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Collapsing Continent Caption Contest
While total and utter chaos reigns supreme in Greece where the PM replacement deal has just fallen apart, and Italy is, well, Italy, we share memories from a more pleasant time...
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Money greases all the wheels. Squeaky wheel gets the grease.
... and it's gone
"We are still all very rich"
We are the wooooorld, we're screwing our chiildreeeeen
In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
OK, Gordon you divert the Sheik with your boring drone, maybe promise him some new planes and tanks, the rest of you keep a look out and you two give me the thumbs when you've got his fat wallet. We have an IMF to fund FFS.
Our work here is done...ITS MILLER TIME!!!!!!
Sung to Yellow Submarine:
We all live in a Keynesian economy
A Keynesian economy
A Keynesian economy
We all live in a Keynesian economy
A Keynesian economy
A Keynesian economy
or
Do you have any Grey Poupon?
Hey wait don't take the picture yet, Jack the Ripper isn't here yet. Anybody seen Charlie Manson?
I may not run a G-20 country efficently....BUT I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night!
Damn ............... that's good weed!
"How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow? I knew it...I'm surrounded by assholes!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQiC_4kbVlA
from outside the room they could be heard singing:
Liquor and whores
Liquor and whores
Cigarettes and dope and mustard and bologna
Liquor and whores
I went down
Drinkin' at the Legion
I met a girl she was nice
She was pretty and pleasing
She said "Hey boy
We should do some marrying"
I said sure but before we do
There's something that you should know
I like
Liquor and whores
Liquor and whores
Cigarettes and dope and mustard and bologna
Liquor and whores...
Then one night down at the legion
She walked in, I was drunk on gin
Dancin with a lady friend
She said hey boy, You'd better fly the fuck home
I said no cause five little words I coulda
Swore I said to you
I like
More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/t/trailer_park_boys/#shareLiquor and whores
Liquor and whores
Cigarettes and dope and mustard and bologna
Liquor and whores...
Don't stand in front of the Greek, unless you are standing next to a goat!
"We fucked the world and all we got was this lousy picture!"
"Say Gubermint CHEESE! for the Sheople."
Geez, I haven't seen this many experts on (being) assholes in one place since that Proctology convention in Tampa...
Wen: "Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?!"
"Why No One Has Faith In Government Anymore" or "How Did This Collection of Ass-Hats Ever Come Into Power?"
"Haha, that guy is wearing a tablecloth on his head!"
(raucous laughter)
"I know! Right?!?!"
Brown: "so....wanna hug then I guess"
By the way, this isn't really a caption "contest" unless someone wins something...
Guy in the top left: Yes, we *do* own all of your capital....
I am just answering the caption contest and in no way actually mean this answer:
WANTED
THE BUNGA BUNGA GANG
FOR
Crimes against humanity
REWARD $1,000,000,000,000,000
or Debt Jubilee for the planet
edit: I chickened out cause you never know
Gas up the Tanks
It's all good.
Let's play spot the terrorist...no, it's actually not the man in the lower left.
Ouwe jongens krentenbrood
Ole boys and apple pie
or
Three used-car salesmen celebrating at Madame Tussauds
Nine Little Jack Horner's
Standing in corner
Thumb up arse is he.
All pulling them out
They laugh with a shout
"No plums for ye nor thee!"
"See we really can do anything we want and the dim-witted masses will buy it - the perception we project is THEIR reality! The taxpayers... what a bunch of Maroons!!!!"
IT AIN'T OVER UNTIL THE MUSIC STOPS PLAYING, BITCHEZ!1!!!
"Do you remember the time when Merkel outsmoked Winehouse?"
Chuck Norris gives it a thumbs down.
YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US
Just look at all the fun we're having you dumb assholes out there.
The new printers are in !!!
Dumbs up!
Berlusconi to Obama:
"Welcome to the 1% my friend, way to bullshit your way to the top!"
Top right. What's Reggie Jackson doing there?
Gold Bitches!
Hey everyone! Party at Silvio's, open bar, Merkel's paying!
We are on the poo poo choo choo, heading for the canyon bridge what just got blown up by Snidley Eurotrash, and EVERYBODY'S HAPPY! So, smell yer thumb, and shove it again!
Whoever snuck the midget porn on Obama's Teleprompter is the SHIT!!
Half White and the other Dwarfs
Hey guys, this planes gonna crash. Who's up for goosing the throttle?
All Thumbs
whe're all ready for the gangbang!!!where's Merkel ?
"And that train we did on Merkel? G-Spot-20, baby!"
"Fly me to the moon...."