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While total and utter chaos reigns supreme in Greece where the PM replacement deal has just fallen apart, and Italy is, well, Italy, we share memories from a more pleasant time...
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In an attempt to raise money for the EFSF, Heads of states get together for a musical number and belt out a rousing rendition "Its the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine...."
Everyone smile. One, two, three.... Gaddafi!
We're on a road to nowhere...come on inside...takin' that road to nowhere...we'll take that ride.
during trying times nothing eases tension and builds cohesiveness better than pulling off the age old prank of leaving a turd in the picnic basket of an unsuspecting crown prince.
good times, good times...
Come on, Dmitry, be the third Fonz.
Thumbs up if you know were all fucked!
" HeHeHeHeHe We Are All Filthy RICH...
Who Gives A Fuck About The Masses ... "
Photographer:
"OK, everybody who just pulled their thumb out of their ass, raise your hand and smile!"
"Thumbs Up if your currency is in the toilet!!"
from top-left going clockwise:
1) Look at those schmucks!
2) I'm not getting close enough for Obama to do that to me!
3) I got him! I got him!
4) Obama gave me a wedgie! That fuckin' joker!
5) HAHA I thought Obama was going to get me too!
6) Berlusconi is wearing his damn speedo again.
7) That joke is getting old. He did the same shit to me last week.
8) Ooooh?!?! Wha happen?
9) Those gay mutherfuckers...
"Hey, my thumb smells like shit!"
"Mine too!"
"Big deal all our thumbs smell like shit."
"You sat on yours too?"
The incompetocracy stooges of catastrophe.
"we are the world.
we are the children.
we are the ones to make a brighter day
so let's start giving.
There's a choice we're making
We're saving our own lives..."
-the end
Those were the days my friend
We thought they'd never end
We'd sing and dance forever and a day
We lived the life we choose
We thought we'd never lose
Those were the days
Oh yes those were the days.
We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!
Charter members of the Fonzi Ponzi Club
"Look, I found my thumb! It was in my ass!"
See Below.
could be. I had the impression they just removed them from the guys in the front row.
Reinhart, Rogoff? Never heard of them
Meanwhile, on the top deck of the Titanic the band played on.
For this picture, we'd like everyone who is not getting reelected to smile.
Mr Brown, that means you as well.
In response to today in markets, please turn to your pleasant music station. Hear the peace and calm, ease your worry, the central bank will take care of you.
Don't worry the stock market down, you lose money in bonds, we well make it all right. We will fix for you, no need to hedge or worry about loss in investments. Put your faith in central banks and government, you don't need free market.
I turned on my pleasant music station and it told me there was a national emergency!
Apparently, the "national emergency" signal test failed as well.
"Let them eat cake"
Can you imagine Churchill, Roosevelt, Eisenhower, George Washington or any real leader posing like that?
Yes on 1 & 2, no on 3 & 4.
Now I think I'm going down to the well tonight
and I'm going to drink till I get my fill
And I hope when I get old I don't sit around thinking about it
but I probably will
Yeah, just sitting back trying to recapture
a little of the glory of, well time slips away
and leaves you with nothing mister but
boring stories of...
...glory days.
Yes, those faces will soon be on the "wanted dead or alive" poker playing cards, just like the Saddam poker cards.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Most-wanted_Iraqi_playing_cards
That Chink just farted, but it's a-ok!
Or on million dollar bills.
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The look on ole' Berlusconi's face says it all (speaking for the group):
SMELL MY THUMB (dirty whore biyatchez)...
"Someone please tell me that's only Silvio's thumb I'm feeling."
Posing for this year Rothschilds Christmas Card, are the usual suspects, Mirth erupted when the photographer enjoined them to smile with the quip "Smile if you got Gold and a concrete bunker." Copyright AP all rights reserved forever we fucking own you.
its ok with zero core cpi we can do anything
Priceless !! That..
Pride, Folly and Arrogance...
Thumbs up in southern Italy is the same as the middle finger here.
What a bunch of assholes....
who farted...
bunga bunga baby!
Silvio provides the entertainment:)
Where is Gaddafi?
Dicks...dicks everywhere.
Too many.
and too many sores.
Medvedev looks happy, he probably did not know at that time that he is only 1 term president
Where's Sarko? Is he on his knees in front of Berlusconi? Judging by the turned heads and laughter on both left and right he is indeed!
Proctologist Convention
And the winner of the Simon Cowell look-a-like contest is...............
Guy on the other side of the camera, right before taking the pic, says...
"SO, gentlemen, how did you like that skunk we just had?"
"See? We really don't have our thumbs up our butts."
LOL, question is ... "Whose brown is that on whose thumb?"
That's me ... just here to provide quality visuals for lunch time :~)
3pm rumor time to turn the market green! Maybe they'll announce that Obama's Christmas tree tax will be enough to cover all of the EU's soverign debt problem?
It could work; I like it! We just need to leverage the money...
No problem, unlimited buying power for everyone into the close ... buy ... NOW, no NOW, no wait ... NOW, hold on, NOW, wait, sorry, no ... NOW!
Mass Murder, Giant theft. It makes you happy.
Obama and Medvedev each have one hand on Berlusconi's butt cheeks.
And these clown behind us think we are going to bail them out?!
"The only way to solve this is to hang all of us. I hope the slaves don't figure it out"
Eh gumba la bomba - la bamba - obamba la bamba - bunga bunga - we ahrr still fhrriendz rhright..
looks like Herman Cain has his hand up that dude's skirt
Arab: Even with this Pizza Hut tablecloth on my head I'm embarrassed to be photographed with these ass-clowns....
or
from The August 2012 Economist:
Happier times when heads were still attached to shoulders.
Thums up their asses, Thumbs up their asses
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shDFGSd1E_Q
New World Order?, bitchez
Miss-Allocation of the Universe Contestants 2011
Thumbs up!
No doubt the best post this week.
http://neweconomicperspectives.blogspot.com/2011/11/to-those-who-got-it-...
Socialism. Winning.
It's Miller Time!
We are going to rape and savage the world of all it's wealth, And our boy Obummer is going to be our pointman.
If you are going to be replaced as your country's leader in an embarasing fashion, put your thumbs up!
What if you add our credit scores together?
What if we all get each other to co-sign?
Could we get a lower rate?
"I should not have taken that last fucking shot of patron."
The O bomb just hocked a loogie onto ol' Abu Babu Shabu's scarf.
HAHA! Why is this so funny?! This shouldn't be funny. Really though, I like the hipster in the front-left.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sit on it tax payers!
http://www.auburn.edu/academic/education/reading_genie/voyages/fonzie.jpg
Fonzi was the first thing I thought of.
Which is appropriate, as Fonzi was loved by millions, while stealing music from the jukebox the whole time.
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What are all you sheeple looking so forlorn about? Who cares if its all collapsing around you - we're set for life! Now where is that champagne?
Somewhere in a parallel universe... no worries, everything going fine.
"Tradition!"
"Asian hookers and blow...damn it's good to be a high ranking official."
The cast of:
Les Miserables?
Wicked?
French fries and pizza please! *
*re-edited
Ooops, sorry, I confused you with out waiter.
"Let's have gay sexy time" as Borat joins the group
(... we are soooo fucked...)
(... we are soooo fucked...)
(... we are soooo fucked...)
(... we are soooo fucked...)
(... we are soooo fucked...)
(... we are soooo fucked...)
(... we are soooo fucked...)
(... we are soooo fucked...)
(... we are soooo fucked...)
Black Sabbath
Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses
Evil minds that plot destruction
Sorcerer of death's construction
In the fields the bodies burning
As the war machine keeps turning
Death and hatred to mankind
Poisoning their brainwashed minds, oh lord yeah!
Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to the poor
Yeah!
Time will tell on their power minds
Making war just for fun
Treating people just like pawns in chess
Wait 'til their judgement day comes
Yeah!
(Bridge)
Now in darkness, world stops turning
Ashes where the bodies burning
No more war pigs have the power
Hand of God has struck the hour
Day of judgement, God is calling
On their knees, the war pigs crawling
Begging mercies for their sins
Satan laughing, spreads his wings
OH LORD YEAH!
song title "War Pigs"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEABsKGOCCI
or perhaps...
"This is the end... my only friend the end....
Can you picture what will be?
So limitless and free?
Ooops, sorry, I confused you with our waiter.
Last one to Dave and Buster's is a rotten egg!
No, really, we GOT this.
"We came, we saw, we plowed it under!"
+1
"Welcome to Cramerica!"
Free trip to Cannes, and all I had to do was promise not to throw any bankers in jail!
Placemats and plates coming for the rest of our heads!
"i'm not really a central planner, but i did stay at a ritz-carlton last night"
These red lapel pins get us free admission to Rick's!
Silvio to Medvedev- I"I told you Merkel would make Sarko fuck her"
Big smile for the Boss, Bernanke's taking our picture!
Gordon Brown (thought cloud) "My country is bankrupt, I bankrupted it and they hate me. My Party hates me. I hate me. I'm pumped full of anti-depressants to stop hating myself as much as I should. And look all these bunch of cunts are laughing and having fun and being friends. But not me. Never me"
Something like this song: We Fuck The World
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPdnBtqcNzM
...and the highlight of the conference was when Burlusconi had nitrous pumped into the room, one giant whippet!
"you know my frenzz, I usually save dis stuff for de girlz, but what de heck, I am eventually gonna fuck you all too"
"I'm going to Disneyland!"
BURN MOTHER FUCKER, BURN MOTHER FUCKER LET THE MOTHER FUCKER BURN
'Twas the best of times long before young Barry and Silvio knew what was in store for them. It appears someone in the foreground is showing a face of despise.
I swallowed Rothschilds cum,And I'm going back for more....!!!!
Why is Herman Cain in that picture?
The G20 may be a clueless bunch, but they sure like Wendy's revamped hamburger recipe.
"Hey, Sarko, Sarkosy! put down the camera and join Obama and me in Chinese finger cuffs with Merkel, Silvio's almost done with her mouth".
Where is Obama's other thumb...Silvio certainly has a big smile...
Douche9
Berlisconi "Girls are lined up boys, smile for the cameras and we can go have some fun"
Saudi (thought cloud) "If Oil stays above $70 a barrel until the next G20, I'm buying these a-holes countries with their own money"
What has happened to our planet. So sad.
"The Leaders of the World" Let that sink in for a second, then join me at the bar...
Fuck'em all, we're okay, right?
Time to BUNGA BUNGA!!!
Smile if your going to sink your economy. 1.....2......3....FIAT!!!!
Obama: "Look at us. We voted in the Iraqi Election!"
Voice from the back: "How many birth certificates does that guy have?"
And the winner of the Miss Congeniality Socialist is......
"For he's a jolly good fella, for he's a jolly good fella..."
Which way the white woman?????
"All my life I've only been able to think about one thing; White Women! And now, at last, I'm going to have one!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46AkQeq32_s
YES YES UP THE TAXPAYERS ARSE!!
So that's where my tablecloth for the picnic went...
Guess the dumbest person in the room (Hint: it is not Hu you think)
Like an Alpha Sigma Sigma Fraternity. Which ass is running the keg?
C'mon guys, you're kidding me!
Did China... did they REALLY buy -more- of our bonds??
No sh€$?!
OK all politicians that have gotten rich by telling your people lies about the ECM smile !!!
Smell my thumb.
Obama speaking: "You think they're happy now? Wait until they see my Christmas tree tax."
Here is the nifty picture i did for it: http://pic.twitter.com/Ug0VJlE9
Could this be another Dukakis moment? http://www.opednews.com/articles/opedne_rob_kall_080414_hillary_s_doing_the_.htm
Or how about:
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',
and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.
"You fucked up... you trusted us!"
** In Unity ** We are the worrrrrlllldddd. We are the leaderrrrrrs. We are the ones who take your life savings so keep on givvvvinggggg.
** Berlesconi Solo ** There's a choice we're a making. We're saving our careers. It's true we'll make a better day, just not for you.
(all looking at Merkel)
"I'd Hit It!!!"
The .000000001%
MOVE ALONG, NOTHING TO SEE HERE
(with pic of Frank Drebin in front of burning structure)
+1 for the Frank Drebin reference...R.I.P. Leslie, we miss you.
karaoke night at the G- 20
everybody's singing "keep on rockin' in a ponzi world!"
(hey, it's the one song they all knew the lyrics too)
(the guy front right w/ blue tie to the asian)
"I say ol' chap, did you just soil your trousers?"
"Well she was just 17, you know what I mean!!!"
One third dead or deposed, one third to go.
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The ten horns are ten kings who will come from this kingdom. After them another king will arise, different from the earlier ones; he will subdue three kings.
The world is gonna crash in 6 months and all our Gold is gonna go through the roof ..yippeee.
Oops, dont tell the miserable Scottish cunt at the front