"China Will Not Hesitate To Protect Iran Even With A Third World War"

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Wed, 11/30/2011 - 21:41 | 1933448 cranky-old-geezer
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Wed, 11/30/2011 - 17:33 | 1932525 Zero Govt
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Let's friggin hope so

i for one am sick to the back teeth of one gobby spineless twat (US President) after another calling on God to "bless" them starting yet another illegal false-flag war against yet another weak low-tek defenceless country

the best deterrent is muscle ...China and Russia are big enough to keep the retarded Yank war machine in its seats thinking long and hard ...looks like Americas bully boy days are over (fingers crossed)

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 18:40 | 1932877 onthesquare
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If US screws with China then it will be so long to made in Chinese crap.  The US will have to make everything themselves or get it from their friends, if they have any.  North America will have to support itself.  No exporting and no importing...Hey this may be worth a try.

Thu, 12/01/2011 - 12:04 | 1935025 prole
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Since (my guess- 25%?) of the productive Americans (the Americans who are productive) already support multiple redundant armies of parasites:

1- Actual Military or Foreign legion

2- Police state apparatus.

3- Those beaurocrats who are unarmed=  paid by the .gov who pretends to work and does not carry a gun.

4- Welfare State which means those paid by the .gov who do not have to pretend to work

5- Our overseas masters and their little oasis.

So considering 25% of Americans can support multiple layers of harmful parasites and themselves, I think they could support America itself, if they suddenly had to. (like they don't already?)

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 17:12 | 1932346 Westcoastliberal
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Uh Oh.  Here comes the Mother of all EMP's.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 19:24 | 1933033 scatterbrains
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could an EMP repel a PPT HFT ?


Wed, 11/30/2011 - 17:12 | 1932347 CClarity
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I certainly hope there is some mis-translation if this is a legit video.

OT - What the hell is that dingleberry hanging around Maria's neck today?  Symbol of . . . . ?

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 17:21 | 1932433 Cleanclog
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  1. vulgar. A particle of fecal matter attached to the anal hair.
  2. vulgar. A foolish or inept person.
Wed, 11/30/2011 - 17:27 | 1932481 CrockettAlmanac.com
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Q. Why are there no toilets on Star Trek?

A. Because they use phasers to zap the Klingons.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 18:03 | 1932711 Joeman34
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What do toilette paper and the starship enterprise have in common?


They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons


Wed, 11/30/2011 - 19:11 | 1932993 smiler03
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How quaint, "toilette" paper ;O)

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 17:44 | 1932604 CClarity
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Wed, 11/30/2011 - 17:35 | 1932546 smlbizman
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she seems to have more shit in her mouth today than usual.......

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 17:12 | 1932349 TeamDepends
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The essential act of war is destruction, not necessarily of human lives, but of the products of human labor.

Orwell  1984

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 17:18 | 1932398 NotApplicable
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As once the products are all gone, the lives take care of themselves.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 17:18 | 1932408 lolmao500
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So Orwell was like Krugman? War and destruction of goods is bullish since it means you need to replace the stuff, creating jobs!

Krugman and Keynesianism, right out of 1984!

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 17:29 | 1932490 CrockettAlmanac.com
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No. Orwell was saying that those who think like Krugman are wrong about war.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 19:19 | 1933022 knukles
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Those who think like Krugman are just plain fucking wrong.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 17:31 | 1932505 BKbroiler
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Zorg: Life, which you so nobly serve, comes from destruction, disorder and chaos. Now take this empty glass. Here it is: peaceful, serene, boring. But if it is destroyed 
[Pushes the glass off the table. It shatter on the floor, and several small machines come out to clean it up
Zorg: Look at all these little things! So busy now! Notice how each one is useful. A lovely ballet ensues, so full of form and color. Now, think about all those people that created them. Technicians, engineers, hundreds of people, who will be able to feed their children tonight, so those children can grow up big and strong and have little teeny children of their own, and so on and so forth. Thus, adding to the great chain of life. You see, father, by causing a little destruction, I am in fact encouraging life. In reality, you and I are in the same business. 



Wed, 11/30/2011 - 18:16 | 1932765 Manthong
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Thanks for bringing that up..

I did not immediately associate Zorg with the Krugmanian flood fallacy. 

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 22:06 | 1933524 Ricky Bobby
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That was a great scene but I could never get milla jovovich out of my mind.

Thu, 12/01/2011 - 12:18 | 1935092 prole
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Zorg is championing the broken window fallacy perfectly non?

The act of breaking a glass or window, actual loss is the only result. After all the robot maids dance, the only result is productive robot time wasted and a perfectly good item, a glass, is lost.

Digging holes and refilling them would be better, only wasting time (like government work lol) but causing no actual harm. (Of course I'm wrong on that last point)

Zorg is a total idiot and 100% wrong. Destruction, disorder and chaos bring poverty famine and death. If people who think like him would smash their own head that would be the only destruction that actually helps the world.

Work labor and toil build roofs to cover heads from the rain and grow crops that feed hungry mouths.


Wed, 11/30/2011 - 17:36 | 1932549 el Gallinazo
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Read the god damn book! It is the training manual for the NWO.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 17:54 | 1932659 Coronal Mass Ej...
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1984...sigh...almost 30 years ahead of it's time...

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 18:49 | 1932917 muckraker
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Have you even read 1984? It was Orwell's scathing indictment of what he saw as the emergence of totalitarian societies throughout the world and how he envisioned the world in the year 1984 (written in 1949). Believe it or not Orwell was not advocating for the dystopia he portrays in his novel. 1984 is didactic rather than exemplary.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 17:13 | 1932350 1835jackson
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Long Nuclear War Heads....gulp!

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 17:15 | 1932380 Minoan
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Only roaches and bankers will survive.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 17:20 | 1932423 mayhem_korner
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Wed, 11/30/2011 - 18:26 | 1932817 Kayman
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A banker wears a suit.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 19:52 | 1933119 Rainman
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and sunglasses

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 19:08 | 1932985 Sweet Chicken
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There's an extermination service for roaches?!?

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 19:14 | 1933005 Sokhmate
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same difference

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 19:57 | 1933130 Milestones
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Franz Kafka will never write a book about one of them (Actually I think in the Metamorphosis it was a beatle)    Milestones

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 17:21 | 1932431 The Disappointed
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Same thing.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 17:24 | 1932456 Global Hunter
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Keith Richards too but for different reasons.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 17:38 | 1932565 Zero Govt
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his immune system is hardened like no other to any chemical or biological weaponary... par excellence from 40 years of the Stones (Stones by name, stoned by nature)

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 17:13 | 1932351 GOSPLAN HERO
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just a shit talker.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 17:47 | 1932622 Thomas
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Fastest moderator delete in history. Hardly had time to give that guy a thumbs down.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 17:53 | 1932657 Messianic
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That was about the most hilariously retarded post i've ever seen here.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 17:55 | 1932669 Coronal Mass Ej...
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That is definitely what I would call a severe case of adult ADHD...LOL

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 17:56 | 1932666 DavidPierre
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Bon débarras... poubelles mauvaise!

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 17:13 | 1932353 Black Forest
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Good news. Buy AAPL.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 17:14 | 1932360 wisefool
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Can we please find the price it will take to get Krugman to retire from public life? I feel like my avatar from a different movie... Paul "we need a war" Krugman is basically the Joker in Batman The Dark Knight.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 17:39 | 1932576 el Gallinazo
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Yeah, we need the war, but he has to be politically correct as well, writing for the Toilet Paper of Record and "teaching" in Princeton.   So the war has to be with really ugly fucking aliens with testicles, I mean tentacles, bigger than Lord Blankfein's.  

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 18:42 | 1932886 wisefool
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@ Ms. Erable (below) I am one of these ultraNONviolence types. But I can understand peoples rage. I would offer for the agressive types that it is better to stop bad actors, but let them suffer the exposition of their acts as long as possible. 

@ el Gallinazo

Wait a minute. Thats it! Can we get some Ivy League economics/law review to

Publish the following article:

Macro Economic Aspects of when a person wins two Nobel prizes in Econ will basically save the world.

Chapter 1. I retire

The End. Paul Krugman, PhD.

Get the Nobel committee to rubber stamp it, Give him the prize for 2012. The aliens do nasty probes on human during recon missions. I do not want to know what they would do to us during Krugman's war.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 17:59 | 1932692 Ms. Erable
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It'd cost about 40 cents to retire Krugman, but only if you use the cheap .30cal rounds.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 17:14 | 1932361 Sudden Debt
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Wed, 11/30/2011 - 17:15 | 1932368 alagon
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If WW3 occurs, I'll move to Canada with my chest of gold.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 17:20 | 1932417 Al Huxley
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Yes, nuclear winter will be much more bearable in Canada.

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