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Chinese Think Tank Implies America May Be Falsifying Its Accounting, Says US On Way To Default

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Sun, 08/21/2011 - 21:38 | 1584655 Gibu The Great
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Funny when the folks that strictly adhere to Chinese Regulatory Accounting Principles (CRAP) accuse us of the same.  Not saying they are wrong, but c'mon man!  Oh, totally bullish.  

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 21:41 | 1584666 wang (not verified)
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re post from Bloomberg news


Wall Street Aristocracy Got $1.2T in Secret Loans Q


Sun, 08/21/2011 - 22:43 | 1584833 The Shootist
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That's a ridiculous sum, and to think those banks would have failed without it. Disgusting. They should have.

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 22:01 | 1584724 uranian
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the very notion that "mark to make believe" is a reasonable way to account for anything, rather than the actual market price (if there's any bid at all), indicates how entirely irrelevant any of these stats are anyway. rickards has a good interview at goldmoney's site; one of his observations was that if all the financial institutions of the world made a reasonable accounting of their combined books, the world would be insolvent, so all of these shell games are really moot anyway. it's just a matter of when everyone else notices that, too.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 13:53 | 1586715 Koffieshop
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So instead of the natural gradual decay, this will go down like Enron.
Fast, spectacular and with many casualties.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 06:48 | 1585277 anyways
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The only good news in this mess is, the Chinese get back what they deserve: Nothing, but worthless paper. LOL


Mon, 08/22/2011 - 07:17 | 1585308 Sofa King
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Excuse me Mr. Kettle but it's Mr. Pot on the phone...he's just calling to remind you that you're Black.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 10:36 | 1585794 tamboo
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hey zh how bout some bigger or clickable avatars since y'all are upgrading things?

i cant even read gibu's and you definitely need too see my golden ass in all its glorious detail.

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 21:38 | 1584656 Captain Benny
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When I read the news that Biden went to China to "reassure" them that the US was not going to leave China high and dry, my eyes rolled.  Who in their right mind would send such a serious fuck up like Biden to China?  Even Timmah knows how to create a more truthfull sounding lie than Biden!

Is Obama the guy that sent Biden?  Probably.  Just shows how out of touch Obama is with where the nation is.  Wow.

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 22:30 | 1584798 DeadFred
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You guys are still believing Obama is trying to improve America. What will it take to finally see him for what he is?

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 23:12 | 1584897 Thomas
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Sun, 08/21/2011 - 23:58 | 1584990 IBelieveInMagic
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Unfortunately Obama misplaced his magic wand.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 07:51 | 1585353 Birddog
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Obama can only "fundamentally change" America after the current system is overwhelmed

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 09:08 | 1585542 fiftybagger
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10 The thief cometh not, but for to steal, and to kill, and to destroy:

John 10
King James Version

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 10:31 | 1585817 tamboo
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Joe Biden: "I am a Zionist" | Wake Up From Your Slumber


savethemales.ca - Obama's Jewish "Irish" Grandfather


when's the last time the self chosen didn't defraud everything in sight?

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 00:11 | 1585010 DaBernank
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Confucius say, "Bank that loan one thousand dollar make problem for man, bank that loan one billion dollar make problem for bank."

Back when Confucius said that, a billion dollars was a lot of gold-backed currency. ;-)

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 00:11 | 1585013 Rick64
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I doubt Biden went over there to reassure, but rather tell them hey this is the game and we own it. We have told you over and over to float your currency and if you don't there is a matter of possible default or we could continue to print money and cause inflation while devaluing your currency.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 01:54 | 1585099 InvalidID
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 I think this about sums up the situation nicely. China isn't mad that we're inflating our debt, they're mad that we're devaluing the Yuan. LOL

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 04:03 | 1585179 Seer
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I don't think that anyone is going to be conned anymore.

Maybe Obama sent Biden in order to make him look bad, to make sure Biden wasn't strategizing to have Obama off'd? (meaning, if Biden did end up sitting on the thrown NO one would really recognize him as legit [not like it was hard to do from the start, but this pretty much seals it]).

But this is all meaningless and we know it.  It's always Kabuki theatre when things are irrevocably collapsing.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 06:52 | 1585279 onthesquare
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An old Chinese proverb

"A lie told 10,000 times becomes the truth"


Sun, 08/21/2011 - 21:39 | 1584658 Grill Boss
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Wang Long Dink Tank


Sun, 08/21/2011 - 22:45 | 1584840 Dumb Honkie
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HONKIE TALK by a dumb HONKIE with a 2 inch dick.

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 21:39 | 1584659 Bobbyrib
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I'm so glad we handed China our economic prosperity on a silver platter. They are great "allies."/sarcasm.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 04:08 | 1585186 Seer
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Economic prosperity is transitory, it's not a thing (not a permanent state).  All empires rise and fall,probing into why is usually meaningless (as EVERYONE refuses to note that it's growth that predestines it).

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 07:08 | 1585299 Bobbyrib
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Empires usually voluntarily hand over whole industries along with the technology to reproduce the same goods that they contracted other countries' companies to produce just to receive it cheaper? Good to know. 

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 21:43 | 1584673 molecool
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Fuck the Chinese - they knew what they were getting into - all part of their '50 year plan'. If it now backfires I am not going to shed any crocodile tears.

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 22:47 | 1584843 Dumb Honkie
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Let's fuck you first, asshole.

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 23:14 | 1584903 treemagnet
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"Paddle faster.....I hear a banjo..."

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 00:12 | 1585015 Rick64
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Mon, 08/22/2011 - 00:04 | 1584997 DaBernank
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Here's how: mint a 1ozt. silver coin with "1 Trillion United States Dollars" on it and let Joe Biden show it to them. See! Your money is safe, we made a very special coin just for you!

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 00:18 | 1585019 Rick64
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We have every intention of reimbursing you.



Sun, 08/21/2011 - 21:46 | 1584683 Lazlo Toth
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USA.... Fabricate??

Falsify numbers??

I am shocked....

China really should apologize for this...

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 22:29 | 1584794 MsCreant
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China, America, it's not "American Idol Housewife of New Jersey." No, bigger, better, Simon would be proud.

Surreality TV:

It's Kabuki theater.

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 23:39 | 1584956 carbonmutant
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Megashark vs. Crocosaurus...lol

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 21:55 | 1584711 treemagnet
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Its just not true....Ben and Turbo took Act. I & II, they know how to use T-accounts, they both answered the gold standard "assets = equity plus liabilties" maxim correctly.....these are just lies, damn lies I tell you! 

Way to go Wang fuk dong, took ya 20 years to figure out the Fed lies......any other revelations you want to shine a little luminescent disinfectant on?  Fucking retard chinese inbred asshats getting their 15, whatever.

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 21:57 | 1584712 digalert
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Can we get a Jeethner/Biden China comedy tour?

Add the Bernank and we'll have a 3 Stooges lineup.

Talk about some knee slappin Chinese fun.


Sun, 08/21/2011 - 21:57 | 1584717 stock trout
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Falsification would require a high degree of sophistication and cunning. It's more likely simple errors from not knowing basic accounting principles.

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 21:58 | 1584719 bugs_
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Stop projecting - thanks in advance

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 22:00 | 1584723 Calmyourself
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You know what is not falsified my Chinese friends..  The numbers on the t-bills you hold.  They will be wiiped off our books soon.  Good luck with food production and the mob after that..

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 22:00 | 1584725 IMA5U
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the pot should not call the kettle black


china is the biggest ponzi scheme on the planet

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 04:13 | 1585190 Seer
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So, you're saying that they're dealing with bigger numbers than the US?

Oh, and unlike the US, China is actually manufacturing stuff (yeah, it might be junk, but at least it's REAL junk, not virtual makebelieve junk like the US produces).

P.S. Yeah, bright one, it's ALL a ponzi- perpetual growth on a finite planet- like anyone needs to know anything more than this to figure it out!

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 05:14 | 1585224 InvalidID
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 This is kinda why the Chinese are on the losing end of this trade. They are making real junk, and trading it for imaginary junk.

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 22:01 | 1584726 Newsboy
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I think Biden went to China to reassure China that the US was not going to undercut them with the new-new-deal to save Western banking, which is soon-to-be-announced as an emergency measure. Their cooperation is needed, and a high level visit shows appropriate respect.

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 22:02 | 1584730 dalkrin
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Sending our boy Biden to reassure the Chinese;  may as well send our boy Pee Wee Herman to the biker bar to show them we mean business.



Sun, 08/21/2011 - 22:21 | 1584786 IQ 145
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Exactly; he should have offered to play chess with them; then they really would have been impressed. the chinese have a higher normalized IQ score than white Europeans; and as for Africans; you really don't want to know. It's an example of "Reality"; as in "Reality, you couldn't handle reality".

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 23:07 | 1584891 AmCockerSpaniel
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I don't "think" any one group has an IQ higher than the Jews. Oh; I am not jewish, just calling them as I see them.

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 23:32 | 1584939 ping
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The Poles, bitchez. Or anyone around the Baltic. Rampant IQs.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 00:10 | 1584994 Dumb Honkie
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 Ashkenazi Jews are smart but Sephardic Jews are pretty dumb. On the whole the iq of Jews is about 100, about the same as that of white gentiles.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 07:48 | 1585346 DaveyJones
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Dolphins plus they use less oil

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 03:40 | 1585146 Snidley Whipsnae
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If you have read 'The Bell Curve' and believe it, the Chinese do have a higher average IQ than the Jews... Indeed, higher than any group on the planet...

Of course, 'The Bell Curve' was/is extremely controversial... Definition: it ruffled a lot of hair in an age of political correctness.

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