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Charting The History Of Glorious Greek-Bondholder Relations

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Today, at one point in the afternoon, CNBC's Michelle Caruso Cabrera "broke" the new that according to the IIF and its always amusing chairman Charles Dallara, Greece is about a month away from a final, conclusive and this time definitive resolution with its creditors. He punctuated the news by saying "progress has been made." Naturally, a minor detail was overlooked, namely whether the haircut would be 50% as per the Second Bailout, First Amendment, or 75% as Germany is rumored to have demanded recently. Also ignored is any update on whether hedge fund Vega is proceeding to sue Greece or anyone else for cramming the fund down in what ISDA defined as a "consensual bankruptcy." But the main reason why we ignored this news completely, is that as the annotated chart below of Greek bond prices show, this is not the first time Dallara has had encouraging "news" to say about the bankruptcy process. In fact, if bondholders had merely sold the first time the Frenchman had opened his mouth, they would have saved about 70% of their money. Frankly at this point it no longer matter. The only catalyst now is March, by when Europe needs to finalize and fund the Greek bailout's €130 billion or else it is game over for the Eurozone.

h/t Andrew Yorks

 

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Tue, 01/03/2012 - 23:24 | 2031515 non_anon
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from the ashes arise...

Tue, 01/03/2012 - 23:27 | 2031523 Motorhead
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Ya mas, bitchez!

Tue, 01/03/2012 - 23:30 | 2031536 oogs66
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He is a total joke with no actual power - no surprise he is clueless

Tue, 01/03/2012 - 23:55 | 2031541 TruthInSunshine
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The Bernanximus:

Oh you should see the Hal9000 Printing Press, Trichetommodus. 50,000 Prop Desks watching every movement of your printing presses, willing you to make the killer blow. The silence before you strike, and the noise afterwards, it rises, rises up like...like...like a storm, as if you were the Thunder God himself.

 
Trichetommodus:

You were a Maximus Printer, to infinity & beyond?

 
Bernanximus:

Yes, I was. And you will be, too.  Soon.....soon. Our fractional reserve banking Ponzi, making debt serfs of the population of conquered lands, via bribing and blackmailing their leaders, ensures it.

Trichetommodus:

I will win the EU Banker Elite hearts & minds, those offspring of the House of the Red Shield. I will give them something they have never seen before.

 

Gracchus [Interrupting abruptly]:

The beating heart of Amerika, and now, the Eurozone, is not the marble of the Senate or various European Parliaments; it is the sod of the NFL and World Cup pitch, with the rabble crowds consuming copious amounts of pretzels, sausages & ale, bitchez.

Wed, 01/04/2012 - 01:08 | 2031820 NewThor
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"....... and the noise afterwards, it rises, rises up like...like...like a storm, as if you were the Thunder God himself"

 

Ben Bernanke could NEVER understand what it's like to be the Thunder God himself.

....nor could he ever be followed by a harmonious wall of sound that peels like Jimi Hendrix with a mile high stack of Marshalls.

Wed, 01/04/2012 - 11:31 | 2032715 BigJim
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Excellent! I could cheerfully sit and watch an entire movie in this vein.

+ 15.3T (but who's counting?)

Tue, 01/03/2012 - 23:32 | 2031545 Central Bankster
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Hilarity.  Now chart it against National Bank of Greece share prices.

Tue, 01/03/2012 - 23:49 | 2031586 infinity8
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Alright, this is what's going to kill me - keep breaking down time in 2-12 week increments for anything that might matter and string me along only to tell me another 2-12 weeks for a "resolution". Somebody shoot me already.

Wed, 01/04/2012 - 09:28 | 2032365 blindfaith
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the French mafia leaking a story to the Italian NY MSM/Financial Mafia about the Greek mafia.  Second helping please.

Wed, 01/04/2012 - 00:00 | 2031626 Eireann go Brach
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There should be a rule whereby if you hear a Frenchman open his mouth, you should automatically punch him in the face!

Wed, 01/04/2012 - 00:04 | 2031635 infinity8
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If it's Bernanke, can I headbutt him. break his arm, and then stomp his nuts?

Wed, 01/04/2012 - 00:11 | 2031649 UP Forester
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Kick him in the nuts, first.  That way he can't scurry off so fast.

On second thought, do Eunuchs have balls?

Wed, 01/04/2012 - 00:45 | 2031757 infinity8
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At this point, I'm sure my head is the hardest part of my body and, I've always found a good head-butt to win in the "element of surprise" department. What happens after that is, I suppose, subjective to circumstance.

Wed, 01/04/2012 - 00:39 | 2031746 chump666
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lol

Wed, 01/04/2012 - 00:11 | 2031651 Paul67
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Greece should wait until they can pay off the debt with just a few “barbarous relics”.

Wed, 01/04/2012 - 00:31 | 2031718 Bill D. Cat
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I did not have consentual bankruptcy with that woman .

Wed, 01/04/2012 - 00:37 | 2031735 chump666
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Thats an awesome post ZH, short and to the point.

German bond auction in some hrs from now.

Wed, 01/04/2012 - 00:52 | 2031781 disabledvet
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Finally a dollar amount. Talk about a ton of dough from Germany to "the little people." whatever comes of "Greece" you have to admire the fact "they made it expensive." now onto the real game: Spain or Italy Europe? You can't have both.

Wed, 01/04/2012 - 01:13 | 2031835 tmftdoyle
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Tyler;

Such disrespect is uncalled for: it's CNBC's "Chief International Correspondent", Michelle Caruso Cabrera! For she meets the CNBC anchor criteria for expertise; She has been to Greece.

Wed, 01/04/2012 - 02:12 | 2031971 Vic Vinegar
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Fuck you and your stupid faux-sarc.  STFU please.

Pretty please?

Wed, 01/04/2012 - 01:16 | 2031841 Jim in MN
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I'm close!  I'm close!  No I'm really close!

 

Just keep going honey.

Wed, 01/04/2012 - 01:51 | 2031916 chump666
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  • Kenichiro Ikezawa, fund manager at Daiwa SB Investments. The market's near-term focus is on private sector participation talks in the Greece bailout and Italy's large bond redemption in the coming months, both of which could then pose downside risk to the EUR.

Payback

Wed, 01/04/2012 - 01:59 | 2031948 Peter Pan
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Something tells me that EU leaders will shaft bond holders in reprisal and allow Greece to default and exit.

Wed, 01/04/2012 - 02:15 | 2031977 chump666
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oh dear me, EUR is sell again:

-- Euro loses steam after risk assets rose Tuesday on solid manufacturing data globally
-- Focus shifts back to European sovereign debt problems, with Greece's private sector participation talks seen as near-term key
-- Euro-zone bailout fund plans to sell bonds amid concerns over potential downgrades of member state sovereign debt

 

Wed, 01/04/2012 - 02:21 | 2031984 ebworthen
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Oh sure, all is well in Greece; and Spain, and Italy, and main street U.S.S.A.

Wed, 01/04/2012 - 03:13 | 2032051 Dick Darlington
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Soon it will be Spain...

 Jan. 4 (Bloomberg) -- The Spanish govt helped the Valencia
region make an EU123m payment to Deutsche Bank that had been
overdue since Dec. 27, El Pais reported.
• Treasury gave a verbal guarantee to an unidentified lender persuading it to advance the funds the regional government needed to make the payment, the newspaper said
• Verbal guarantee was extended to get round a law which prevents central govt from formally backstopping the debts of the regions, the newspaper added
• Central govt also advanced its regular transfers to the regions by about 10 days to Jan. 3 to help Valencia, El Pais said

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Wed, 01/04/2012 - 11:34 | 2032725 BigJim
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Yup, ZH is the ultimate place to sell clothing. You are a spamming genius.

Wed, 01/04/2012 - 04:34 | 2032129 Dick Darlington
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Spain May Request EU, IMF Loans to Help Banks, Expansion Says

Jan. 4 (Bloomberg) -- Spanish Prime Minister Mariano
Rajoy’s government is considering applying for loans from the
European Union’s rescue fund and the International Monetary Fund
to finance the restructuring of the country’s financial
industry, Expansion reported, citing unidentified people with
knowledge of the matter.

Wed, 01/04/2012 - 06:50 | 2032202 chump666
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wow the PMI fudge goes on.  EZ PMI up and CPI down...last gasp Europe

Wed, 01/04/2012 - 06:59 | 2032206 navy62802
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Someone needs to get a rape kit for the Greek bondholders because that haircut was definitely not consensual.

Wed, 01/04/2012 - 08:22 | 2032271 Ewe235
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Don't Panic.

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