CME Executive Chairman Terry Duffy Throws Jon Corzine Under The Bus, Implies The "Honorable" Governor Lied Under Oath

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Tue, 12/13/2011 - 17:37 | 1975914 Schmuck Raker
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Is the bus ok?

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 17:46 | 1975977 Misean
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It's got Corzine on it! Who's gonna clean that filth off? Best just nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 17:54 | 1976035 Barbarous Relic
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BUSTED!!!

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 17:55 | 1976043 Buckaroo Banzai
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I love it when gangsters turn on each other.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 17:59 | 1976061 Misean
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I'm going long cement shoes.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 18:14 | 1976148 redpill
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Anyone know when the next hearing is?  You know they are going to want to ask Corzine about that little inconvenient factoid.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 18:21 | 1976177 Rhone_Ranger
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The parede repeats when Corzine goes before the banking comittee on Thursday... Stay tuned!

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 18:26 | 1976200 SHEEPFUKKER
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Deny, deny, deny, then make sure you throw the other guy under the bus first before it leaves the station. Well played Duffy whore. 

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 18:42 | 1976300 FEDbuster
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If the lie is big enough and told often enough, they might believe it. 

If Corzine had an oz of honor, he would pull a "Budd Dwyer" at a press conference before Thursday's hearing.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 18:55 | 1976359 gmrpeabody
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Let me get this straight..., an auditor was told by somebody that JC knew about it?

That ain't gonna hold any water.

"You see sir..., well.., maybe I just ASSUMED that he would know, he never actually said anything to me"

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 18:58 | 1976368 MsCreant
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Here say. WOW, good catch.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 19:25 | 1976449 redpill
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Here say and banker heresy to snark on the boss.  Whoever the unfortunate flappy lips belong to, they'll never work for another criminal banking syndicate again!

 

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 20:17 | 1976627 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Corzine doesn't have anything to worry about:

"CME Executive Chairman Terrence Duffy said his company has provided this information to the Justice Department and the Commodity Futures Trading Commission."

 

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 21:56 | 1976950 gmrpeabody
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Too funny...

This has all been explained to Eric Holder..., and he didn't seem too upset about it!

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 22:05 | 1976984 FMR Bankster
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He explained to Corzine that all you have to do is recant your prior testimony. (or letter)

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 19:26 | 1976453 11b40
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As opposed to there say?
Sorry, could not resist. Giddy & not sure if it's the wine or seeing the latest RP Iowa poll results.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 20:35 | 1976684 Mactheknife
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The number one rule at Goldman is "Always know where the money is!" They live by that rule at GS. Anyone who believes that these assholes don't know exactly what happened to 1.2 billion is an idiot.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 21:23 | 1976836 mr. mirbach
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methinks perhaps you meant "hearsay," which is a legal term one would often hear spoken on any number of network made for television programs.

Wed, 12/14/2011 - 01:23 | 1977618 MsCreant
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Thanks for the correction. I knew I was doing it wrong, I should have looked it up beyond "spell check!"

I hope the concept is valid and applies. After all if someone says they heard someone else say it, that does sound like a problem...

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 20:52 | 1976745 calltoaccount
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exactly!

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 20:59 | 1976764 Kayman
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"somebody" will be found to have committed suicide with 2 bullets to the back of the head.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 21:58 | 1976952 gmrpeabody
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Too funny...

too true.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 18:44 | 1976304 flacon
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Looks like CSPAN is putting up reruns of today's hearings. The Duffy one should be up soon.... 

 

http://www.c-span.org/Events/Senate-Looks-into-MF-Global-Bankruptcy/10737426222/

 

But my question goes to the real heart of the matter. How come Corzine didn't take a bath or cut his hair since his last testimony? I'll congratulate him on trimming his beard and laying off the alcohol before coming on stage this time.... but what is up with his personal hygine? No wonder no woman wants to sleep with him, he'll give her the crab louse! 

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 18:52 | 1976348 Lost Wages
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I think Corzine may be wearing a cheap suit as well. I guess he's the Ebenezer Scrooge type, a miserly rich guy, rather than the conspicuous consumption Trump-style millionaire.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 18:56 | 1976361 MsCreant
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Trump hair ain't so millionaire... just sayin'.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 21:56 | 1976951 Thorny Xi
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Made me laugh!  Ever heard the Trump /Hadeed "Ruthie's deck" story?  I'm guessing you're in Aspen  :)

Wed, 12/14/2011 - 01:20 | 1977608 MsCreant
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Have not heard the story, not in Aspen. I am in the mid-south. Mind you, I do not blend well here, but it is my fate. 

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 20:07 | 1976575 The Fonz...befo...
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he is growing his hair out and trying to grow a beard in case he needs to flee quickly in the dead of night...everything this scum does is pre meditated

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 21:33 | 1976854 disabledvet
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wake me up when the Banking Committee calls Jamie Dimon. According to the New York Times "he actually has the loot."

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 18:26 | 1976197 Rhone_Ranger
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I bekieve we just found the script to "Oceans 14?"

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 23:27 | 1977209 Big Slick
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"You think this is funny? Because it sure as sh1t ain't sad."

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 18:25 | 1976189 Sudden Debt
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Do you know what a organ donor is? They give organs to other people who destroyed their organ and thanks to that the receiver lives and the other one feeds the worms.

MF is about the same. They gave their internals to somebody who destroyed theirs and the receiver also took some spare parts just in case and now MF feeds the worms and JPM lLIVES!!!

Heroes they are....

Okay... Te organs didn't belong to MF... Sure... But still they saved.... People in need....

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 18:29 | 1976219 MsCreant
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JPM = Zombie.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 18:34 | 1976254 Hard1
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Correction:  JPM=living being with lot's of donated "organs"

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 19:11 | 1976416 gmrpeabody
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Ya..., I got your organ, alright. Right here!

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 18:31 | 1976231 SHEEPFUKKER
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Duffy just comingled Jon Jon's anus. 

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 19:39 | 1976493 blindman
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soon to be re-hypethefornicated.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 19:23 | 1976445 Piranhanoia
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Corzini?

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 18:32 | 1976236 whatsinaname
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sounds like my dart board..

bullseye!!

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 19:57 | 1976548 MissCellany
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So...maybe this news is why the CME yesterday refused to chip in to make MF Global account holders whole again?

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 20:46 | 1976722 Mactheknife
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Ding..ding...ding....we have a winner!

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 21:38 | 1976874 disabledvet
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I agree as well. And the 200 million in the London Offices of JP Morgan is being kept there as evidence.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 17:46 | 1975978 Manthong
Tue, 12/13/2011 - 18:08 | 1976103 LeonardoFibonacci
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Johnny Corzine should not be referred to by the committee as "Senator Corzine or Governor Corzine".  The committee should call him PRISONER 000666 CORZINE & this fucker should wear the orange prison jumpsuit with handcuffs and ankle shackles cause he is a flight risk!!!!

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 18:16 | 1976157 Long-John-Silver
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PRISONER 000666 CORZINE should be

PRISONER 666999 CORZINE

Fixed it for you.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 18:23 | 1976183 Rhone_Ranger
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He and gensler can get numbers in sequential order.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 18:39 | 1976281 flacon
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How about just SATAN CORZINE!

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 19:08 | 1976354 Zero Govt
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Crozine is a top Democrat, ex New Jersey Govenor, senior Presidential advisor and economic wise-man to the White House and of course a 'Man of the People' as all socialists in history have been

it'll be a 'shock' to Jo Biden and Barack their go-to economist is so senile and forgetful and cannot account for the damage (like all socialists in history)

...can they find a relacement self-serving Marxist financial crook (like all socialists in history) in time to turn the economy, and their election chances, around?

Bernie Madoff is the obvious most qualified candidate but he's tied up.. but Obama has always had George 'sugar daddy' Soros providing economic advise, maybe the results of his socialist financial genius will come through soon

the only obvious connect between all these 'characters' is their unerring skill at pissing away huge amounts of other peoples money (like every socialist in history)

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 21:40 | 1976884 disabledvet
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well indeed...this crime includes a regulator. VERY SERIOUS. Still taken surprisingly lightly i must say. Is there 30 billion missing in Europe that we don't know about? Know how they "love to lever."

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