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Chuck Norris, Who Cuts Through A Hot Knife With Butter, Refuses To "Stand On The Sidelines For Socialism"

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While the Clint Eastwood clip was a solid 8 out of 10 on the weirdness chart, it took the man who, as everyone knows, scares all charts away, and who singlehandedly burst the dot-com bubble, to put things in perspective to the evangelical crowd. Because, while Waldo may be hiding from Norris, Norris will no longer hide from what he terms "socialism or something much worse."

 

 

Full Transcript:

We are here to talk about a growing concern we all share. If we look to history, our great country and freedom are under attack. We're at a tipping point and, quite possibly, our country as we know it may be lost forever if we don't change the course in which our country is headed.

 

With our country at a crossroads, Chuck and I have asked ourselves what we can be doing to help support this great country we're blessed to live in and how we can encourage our like-minded American brothers and sisters to unite and let their voices be heard," she said. "It is estimated that in the 2008 election, 30 million evangelical Christians stayed home on voting day and Obama won the election by 10 million votes.

 

We know you love your family and your freedom as much as Gena and I do, and it is because of that we can no longer sit quietly or stand on the sidelines and watch our country go the way of socialism or something much worse.

 

As Edmund Burke said, 'All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men and women do nothing.'

 

Our great president, Ronald Reagan said, 'Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected and handed on for them to do the same.

 

President Reagan went on to say that 'You and I have a rendezvous with destiny. We will preserve for our children this last best hope of man on earth, or we will sentence them to take the first step into a thousand years of darkness. If we fail, at least let our children and our children's children say of us we justified our brief moment here. We did all that could be done.

 

Please stand with us, let's unite for God and country. And may God continue to bless the United States of America. See you at the polls.

 

Now would seem like an opportune moment to refresh the old cadre of 'Chuck Norris' jokes for the New Normal...

 

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Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:14 | 2762406 sgt_doom
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Chuckles was too busy selling that "exercise machine" ....

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:47 | 2762549 Esculent 69
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For those that didn't recognize that Sept 08 was an economic attack on our financial system. If you look at Lehman for what is represented, not to mention the tri-repo market actions that are all connected to algos that can be manipulated, it was the backstop for the economy for short term credit through commercial paper and money market accounts.

Out of all the firms that could have gone down why lehman. The fed knew what Lehman represented but allowed it to happen. What did JPMorgan get from Bear Stearn other that a super low stock price was a large short position in silver. Why do you think naked short selling was halted as well as the up-tick rule that was ammended to make the next short position higher not lower.

China also devalued their currency by 50% in one day in 1994. If you don't understand what has been happening in the markets for the better part of 15 years then the people here are the worst financial "experts" ever. You are all day traders with the small exception of a few who invest, not rape. 

As paul kanjorski said is that we experienced an electronic run on the banks and those that know how to manipulate the algos knew the consequences of what they were doing. remember the fat finger incident. 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:09 | 2762654 Withdrawn Sanction
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What did JPMorgan get from Bear Stearn other that a super low stock price was a large short position in silver.

One other thing JPM got w/BS was a sinking ship onto which it could jettison billions of dollars of failed product, no questions asked.  

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 18:57 | 2762326 Shizzmoney
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I wish we lived under Socalism - maybe then, as a working taxpayer, my medical bills would be paid.

Under this bullshit crony capitalist neofeudal serfom, I'd have to kill my wife, plead insanity in court, get convicted, and change my name legally as a woman to get my sex-change funded by the government.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:04 | 2762363 NotApplicable
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Sounds like you're trading one death with for another.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:01 | 2762616 A POOR EATIN STEAK
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whoever wrote that article seriously needs a lesson on how pronouns work

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 18:59 | 2762332 JohnKing
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Chuck energizes the Wal-Mart conservative. His job is done, they will happily get on board with the two-party crime syndicate.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:21 | 2762434 Esculent 69
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You people here are patheritically stupid and ignorant.  You hide behind your avatars castigating  Mr. Norris for being a celebutard, yet how many retarded celebrities supported this naked marxist we have for a president and actually bought the hope and change crap.

How many of you supported those same celebrities who endorsed this genuine retard called the President, cough cough ? go ahead and bash Mr. Norris and slam me for correctly insulting you.  Sean Penn, Danny Glover support a genuine dictator, Hugo Chaves, while the Democraps love Castro for his gov't run healthcare.

Almost four years of this socialistic/ fascist marxist who signed the NDAA right along with invading the most dangerous country in the world, Egypt, gave you Dodd/Frank, prevented any drilling on public lands and prevented the Keystone pipeling from being built so you don't have to support Middle Eastern countries by buying their oil, rather that those evil Canadians He gave you all the arab spring and handing the middle east over to the muslim brotherhood. yeah what a bang up job.

Mr. Norris knows that you did build that and can recognize like any GENUINE AMERICAN that freedom is under assault Mr. Norris at least stands by Israel, who many of you anti-semites here are detest and are with the same camp as Mahmoud I'm In A Jihad holocaust denier. No wonder this country is fucked because of the absolute ignorant crowd that permiates this site. 

The problem with liberals is that they are not ignorant. It's that they know so much that isn't so-  Ronald Reagan

Preparing for the reaping, and i want you to bring it. 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:28 | 2762465 Esculent 69
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And let us not forget that wonderful plan called "Fast and Furious", and I ain't talking about the movie. The fact that this country is not outraged by any of these events shows how the mainstream media is totally in the tank for democraps and attack, true or untrue, republicans.  Does the Ministry of Truth ring a bell. Notice how Bill Clinton gets none of the flack for Bin Laden or Fannie Mae, Glass Stegall, Sarbanes Oxley, Waco, Ruby Ridge, or the serial falandering that contiues today and the medial is silent. And even worse is that fucking retards want that accused rapist back in the white house along with his wife who still wont take back her vote for the Iraq war. I wonder why

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:49 | 2762576 Kalevi
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Sir,

Lets see if I get this right.

1 Elections in Egypt are bad because results are not to your liking?

2. Elections in USA are good, but not if the black dude continues to fuck in the white house bedroom?

3. Voting according to your religious beliefs is good in USA.

4. Voting according to your religious beliefs in Egypt is bad

 

Did I get it right?

 

Brgds

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:09 | 2762647 Josey Montana
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Yeah, you fucking got it right.

MY FAMILY has been here 400 years.  We did not sacrifice, suffer, shed and spill blood so some kumbaya "my-nor-it-ee" can waltz in here, fresh from his mud hut in euroland or worse, and take full advantage of everything as though he owns the joint.

 

Fuck off fuck off fuck off.

 

America is not a fucking job market.  It ain't a fucking civic club you can join or quit.  America is a nation -- an ethnicity related by blood, history and destiny and that excludes you rainbow, grifting insects here for the goodies without any ante.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:44 | 2762775 Kalevi
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Yes Sir,

Will fuck off to work.

"MY FAMILY has been here 400 years"

"America is a nation -- an ethnicity related by blood"

So you Sir are of Mexican or Native American stock?

 

Brgds

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:37 | 2762749 Esculent 69
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Sir, 

Let me just say my original post. The people here are pathetically stupid and ignorant.

1.If you think what happened in Egypt was a "fair" election then your are smoking crazier stuff then i have. This president helped facilitate the arab spring by helping oust the then current president. Our president whose middle name is Hussein and was a registered muslim in indonesia, and will always be a muslim, has done everything to help the brotherhood whose own charter calls for the end of israel and wants to make Jerusalem the capital of Islam. 

2. Never made any comment regarding the presidents race. Only you narrow minded idiots make racist comments regarding blacks and sex and not voting for a obvious anti-american marxist. Race has nothing to do with ideology, except if your a progressive, liberal, democrap.

3. Voting your religious beliefs in americal are good because it is about freedom of religion and free association. There is no religious test to be president and nothing in the constitution prevents people of religious beliefs from being president. The constitution states that the government shall not ESTABLISH a religion. Says nothing about you can't have religious beliefs to be president. But, the democraps today vowed to take GOD out of their platform. You'd have to when you are godless progressive, liberal, democraps.

4. The religion in Egypt does not believe individual liberties. Just go ask the gay population of Egypt. Oh wait, there isn't one because they will be stoned to death, hiding, or left the country. And the women are treated soooooo well their in Egypt when they are forced to have a virginity test performed on them. And those coptic christans have been treated even better by the religion of tolerance and peace. A peaceful religion that begins with I and ends with Slam.

Do I have that right?

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:45 | 2762777 Esculent 69
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And by the way. Freedom means life liberty and the persuit of happines. Just as long as your persuit of life liberty and happines do not take away or harm MY persuit of life liberty and the persuit of happiness. 

Believing in God is the belief and respect for life itself.  Respecting the importance of others lives as though they were your own is the essence of believing in god because you love your life as much as others lives. 

The democraps took GOD out of their platform because they have no respect for the lives of others, especially the unborn. That is why they are godless.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:45 | 2762779 Esculent 69
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And by the way. Freedom means life liberty and the persuit of happines. Just as long as your persuit of life liberty and happines do not take away or harm MY persuit of life liberty and the persuit of happiness. 

Believing in God is the belief and respect for life itself.  Respecting the importance of others lives as though they were your own is the essence of believing in god because you love your life as much as others lives. 

The democraps took GOD out of their platform because they have no respect for the lives of others, especially the unborn. That is why they are godless.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 21:27 | 2762910 Kalevi
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Sir,

Unfortunately I can't smoke anything funnier then cigarettes, sensitive job with random and scheduled drug tests.

A lot of folks on this site are on much higher level then I am on the brain department, but, no disrespect intended, I think I can hold my own against you.

1. The candidate who was Not on the real powers, militarys, side won, but I'm sure there was a lot crap going on.

The ousted president was a incredibly rich corrupt murderer and therefore pretty much disliked by large part of the population.

A lot of them died proving the point.

2. In my own experience, race is a major factor, specially if you mix in a bit of sex, among the anti Obama crowd.

The racist jokes are endless.

3. Majority of Egyptians are Muslim, freely, and did the same thing as many Americans, voted according to their beliefs.

And you seem to think that it is ok for Obama to be Muslim if he choose so. Romney too for that matter, or Mormon.

4. Gays are still hated just about everywhere, opposite is more rare.

Women lack same status and opportunities in majority of countries, but I agree, Muslims seems to have more of a problem with that.

Strange that they seem to be best off in countries where the religion is dealt with privatly instead of flouted as proof of trustworthiness.

Did I get that right?

Brgds

 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 23:52 | 2763254 Esculent 69
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Sir,

Fortunately i live in a state that allows, more or less, free citizens to do that kind of thing. Plus i am the 99% that so many people here speak of yet they have not a fucking clue what it is really like living in the poverty zone. I became disgusted with regular media and saw like many here something was not right so i educated myself. I also went to college and learned a long time ago that you don't go to college to learn anything, unless you are a studying a specific field (engineering, biology, physics, chemistry). All the other crap is pure indoctrination as is displayed by the many people who believe printing money sounds like a good idea. 

!. The military was protecting the country from the very people who took over whose explicit mission is to do away with israel who are an allie that we have signed as well as Egypt treaties with. don't like the treaty then change it, but the brotherhood are radical islamists who are perpetuating the very things Mubarak was trying to prevent. Yes he was corrupt, and more pressure should have been applied to make serious concessions and reform for the people, but respecting the freedom of the other citizens such as women. don't know about the gay persecussion under Mubarak, but it was still better than now. Holding politicians feet to the fire on real issues is up to us and that is where we as americans have failed.  But Sharia Law is not the answere for a free society.

2. Race is only an issue to those who are too ignorant to think that because someone is of a different ethnicity that they are somehow inferior to themselves. Thie history of slavery and parties shows who the real racists are. The democrat founding was based upon keeping slaves because they were considered property by Andrew Jackson who stares at you on the $20 bill. Go ask native americans how they feel about that human waste of life. The KKK was formed by former democrat confederates who murdered blacks and REPUBLICANS who were trying to get them to read write and vote. The poll tax and the Jim Crow laws were all passed by democrats. Robert KKK Byrd was the longest serving senator who was a democrat who was a recruiter for the KKK. Bill Clintons mentor J william fulbright was a known segregationist along with al gore Sr. Margaret Sanger who founded planned black genocide parenthood was about exterminating the black race, and look who supports that corporation to the bitter end. 

3. What is not free are any other religion except Islam. Where are the rights for the other people who do not agree with religious tyranny. No separation of church and state there i guess.

4. You must really hate gays as well because you apparently support religious tyranny except for christians, catholics, mormons, atheists, baptists who according to you are the real gay haters. Muslims have a problem with anything that isn't Islam..... 

Strange you support religious tyranny the subjugation of individual liberty  just so long as the democracy supports it. That is why America is a republic and not a democracy because democracy IS mob rule.  51% tell the 49% how to live because they didn't vote their way.

Did i get YOU right?????????

 

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 00:13 | 2763302 Esculent 69
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I'd love to prove to you how much of a regular joe sixpackin i am you'd see me drinking my Highlife while listening to baseball on AM radio. The Giants are losing which sucks, but i'd love to offer you a highlife as well and discuss many many things, and not just politics. However, that most likely won't happen as i'm sure by the way in which you've been responding on certain issues that you are filthy Dodgers fan and i hate the Dodgers. Not all the fans, just the ones who cowardly assault an opposing fan in the parking lot an leave him with brain damage.  

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:41 | 2762764 billsykes
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Also add that the USA will not let any UN vote observers to see if the voting is actually impartial.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:27 | 2762718 JohnKing
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People need to hate socialism soo much that they cringe when they smell it. Mitt will only offer a better perfume, delay the revelation that we are serfs and free only in the "free to be fucked with by the government" sense.

 

 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:01 | 2762341 Bastiat
Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:04 | 2762360 Duke of Con Dao
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you know, it would be fun to mash in some of Chuck in a future vid

but then he'd probably come over here and kick my ass all around Red Hook! 

...

hey Biblical Jew Obama has an answer for you!

YouTube - Tower of Babel? You didn't build that!

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:06 | 2762370 blunderdog
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Get a job, spambot, your uToob channel ain't gonna pay for your retirement.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:56 | 2762808 msjimmied
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Everytime I see his comment with the same tired youtube link, I just downvote it and carry on. I HATE one trick ponies. Be smart about a point of view, don't keep hitting the same note. 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 21:14 | 2762854 blunderdog
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My take on the spammers is that if you don't actually have anything to say, do the world a favor and don't say it.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:05 | 2762365 oldfruit1
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the greatest brainwashing trick in america was to make the average joe in america put the wealthy capitalist on a pedestal.. thats fine if we are talking about some of the old school capitalists eg the fords who created jobs, created industry & invested in facilities for their workers BUT what we have now have is the rich who are feeding off the poor, destroying society and corrupting the young (the last part esp in the case of the aforementioned idiot entertainment business twits). this brainwashing has made the average joe happy to suck up the pain and take it in the delusional belief that it was his duty & even patriotic to do so.

i dont like obama myself, he hasnt performed or delivered on his policies, but this kind of endorsement for romney is embarrassing and shameful. We need an america which works for EVERYBODY (& im not a blue collar worker myself, im a wall street guy who thinks whats happened in the US is disgraceful).

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:04 | 2762628 A POOR EATIN STEAK
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might want to brush up on that labor history there duder, the old school capitalists werent exactly friendly upstanding individuals and henry ford was a literal nazi

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:08 | 2762380 chump666
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Great.

The Republicans will sink America as much as the great Obama-mess.

C'mon pull this together, the biggest threat NOW is the Fed.  They send oil higher, Asia/China war drums will beat louder.  Politicians have no balls and are a waste of space.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:09 | 2762384 oldfruit1
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i actually support romney if you wondered (primarily as i hope he gets rid of benanke & gets someone in who doesnt think good economic policy is switching on the printers & throwing money around like confetti) ..

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:13 | 2762399 alien-IQ
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There is nothing wrong with America that can't be fixed by a man who wears magic underwear.

This is how low we've sunk.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:16 | 2762414 sgt_doom
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A thousand thanx, alien-IQ, that's the finest comment I've heard in ages.....

http://www.nnn.se/nordic/assange/suspicious.pdf

 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:06 | 2762637 El
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Oh good...someone else I can ask my question of. Perhaps I will finally get an answer this time, unlike the 30 other times I've asked it. How do you justify supporting a candidate (any candidate) who believes the indefinite detention of American citizens without charge or trial is okay?

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:18 | 2762680 Withdrawn Sanction
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This is the 3rd or 4th time Ive heard someone claim Romney's going to get rid of Bernanke.  Unless they've got pictures of BB cavorting with a mule or something, that's not going to happen.  The Fed chairman does NOT serve at the pleasure of the president.  I believe BB will still have 3+ years to go on his contract in 2013.  And in any case, then who will replace him?  Some tool like Fred Mishkin or, God help us, Glenn Hubbard?  Geesh.  Get a grip.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:10 | 2762386 cougar_w
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Chuck Norris won't vote in November. He'll go to the polling place in his neighborhood, round-house kick a polling machine, and and whichever candidate isn't knocked out cold on the spot wins.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:14 | 2762408 cougar_w
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They tried to put Chuck Norris on the ballot for office one time. His name alone was enough to round-house kick all the others right off the ballot. He had to withdraw his candidacy to save democracy.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:19 | 2762422 cougar_w
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They tried to create a Norris Political Party once. But The polling machines couldn't record a vote for any candidates from that party because it was too hard for voters to learn how to correctly round-house kick the polling machine.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:23 | 2762442 cougar_w
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Chuck Norris doesn't buy gold. Instead, he buys lead eats it and then he shits gold.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:28 | 2762463 cougar_w
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China was doing fine economically until one day Chuck Norris round-house kicked a bowl of wonton soup so hard the entire global Chinese food industry instantly imploded.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:41 | 2762531 cougar_w
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Chuck Norris is smooth with the ladies. How smooth? He once round-house kicked Diamond Darkatana as hard as he could right in the teeth, just to say hello. She was so charmed and impressed she decided not to devoure him on the spot and they split a gelato and took a movie instead. (okay that one is an inside joke)

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:06 | 2762634 A POOR EATIN STEAK
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wow these are all hilarious chuck norris jokes great owrk

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:17 | 2762402 oldfruit1
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chump666 you are so right .. dem or rep .. both are probably going to do similar things .. IE 0. BUT the administration appoints key officials .. in particular the chairman of the fed .. as i understand it romney will not give benanke another term & that crazy motherf8cker needs to go otherwise he is going to F8CK things up COMPLETELY with his hare brained policy .. we need someone else in that job .. i think anyone would be better .. ROBERT MUGABE for F8cks sake would probably be better?! Reckon hes got a better grasp of economics than benanke whos an academic playing experiments with the US (and by extension world) economy .. going to result in a MESS of epic proportions.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:14 | 2762409 IridiumRebel
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Chuck Norris won American Idol by using only sign language.

-KEE-YAH!

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:16 | 2762415 cdude
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OK Chucky, so who is it that gets my vote in the noble pursuit to end the encroachment of Socialism? 

I vote for revolution! There is no longer a viable political solution. 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:27 | 2762460 dolph9
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What an asshat.  This guy makes your average ghetto black look like a fucking genius.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:30 | 2762469 Milton Waddams
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The cries of creeping socialism is the huge red herring distracting 'low information' voters from flourishing fascism... which is supported by both major political parties, as its benefactors finance them.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:32 | 2762477 oldfruit1
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THANK YOU ..THE PENNY IS DROPPING WITH THE BOARD. 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:33 | 2762488 blindman
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actors and con men/artists, there your roll models
and focus, why there is doom on the horizon.
i watch the t.v. and there is an anticipation in the
production like god is about to step onto the stage,
i feel like puking, then i have to wonder what is wrong
with these people who produce this and who fall for it.
have they no taste or artistic sensibility? are they
permanently deranged?
Big Daddy and his Boys - Bacon Fat - 1957
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdYXMPu7BYE

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:36 | 2762501 b_thunder
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Does Chuck Norris use the same shade of "jsut for men" as Bin Laden?

Replace "30 millon Evangelicals" with "30 million Muslim Brothers"  and this is perfect speech for Ayatollah or Mullah Omar.

Religious fanatic is a religious fanatic.

 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:39 | 2762518 hannah
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funny how easy it is to see the obama-bot paid forum commentors....isnt it funny how aggressive these people are online but in real life they are those metrosexual types that look like they havent bathed in a week. the world must really suck from their perspective....real pussy type passive aggressive idiots.

 

they can never win or be right. if we took their advice and allowed their type of gov, they would be dead or in a work camp.

 

some real shit is coming...that is a given.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:41 | 2762538 blunderdog
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This coming from some lonely old dude named after a GIRL?

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 21:36 | 2762936 hannah
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aaaah...and your named after a bitch..!....blunderdog. hannah is finnish...

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 22:02 | 2762995 blunderdog
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My apologies.  I wasn't aware of your ethnic handicap when I threw my jibe.

I did always kinda think you were a bit....different.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:07 | 2762640 A POOR EATIN STEAK
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this might be the first time someone has used the word "metrosexual" since 2002

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 21:43 | 2762952 hannah
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those big words dont get used much in arkansas i would imagine....'metrosexual'

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:39 | 2762520 JR
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Hollywood stars have their place and their place is called, entertainment: end of story.

Some have branched out, of course. Important politician-helper Paul Newman was able to produce salad dressing and dog food, but stars generally are only valuable at election time to put the lid on low-information voters.

Hollywood stars, through advertising, are able to persuade the masses to buy retail product by imagining themselves to be as handsome or as glamorous as the guy or gal in the ad smoking a Marlborough or cruising along in a new Camaro.

IOW, the stars play on the emotions and rarely provide any substantial evidence for their positions; rather it is up to the listener to provide his own associative message.  In Chuck Norris’ case, if he persuades evangelicals to vote for Romney he will be leading them astray; for Romney’s Massachusetts positions and performances signal a frightening prospect for genuine Christians.

Hank Williams Jr. said recently:  Obama loves gays and we hate him.

Who cares what Clint Eastwood thinks about the presidential election, or Chuck Norris, or Hank Williams Jr.?  Why do we listen to them to determine how we should vote? What qualifications could they possibly have that they could provide other than genuine information?

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:40 | 2762521 q99x2
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Support more NAFTA and GATT. Give it up for the Gippur. I want my Iran Contra back. Where is Ollie North?

Why did Reagan get Alzheimers after kicking the mentally onto the streets? I can't remember.

I liked Norris's commercial because it basically said whatever you do don't vote for Obama.

Let me know where people are that believe the world is 6,000 years old and willing to kill people that don't believe the same and I'll double my sales of carnivora.

 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:43 | 2762547 Salt
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Who's Chuck Norris?

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 22:18 | 2763029 ejhickey
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don't you watch Total Gym commercials?

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:46 | 2762564 americanspirit
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I love this site - such articulate people, such cogent thinking. I stand in awe. However, I am compelled ( by who knows what) to point out that the only real solution to all the things that bother so many of you would be for 95% of the people on this roach-infested planet to simply die off. Nuclear war, the plague to end all plagues, giant asteroid - makes no difference to me. I simply hope it happens sooner than later - all this brilliance is just too dazzling.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:24 | 2762705 PrDtR
Tue, 09/04/2012 - 21:49 | 2762965 americanspirit
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PrDtR - with the greatest of pleasure, and a big raised middle finger to all the rest, including you.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 23:09 | 2763146 Flakmeister
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At least you are honest about it....

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:50 | 2762587 TonyCoitus
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Kung Fu would kick Chuck's ass if he were alive!

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:24 | 2762702 Withdrawn Sanction
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If who were alive?  Chuck?

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 01:44 | 2763453 snblitz
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Kwai Chang Caine

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:50 | 2762588 TonyCoitus
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Kung Fu would kick Chuck's ass if he were alive!

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:55 | 2762600 Rastadamus
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Damn...... These people are deadly afraid of Negroes, or niggers......

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:58 | 2762603 are we there yet
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Zero Hedge is refreshing after Market Watch monitized their blog list, removed voting and history. Those of you who used to use Market Watch have seen it self distruct  in the last few weeks. THat makes Zero Hedge such a refresh.  I'll stop before I turn into an advert, but thanks ZH for your open format.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:01 | 2762617 walcott
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evangelists = jesus freak state sponsored nazis = taliban = inquisition = communists = one world religion

Drink that Jim Jones Jonestown kool aid, Drink that thrid reich kool aid, that Communist China kool aid, that Communist Russia kool aid, Drink some of that Commie Nazi American kool aid, Drink that zionist kool aid, Drink that muslim brotherhood/taliban decapitated head in the kool aid.

Its all aid-s!

 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 21:21 | 2762880 A POOR EATIN STEAK
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wow this really opened my mind thanks for posting it

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:01 | 2762620 loveyajimbo
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He was pretty tough 60 years ago... now he just looks really ill, or he is snorting some sort of rock salt.  He hasn't gotten any better in front of a camera either...  I think Obama must go... but the Rolling Stone article on Mitt decided me... I will write in Ron Paul... and put my political faith in gold and Double tap ammo.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 22:17 | 2763023 ejhickey
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count me in for RP too

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:06 | 2762636 jomama
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superman wears chuck norris underwear.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:36 | 2762734 billsykes
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Gee, lets make a difference, vote for 1 or the other, both really just bastards in a slightly different way.

 

Because one of these guys, this time  - out of all the other guys in the last 100 yrs will really make a positive impact.

 

This is disinformation classic, the just get out and vote story.

 

Instead of the real story, getting america out of a 2 party system both controlled by the same people and companies.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:40 | 2762758 spooz
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What a tool.  Numbnuts Norris wouldn't know a socialist if he bit him in the ass.  So funny how the R side of the duopoly uses buzzwords that have no meaning.  No examples of the creeping socialism.  Just another mention of the boogie monster.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:44 | 2762773 Tirpitz
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Got to love his reference to "Our great president, Ronald Reagan" - the worst president on Earth since Pol Pot, to the senile actor, who jacked the national debt up by 300%. While the Keynesian Obummer merely managed to double Bush's debt so far.

Ay Chuck Norris, the good times are gone forever.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 21:09 | 2762842 Freewheelin Franklin
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Oh fuck me

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 21:16 | 2762850 BlackholeDivestment
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Blind Chuck Duck On Sale Now!!! 

              at

                The Great Wal Mart of China  

            ''2012 Year of the Water Snake Risen'' 

                 $666 All You Can Eat Cater 4U''

                       ''Vote 2 Party Special'' 

                         Dial: 666-ADD-Debt 

                           Everybody Rucky!

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYyBZE0kBtE 

 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 21:14 | 2762851 dexter_morgan
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Thank you Tyler - these articles are good for outing out trolls!

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 22:13 | 2763015 bearwinkle
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Looks like some kind of troll infestation! 

 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 22:15 | 2763021 Kreditanstalt
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He didn't say who to vote for...or which stuffed suit...

Anyway, it's only American living standards that are threatened...not his beloved government...

Another religious neocon...ho hum...

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 22:17 | 2763027 F-X
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Who's Chuck Norris?

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 22:48 | 2763098 newengland
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Never work with actors. That is our problem. Hollywood and DC are actors, not makers, nor caretakers of the Republic.

They do so like the roll of the limousine wheel...so long as others pay for it, die for it, make it.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 23:12 | 2763151 blunderdog
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I say blame Farnsworth and Kennedy for that "actor" problem.

Fuckers.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 23:56 | 2763262 monad
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So Chuck is a libertarian now? 

Gary Johnson/Jim Gray 2012!

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 00:07 | 2763292 I_Rowboat
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I am always amused with the irony of American evangelical christians asserting that they are the ones who truly understand the finer points of freedom and the intent of the Constitutional authors.  Apparently, being hunky-dory with the notion of a permanent, unalterable celestial dictatorship makes them uniquely qualified in this. 

I can think of one "real-world" example where all thought is ostensibly bent towards adulation and praise of The Great Leader and his Son, The Dear Leader.  Reportedly, the results are something less than Heaven.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 00:55 | 2763380 BlackholeDivestment
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I_Rowboat Gentiley down the black hole I see. What? you answered ''yes'' to ''is the Truth a choice'' and you just could not help from making your quantum leap? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzbaq7SpIVk LMAO. That ain't no lifeboat yer ah rowing. LMAO. Where is it you say you came from that you are going back to? lol, and do you see Love and Mercy in agreement with your body there? If not, please share your general ''knowledge'' of the sustaining principle of your Constitution, and let us know what defending it looks like. LMAO.

 

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 11:54 | 2764654 I_Rowboat
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All praise the Black Jesus!

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 00:40 | 2767010 BlackholeDivestment
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Great response on a perfect defence. Nice Ark on the reception, it's right near the End Zone too. 

Cheers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yf0QxwgwT0&feature=related

 ...great tune, lol. Yuh see what happens after yuh lose the Commie Spirit, Great things happen. Lol.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 00:24 | 2763327 MrBoompi
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Sure!  Hey all you lazyass evangelicals out there!  Go vote for a Mormon!  If you're lucky Willard will baptise you.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 00:52 | 2763375 denny69
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Sure could have used Mr. Norris' skills and expertise in Vietnam. Many vets still wonder why he never showed up especially for a guy who says we have to fight for what we believe in or something like that. We were waiting for him; but at least he said he hated commies.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 01:05 | 2763399 Peter K
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God bless Chuck Norris, and God bless America. :)

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 02:35 | 2763527 muppet_master
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NOTHING wrong with the statement below:

We will preserve for our children this last best hope of man on earth, or we will sentence them to take the first step into a thousand years of darkness. If we fail, at least let our children and our children's children say of us we justified our brief moment here. We did all that could be done.

 

Please stand with us, let's unite for God and country. And may God continue to bless the United States of America. See you at the polls.

what its saying is:  let's not allow not our children to accuse us of not trying.

secondly Eastwood talking to an empty suit (empty chair)..boy that was funny!! is it more weird that the "mainstream media" spins and obfuscates the bs and tells the sheeple what to think or is it "weird" that Eastwood tells them the truth??

 

 

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 02:38 | 2763529 muppet_master
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ZH says:

let the chuck norris jokes begin..

ok when the country is in DIRE STRAITS...THEN will make fun of norris and eastwood...i know what the stupid LIE-beral DEMON-RATS will be saying:

"hindsight is 20-20"

"how were we supposed to know that our treasuries would be yielding 20+%"

"How were we supposed to know that PRINTING would create hyperinflation and SOCIAL CHAOS (in the US)"....yada, yada yada......how were we supposed to know that:

court martial, food rations............RE....VO.......LU....TION!!!!!!!!!

 

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 05:48 | 2763674 kieran1968
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If you're going to quote someone, don't change it to suit the zeitgeist of the day or your own agenda. No mention of women in the original quote.

 

All that's necessary for the forces of evil to win in the world is for enough good men to do nothing - Edmund Burke

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 06:11 | 2763691 Munkey
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I wish that video ended with someone getting a round-house kick to the head.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 07:50 | 2763847 4exNinja
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Is it me or are all the celebrities the GOP features are BATSHIT INSANE?? :D

They should stick to what they're good at, making movies. From now on every time I watch an Eastwood movie that horrible picture of him talking nonsense to a chair will come to mind :(

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 12:25 | 2764760 redd_green
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the speech shows clearly that neither Chuck Norris, nor the Fistful of Dollars guy have even the slightest clue where the real root cause problems are.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 14:59 | 2765429 Sokhmate
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The recent earthquake was caused by Chuck Norris' back-flip.

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