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Exactly. For those that don't see it. Wake up! That's not bird doo falling, that's the sprinkles of a pending SHITSTORM.
That's what I read.
can't be anything else!
Perpetual motion +1
Oh yes, saving leveraged paper with even more leveraged paper and then taxing the trades on such paper. Is there an ETF that allows us to bet on the half-life of this solution?
It's the "EFSF ESM Insufficient Funds We R Fd 3X Beta ETF".
...and IT'S GONE!
...and IT'S GONE!
Try Gartmans new ETF's:
Risk On - ONN
Risk Off - OFF
It is not really Bernanke's fault. It is in large part the faux Ivy League liberall arts financial education. We the people have bowed down to it and pronounced it great.
The problem is that 1, the people in these jobs need more time in the real workaday world.
And 2. We must stop rewarding white color crime. We all think we can get a cut. Fact is, we aren't. Instead we are going to pay.
If I could have the buying power of my early IRAs and savings back, I wouldn' care about my SC medical or other payments.
I think you're using the term "liberal arts" a bit loosely.
The potential for outrageous profiteering off insider information boggles the mind.
Who is making money here....probably dark pools. Nuts if you can shake the global financial markets with the rumor of a supposed rumor's rumor. Even shrooming pennies in the seconds before an announcement breaks.
Fingerprints must be all over.
you don't get the emails? sorry for you...
Bullish for WWIII.
there are never quick fixes to structural problems. EZ bonds have been mispriced for the last 15 years.
Merkozy wants to make us forgot this glaring fact with quick fixes. Someone should send Rompuy a christmas card with the parable about the boy & the dyk.e
There you go again!....always with the reason, the logic and common sence!!
Agreed, how dare he makes sense like that.
Take the +1 and like it!
C.D. - Where are you? You should be all over this self-titled post...
That was my thought also, "Cog Dis Reigns..."? Great, finally some leadership we can count on!
I got a little falsely excited thinking this would be a new C.D. post.
Actually for a second there I was wondering who ripped off one of my unpublished pieces.
Time to change my password to something more complicated than "GoldSilverFoodGuns&Ammo". Next time it will be "CheckAllSightLinesInAdvance". :>)
Sorry. Slept late and ignored the world until it's screaming could be put off no longer. But it looks like Tyler covered all the talking points anyway.
Now can I go back to bed? It's a cold rainy late Fall day here. :)
Today is the last chance for the bears.
More than likely, the Eurozone problems will be fixed by Friday
And stocks will start moving tomorrow frontrunning the news
robo! you little overoptimistic sneaky bastard. don't spoil the surprise...
So Greece and the others aren't going to default after all? Whew, I was worried there for a second. Thanks, Robo. Its good to know its all over. Friday fixes everything. I'm going to write that down, by the way. With your name on it.
Hahaha! Funny stuff.
And all of the problems here in the United States of Amerikkka were "fixed" with TARP. And with the QE family. And with TALF. And so on.
I guess you're on your way over there to help man the printing presses. Be sure to French-kiss your mom good-bye.
Not that you don't already do that everytime you go out for another supply of Cheez Doodles.
Couldn't agree more.
Everything and everyone will be backstopped. It will be awesome. Gravity has been suspended.
Time for Money Mangers to make their benchmarks and their bonuses.
Don't be sore buy some more! Don't just double down use a bunch of leverage and triple down. Afterall failure has been made illegal!
We're approaching the singularity. On the other side, pure positive thought will manifest itself as reality. Negative thought will be washed away and destroyed. We will all merge as one collective consciousness, eternally contemplating the latest generation holy iPad.
Singularity was what I thought when I saw your perpetual motion +1 post, above.
Change will happen so fast, even the HFTbots will be unable to keep up.
Should be a real hoot.
Multiple singularities of positive negativity!
AKA, massive debt = massive bonuses!
timmah is traversing the EU
er, make that greasing the EU
historically-speaking, of course
I'm so fucking tempted to buy some LNKD and CRM puts today, not sure I can stop myself. What to do?
Invest in your favorite spirits and get drunk instead. Far more productive, as well as less stressful.
FWIW I closed out my LNKD short. Still have a strategy but not just yet.
I almost pulled the trigger on LNKD last Thursday. Glad I waited, but it is awfully tempting right now.
MomoFaded youll never get back to DOW 12,700 where you went all in long....you are fucked.
12.7K? You're being too nice. The dude was long at 14k..
The only thing fixed is this stock market.
You're the poker player everyone wants to play with - you're always willing to go all in with the worst hands.
I have spoken to my Yoda doll, and I can tell you this problem will be fixed by Friday!
My Magic 8 Ball confirms that:"It is certain".
This doesn't read like a CD post. I smell an imposter.
Tyler is the original CD as far as I'm concerned. He certainly creates Cognitive Dissonance on a daily basis.
Cognitive Dissonance Reigns
Cognitive Dissonance Reigns
Congratulations, CD! You deserve it.
Does the position come with an obscene salary and benefits? And am I paid in fiat or Precious Metals?
Hand shakes and "job well done" is all the powers that be are offering after stealing anything not nailed down.
Two big stick saves already today as the half life for saving leveraged paper with even more leveraged paper gets exponentially shorter. Well it's been fun profiting from all this market volitility, time to get some more physical and small denominations of cash.
I'm buying the dips like a madman. So far I'm stocked up on bean, cheddar, clam, onion, fry sauce and guacamole.
Sell the news either way ...
Everybody DEAD!!! DJIA up to 16000
Everyone rich!! DJIA up to 16000
CFTC fines Merrill 350K for cotton futures violations. I feel better now. [They must need new copiers or something]
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