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Closing Dexia Long CDS With $3.6MM Profit On Imminent Nationalization Concerns

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Fri, 09/30/2011 - 09:44 | 1725560 Top_Kill
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That will buy a lot of AG a firesale prices!

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 10:30 | 1725705 Don Birnam
Fri, 09/30/2011 - 10:34 | 1725717 WoodMizer
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I came on Aline for five years.

That German bitch was the best fuck I ever had.

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 11:14 | 1725749 BrocilyBeef
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Just buy silver buff rounds.

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 09:43 | 1725561 Seize Mars
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bang tidy

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 09:44 | 1725565 Captain Willard
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Tyler: Precisely whom will nationalize this Bank? Belgium?

Just what is Belgium these days? (aside from great beer and very nice people)

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 09:55 | 1725594 GeneMarchbanks
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Aside from being the worlds most peaceful anarchy they are soon to be the lucky inheritor of an extremely over-leverged slush fund. Questions?

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 10:16 | 1725653 sultan_selim
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It's Franco-Belgian. So France will. 

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 10:33 | 1725711 Don Diego
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Luxembourg put, I believe, 500 million in Dexia in 2008, time to double up on the loss!

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 10:50 | 1725774 Overflow-admin
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Should say which GOVERNMENT will nationalize this Bank??? Belgium doesn't have any since... more than a year!

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 09:47 | 1725574 snowball777
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I see a giant roulette wheel...but instead of numbers, there are symbols on each of the divets...one for MS, one for Dexia, one for SocGen...the wheel is spinning...who will it be...who will it be?


Fri, 09/30/2011 - 09:49 | 1725578 ISEEIT
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Fri, 09/30/2011 - 09:49 | 1725579 PontifexMaximus
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They will create a "new" sep. bank, protecting only saving accounts. Do not ask me what will happen to the rest! Don't forget, Belgium can't saddle it, they are broke. Sarko? I didn't check his wallets. Monday we know more.

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 09:49 | 1725582 swissaustrian
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Get out of CDSs anyway. I did that a few days ago, too. I don´t trust my counter parties.

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 09:51 | 1725589 pooplagrande
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Well done sir! I only wish that us wee little folk could trade with such coinage...guess we have to just stick with partitioning our rations towards our tidy armageddon kit!

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 09:53 | 1725596 oogs66
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these products should have been on exchanges 2 years ago....banks fought it, and now banks pay the price as their shares get hammered for all their counterparty exposure

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 09:53 | 1725591 walküre
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I don't understand this market today.

Was supposed to be the bear trap and Germany fix and then this? /sarc

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 09:52 | 1725592 youngman
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"Monday we know more."........no we won´t ...and that is the problem.....

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 09:54 | 1725599 Gordon Marock
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Please sir, may I have some more CDSs?

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 09:54 | 1725600 Peter K
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You go girl:)

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 09:56 | 1725603 koeleköpke
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dikke Imbev Dehaene will solve this problem on his way...


Fri, 09/30/2011 - 09:57 | 1725604 WoodMizer
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Now I know why this song is so Goddamn long.


Somebody pull the plug already.

Life support costs a fortune.

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 09:59 | 1725609 disabledvet
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"Bear Stearnsing" still sounds better than "Lehmanizing." I'm still trying to figure out what an "systemized deconstruction" of these large financial entities (i'm not including "the country of Greece" in this btw) looks like in Europe ala a European Dodd/Frank. Actually I can see a "takeover" of Greece more easily than i can of say "the entity known as Dexia."

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 10:09 | 1725625 dcb
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you do all these trades, and they look good, but my question is where can the retail investor get stuff. sounds nice, but...

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 10:19 | 1725663 Growyourownfood
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I have a few questions about this and would very much appreciate an answer from someone knowledgeable on this:

What is required to be able to trade CDS? Does one need an acocunt at Goldman or some place like that, or can the retail investor also get access?

Is it possible to buy CDS on margin, and if so, what are the margin rules for CDS? In this trade, the CDS tripled, and the profit was $3.6M, so does that mean that $1.8M was invested on day 1?

If Dexia is nationalized, would the equity drop substantially, so is the equity potentially a good short?

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 10:34 | 1725721 Don Diego
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if you need to ask....don't do it

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 11:01 | 1725813 Captain Willard
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You need as ISDA agreement with a broker.

I have one with Morgan Stanley. Will they pay me if I'm right about anything? I doubt it. So I haven't used it. Look at their CDS!!

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 11:02 | 1725818 JW n FL
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The largest growth segment since 2007..

shorting shit..

destroying shit..

vulture oppurtuntites..


All the talent is breaking the World.. no one is putting it back together, the fact is even if someone wanted to put things back together they would get blown out (away) by some Government Program.

The World can Not! Right itself thru normal supply and demand becuase everything has been FUCKED UP BY GOVERNMENT INTERVENTION(s).


SO anyone who is not shorting something.. and using the money to buy Silver / Gold.. well thats just too, fucking bad! for YOU!

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 12:30 | 1726215 hungarianboy
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Nice done, just didn't knew you actually took position in it according to that Article.

Keep up the good work

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 12:31 | 1726217 Lmo Mutton
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Beats the coinage I am making selling newspapers.

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 14:20 | 1726757 SAME AS IT EVER WAS

That was a very nice trade, very nice indeed! I must conclude their is not a ppt or skybot 3000 hft's in the cds market.

Sun, 10/02/2011 - 15:35 | 1731205 LookingWithAmazement
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Dexia being saved. No Armageddon. Boring world we live in.

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