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Chuck Schumer To CTRL-P "Get To Work Mr. Chairman"... For The Benefit Of My Donors

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Yes, Chuck Schumer just said "Get to work, Mr. Chairman" right after saying that "The Fed is the only game in town... You have to take whatever actions are necessary to ensure a strong recovery." What he really meant is that my biggest donors demand a solid bonus for 2012. Who are these donors you may ask? Here they are.

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Tue, 07/17/2012 - 12:07 | 2624556 mick_richfield
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If you have representative democracy and fiat currency, I cannot see any way that your 'democracy' will not end up being owned by the people who create and distribute the money.

It's as certain as entropy and gravity.  It's thermofreakingdynamics.

 

 

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:10 | 2624314 jcaz
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Get a job, Chuck....

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:10 | 2624315 Jason T
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utter disgrace. 

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:12 | 2624323 jmeyer
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The feeble politicians are beginning the serious blamegame and will place the big fail around the neck of the Fed whose 100 year reign is closing down.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:13 | 2624325 DanDaley
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One day soon the Schumer will hit the fan.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:22 | 2624327 hedgeless_horseman
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"All right, we're gonna be displacing and falling back like crazy sons of bitches. So you got to be Johnny on the spot with the ammo, or we're dead."

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:27 | 2624388 Cognitive Dissonance
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"Don't forget to save your last bullet for yourself. Here.....let me put it in your breast pocket so you don't blow through it when you fire your last load."

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:57 | 2624525 ParkAveFlasher
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a banker and a senator actually in combat, now that's a laugh

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 12:43 | 2624677 Cognitive Dissonance
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Fighting deflation bro.

What a way to go.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 12:49 | 2624696 ParkAveFlasher
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the longer I look at this picture, the darker the implicit message becomes.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 13:48 | 2624965 TruthInSunshine
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Following that theme, can you create an image showing an elder Private Ryan (or Bernank/Schumer) standing before Amschel Mayer Rothschild's headstone, saluting, and asking if he's been "a good person?"

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:13 | 2624329 Jumbotron
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Chuck the Whore sez...

"You gosta go out there and print like a mutherfucker homes !  My pimps ain't gonna be giving me no money come November.  Theys gonna start beatin' me, mutherfucker.

PRINT MUTHERFUCKER.....PRINT !!!!!!!

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:14 | 2624331 ghenny
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I always hoped that Chuck Schumer would be a decent centrist Democrat who cares about fairness, social justice and the integrity of the market.  Over the last few years I have become convinced he is none of those things.  It is very dissapointing to realize this man has become or always was a Shill for Wall Street Banksters.  I know Senators must represent their contituents and need campaign contributions but I mistakenly thought that a fair number of them would be able to rise above those parochial needs when the nation is in peril or in the case of gross malfeasance against the country.  Schumer has clearly not been capable of that. For me its a sad and slow awakening.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:24 | 2624380 Jumbotron
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For me its a sad and slow awakening.

That's what makes The Matrix Trilogy so profound.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 12:03 | 2624543 ParkAveFlasher
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Matrix is a fun, glossy modern packaging of the concept of imprisonment of senses for the sake of parasitism, but if you want profound, see George Lucas: THX 1138. The metaphors are much more grounded in normal, real experience and the message is thus more impactful.  Plus, you're looking at Robert Duvall vs. Keanu Reeves...whoa

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 13:27 | 2624886 Jumbotron
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You are SO correct.  I saw that as a kid by happenstance on TV long ago....need to go back and rewatch it again.  Thanks for the reminder.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 15:43 | 2625500 ParkAveFlasher
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It's one of those life-changers.  Makes Matrix look like a bazooka joe comic. Lucas revisited it and reissued with a few subtle changes.

 

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 17:07 | 2625915 Jumbotron
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Sigh.....I'm old enough to know and have read Bazooka Joe comics off the wrapper of the gum I would buy for a nickel.

Now we are reading about Bazooka Ben....(and Paulson for that matter)

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:39 | 2624440 Winston of Oceania
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What do you mean by "social justice "? What do you mean by fair? Did you grow up in a world that is fair or better stated is nature itself fair? Do you blindly look out into the natural world seeing only harmony? Nature is viscious, each and every being, plant or microbe is in it for themselves, even against one of it's own. In all of this chaos the appearance of harmony is an illusion, and for those unaware it is the source of silly notions such as "fairness".

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:45 | 2624481 Mitzibitzi
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And, of course, it's never occurred to you that we might someday evolve enough collective intelligence, compassion and empathy to rise above all that? Hasn't shown much sign of happening yet, though, I'll grant you!

Besides, the natural world is full of examples of cooperative behaviour, though admittedly not often when there is any real competition for scarce resources.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 12:59 | 2624745 blunderdog
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The belief that "we could use rational thinking to improve life on Earth" is a liberal conception, and you know how folks feel about "liberals" around here. 

Heh.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 19:10 | 2626299 Mitzibitzi
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So how about you use some of that rational thinking (and I know you're capable of it, given that you're often one of the most coherent posters on here) and move beyond the Red v Blue / Liberal v Conservative / Conservative v Labour / Bullshit v Another kind of Bullshit paradigm... and formulate some solutions? The human race is very likely done on this planet unless we do something about the shit-heels in our gene-pool. Quit being part of the problem and be part of the solution!

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 13:37 | 2624918 Grinder74
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If it hasn't happened in 50 billion years or whatever stupid made up number evolutionists give us, it ain't gonna happen now.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 19:14 | 2626313 Mitzibitzi
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In case you haven't noticed... God ain't helping, currently. Maybe you should, say... shut the fuck up and get on with praying!

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 16:17 | 2625689 jwoop66
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Humanity provides plenty examples of cooperative behaviour; it just better when the cooperation is mutually agreeable and mutually beneficial.  Kinda like if we had  real free markets.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 19:20 | 2626328 Mitzibitzi
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Precisely! But we ain't gonna get that because a free market doesn't automatically give preference to... let's go out on a limb here... Steven Prescott Fuckface Bush... because he happens to have a few bucks in the bank. A FREE market would punish stupidity, greed, mendacity and bad behaviour. And we can't have that, now can we!

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 12:10 | 2624566 mick_richfield
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Most interactions in nature are symbiotic.

Everything chooses direct competition only as a last resort.

The trees that cover their seeds with bird-friendly fruit will spread faster than the trees that grow thorns.

 

Wed, 07/18/2012 - 14:00 | 2629124 Winston of Oceania
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"Most interactions in nature are symbiotic"

False premis, while some such relationships or interactions if you must exist the VAST majority are opportunistic. The entity that best takes advantage is ALWAYS the winner at the expense of all others.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 15:55 | 2625578 lakecity55
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"Social Justice" is just one of Barry Soetoro's phrases which means

"Gimme all you stuff, YT!"

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 13:38 | 2624925 bagehot99
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What is social justice? Nobody has ever explained how it differs from common or garden variety justice.

It's usually a false flag for dividing and conquering, which is standard Democrat operating procedure. So we have a society divided into groups, some of which are designated victim groups (blacks, gays, women, Muslims), and some are designated villain groups (The Rich, whites, men, Christians, etc).

Dodd, Frank, Schumer and Obama get to pretend to regulate high finance (an industry from which none of them originate, and which they don't understand at all), while actually taking cash to protect and sustain the entrenched Wall Street establishment firms at the expense of, well everything else and everybody else.

Why anybody votes for Democrats is a total mystery to me, they are parasites, hypocrites and thieves. Republicans are only marginally less so. And both are sworn enemies of actual liberty and actual free markets.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:14 | 2624333 Winston of Oceania
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And for those of us lucky enough to live in NY he's ALL ours...  Of course his taint spews over the rest of the Republic but hey NYer's are a generous lot.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:14 | 2624335 ArsoN
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is it ok if sum the jpm and bear stearns rows?

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:15 | 2624336 pragmatic hobo
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bear sterns?

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 12:10 | 2624339 lizzy36
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Schumer is a fucking ass-wipe.

God damn idiots like him make me mad.

He is useless as tits on a bull, in a political body, that is worse than useless, and he is asking the Chairmen to get to work. Would have been awesome if Bernanke had turned around and said: "right after you Mr. Schumer".

Everyone knows more QE will cause a bit of inflation and a small asset pop (stock market wealth effect). THAT IS IT. So basically, the useless Schumer, is asking the Fed to do something even though that action will have no measurable effect. Why is it that the Senate, is asking the "independent" Fed, to do something, when it knows that any further action is useless? Perception of doing something somehow makes a useless Senator feel better? Is the Fed now in the business of making Senators feel better over their failure to do even the most basic parts of their job?

I HATE it when the Senate Banking Committee makes me feel for the Chairman. 

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:18 | 2624350 Father Lucifer
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Burn in HELL Chuck.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:18 | 2624351 bidaskspread
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Schumer go groom your Weiner, he needs a good polish again if he is getting back into politics.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:19 | 2624354 Grey-Ghost
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The worst part of it: those treasonous rats (taking a bribery is a treasonous offence) are really cheap.

One must give it to the Overlords. They pillaged the world for trillions but subservient nincompops like that caricature are take it in the rear for pennies on penny.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 12:07 | 2624557 Mad Mad Woman
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Shills like Schumer are being more than adequately compensated for their "work". Many of these dudes have very nice stock & bond portfolio's due to inside info. And I am sure they have been given lots of envelopes with cash in it. They are being richly rewarded. Traitors!!

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:19 | 2624355 tony bonn
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i have always regarded schumer as the king of sleaze - now i know the real reason. we could solve our oil shortage if someone would collect the oleaginous oozings from his body.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:20 | 2624359 firstdivision
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Don't worry, all is well.  The housing market is in perfect health, the HMI posted near 2007 highs.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:20 | 2624361 Shizzmoney
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Schumer: "Do something, Bernanke! My portfolio is fuckin' meltin' over here!"

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:31 | 2624404 UGrev
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Yes.. he is THAT transparent.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:24 | 2624377 Hype Alert
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I thought Barney had already used his bullet?

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:24 | 2624378 Agent P
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Um, Chuck...may I call you Chuck?  Short-term rates are at 0%, the 10yr is at 1.48%, and the 30yr is at 2.57%.  Now, you and your colleagues are spending $1.27 trillion more than you're taking in each year, and there's a fiscal cliff up in the road ahead.  So riddle me this mother fucker...may I call you mother fucker?...just who the fuck needs to get to work here?

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:27 | 2624390 Jumbotron
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Um, Chuck...may I call you Chuck?  Short-term rates are at 0%, the 10yr is at 1.48%, and the 30yr is at 2.57%.  Now, you and your colleagues are spending $1.27 trillion more than you're taking in each year, and there's a fiscal cliff up in the road ahead.  So riddle me this mother fucker...may I call you mother fucker?...just who the fuck needs to get to work here?

 

LOL...imagined this spoken by Jack Nicholson !!!!

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:30 | 2624402 UGrev
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I imagined it spoken by George Carlin.. :D

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 12:15 | 2624581 mick_richfield
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Huh. I imagined a guy who was part scary & part funny.

"Why so serious, Chuck? 

Let's put a smile on that face."

 

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 13:28 | 2624893 Jumbotron
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Better yet.....imagine Jack Nicholson playing Heath Ledger playing the Joker !

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:35 | 2624424 kito
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That fiscal cliff you speak of is not up ahead....it's behind you...... dont look down now, but you are about to falllllllllllllll..........

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:41 | 2624455 Ignatius J Reilly
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....like Wile E. Coyote.

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