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Charting The Headlines In The Past 24 Hours

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Starting to feel lost in what is an interminable and constant barrage of rumors, lies, insinuations, speculation, and just broadly, headlines? Fear not: here is Reuters with what may be the most useful invention of the EMU collapse era: the intraday visual headline tracker.

Source: Reuters

 

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Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:42 | 1845128 GeneMarchbanks
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Yeah... that's not helping at all.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:47 | 1845155 Au_Ag_CuPbCu
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Seriously...can we flush this turd already?

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 11:51 | 1845369 centerline
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Better check where the sewage line leads!

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:42 | 1845129 Chief KnocAHoma
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Once again our mole in the White House was able to eaves drop on a private conversation in the Oval Office. This meeting was a campaign strategy session involving David Axelrod, Valerie Jarrett and Obama.

 

Axelrod: Mr President I think we need to formulate a strategy for each possible Republican candidate.

 

Obama: (Dressed in golf clothes he is practicing his putting on a rug over the Presidential Seal.) How long is this golfing ban in effect David?

 

Jarrett: Until after the election sir.

 

Axelrod: Okay I think the most likely nominee is Romney. How do we combat him?

 

Jarrett: Easy... brand his supporters as republican, blue blood, elitist racist.

 

Axelrod: Okay. What about Perry?

 

Jarrett: Red neck, backwards, oil tycoon racist.

 

Axelrod: Gingrich?

 

Jared: Unethical racist.

 

Axelrod: Okay what about Cain?

 

(Silence as all three look at each other.)

 

Obama: Well he is black and we could sell my positive aspects.

 

Axelrod: I'm not sure I understand?

 

Obama: You fool. I'm half white.

 

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 17:30 | 1846636 Western
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Are Jarett and Jared the same person?

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:57 | 1845130 Chief KnocAHoma
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 Deleted sorry

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:43 | 1845133 Sudden Debt
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YEP, WE'VE GOT ENOUGH MATERIAL IN THIS SLIDE TO FILL A EPISODE OF... damn... nobody would watch this crap....

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 11:00 | 1845213 BandGap
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No one should have to watch this crap. 

Do these people ver get to the point?  If I ran things this way at work I'd be boinced out after 3-4 cycles.  How many different tunes with the same fucking lyrics?

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:47 | 1845134 hedgeless_horseman
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Move over, Graham and Dodd!

Times have changed, Edwards and McGee!

Sorry, Mr. CFA, we have Google News Flags!

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:45 | 1845139 midgetrannyporn
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<---- G Pap farted

<---- Berlusconi beds another prostitute

<---- IMF twiddle twaddles

<---- etc., etc.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 11:50 | 1845364 DoChenRollingBearing
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Oh that's interesting, if you give a red and then a green, it takes away the red and leaves the green.  That is, I could not vote for BOTH the fart and the ho...

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:44 | 1845143 pendragon
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i see the euro bulls loved the pmis! recession is good news obviously

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:47 | 1845157 Ancona
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I like the chart, it sort of speaks to me......in a kind of creepy-scary way.

Thanks, now I will have nightmares.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:57 | 1845196 gwar5
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Gerald Celente: "There is no recovery and there isn't going to be a recovery, there is only a cover-up."

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 11:50 | 1845365 centerline
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It doesn't get any more simple than that.  Unsustainable meets inevitable.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 11:50 | 1845366 mfoste1
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only thing thats growing in the US is the freaking money supply.....

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 11:02 | 1845227 HD
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Where's the "Cramer said buy buy buy" box?

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 11:05 | 1845247 gwar5
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Gerald Celente: "There is no recovery and there isn't going to be a recovery, there is only a cover-up."

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 11:06 | 1845250 gwar5
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Gerald Celente: "There is no recovery and there isn't going to be a recovery, there is only a cover-up."

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 12:13 | 1845451 prains
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"There is no recovery and there isn't going to be a recovery, there is only a cover-up."

 

then will somebody please cover the corpse I'm tired of looking at it. (also pls cover longballsshortknobs avatar pls, pls)

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 11:22 | 1845268 butchee
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Now that's what I call price discovery!

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 11:36 | 1845322 Benito
Fri, 11/04/2011 - 11:46 | 1845353 tamboo
Fri, 11/04/2011 - 11:58 | 1845390 earleflorida
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thanks for the charting tyler :-))

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 12:02 | 1845408 Bansters-in-my-...
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Are we almost there yet mommy.

I'm tired and scared.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 18:55 | 1846871 Buck Johnson
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What this  chart tells me is that everyone wants something done but nobody wants or can help.  All this is jawboning and hopeing for the US to say OKAY WE WILL PUT IN 500 BILLION OR MORE TO THE EFSF (which won't work anyway).

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