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Chart Of The Day: The European Commission's Greek GDP Forecast

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Reuters has been kind enough to release the "Second Economic Adjustment Programme for Greece" - a 195 page blueprint that Greece has to follow (unlike the first one, which it kinda, sorta ignored) in order for the money to keep flowing (money to bail out Europe's banks that is). We can save you the reading: below is the only chart of note. This is what the European powers expect Greek GDP to do. It needs no further commentary.

Yup. You read that right:

Also we wonder if Greeks have seen the line "Compensation of employees, private sector per head" which just happens to collapse by 13% in 2012, 3.8% in 2013 and 2.2% in 2014? Does that all add up to 0.0% by 2015?

An unchanged GDP in one year from the economy that just did this:

Not to mention a "banking" sector which has no deposits left:

So the people on the list below: please don't try to calculate your IRR (of European bank funding) - it is negative. But be sure that many more such Tables will be published over the next year.

Full completely meaningless hockeysticking paperweight can be found here.

 

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Tue, 03/13/2012 - 08:02 | 2249828 Irish66
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Did the weatherman write this?

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 08:07 | 2249833 LongSoupLine
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no, the weatherman's right sometimes...couldn't be him.

 

More than likely written by CNBS' Steve Liesman...

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 08:42 | 2249845 Zero_Sum
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I don't know what you guys are talking about. That chart is completely reasonable. After all, Greece is a slumbering industrial powerhouse... 

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 08:45 | 2249894 Sam Clemons
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Yep, the same weatherman that says the US has grown in real terms the last ten years.

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 08:03 | 2249829 Alexmai
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Paul B. Farrell: 10 reasons Wall Street will hit bottom, crash. They’ll crash, again. No matter how anemic the recovery. No matter how much more debt they pile on taxpayers. No matter who’s president. Crash.

investmentwatchblog.com/paul-b-farrell-10-reasons-wall-street-will-hit-bottom-crash-theyll-crash-again-no-matter-how-anemic-the-recovery-no-matter-how-much-more-debt-they-pile-on-taxpayers-no-matter-who/#.T1826vXNmX4

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 09:22 | 2250010 Pegasus Muse
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PAUL B FARELL: TOO LATE TO JAIL BANK CEOs; ONLY REVOLUTION WILL SUCCEED – Four time bombs that will blow up Wall Street

1 March 2011, by Paul B. Farrell (MarketWatch)


http://www.marketwatch.com/story/four-time-bombs-that-will-blow-up-wall-street-2011-03-01

Excerpt:

Put Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein in jail for six months, and all this will stop, all over Wall Street and America, a former congressional aide tells Matt Taibbi in his latest Rolling Stone attack, “Why Isn’t Wall Street in Jail?

Financial crooks brought down the world’s economy — but the feds are doing are doing more to protect them than to prosecute them.”

Taibbi’s right, everyone knows Wall Street’s run by a bunch of dictators who are doing more damage to democracy and capitalism than North Africa’s dictators.

But jail the CEOs of Goldman, Citi, B. of A. or my old firm Morgan Stanley? Too late.

Only a revolution will stop Wall Street’s self-destructive capitalism. And watching the people revolt against dictators like Mubarak and Gadhafi reminds us of the spirit that sparked America’s revolution in 1776.

But today we need a 1930s-style revolution.

     

 

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 08:04 | 2249831 French Frog
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If this wasn't tragic it would be funny

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 08:06 | 2249834 Spooky Polish
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It's not tragic, it's magic ! 

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 09:27 | 2250022 mvsjcl
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Never believe it's not so.

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 08:37 | 2249879 Pacifico
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Drama is actually a real city in Greece.

Makes you wonder...

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 08:06 | 2249832 Spooky Polish
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Ohhh reaally? What do they eating in the morning?  Meth based breakfast ? 
Or they believe , that Greeks became EuroChina , and put their plants there ?

Seriously, one and only possible scenario of 0% decline in 2013 is 100% decline in 2012.

 

rotfl, EUgoldmanDrones 

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 08:06 | 2249835 BudFox2012
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Awesome - I'm glad Greece is going to accelerate growth even though they have been negative since 2008.  With all this extra money they have coming in, they will be able to help bail out Portugal, Spain, and Italy in the near future, and the US longer term.  Bullish!  </sarcasm>

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 08:09 | 2249839 Spooky Polish
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I hope those Greek based piles of money will be enough to save whole EU, and perypheries like Poland , when time comes. 

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 08:06 | 2249836 mantrid
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One wouldn't like to be in Greek GDP's boots in case it refuses to do what European powers expect it to do. They could torture it with forecasts to death.

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 08:10 | 2249841 youngman
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What is tragic is that a bunch of so called educated people can sit in a room and come up with this stuff.....no one has the street smart or the logic to call it out as crap...that is what is tragic.....the group think...

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 08:17 | 2249846 LongSoupLine
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I disagree, because you're implying that they are sitting in a room trying to think out a solution.  This is so far off base that it stinks of BLS modeling.  What we're viewing here is nothing more than a Lazlo rulered propaganda chart with 0% real data forecast incorporation and extrapolation.

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 08:13 | 2249844 Mae Kadoodie
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GDP=Greeks Don't Pay

 

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 08:27 | 2249862 Spooky Polish
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Geeks Don't Play 

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 09:02 | 2249936 LongSoupLine
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Golden Donkey Poop

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 08:18 | 2249848 alexwest
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is it me or first chart look slike exactly CBO forecast chart of federal revenues?

alx

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 08:21 | 2249850 cnhedge
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2013 zero gdp growth? not possible,haha.

http://www.cnhedge.com/

http://www.jinrongbaike.com/

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 08:26 | 2249857 dontgoforit
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I wouldn't want to be an Athenian right now - or this time 10 years from now.  You know, there's a lot of little kids there who are gonna grow up with a maligned view of the world.  Really sucks for the innocent ones.  God bless 'em.  So not good.

And this is what we're setting up for our grandchildren right now here in the US.

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 08:30 | 2249869 alexwest
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well, no offense pal but under no conditions situation in Greece will look like
here in Detroit , USA if you know what i mean..

Greece is old as Earth.. they lived through way way way worse times.. somehow they survived.

but I 100% sure nothing will be any good in Motor City. its beyond any hope.

alx

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 08:25 | 2249858 LookingWithAmazement
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Greek crisis will go over, banks will start lending again, economy grows, Greece returns to capital markets. Bye bye crisis. Be honest folks: you all expected the euro to be have been collapsed by now. Well, it's still there.

BTW: an Iranian nuke would enhance (not threat) peace in the Mid-East: "Can one seriously think that the day when Iran has a nuclear weapon, its first concern will be to launch it at Israel and be devastated in its turn in the following minutes?"

See http://bit.ly/yZpo44

Leap/E2020 has it right. So, eurocrisis over, Irancrisis over, what's left? 2012 really is a muddlethrough year, as I predicted. Boring world we live in.

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 08:33 | 2249875 Iam Rich
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"...Greece returns to the capital markets.."  Is this /sarc?  Trolling (you got me!)?  Let's have a look at Argentina and their (non-)return to the capital markets.  Greece has nothing to offer.  Greece will not be returning to the capital markets for a very long time.

 

Eurocrisis over?  Greece is not the Eurocrisis.  Lot's of excitement still ahead!  Yep, muddle through 2012 seems possible.  But muddle through to what?

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 08:48 | 2249899 Non Passaran
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Excellent analysis.
Pimp that resume up, CNBC is keen to get you on board ASAP.

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 09:06 | 2249942 CrashisOptimistic
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Well, sarcasm or not, when baselines are reduced to very low levels, they DO flatten and then rise.  They have to, in the absence of mass deaths, which may happen but are not in any of these budgets.

What I'd take issue with is the slope of the curves.  Greece will hit bottom and start to improve, but the rate of improvement won't be remotely close to these predictions.  Some oil events can delay it or flatten it further, but Greece cannot descend to zero.  If even one person starts a hot dog stand in Syntagma Square, where there was none before, that's GDP growth.  Someone IS going to do that.  So from flatlines there is improvement.

So let's not overdo the dark future of Greece, which is plenty dark as is.

 

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 08:26 | 2249859 JPM Hater001
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I dont get it.  I see roses and sunny days ahead...

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 08:32 | 2249872 gared44
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Guys guys guys.... there are things that you DO NOT know about Greece. Cyprus has found 10 trillion cubic feet of gas in one of its 12 blocks. Greece is ready to start drilling as well. Estimation of findings is MUCH MUCH bigger than that of Cyprus. NIGHTY NIGHT guys...

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 08:45 | 2249895 Non Passaran
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Aaaah, that explains why their rating was knocked off yesterday!

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 08:51 | 2249903 gared44
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indeed!!! it shows how subjective credit rating firms are! Cyprus finding is estimated at 70-80 bn $ . Cyprus GDP is 25bn $ .So indeed their economy is junk......

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 08:55 | 2249914 cygnetsong
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Greek growth plan:

"Boys!  Boys for sale!"

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 08:57 | 2249920 Dick Darlington
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FInland's PM Jyrki Katainen today:

*KATAINEN SEES `BRIGHT' FUTURE FOR GREECE ONCE ACUTE CRISIS OVER

*KATAINEN SAYS GREECE HAS REALISTIC OPPORTUNITY TO END CRISIS

Aaaahahahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Oh the hubris and complacency! It is exactly this kind of behavior that will GUARANTEE failure.

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 10:23 | 2250244 greecerules
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of course they have a bright future "once the crisis is over".  haha what part of that didn't you understand?

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 09:06 | 2249946 gatorengineer
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What is tragic is that the US taxpayer kicked in almost 7 billion into this latest round via the IMF...... AND NOBODY not even the Tylers even mentioned it........

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 10:20 | 2250236 greecerules
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Why is this tragic?  The US greatly benefits from a stable eurozone.

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 09:11 | 2249955 virgilcaine
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Greek 10 Yr Yield drops 50%  overnight @ 17% ?   while the One Yr Greek Bond  @ 1143%. Some crazy stuff happening in these bond markets.

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 09:34 | 2250041 amitmittal
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seems to be a result of review having updated the headlines as they expect the GDP to come to -4.75% this year

 

Meanwhile while Swiss and France Prices showed a year on year softness , inflation kept positive in Italy at 0.4% for the month and at the EU rate of 3.3% for the year.

The Second Greek Economic Adjustment Programme ( Bailout ) is however now available in the public domain as accepted (open here ) and approved and is going to be in for some widely felt criticism with Economists and bureaucrats going with a prepackaged 0 budget schedule for 2013 for the trapped state. The target is about 7% of GDP to be recovered and the fiscal deficit which has improved from 15% to 9% this year in just two years, is at the same time expected to grow back to a near 0 2013. Greece is also expected to return to market financing after just three years. The three targets together have had most Economists’ a reason for continued no Confidence in Euro integration

US Economy: FOMC, Greece, Retail Sales ex Auto hold up | The Banking and Strategy Initiative http://bit.ly/woiP92

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 10:30 | 2250271 greecerules
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why is everyone fixated on where greece's debt is trading?  its irrelevant.  greece is and will continue to be funded by the EU for a very long time.  Eventually the EU will have to write down a substantial portion of their loans to greece and the debt/gdp ratio will revert back to more normal levels of 60% or so. 

 

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 11:32 | 2250506 _ConanTheLibert...
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inverse that 2012+ line and we got what will actually happen.

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