As China Prepares To Bail Out Europe, Who Is Preparing To Bail Out China?

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Wed, 09/14/2011 - 12:46 | 1669014 Bob Paulson
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Bankrupting China is part of the plan.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 13:03 | 1669098 Comay Mierda
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bankrupting everyone is part of the plan

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 13:24 | 1669240 fonestar
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Ouroboros is broken.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 12:47 | 1669019 game theory
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Krugman's aliens will rescue China. After that, it's turtles all the way down.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 12:50 | 1669027 SeverinSlade
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Wed, 09/14/2011 - 12:51 | 1669036 TheLooza
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Ironic, because I like turtles.



Wed, 09/14/2011 - 12:59 | 1669069 TruthInSunshine
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Myanmar (formerly known as Burma), Ethiopia, Haiti & North Korea are pooling funds to bail out China, according to reports just released by:

  • Reuters
  • Associated Press
  • CNBC
  • Bloomberg
  • The Economist
  • The Guardian
  • BBC
  • CNN
  • The Financial Times
  • Wall Street Journal
  • New York Times
  • Jib-Jab
Wed, 09/14/2011 - 14:51 | 1669711 11b40
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You left off THE ONION.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 15:27 | 1669905 Milestones
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Good line!!!    Loved it.     Milestones

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 17:24 | 1670389 arkel
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Ethiopia has come out and said reports are unfounded.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 12:58 | 1669073 malikai
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You were waiting for this forever weren't you?

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 12:59 | 1669076 TheLooza
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I assume you are talking to me.  And yes.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 12:49 | 1669026 SeverinSlade
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"That's ok, by the time China is insolvent, Chinese stabilization of Europe will be complete, and Europe can boldly step up and rescue China in turn. And so on... And so on... In the wacky, wonderful, ponzi world of ours."

That says it all.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 14:01 | 1669445 LawsofPhysics
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Wait, how does the good ole U.S.A. fit into all this?  Who is bailing us out?  We will need to be bailed out before China, or does China become the world's reserve currency holder?  I am confused.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 12:50 | 1669029 TheLooza
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bankrupting china might just make it all worth it.



Wed, 09/14/2011 - 14:03 | 1669455 Mountainview
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Fortunately we have the US. of A. to print Dollars for all.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 12:50 | 1669030 Cassandra Syndrome
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I reckon Genghis Can.....

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 12:55 | 1669032 GeneMarchbanks
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China operates in complete darkness. These bailouts of Italy etc are in fact rumors and only rumors. What China is up to nobody can claim to know because it goes beyond the scope of finance and into geo-politics.

I'd speculate to say they are probably on the sidelines watching the West eat itself alive while remaining focused on domestic issues.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 13:04 | 1669103 11b40
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Well, they do need to focus on domestic issues.

Talk about a collapsing real estate market:

Anyone who bought an apartment here sure has a problem.
Talk about a collapsed market!


Notice that there's NO rebar in the pilings!
Just some wire mesh.

They built 13 stories on grade, with no basement,
and tied it all down to
hollow pilings with no rebar.

Don't you feel better now that these are the folks that
manufacture nearly EVERYTHING we buy and use today?

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 13:52 | 1669394 Cleg1
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I won't buy Chinese - unless its stired fired in front of me.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 12:51 | 1669035 TradingJoe
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Just got me a new Glock, now that's shiny :))!

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 13:05 | 1669111 Comay Mierda
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time to get some high capacity mags and stock up on rounds too. all hell is gonna break loose when the welfare hordes cant afford hyperinflated food prices anymore.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 12:51 | 1669037 scrappykoala
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Poland. Nobody ever talks about Poland .... its the elephant in the room.

Poland can bail out China and keep this thing going.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 12:52 | 1669040 tmosley
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Russia will rescue China, duh.  Then Brazil will rescue Russia, then Europe will rescue Brazil, and the cycle of Ponzi will start all over again.  Unless it can't.  Don't think too hard about that, though.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 12:52 | 1669041 Cdad
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How long before that terminal event is priced in, and those betting on a Chinese bailout finally start scratching their heads?

I'll take a shot...head scratching to begin somewhere between 12 minutes and 48 hours from right now.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 12:52 | 1669043 luciusfargo
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I've always maintained that ZH can never have too many allusions to Welsh poets.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 12:53 | 1669049 oogs66
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don't you see, germany can then bail out china, that is how a ponzi scheme works

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 12:54 | 1669055 ian807
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They'll each bail out each other on alternate weeks. Remember, check kiting isn't illegal when central bankers do it.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 12:56 | 1669061 vast-dom
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Wed, 09/14/2011 - 12:56 | 1669064 Arkaenun
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I just want to assure everyone that I will buy Chinese bonds when the time comes. No, really, I will. Can I go ahead and get a rally on my comment now?

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 12:57 | 1669067 espirit
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Junk for junk for junk. Isn't that how the ponzi works?

Uh, pass that hot potato - will ya?

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 13:00 | 1669083 LeBalance
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Imagine there's no countries,

Only the B....I....S.....,

No China to be the white knight,

Just the man behind the curtain.


There is no spoon.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 13:02 | 1669093 vast-dom
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PS the markets since DOW rebounded from 10,800 have been beyond schizophrenic and hoped up on hopium like never before. If global bailouts imply total market perversion, then anything is truly possible and hence clearly permissible.


China is a true transhuman fuckhole and subhuman sinkhole at same time. Schrödinger's cat ain't got nothing on 'em.  

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 13:06 | 1669117 docj
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Who cares - today's hopium dose is enough to levitate Fraud Street for another day. Rally on, sheeple.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 13:08 | 1669125 americanspirit
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See, the trick is that China is going to get a HUGE IMF loan which it will use to buy Eurobonds, and that loan will be collateralized by approximately 38 brand new Chinese cities. Problem solved.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 13:11 | 1669151 Sambo
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Mutually beneficial position...69.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 13:11 | 1669161 milanitaly
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I have already seen this. In Greece!


Wed, 09/14/2011 - 13:35 | 1669275 slewie the pi-rat
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china is rilly postmodern cool...

...where else but in a planned econom, with power in WMDs, would the State ins-s-s-sissssst on 1 child per family, get female children killed or sold and entire vast "cities" built to house the dead and unallowed children?


slewie calls this the malthusian maginot line, aka, the Great Wall of Imaginary Families...pretty "weird" correlation, eh?...

...comrade BiCheZ?

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 13:31 | 1669281 slewie the pi-rat
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Wed, 09/14/2011 - 13:37 | 1669308 reader2010
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Free Chinese crap with Free Chinese pussy for everyone.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 13:38 | 1669317 slewie the pi-rat
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who will "bail out" [re-finance] china?

how about bob_diabolina?

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 13:48 | 1669373 LongSoupLine
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The skit "Who's on First" has been adopted (and twisted into a full retard version) by the powers of the world.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 13:52 | 1669396 PulauHantu29
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China Must Avoid Lending to ‘Troubled’ Euro-Area Nations, Yu Yongding Says

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 14:07 | 1669477 Ramboy
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My guess is China will bail on any purchase last minute and let the West rot as the West did to them in the depression.  

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