very long time.
Now just go along with it and shut the fuck up about it.
Michael: I agree, the Fed is the "bad bank" in this game.
OT: Picked this up over at Jesse's Cafe:http://jessescrossroadscafe.blogspot.com/
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-09-12/jpmorgan-names-carlos-hernandez...
Blythe Masters will continue to run commodities trading, and also will lead regulatory affairs for the corporate and investment bank, reporting to Barry Zubrow.
Quantitative Easing Explained
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTUY16CkS-k&feature=fvwrel
We need a new "bears" episode.
I can't wait for more Extra Normal either.
http://i.imgur.com/sj4X7.jpg
inflation for the little fish
Hyperinflation Followed by Depression
"All my fiat flew away in a car chase!"
At first glance, I thought maybe somebody was throwing eggs at his car.
I had a smile on my face, if only for a brief moment.
What is sad is that these geniuses will spend 10-15 years of their life locked away in a Federal Prison just for stealing some worthless paper! Think about that!
"It's George Nelson, ya got that! Not Baby Face!"
They are doing exactly what Ben is doing: QE
Actually it was a pilot to see how well the public would accept another round of QE. Based upon that virtually all of the money thrown on to the streets was collected, the FOMC deciding that americans would approve of QE3.
What we really need is for the Fed to pull a Gordon Brown, and dump all its gold reserves so that the price of gold takes a tumble so we can all load up with Gold at a discounted price before the dollar dies.
Dear Ben,
You didn't print that.
Let the free candy flow forth! Hyperinflation here we come. Hold tight your gold.
William Banzai7 Art
not in a silverado
I would imagine Bernanke drives a green Infinity.
ideally he should be leaving by helicopter
..as anything he drives the wheels start falling off
Ben used to clatter to work in a smoke-belching Denbeigh Super Chauvinist.
But he blew a head gasket by keeping the 'pedal to the metal' all the time.
Soon he'll be able to take a ricksha ...
Indeed. Model VIX85.
Holy shit you made my day
duplicate
Dumb cops, you just passed up free money...
Oh wait, I forget, they collected it later.
No need! Their pensions were covered in the last print.
Gotta keep the thug handz greased!
I'm looking for a white Bronco.
LOL!
Were those gloves being thrown out the window?
If the noose fits, you cannot acquit.
Thankyou for that.
Kato Kaelin is available as an eyewitness. Or for media appearences.
Automotive Teller Machine
Get ready for all kinds of screwy fed-backstopped automotive industry chimera. The crazy is about to get exponentially crazier!
Nice.
Federal Operation Money Car (FOMC)
OMG. LOL. Says it all.
Good Riddance!
Its all over but the crying...
"Eat cake bitchezzzzzzzz....(add Doplar Effect)"
[Kick].
[Kick] [Snare] [Kick] [Snare] [Kick] [Snare] [Crash]
6/4 time? "Fell on Black Days" by Soundgarden.
I was thinking Maids of Gravity, but Soundgarden works too.
War on the Swedish.
Murder Death Kill: Vulva {strike} Volvo........
Oops
Yesterday, after the bank robbers threw money out of the windows of the get away car, I commented on Yahoo! that Bernanke has been doing that for years- and nobody is chasing him or trying to lock him up.
This is what a commenter said back to me. "Another stupid reply!"
Heh. You cannot make this shit up. Beer is cheap at WalMart.
Sounds like being on Yahoo is the problem. Ben is a bankrobber, he throws money out the windows, they should lock him up. Obvious, yes, stupid, no.
The Yahoo boards are legendary with mindless idiots and buffoons. LOL.
The FED is nothing but a counterfeiting operation, which was laid bare and exsposed for all to see today.
bleeeet!!!
People that read Yahoo live paycheck to paycheck and don't know who Bernanke is or could even fathom QE.
When those people get it there will be real trouble.
Long Live " RED RIDER"! You made my day http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqUa_G1h3pw&feature=list_other&playnext=1...
Is that Ben actually giving to Main Street?
Dream on, Peon.
Shalom Ben doesn't even know where main street is.
i seriously want to be a central banker. fuck up the world. print money. wash-rinse-repeat. all you need to know is ctrl-p.
IT'S MY MONEY & I NEED IT NOW!
IT WAS YOUR MONEY...
Fixed it fer ya.
Yesterday Bernanke saw those bank robbers and became insanely jealous, "If they can give away free moniez, why can't I?"
Just for perspective, I believe Bush II spent around $40 B to recover from 9/11. Bernanke is now at $40 B per month with no end in sight.
$85 bil with twist and MBS.
+1
Funny all of the people in the media focus on just the 40 Billion in MBS purcahses, and avoid discussing larger $45 Billion on twist. And also that there is no cap or end date for these purchases. $85 Billion X 12 months = $1.02 Trillion per year.
but no inflation so why worry?
/sarc-cause the sheeple wont get it....
did ben guarantee the fiscal cliff arrives? now, there is 0.00000000000001% chance the republicans will even come to the table. and then ben admitted he doesnt have the tools if the cliff does arrive. classic.
No one asked the one pertinent question:
Mr. Bernanke, with all due respect, the Fed has been addressing this economic slack for over 4 years. The Fed has executed many interest rate, balance sheet and communication policy changes over this period. Why is this policy initative going to be successful when all others have fallen short of your objective?
that question was submitted by every "journalist". it was not pre-approved by ben and the merry printers.
Journalist have no balls! surprise, surprise.
Life is a stage
Mr. Bernanke, with all due respect, which is zero...
Picture is a nice analogy for inflation rates to come. When you drive home from the bank, you already lost 90% of it.
OBAMA JUST GOT HIS RE-ELECTION thanks to BB.
What a fucking joke!
He was going to be selected anway.. there is no way that Romney had a chance in the electorial college.
Absolutely. I'd think it would be obvious by now that the grass-roots motivation behind a candidate who's greatest claim is being "anybody but the incumbent" is never strong enough to capture the office.
The only interesting thing remaining is how the MSM paints the fictitious horse race scenario in order to keep interest up until selection day.
As always, my only hope is that the headlines are "lowest voter turnout ever."
No he hasn't, he probably forced the Bernank to do this, but he's a fucking lawyer that knows how to read teleprompters very well not an economist or a business man, this thing will blow up in his face B4 the election.
Looks like a legit economic policy.
...for zimbabwe.....fixed it for you
If the Market dumped 1000 pts from here to close, would it be called a flash crash or reality?
Would be a software error.
Why is it that if you rob a few thousand you go to jail for life but if you steal 1.6 billion the whole system does all they can to protect you?
Becuase when you can only steal a few thousand, you're an underachiever.
The takeaway is...try counterfeiting,
See at least us loony Libertarians are smart enough to go out at night on a lake to dump our gold and silver. You fiat lovers are just plain stupid.
He really did lose it in a car chase tho...I saw it on youtube.
I thought they must have thrown it out to create a traffic jam so cops couldn't chase them. I don't understand your "I saw it on youtube" remark, though. I saw Bill Clinton shape shift into a reptillian on youtube and now I'm wondering it must be true.
I was being Gracie to EvlTheCat's George. I do that for fun around here. Sometimes I like to set the ball, other times I like to spike.
Gold has a lovely stiffie, don't cha think?
That's why they call it 'hard money.'
Lovely!
Set and spike!
Ben, Ben, is that you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iy66dFYiV9o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SHDRDSXv8I&feature=related
You may not be made of money, but Ben is.
How long can Potter sit there hitting the sell WTI button? We should have popped to $101 on this news.
As long as you're not holding dollars or drawing a paycheck in dollars you've got nothing to worry about - blue skies ahead, bitchez!
I am surprised they called it now. It must be worse they they imagine. Gas is almost $4 here. Make sure you have extra food in your house..
Nothing more can be written. History was repeated and we never learned.
I like the gif of the kid throwing money out the window.
And no, The Fed can't do anything about the fiscal cliff.
http://confoundedinterest.wordpress.com/2012/09/13/fed-pulls-the-trigger...
Need to find a place to get hookers and blow on credit.....
Let's Party Before Nothingness.
Shit even the CNBC poll on whether the FED got it right has 72% "NO"
They'll probably rig the numbers to the poll soon.
lol they don't need to rig it, they just rotate the writing 'ON' ;-)
Crap, shoulda got NOK instead of HL. Oh well....
The Bernank just div by zero. Time to get redrunk.
Al Cowling is his new driver. It just makes sense.
Tired of Billions, lets do trillions a month Bernanke. We know you want to do it. like a kid in the Keynesian economic candy store.
No worry about wheel barrows anymore, we have plastic these days.
Bernanke can point to all jobs created in replacing all those gas station signs and adding another digit.
Shoot, now they don't have enough cash left to buy a loaf of bread.
I wonder how this would have gone if they tossed Krispy Kremes out the windows?
I'm ok with The Bernank. I am long oil and PMs so what the heck. Print baby, Print.
let them eat
smaller pieces of cake
They had just robbed a BoA. At least the target was deserving.
Small robber robs big robber.
LOL! +1
Were the robbers wearing Guy Fawkes masks as well?
OJ killed two people while benny at the fed is destroying the wealth of nations -- both will burn in hell
But nobody on Wall St gets hurt.
At least nobody IMPORTANT.
I was on the phone with a buddy and we both had on the tube watching the cops chase down the bank robbers the other day........I laughed so hard I nearly cried when, after the cops got the guy stopped and cuffed, out of the nearby cribs come what, two or three hundred of the inner city hip-hop contingent. Never in my life, did I think you could round up that many felons in the "hood that fast.