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Chuck Schumer To CTRL-P "Get To Work Mr. Chairman"... For The Benefit Of My Donors

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Yes, Chuck Schumer just said "Get to work, Mr. Chairman" right after saying that "The Fed is the only game in town... You have to take whatever actions are necessary to ensure a strong recovery." What he really meant is that my biggest donors demand a solid bonus for 2012. Who are these donors you may ask? Here they are.

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Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:03 | 2624268 transaccountin
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Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:10 | 2624311 CClarity
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How dare he tell Bernanke to get to work!  Schumer and Congress should get to work - - - oh yeah, they are working for their donors, not their electing constitutents.  And we call this government?  Appalling.

Bernanke should tell Congress that he is going to raise interest rates in order to force Congress to budget and realize that without ZIRP they can no longer afford this debt.  Should interest rates normalize, imagine how much of GDP will go to servicing debt, never mind extinguishing!

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:18 | 2624347 whstlblwr
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Bernanke: BE MY BITCH!

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:28 | 2624393 YuropeanImbecille
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The zionist-satanists douche schumer wins again, go back to israel you piece of filthy satanist.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:32 | 2624397 Precious
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Schumer is an ICON for everthing that is wrong with America.  The Big Apple is covered with SCUM.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:32 | 2624408 101 years and c...
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he's just reading the script the central planners gave him....

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:38 | 2624439 Dr. Richard Head
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The Time Warner contributor makes the most sense, for the regularly scheduled programming of the sheep is required for all of the kind's horses to be ignored. 

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:58 | 2624526 Precious
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Charles Schumer: Ugly American Version 2.0

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 12:48 | 2624687 TruthInSunshine
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I've said it for years.


Chuck Schumer isn't an American who was elected to represent Americans. He's been gently lifted into his seat by the massive, parastitic hand of Wall Street & Global Banking, and he'd sooner see the country that some call The United States burn to the ground, as long as it burns west of the Lincoln Tunnel, then see the parasitic drain on the nation caused by Wall Street/Banking end.

'Flyover Country' is just grist for the mill, and a reservoire of spent offerings, from which Schumer can extract more blood for the hand of the money-is-our-sole-god machine that feeds him.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:59 | 2624531 eclectic syncretist
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Schumer to BS:  start pushin' on that string harder beeacthhh!

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:43 | 2624461 CunnyFunt
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It's pricks like Schumer who make me embarrassed to say I'm from New York.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:51 | 2624505 ParkAveFlasher
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then tell people you're from chicago


Tue, 07/17/2012 - 12:04 | 2624548 CunnyFunt
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I was thinking Massachusetts ... never mind.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 12:06 | 2624555 ParkAveFlasher
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London?  ...fuck

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 12:12 | 2624574 CunnyFunt
Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:30 | 2624400 gmrpeabody
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Two buck Chuck..., doesn't disappoint.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 13:11 | 2624809 TruthInSunshine
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If you think about, that's a perfect description and adjective.

That amount of money publicly disclosed that's sent Chucky's way is a relative drop in the ocean compared to what Chucky, Wall Street's bag boy par excellence, delivers to his handlers.

Of course, we haven't considered the amount 2 Buck Chuck gets from his appreciative benefactors that's not publicly disclosed...

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 19:38 | 2626361 defn8Dog
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 Lotta typing, hope someone here made money today.  Schumer moved the market.  Translation of what he said:   please provide Q En because we're headed for Gridlock then a Cliff.   Trade accordingly. 

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:20 | 2624352 Cognitive Dissonance
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Isn't America great? We can plainly see whose whore Chuck Schumer is.


I love America.


P.S. - I do love America. It's the sociopaths and corruption that I hate.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:21 | 2624365 LULZBank
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Sheeple are numb or dumb or both.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:39 | 2624443 cossack55
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The psychopaths, sociopaths and currupt scum politicians and banksters comprise the United States.  America exists outside of that realm.  So it is easy to love America, and yet hate the US.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 12:46 | 2624679 Bananamerican
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There's America and there's Amerika...

The 1st is a State of mind....

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 12:49 | 2624697 DogSlime
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It's the same everywhere now.  Same here in the UK - the vote means nothing because the politicians are either owned by the financial/corporate elite or scared into obedience (same result).

Fucking corrupt oligarchies :(


Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:34 | 2624420 LMAOLORI
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One day the market will force the chair satan's hand

Treasuries Doomsday Is Four Years Away For Vanguard

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 14:44 | 2625166 Polonius
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Uhmmm, Bernanke is only doing his job, which is managing a money lending system designed to exploit democracy.  Bernanke doesn't work for you and me, he works for the owners of the central bank.  And who is that?  Well, we are told the owners of the central bank are the largest commercial banks for which it provides cartel support.  The architects of this system had lent money ad hoc to sovereigns for centuries but the cartelization of the banking system under a singular central bank with the state sanctioned monopoly of issuing the sovereign treasury's currency assured it of a never ending flow of sovereign loans from which to earn interest, and assured the sovereign of a never ending flow of financial support for its welfare and warfare activities.  The most amazing aspect of this symbiotic relationship is the public's willingness to allow these parasites to stand between it and the sovereign treasury such that all the money spent by the sovereign must be borrowed from the banking system (or from the public, to the extent they are willing to play along and buy bonds).  And to top it off, the central bank and its cartel protectorate never have to make an asset allocation decision when lending to the sovereign because the money is simply deemed to exist out of thin air and no reserves are required to be held against such loans.  In other words the banking system earns interest from the sovereign treasury for lending something it never had in the first place, something which previously had been spent into existence by the sovereign itself without the burden of interest.  Now, most of you who have read this far already know this and are rightfully outraged, but for those who are just catching on, is the perfidity of this system starting to register?  Congress is never going to stop this because they have too much to lose.  Other than a few "pariah" states deemed outside the "family of nations" barely a nation exists today that doesn't utilize this parasitic system.  I wonder why the formation of a central bank is one of the first tasks completed by western powers whenever a pariah state is conquered?  How could any of us be so naive to believe the US has a chance of ending something so important to both the politicians and the present banking system?

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 15:51 | 2625558 11b40
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Yep....most recently, see Libya.  The Central Bank boys moved in even before Daffy Duck was fact, they sponsored his overthrow.  We couldn't have any gold Dinars cluttering up the financial system, could we?

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:05 | 2624273 Peter K
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Total duche bag, Chuck is :)

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:05 | 2624274 Zola
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sickening...Schumer is such a whore

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:17 | 2624345 El Oregonian
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I can't believe this schmuck is still in office. Why the hell, are the majority of you frigg'in idiots voting for this putz?...

Oh, Diebolt machine vote counters? That explains it...

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:48 | 2624493 pods
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He is still in office because all politicians suck, well, except my guy. He does a good job for me.

And that story repeats over and over all over the country.

Ain't legalized plunder grand?


Tue, 07/17/2012 - 12:22 | 2624600 1100-TACTICAL-12
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This whole country, is a giant swamp with shit demons lurking everywhere.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:05 | 2624275 azzhatter
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Fuck you Chuck, go die in a fire

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:07 | 2624276 Jlmadyson
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Yea saw that comment. It was more like this:

The economy is failing and nothing has worked. Obama can do nothing. Please Benny print more.....soon.

Total and complete joke of a system.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:10 | 2624313 Matt
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Help me, Obi Ben Bernanke, you're my only hope. - Chuck Shumer as the Princess Leia, Global Financial Crisis Episode 4, A New Hope.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:54 | 2624511 ParkAveFlasher
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two bagels on the sides of his head

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:05 | 2624277 Sutton
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It costs (a lot)  more to sell Doritos than it does to own a super powerful (PUTZ) Senator.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 13:07 | 2624790 Dan Conway
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And GS' ROI on chucky is fantastic. 

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:05 | 2624280 ItsDanger
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Most alarming to me is 2 audit firms made this list.  Not great for credibility in these times.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 13:06 | 2624786 Dan Conway
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Independent auditors?  Hired by the banks and now supervised by congress!  Hahahahahahaha 

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:05 | 2624282 Snakeeyes
Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:06 | 2624287 No One
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Shocked I tell you. 




Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:11 | 2624297 LULZBank
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Who needs politicians when you got drug Kingpins!

HSBC used by 'drug kingpins', says US Senate

Barclays Libor and now this. Are the thieves turning against each other or are the Politicians scapegoating Bankers, to save their own skin?

This could get very dirty!!!

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:38 | 2624442 Mitzibitzi
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Bit of both, by the look of it. Seems the smarter (or simply better informed) ones are throwing the others under the bus to save their own arses. Probably work, too, most voters / taxpayers being as dumb as they clearly are.

It's the bastards in both the political and business / banking camps that come out of this smelling like roses that we have to watch. A few will be legitimately clean, decent, honourable and honest. The rest will be the sociopathic cream of the crop, who'll lie low for a few years, give some well publicised charitable donations and generally wrap themselves in an impenetrable cloak of positive PR... then the game will begin anew!

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:06 | 2624291 LULZBank
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Such is business.

Fools are the ones who thought their elected representatives are in it for the social well being of society,

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:21 | 2624366 kaa1016
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Exactly. People are acting as if they are shocked that this is happening. This is the way its always been. It's just a matter of more people being aware, but not enough to really change how the the system works. It's all about money. He who has the most can buy the most influence, simple as that...

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:07 | 2624294 TideFighter
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How is that "War Against Women" tactical policy working out, Chuckie, you stupid fuck.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:08 | 2624300 Budd aka Sidewinder
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That's about 20 very politically active persons right there

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:08 | 2624303 Caggge
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My name is Chuck and I'm here to fuck the sheeple!

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:10 | 2624312 theTribster
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Its unfortunate that our political system is so rigged and corrupt, a guy like Chuck Schumer wouldn't get reelected under any other circumstances, same with John McCain and almost every other one: Senate and House. Scum, all of them.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 12:07 | 2624556 mick_richfield
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If you have representative democracy and fiat currency, I cannot see any way that your 'democracy' will not end up being owned by the people who create and distribute the money.

It's as certain as entropy and gravity.  It's thermofreakingdynamics.



Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:10 | 2624314 jcaz
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Get a job, Chuck....

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:10 | 2624315 Jason T
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utter disgrace. 

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:12 | 2624323 jmeyer
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The feeble politicians are beginning the serious blamegame and will place the big fail around the neck of the Fed whose 100 year reign is closing down.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:13 | 2624325 DanDaley
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One day soon the Schumer will hit the fan.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:22 | 2624327 hedgeless_horseman
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"All right, we're gonna be displacing and falling back like crazy sons of bitches. So you got to be Johnny on the spot with the ammo, or we're dead."

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:27 | 2624388 Cognitive Dissonance
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"Don't forget to save your last bullet for yourself. Here.....let me put it in your breast pocket so you don't blow through it when you fire your last load."

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:57 | 2624525 ParkAveFlasher
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a banker and a senator actually in combat, now that's a laugh

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 12:43 | 2624677 Cognitive Dissonance
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Fighting deflation bro.

What a way to go.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 12:49 | 2624696 ParkAveFlasher
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the longer I look at this picture, the darker the implicit message becomes.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 13:48 | 2624965 TruthInSunshine
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Following that theme, can you create an image showing an elder Private Ryan (or Bernank/Schumer) standing before Amschel Mayer Rothschild's headstone, saluting, and asking if he's been "a good person?"

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:13 | 2624329 Jumbotron
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Chuck the Whore sez...

"You gosta go out there and print like a mutherfucker homes !  My pimps ain't gonna be giving me no money come November.  Theys gonna start beatin' me, mutherfucker.


Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:14 | 2624331 ghenny
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I always hoped that Chuck Schumer would be a decent centrist Democrat who cares about fairness, social justice and the integrity of the market.  Over the last few years I have become convinced he is none of those things.  It is very dissapointing to realize this man has become or always was a Shill for Wall Street Banksters.  I know Senators must represent their contituents and need campaign contributions but I mistakenly thought that a fair number of them would be able to rise above those parochial needs when the nation is in peril or in the case of gross malfeasance against the country.  Schumer has clearly not been capable of that. For me its a sad and slow awakening.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:24 | 2624380 Jumbotron
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For me its a sad and slow awakening.

That's what makes The Matrix Trilogy so profound.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 12:03 | 2624543 ParkAveFlasher
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Matrix is a fun, glossy modern packaging of the concept of imprisonment of senses for the sake of parasitism, but if you want profound, see George Lucas: THX 1138. The metaphors are much more grounded in normal, real experience and the message is thus more impactful.  Plus, you're looking at Robert Duvall vs. Keanu Reeves...whoa

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 13:27 | 2624886 Jumbotron
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You are SO correct.  I saw that as a kid by happenstance on TV long ago....need to go back and rewatch it again.  Thanks for the reminder.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 15:43 | 2625500 ParkAveFlasher
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It's one of those life-changers.  Makes Matrix look like a bazooka joe comic. Lucas revisited it and reissued with a few subtle changes.


Tue, 07/17/2012 - 17:07 | 2625915 Jumbotron
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Sigh.....I'm old enough to know and have read Bazooka Joe comics off the wrapper of the gum I would buy for a nickel.

Now we are reading about Bazooka Ben....(and Paulson for that matter)

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:39 | 2624440 Winston of Oceania
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What do you mean by "social justice "? What do you mean by fair? Did you grow up in a world that is fair or better stated is nature itself fair? Do you blindly look out into the natural world seeing only harmony? Nature is viscious, each and every being, plant or microbe is in it for themselves, even against one of it's own. In all of this chaos the appearance of harmony is an illusion, and for those unaware it is the source of silly notions such as "fairness".

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:45 | 2624481 Mitzibitzi
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And, of course, it's never occurred to you that we might someday evolve enough collective intelligence, compassion and empathy to rise above all that? Hasn't shown much sign of happening yet, though, I'll grant you!

Besides, the natural world is full of examples of cooperative behaviour, though admittedly not often when there is any real competition for scarce resources.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 12:59 | 2624745 blunderdog
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The belief that "we could use rational thinking to improve life on Earth" is a liberal conception, and you know how folks feel about "liberals" around here. 


Tue, 07/17/2012 - 19:10 | 2626299 Mitzibitzi
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So how about you use some of that rational thinking (and I know you're capable of it, given that you're often one of the most coherent posters on here) and move beyond the Red v Blue / Liberal v Conservative / Conservative v Labour / Bullshit v Another kind of Bullshit paradigm... and formulate some solutions? The human race is very likely done on this planet unless we do something about the shit-heels in our gene-pool. Quit being part of the problem and be part of the solution!

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 13:37 | 2624918 Grinder74
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If it hasn't happened in 50 billion years or whatever stupid made up number evolutionists give us, it ain't gonna happen now.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 19:14 | 2626313 Mitzibitzi
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In case you haven't noticed... God ain't helping, currently. Maybe you should, say... shut the fuck up and get on with praying!

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 16:17 | 2625689 jwoop66
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Humanity provides plenty examples of cooperative behaviour; it just better when the cooperation is mutually agreeable and mutually beneficial.  Kinda like if we had  real free markets.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 19:20 | 2626328 Mitzibitzi
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Precisely! But we ain't gonna get that because a free market doesn't automatically give preference to... let's go out on a limb here... Steven Prescott Fuckface Bush... because he happens to have a few bucks in the bank. A FREE market would punish stupidity, greed, mendacity and bad behaviour. And we can't have that, now can we!

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 12:10 | 2624566 mick_richfield
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Most interactions in nature are symbiotic.

Everything chooses direct competition only as a last resort.

The trees that cover their seeds with bird-friendly fruit will spread faster than the trees that grow thorns.


Wed, 07/18/2012 - 14:00 | 2629124 Winston of Oceania
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"Most interactions in nature are symbiotic"

False premis, while some such relationships or interactions if you must exist the VAST majority are opportunistic. The entity that best takes advantage is ALWAYS the winner at the expense of all others.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 15:55 | 2625578 lakecity55
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"Social Justice" is just one of Barry Soetoro's phrases which means

"Gimme all you stuff, YT!"

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 13:38 | 2624925 bagehot99
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What is social justice? Nobody has ever explained how it differs from common or garden variety justice.

It's usually a false flag for dividing and conquering, which is standard Democrat operating procedure. So we have a society divided into groups, some of which are designated victim groups (blacks, gays, women, Muslims), and some are designated villain groups (The Rich, whites, men, Christians, etc).

Dodd, Frank, Schumer and Obama get to pretend to regulate high finance (an industry from which none of them originate, and which they don't understand at all), while actually taking cash to protect and sustain the entrenched Wall Street establishment firms at the expense of, well everything else and everybody else.

Why anybody votes for Democrats is a total mystery to me, they are parasites, hypocrites and thieves. Republicans are only marginally less so. And both are sworn enemies of actual liberty and actual free markets.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:14 | 2624333 Winston of Oceania
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And for those of us lucky enough to live in NY he's ALL ours...  Of course his taint spews over the rest of the Republic but hey NYer's are a generous lot.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:14 | 2624335 ArsoN
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is it ok if sum the jpm and bear stearns rows?

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:15 | 2624336 pragmatic hobo
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bear sterns?

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 12:10 | 2624339 lizzy36
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Schumer is a fucking ass-wipe.

God damn idiots like him make me mad.

He is useless as tits on a bull, in a political body, that is worse than useless, and he is asking the Chairmen to get to work. Would have been awesome if Bernanke had turned around and said: "right after you Mr. Schumer".

Everyone knows more QE will cause a bit of inflation and a small asset pop (stock market wealth effect). THAT IS IT. So basically, the useless Schumer, is asking the Fed to do something even though that action will have no measurable effect. Why is it that the Senate, is asking the "independent" Fed, to do something, when it knows that any further action is useless? Perception of doing something somehow makes a useless Senator feel better? Is the Fed now in the business of making Senators feel better over their failure to do even the most basic parts of their job?

I HATE it when the Senate Banking Committee makes me feel for the Chairman. 

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:18 | 2624350 Father Lucifer
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Burn in HELL Chuck.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:18 | 2624351 bidaskspread
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Schumer go groom your Weiner, he needs a good polish again if he is getting back into politics.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:19 | 2624354 Grey-Ghost
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The worst part of it: those treasonous rats (taking a bribery is a treasonous offence) are really cheap.

One must give it to the Overlords. They pillaged the world for trillions but subservient nincompops like that caricature are take it in the rear for pennies on penny.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 12:07 | 2624557 Mad Mad Woman
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Shills like Schumer are being more than adequately compensated for their "work". Many of these dudes have very nice stock & bond portfolio's due to inside info. And I am sure they have been given lots of envelopes with cash in it. They are being richly rewarded. Traitors!!

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:19 | 2624355 tony bonn
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i have always regarded schumer as the king of sleaze - now i know the real reason. we could solve our oil shortage if someone would collect the oleaginous oozings from his body.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:20 | 2624359 firstdivision
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Don't worry, all is well.  The housing market is in perfect health, the HMI posted near 2007 highs.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:20 | 2624361 Shizzmoney
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Schumer: "Do something, Bernanke! My portfolio is fuckin' meltin' over here!"

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:31 | 2624404 UGrev
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Yes.. he is THAT transparent.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:24 | 2624377 Hype Alert
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I thought Barney had already used his bullet?

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:24 | 2624378 Agent P
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Um, Chuck...may I call you Chuck?  Short-term rates are at 0%, the 10yr is at 1.48%, and the 30yr is at 2.57%.  Now, you and your colleagues are spending $1.27 trillion more than you're taking in each year, and there's a fiscal cliff up in the road ahead.  So riddle me this mother fucker...may I call you mother fucker?...just who the fuck needs to get to work here?

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:27 | 2624390 Jumbotron
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Um, Chuck...may I call you Chuck?  Short-term rates are at 0%, the 10yr is at 1.48%, and the 30yr is at 2.57%.  Now, you and your colleagues are spending $1.27 trillion more than you're taking in each year, and there's a fiscal cliff up in the road ahead.  So riddle me this mother fucker...may I call you mother fucker?...just who the fuck needs to get to work here?


LOL...imagined this spoken by Jack Nicholson !!!!

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:30 | 2624402 UGrev
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I imagined it spoken by George Carlin.. :D

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 12:15 | 2624581 mick_richfield
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Huh. I imagined a guy who was part scary & part funny.

"Why so serious, Chuck? 

Let's put a smile on that face."


Tue, 07/17/2012 - 13:28 | 2624893 Jumbotron
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Better yet.....imagine Jack Nicholson playing Heath Ledger playing the Joker !

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:35 | 2624424 kito
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That fiscal cliff you speak of is not up's behind you...... dont look down now, but you are about to falllllllllllllll..........

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:41 | 2624455 Ignatius J Reilly
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Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:25 | 2624382 surf0766
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Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:26 | 2624383 Inthemix96
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Yoohoo you little cunt, keep talking, your time here is short you little knee high cunt. (did you get the pun?)

You stain on the face of humanity.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:27 | 2624386 YuropeanImbecille
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That disgusting Israeli should pack his fucking bags and maybe consider moving back to his home country rather than to rob the american tax payer further for his zionist-satanist squid friends?

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:28 | 2624392 kito
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Sorry chuck but bens interests lie with his bank harem and the dollar, his source of and your constituents are not a priority for him.......he wont print to destroy what is sacred to him when he knows the game is up........ben will make it clear that it is YOUR fault when all hell breaks loose.....

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:29 | 2624396 UGrev
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An errant bus could not come soon enough.. 

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:36 | 2624431 Uncle Remus
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There's an app for that...

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:31 | 2624406 Jlmadyson
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When is one of them going to hold up the Fed study saying we bloated the market by 50%?

And ask is this market fake?

Rigged, pick your posion.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:34 | 2624417 oldmanagain
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Why single out Schumer? Race, religion, political?  Stupidity?

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:40 | 2624423 Uncle Remus
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Bullet points. You forgot to use bullet points. Oh, and hey kids, he is transparent.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:37 | 2624433 surf0766
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Because he supports the communist agenda?

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:34 | 2624419 Uncle Remus
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Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:37 | 2624434 Inthemix96
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Look on the bright side bernanke,

Just think of how many people your filthy little corpse will help when someone gives you the final out.

You have the potential to help a damn lot of folk with your filthy corrupted corpse...............

Here, on second thoughts, just burn the fucker, the body parts might spread ideas and filth??

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:38 | 2624435 Plymster
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Ben Bernanke's Journal. July 17th, 2012: Market's carcass in street this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This world is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The markets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of falsely priced assets and when the shorts finally scab over, all the banksters will drown. The accumulated filth of all their fraud and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no."

Some poetic license taken there...

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:37 | 2624436 Winston Churchill
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Is he really the best all that money could buy ?

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:40 | 2624448 EmileLargo
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Same applies to the President. Pathetic.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 12:41 | 2624667 takinthehighway
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I never cease to be amazed that, out of all of the millions eligible to run for POTUS, these two (Messrs. Obama and Romney) are deemed to be the cream of the crop.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:41 | 2624453 Uncle Remus
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Well, maybe Top 10 of Most Compliant anyway.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:40 | 2624451 the not so migh...
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I hate him as a NY'er.   He represents the majority here sadly.  They actually support this fuck.    


Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:42 | 2624460 Uncle Remus
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Clue. You're talking about a clue.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:44 | 2624456 docj
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But remember, "Democrats" like upChuck Schumer are all about "the little guy". After all, that's what the Blue Team's clueless supporters say.

(Yeah, I know - the Red Team's partisans are just as clueless - but forgive me, I live in the People's Republic of Massachusetts and I really don't get to see much of Team Red on parade whereas, well, you know.)

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:45 | 2624474 bourbondave
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but, but, i thought Chuck wanted money out of politics?!

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:54 | 2624514 BeetleBailey
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My clicker is tired from up arrowing all the anti-Schumer posts on here.

But, I want my say;



Tue, 07/17/2012 - 12:04 | 2624550 Nobody For President
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Great post Tyler.

But why is everybody so down on Chuck? I'll bet everybody on that damn senate banking and finance committe has pretty close to the same list of top 10 'supporters'. These sobs are ALL on the Wall Street payroll - the taxpayer's so-called salary is just petty cash (plus the perks like full ride health insurance for self and family for life). 

Got to say, though, Chuck's 'get to work' comment does deserve the stupid-of-the-day award - monetary policy is about at the end of the can-kicking road, time for some effective fiscal policy; which, as near as I can tell, just ain't gonna happen. 

Talk about not ending well, we are SO fucked with assholes like this 'regulating' Wall Street banks.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 12:06 | 2624554 Kilgore Trout
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Whenever Schumer comes on the tube, I swear my room is filled with the stench of cologne.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 12:46 | 2624681 TruthInSunshine
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Chuck Schumer would be literally among the first to leave the country if something really devastating were to happen. I'm positive his bug-out plans are refined and he's ready to roll at a moment's notice.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 13:03 | 2624770 ParkAveFlasher
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He'll hop a heli out to Bloomberg's Bermuda palace when the shtf.  They'll be in their black socks and taupe loafers sunning their only a little bit exposed spider legs to that warm sun, chatting about Ryan Braun and the victory of due process. 

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 12:55 | 2624730 Obadiah
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Sick fukin satanist WILL get thier's

Bank on it!

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 13:08 | 2624793 ZIRPThis
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Every last one of those contributors deserves to go down with the ship for voluntarily feeding the social corporatist corruption at the hands of Senator Fuck Schumer.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 13:22 | 2624854 jay28elle
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Schumer is strickly looking out for his future income stream - just like we all do.  It's just that his, just so happens to be, from tax payer funds redirected through the Fed and the banks.  


Tue, 07/17/2012 - 14:13 | 2625059 q99x2
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Schumer's last stand. That suckers out next election. Banks are a liability for politicians this season.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 14:16 | 2625070 Arnold Ziffel
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Altogether U.S. tech firms planned to slash 51,529 jobs during the first six months of 2012, a 260 percent increase over the same period last year, per the report from the Chicago firm.


"summer of recovery continues"

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 14:23 | 2625091 Davalicious
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Why do Americans continue to vote for Jews? Do they not realise they are Jewish, when voting for them? It must be obvious that these individuals are only out for what they can scalp for themselves, their tribe, and for Israel.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 15:06 | 2625274 Disenchanted
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Wow! Tribal banksters contribute lots of funny money to tribal Senator, I for one am absolutely shocked.


Chucky Schumer: "Thank you for your service Mr. Chairman."


Define service in this instance...


Mr. Chairman is definitely servicing the taxpayers. As in this meaning: "21. (of male animals) the act of mating"


Or as we might might say around heah..."He's fucking the shit out of us."

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 15:49 | 2625543 lakecity55
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hahahha. another example of why we need a lot of rope and strong trees, lots of trees.

good thing most politicians are lawyers; Hell could not otherwise hold 'em all.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 16:39 | 2625781 Fiat Money
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 I remember a time, back in the 1990s, when senate candidate Chuck Schumer seemed like a SANE, competent, "moderate" (if not "liberal" or progressive) breath of fresh air compared to the blatantly corrupt sitting NY Senator, Al D'Amato.     Fast forward a decade-&-half, and Schumer, Feinstein, Lieberman, Levin - the entire clown posse - are abjectly insane,   treating Americans like peons and serfs to be whipped to death (in slavery) on plantation Golddamn-Sachs;   in exchange for "campaign donations" they hand TRILLIONS of taxpayer extorted dollars in bailouts (or allow the Fed printing presses to spin up to light-speed) over to "the money power."

  At least D'Amato had a sense of humor with his graft - and he wasn't nearly so bloodthirsty or smug!

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 20:09 | 2626086 Bunga Bunga
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Get over it, those donors own the Bernank.

Wed, 07/18/2012 - 20:14 | 2626091 blindman
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it is a class thing. the rules of the overlords,
their virtues and accomplishments, ideals and
passions are all criminal activities when practiced
by the members of the lower class. this post is
but one fine example. are we talking about fund
raising to accomplish the goals of the populace or
organized criminal pay-offs and kick-backs?
i guess it is in the language of the class/s.
good thing we have a court that knows the difference
between a person, a servant and a corporation,
with an historic record of decisions that exemplify
greater education, learning and wisdom.
repost without any per mission.

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 16:02 | 2628493 Cycle
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There once was a cancer named Schumer,

Who grew to a big ugly tumor.

Attempts at removal,

were met with approval,

but he should have been cut out much sooner.

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