• Tim Knight from...
    04/28/2016 - 00:27
    I was expecting a few boring candidate statements of the U.S. Senate - AKA the World's Most Exclusive Club - but, boy, was I wrong. Just take a look at some of these gems.
  • Tim Knight from...
    04/28/2016 - 00:27
    I was expecting a few boring candidate statements of the U.S. Senate - AKA the World's Most Exclusive Club - but, boy, was I wrong. Just take a look at some of these gems.

USSAAA - S&P Reconsiders Downgrade After White House Challenge

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Fri, 08/05/2011 - 19:06 | 1528446 faustian bargain
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Fiat ratings.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 19:09 | 1528451 Long-John-Silver
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Even the bubbles will have bubbles.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 19:49 | 1528560 Dr. Porkchop
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Bubbles within bubbles.. trippy.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 19:56 | 1528576 Yen Cross
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  Great comments `~   (:

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 20:09 | 1528608 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Psychodelic

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 20:03 | 1528591 dlmaniac
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In short S&P agrees to mark to mirage when rating Uncle Sam's credit-worthiness.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 20:28 | 1528652 10044
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bubble party

Sat, 08/06/2011 - 04:00 | 1529871 Mentaliusanything
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Fabric softner = H.R. 1489.

Use it Bitches or dinosurus R US

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 20:19 | 1528627 wisfool
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Tatooine is such a peaceful place!

Sat, 08/06/2011 - 10:12 | 1530223 hamurobby
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Its 149 light years away, but I hear the slave trade is booming there.

What if the democracy we thought we were serving no longer exists, and the Republic has become the very evil we've been fighting to destroy?

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 19:07 | 1528447 Long-John-Silver
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Unlimited Credit and spending Bitchez!

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 19:11 | 1528457 Duuude
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I got a better one

 

Warren Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway Inc., which is seen as a proxy for the U.S. economy because of the broad reach of its companies, said second-quarter profit rose 74% to $3.42 billion on improved results in its derivatives portfolio.

 

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 20:19 | 1528628 buzzsaw99
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the one time squid thing came from the taxpayers and the derivatives gains just went down the shitter with the s&p. try to think beyond the headlines.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 19:11 | 1528454 Mr Kurtz
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Whadda ya think. A two pronged threat from IRS and Justice? Keep it AAA or else!

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 19:18 | 1528482 Rodent Freikorps
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Don't forget to mention this is the most corrupt "Justice" department in the history of the nation.

The MFM won't cover Fast and Furious, but it is getting uglier by the day.

It is almost as if the federal government wanted to make the drug cartels as strong as possible. Why would they want to do that?

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 19:52 | 1528568 Dr. Porkchop
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They just busted a worldwide ring of kiddie diddlers.

As for the perverts diddling the economy, well they can't seem to find any evidence on them.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 20:01 | 1528587 Sir Real
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/Tin Hat Time/

Could it be that we are in an undeclared war with Mexico?  Mexico is considering using silver as currency per Hugo Salinas (sp?), which is contrary to US$ reserve status.  Also, Mexican farmers are not happy with GM corn and buying seed from Monsanto.  There are probably other issues which are not inline with current US policy.

 

 

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 20:25 | 1528643 Buckaroo Banzai
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Um...yeah. Problem with that logic is that "fast & furious" guns were used to kill a US Border Patrol Agent.

The REAL agenda behind "fast & furious" is back-door gun control.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 21:11 | 1528912 Rodent Freikorps
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Not to mention the dead Mexicans, including the brother of their Attorney General.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 20:28 | 1528654 Galen Slade
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Bingo - I have an answer for that one.  (Besides being a false flag operation for tearing up the second amendment and grabbing guns,)  The intention was to have the Zetas drug cartel overthrow the Mexican government.  This has several interesting consequences.

  • It results in tens of millions of illegals flooding into the United States, fleeing, or being driven by the Zetas.
  • Since there wouldn't be a legitimate government in Mexico, illegals couldn't be deported back.
  • The UN could then step in, declare them all as political refugees and demand that the US grant them amnesty (and all the goodies that illegals get here, welfare, food stamps, free medical care.)
  • Of course UN troops would need to be granted the right to enter US soil and set up bases to help police and deal with the refugee problem.
  • They would be registered to vote.  Democratic of course.  And would be located in sufficient numbers to heavily skew red states, like Texas and Utah, over to being blue states.
  • This blanket amnesty would result in lots of new US Citizens and Democratic voters - the 15 or so million illegals already in the country and the 20-25 or so million new political refugees.  Of COURSE there would be amnesty, this is a crisis and these are political refugees - how could we NOT grant them amnesty and we can't let them starve.....

Got the picture as to why the Feds were arming the Zetas yet ?

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 21:10 | 1528878 Rodent Freikorps
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That has merit.

OTOH we could send troops south to liberate the mestizos... and their oil.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 22:38 | 1529223 legal eagle
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That has to be one of the dumbest conspiracy theory I have ever read. Thanks for the chuckle Chico

Sat, 08/06/2011 - 01:03 | 1529679 legal eagle
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Has to be dumbest conspiracy theory I have ever heard. Thanks for the chuckle Chico

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 19:40 | 1528535 Buck Johnson
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Yep, that was the threat.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 20:15 | 1528623 DeadFred
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The 'guests' from Homeland Security who just moved into the homes of S&P's top officials are a big motivator as well. It's good manners to make your guests happy.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 19:11 | 1528455 grunk
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New debt-rating agencies: Craigslist and EBay. 

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 19:43 | 1528536 nonclaim
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LOL... Next S&P rating?

"A+++++ will do business again!!!"

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 19:56 | 1528578 Dr. Porkchop
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AAA will be changed to "DoublePlusGood".

Chocolate rations to be increased for all who believe.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 20:42 | 1528731 msamour
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Interesting 1984 reference.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 22:03 | 1529139 Rhodin
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New debt-rating agencies: Craigslist and EBay.

And here i thought EBay was helping develop a new multi thread bidding system for congressional votes ;-)

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 19:11 | 1528456 inkarri9
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White House challenges analysis?  What did Obama say?  That it'll hurt his re-election chances(if that is possible)?  Or that it'll "cramp his style"  

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 19:11 | 1528459 Racer
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S&P your words are yet again proven to be not worthy of oxygen that is used

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 19:14 | 1528463 Piranhanoia
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Queen Elizabeth 14 here,  we are overdue to Southampton with a load of parchment for BOE. We have no passengers, the ship has been converted to freight as to haul greenbacks. Pirates from the EU are approaching,  please advise?

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 19:18 | 1528466 caerus
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boom?

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 19:47 | 1528554 Long-John-Silver
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KA-POW!

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 19:15 | 1528467 Nihilarian
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USSA rating intact.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 19:43 | 1528543 scatterbrains
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I like to think of them as a wing of the cia.. it all makes sense that way.

 

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 19:14 | 1528468 Tracerfan
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S&P lost any credibility it had many years ago, as did the other rating agency whores.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 19:19 | 1528476 louisianagold
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Street thuggery - the new Amerikan way.

And the wildebeast dances barefoot on the White House lawn.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 19:19 | 1528477 digalert
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Aha,

the old 'numbers no good trick'

WH: your numbers are no good

S&P: we know that

WH: well you can't downgrade us with bad numbers

S&P: where do we get these "good" numbers?

WH: we don't know where good numbers come from.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 19:19 | 1528485 caerus
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lol

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 19:38 | 1528516 sasebo
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to WH - just pull some numbers out of your ass - Don't make a shit - this m-fucker is going down anyway & taking you obnoxious, pompous assholes with it. You've made sure of that.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 20:19 | 1528631 DeadFred
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Look for them amongst the unicorns where you found today's NFP numbers.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 19:20 | 1528478 flaunt
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Epic Friday night fun!

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 19:21 | 1528479 Misean
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I for one saved several million dollars on dinner alone, today. Instead of buying a Bughati Veyron to go pick up pizza and beer, I had it delivered.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 19:56 | 1528579 faustian bargain
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Oh yeah? Well I just saved the entire world by deciding not to destroy it with my mind. In lieu of thanks, just send money to my Paypal account.

Sat, 08/06/2011 - 00:32 | 1529619 StychoKiller
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Hmm, truly sounds like a "Faustian bargain" to me! :>D

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 19:23 | 1528488 dontshoot
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I have no words.    .......................................................................

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 19:26 | 1528493 gwar5
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