Chicago PMI 56.5 Lowest Since November 2009, But Beats Expectations

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Wed, 08/31/2011 - 09:58 | 1618619 PulauHantu29
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"Better then expected." What else?

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:32 | 1618741 espirit
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"What else"?  Decouple the dollah from all else and send the markets to the moon.

Pulling the wool over the sheeples eyes once again.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 11:51 | 1619084 hedgeless_horseman
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, On Wednesday August 31, 2011, 10:38 am EDT

 

NEW YORK (AP) -- Stocks rose Wednesday, capping a wild month in the stock market, after a surge in factory orders reassured investors that the manufacturing industry remains healthy.

 

Factory orders rose 2.4 percent in July, the biggest increase since March. Demand for automobiles jumped by the largest amount in eight years and orders for commercial airplanes soared. Manufacturing has been one of the strongest parts of the economy since the recession ended about two years ago.

 

The Dow Jones industrial average rose 143 points, or 1.2 percent, to 11,703. The Dow turned positive for the year, and has risen seven of the last eight days. Aluminum maker Alcoa Inc. rose 4.3 percent, the most of the 30 companies that make up the Dow average.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:40 | 1618766 Translational Lift
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Game on!!!  BTFD.....F-N joke........

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:55 | 1618838 Sudden Debt
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Expect nothing and you'll always have better results.

 

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 12:12 | 1619158 TruthInSunshine
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For those who pine for QE3, they will have to make do with mere 'twists' in the breeze:

AUGUST 31, 2011

Economy Deeply Divides Fed

Jon Hilsenrath

New Records Show Central Bank Officials at Odds Over How to Revive Recovery

Rejiggering the composition of the Fed's securities holdings could also be a half-step which wins common agreement. Economic theory suggests that the Fed can push down long-term interest rates and stimulate growth by buying more long-term securities while it sells short-term securities. The Fed could twist the portfolio in this manner without adding to it, which might pacify inflation hawks who worry that the Fed's $2.8 trillion portfolio of securities, loans and other assets already is too large.

Write to Jon Hilsenrath at jon.hilsenrath@wsj.com

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 09:59 | 1618623 papaswamp
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Head and shoulders bitchez

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:06 | 1618663 101 years and c...
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looks more like a cock and balls formation.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:55 | 1618760 slaughterer
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Sitting currently in 1227-1230 resistance region, which we calculate will be the end-point of this bear market rally.  We sold off three quarters of our ES/SPY calls and are just watching and waiting for a signal to re-short. 

The 50DMA is located at the neckline of the H&S: 1257.72.  The people who really have their career based on this crazy rally want to re-test that number and get ES positive for the year again.    

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 12:39 | 1619229 RSloane
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Oh yes.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 09:59 | 1618625 Racer
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It isn't a 'market'

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:14 | 1618691 HelluvaEngineer
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Something appears to be up.  Momo rolling over and some of my bearish call options are being bid up.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:20 | 1618708 Cdad
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Stands to reason.  This is one of the most obvious and laughable markups I have ever seen.  The algos that forget to turn off HAVE TO BE arbitraged by the close of this session.  I cannot imagine anyone would actually try to hold this into ISM.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:25 | 1618722 HelluvaEngineer
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Looks like a prop job for the end of the month.  I sincerely hope these overpriced equities are currently being distributed to a multitude of Cramericans.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:28 | 1618736 Cdad
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By Cramericans, if you mean the people in the control room who call in as supposedly  "active investors," I don't think they can own individual stocks.  

These stocks are being distributed to ETF managers.  You can see the accumulation on the inverse ETFs even now, although the pricing on these things is entirely disconnected from anything...so good luck with those.

Death of Market credibility, one markup at a time.

 

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 11:08 | 1618865 Cdad
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Check that high print on the Roach Motel [SPY].  Electronic manipulation at its finest.  Someone is going to get a big bonus this Christmas when that short, set at 127.07 is cashed in after the next leg down.

But maybe...and we can always hope...Mary Schapiro of the SEC will finally quit meeting with the criminal syndicate masterminds of Wall Street to discuss how important those co located computers in the room next to where Duncan Niederauer takes his afternoon constitutional are.  I dare say that free market capitalism now depends on such computer theft as this.

Good luck out there...as the market has now received its most basic signal that tomorrow's ISM will be really bad...and "surprisingly" so.

 

**Tyler, could you ask the boys over at Nanex about this one...just for shits and giggles?**

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 09:59 | 1618626 I am Jobe
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Nothing to see here. Another scam

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:41 | 1618772 gunsmoke011
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I just LOVE living in this Goldilocks World of "Better Than Expectations"! Reminds me of the sotry of Goldilocks - when she was scampering down the trail and was attacked by the bear. during the attack, the bear ate both of her legs off, ate both of her arms off, she had her guts ripped out and will be wearing a colostomy bag for the rest of her life, the bear ripped half of her face off so she will now have to be fed through a tracheometry tube the rest of her life - and obviously she is eaten up with bed sores since she will never be able to move agian - which is of no soncsquence since she will be in a coma until the day she dies -- BUT -- It was Better than the Expert Analyst Expected -- They thought The bear would have killed her!

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 09:59 | 1618628 Caviar Emptor
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ISM New York report out today: Officially in contraction mode to 47.8 (below 50) , now at levels last seen June, 2009. Revenues were down 40% from August 2010! And businesses report difficulty with financing

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:02 | 1618630 snowball777
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Honey Badger Market Don't Care

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:16 | 1618697 Honey Badger
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Market don't give a SHIT!

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:00 | 1618631 reading
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I thought better than expected was bad now as that would mean no QE3.  We need bad, really bad then we can rally 100 points a day on the S&P.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:02 | 1618638 Boilermaker
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Yea, it's all so polluted now that it's literally worthless.  If you aren't on the inside and know which way the market will be shoved then you shouldn't be in it, period.

It's just three card monte now.  If you aren't moving the walnut shells, you on the wrong side of the bet.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:04 | 1618650 EscapeKey
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Nah, this is a replay of the time leading up to QE2;

Good news = rally, as the "economy is vibrant and healthy"

Bad news = rally, as "likelyhood of QE3 will emerge sooner"

Horrible news = rally, as "more QE will solve all problems"

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:01 | 1618632 DefiantSurf
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I need to just go back to surfing for porn, reading dribble like this just upsets me, porn makes me happy

 

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:02 | 1618635 MFL8240
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ADP down, PMI at 2009 levels, spells a good gay for stocks.  If they were both higher, it would be a better day for the Wall Street circus.  Gold down they call it yesterdays news. What a fucking joke this whole sytem is.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:02 | 1618636 Caviar Emptor
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US Mortgage Aps down 10% last week (!)

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:02 | 1618639 MFL8240
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More good news, another 50 Dow points.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:05 | 1618660 Caviar Emptor
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The Wall Streeters still think big QE is coming (cause it goes straight into their pockets). They're gonna be surprised. 

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:45 | 1618788 Cdad
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I don't think the criminal syndicate Wall Streeters think QE is coming.  They are just saying this and posturing, while selling into their own markup...selling to the criminal syndicate Wall Streeters who previously refused to buy stocks because they know the fundamentals are absolutely deteriorating...but are now buying things so they can show them on their books at month end.

And those are the guys, ironically, who will be punished as the markup is reversed.

Wall Street...always rewarding the shysters and while shafting actual work and productivity.  Pink slips, please.  We need more Wall Street pink slips if we are ever going to recover.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 11:14 | 1618930 sun tzu
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Homebuilders are rallying on the good news

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:02 | 1618637 Archimedes
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Well aren't the auto companies included in the Chicago PMI? I mean they have been building cars straight through the summer. I wonder how many cars are on the dealer lots right now.

But it is still a beat. I find all of this very entertaining as I continue to build stock piles of money on the side and make quick in and out trades for a few grand here and there...

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:07 | 1618670 Mike2756
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Judging by one of the local dealers, quite a bit.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:03 | 1618640 Version 7
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I hope the markets take every chance they can to rally right now so there can be a decent crash in Sept/Oct

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:03 | 1618643 LongBallsShortBrains
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Sell the fuckin' rip. !!!

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:04 | 1618649 Caviar Emptor
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OECD Second quarter report out today:

 


The growth in goods trade between major economies slumped in the second quarter of 2011, the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development said Wednesday, in the latest sign that the global economy may be losing steam.

The Paris-based think tank said import growth in the Group of Seven leading nations and the key emerging markets of Brazil, Russia, India, China and South Africa expanded just 1.1% in the second quarter--down from 10.1% in the first. Total export growth slowed to 1.9% from 7.7%, the OECD said.

(From Dow Jones News Service)

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:08 | 1618671 EscapeKey
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No worries, hedonics and imputations to the rescue! Positive GDP growth is guaranteed.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:04 | 1618651 Boilermaker
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So, someone help me out, if damn near everything beats expectations...aren't they just shitty expectations?

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:06 | 1618665 Caviar Emptor
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It's what you call lowering the bar for the fat kid in the 3rd grade gym class

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:10 | 1618680 RSloane
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Yup.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:16 | 1618693 Havana White
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Can go all the way to barely above zero with "better than expected."

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:35 | 1618751 Larry Darrell
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No momo trader left behind.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:05 | 1618653 High Plains Drifter
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ladies and gentlemen,  we are now entering the hobbs bottom.....

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:05 | 1618654 Irish66
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revisions?

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:06 | 1618658 John Law Lives
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The S&P 500 has now moved up approximately 91 points off its intraday low of ~1136 on Friday, August 26 when the Fed didn't announce QE3.

What a FUBAR market.  All that is needed for a rally is for The Great Chairsatan to dangle a carrot...

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:05 | 1618659 maxmad
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Not long now before it will be cheaper to wipe myself with dollars bills, than wasting valuable toilet paper!

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:05 | 1618661 RobotTrader
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CRB Index just broke out to 3 - mo. highs.

http://www.crbtrader.com/data.asp?page=chart&sym=CIY0

As long as the CRB, AUD, EUR are outperforming, bears are going to be in for much more pain.

Like I said, I bet we run all the way up to the 200-day.  By then every bear who shorted late will be way underwater.

 

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:12 | 1618686 Caviar Emptor
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Biflation, baby!

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:06 | 1618664 fuu
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And slaughterer's 1227 call looks in the bag.

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:09 | 1618676 Irish66
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touched and pulled off, interesting

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