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Comic, And Alcohol, Relief As Obama Speaks

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You know the drill: every time the TOTUS says "pass this bill" => shot, and 5 shots for every instance of "win(ning) the future." And if he actually says "the 1%", you have to finish the entire bottle. May the most cirrhotic man, woman or child win.


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Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:02 | 1782912 tmosley
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Awesome, drinking games before the end of the work day.

All we've got here is absolute ethanol, so I guess that will have to do.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:11 | 1782952 redpill
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ABSOLUT ethanol?  That must be a new flavor!


The party line sheeple lackeys behind him make me want to vomit.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:13 | 1782969 gwar5
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90 Proof Moonshine. BHO and the Darth Vader bus tour is now in NC.


Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:43 | 1783105 redpill
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It's almost as if they might be WORRIED about someone...

We won't be silenced!

RON PAUL 2012!

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:47 | 1783118 walküre
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They are ignorning Ron Paul simply because he will not win regardless of whether 55% or 75% of Americans would vote for him.

When he doesn't win and the run-of-the-mill banker lobbyist shill gets elected, the people won't get suspicious.

Imagine Ron Paul coverage 24/7 and massive voter turnout? It would be desastrous for them because they won't declare him winner.

It is written...

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 18:51 | 1783353 Henry Chinaski
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I couldn't smoke enough dopium to watch to get into the drinking qualifying rounds.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 22:09 | 1783852 AldousHuxley
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If George Bush put a death bomb on Republicans, Obama was the suicide for the democrats.


Ever wondered how US would break away from 2 party system? Answer seems to be self-destruction.


Welcome Tea Party and Occupy Wall St. New media has let truth out!

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:31 | 1783053 dwdollar
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What drives people to whoop, screech, and flail their arms like baboons when a "leader" utters something they like to hear (but will never happen)? It's possible I hate my own species.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 21:06 | 1783733 New_Meat
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Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:34 | 1783064 Ira Thurby-Wright
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Hello, my name is Barry and I'm a spend-a-holic. I've been clean for two years. I'm also a pathological liar - don't believe anything I say.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 18:23 | 1783246 Don Birnam
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None of that 12-years-aged-in-the-wood chi-chi -- Brand ? You know what brand ! The cheap stuff: rye. Two quarts. In two brown bags.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:11 | 1782955 NewThor
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Meh. It's easier to party with Tyler Durden than I thought.

If you want a REAL drinking game, come to my ranch.

We watch John Woo's 'Hard Boiled' and take a drink everytime someone gets shot.

No one has ever made it through the movie.


And, I hang out with some liver killers....

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:21 | 1783006 Howard_Beale
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In the meantime, Andy Borowitz has presented us with a letter from Lloyd Blankfein:

Dear Investor:

Up until now, Goldman Sachs has been silent on the subject of the protest movement known as Occupy Wall Street.  That does not mean, however, that it has not been very much on our minds.  As thousands have gathered in Lower Manhattan, passionately expressing their deep discontent with the status quo, we have taken note of these protests.  And we have asked ourselves this question:

How can we make money off them?

The answer is the newly launched Goldman Sachs Global Rage Fund, whose investment objective is to monetize the Occupy Wall Street protests as they spread around the world.  At Goldman, we recognize that the capitalist system as we know it is circling the drain – but there’s plenty of money to be made on the way down.

The Rage Fund will seek out opportunities to invest in products that are poised to benefit from the spreading protests, from police batons and barricades to stun guns and forehead bandages.  Furthermore, as clashes between police and protesters turn ever more violent, we are making significant bets on companies that manufacture replacements for broken windows and overturned cars, as well as the raw materials necessary for the construction and incineration of effigies.

It would be tempting, at a time like this, to say “Let them eat cake.”  But at Goldman, we are actively seeking to corner the market in cake futures.  We project that through our aggressive market manipulation, the price of a piece of cake will quadruple by the end of 2011.

Please contact your Goldman representative for a full prospectus.  As the world descends into a Darwinian free-for-all, the Goldman Sachs Rage Fund is a great way to tell the protesters, “Occupy this.”  We haven’t felt so good about something we’ve sold since our souls.


Lloyd Blankfein

Chairman, Goldman Sachs

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:24 | 1783027 NewThor
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I believe the actual Llyod Blankenfiend quote is....


Mon, 10/17/2011 - 18:39 | 1783319 tickhound
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LOL!!  "But at Goldman,..."


Mon, 10/17/2011 - 21:19 | 1783754 karzai_luver
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uhm 999 brother 999!


raise CAIN on these hippy scum!!!


Mon, 10/17/2011 - 22:56 | 1783988 tickhound
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COMPLY with the PAIN, and VOTE for CAIN!?!

"Thank you sir, may I have another!?"


Mon, 10/17/2011 - 22:22 | 1783868 palmereldritch
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Yeah...but frankly I fail to see Goldman's apparent (but stealthy!) shorting angle on this prospectus...

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 22:37 | 1783922 Bob Sacamano
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I thought most on this site were looking to capitalize personally on the growing economic crisis -- "making money of the way down" like the GS fund noted above.   It is unclear why one wouldn't try to make money no matter the environment.  I guess we could all do nothing but occupy space.

Tue, 10/18/2011 - 05:32 | 1784365 Howard_Beale
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You thought wrong. Many of us are not here to profit but to share insight, information, feelings, thoughts, and humor. There's sharks in them there waters. Sometimes not playing in the wading pool or the sandbox is better than trying to make a buck.

Tue, 10/18/2011 - 09:00 | 1784687 Bob Sacamano
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Which is why I said "most" and presumably why you said "many."  Instead you attack the author ("you thought wrong") instead of the logic of the thought. 

Trying to avoid loss ("not playing,"  avoiding "sharks") by being on the sidelines is financially motivated behavior, just like making a profit.  

Tue, 10/18/2011 - 16:19 | 1786610 Phil Free
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Especially when one has seen the neighborhood cats ... "playing" in the sandbox.  [Cough]

Tue, 10/18/2011 - 08:28 | 1784592 YHC-FTSE
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Almost missed this gem! Brilliant.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:28 | 1783040 iDealMeat
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Blue shirt boy in the bottom left is the Deer in the Head (Stage) Lights..

blink dude..  jesus..

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:51 | 1783130 Use of Weapons
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The traditional UK version is 'Withnail & I".


Chose 'I', and you'll still not make it through - the insane ones choose Withnail, and often falter on the lighter fluid.

Tue, 10/18/2011 - 08:25 | 1784583 fajensen
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Is that the one where the hero pisses himself to put out a fire in his trousers while standing on a ledge with a baby on each arm - while being shot at??

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:03 | 1782914 SaveTheGreenback
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"Dey tuk ar jerbs!"


"Derka derrrr"

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:19 | 1783002 nope-1004
Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:05 | 1782923 CClarity
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Who is TOTUS?  Not Prez.  Teetotaller?  Tyrant?

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:08 | 1782939 vegas
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TOTUS = Teleprompter of the United States

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:10 | 1782953 CClarity
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Thx!  That works.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:42 | 1783102 TheFourthStooge-ing
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If you play the POTUS drinking game with bong hits instead of booze, he's also known as Ol' Rope Burner.


Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:17 | 1782988 Translational Lift
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Look at and listen to this MFer.....he's running scared..... pandering to the lowest common denominator.....all the money in the world won't help this guy!!

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:29 | 1783046 andybev01
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How convenient because it appears that the lowest common denominator is sitting right behind him.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 21:10 | 1783740 New_Meat
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Rotor-head ;-)

"all the money in the world won't help this guy!!"

ta'int the money, its what the money buys in ...

- Ned

{and really, some of my BEST FRIENDS are rotor-heads ;-) }

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:06 | 1782930 yipcarl
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LMAO!!!!  Puppet Boy!   

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:06 | 1782932 Gubbmint Cheese
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never thought I'd long for Dubya...

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 22:14 | 1783861 AldousHuxley
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why are you longing? we have dubya in the whitehouse....he just has little bit of a tan.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:07 | 1782934 d00daa
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who the fuck is this pandering, ass licking hillbilly??

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:28 | 1783043 GottaBKiddn
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How Corny. He left out the part about "a chicken in every pot".

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:07 | 1782935 Mike2756
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Will he be questioned by this guy?

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:07 | 1782936 Ruffcut
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Ok, I'm in. I'll bite. I'll drink to a fart if that makes you happy.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:09 | 1782943 d00daa
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i don't see bawney fwank in the house, you're out of luck.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:19 | 1782986 Ruffcut
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ANy fart across the globe will do, to get me sippin' and some brew. I didn't mean a pussy fart, AKA barney burp. Gawd NO.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:08 | 1782940 krispkritter
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Well the popcorn is gone so I guess I can just use the bag to throw up in...

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:09 | 1782941 Conrad Murray
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That kid in the blue shirt had too many acids. He better hope the waterhead behind him isn't hungry.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:17 | 1782987 andybev01
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No kidding. I don't think I've seen him blink so far.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:11 | 1782957 DavosSherman
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What a fucking douchebag clown.  Pathetic fake southern accent.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:34 | 1783070 g
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I thought perhaps I detected a southern accent as well, what a farce this guy is.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:47 | 1783119 TheFourthStooge-ing
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During the 2008 campaign, he was impressed by Hillary's usage of a fake drawl when addressing southern audiences, so he incorporated it into his pandering propaganda portfolio.


Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:11 | 1782959 RacerX
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ah we're back to the "folksy" obama. it's cool, he's "one of us"!

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:14 | 1782962 slaughterer
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Blame it on Bush for the 200,405th time.  Obama still has a boner for Bush.  

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:13 | 1782965 BlackholeDivestment
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...awe. Rosemary's Baby is pandering to the idiots of America ...again.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:14 | 1782966 bob_dabolina
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I can't watch this shit

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:22 | 1783013 slewie the pi-rat
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nor i, bob_d

i did put some Four Roses in the bong, tho!

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:27 | 1783035 fuu
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I <3 you man.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:13 | 1782967 Zola
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The most worrying thing is the morons in the audience who cannot see through the BS... Truly sad. 

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:15 | 1782972 tekhneek
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ROR. What a tool.


Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:14 | 1782973 slaughterer
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"We got to build an economy for folks trying to get into the middle class."  He is intercepting OWS tropes and bending them for his own twisted populist psychosis.  

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:15 | 1782976 There is No Spoon
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I just watched thirty seconds and I'm already trashed.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:43 | 1783106 Herman Strandsc...
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Nice music at the end though. 'Can't remember the name of the tune. Anyone?

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:15 | 1782978 SilverIsKing
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Most throw up after they do shots but in this case, I throw up after listening to what TOTUS says and then I do shots.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:16 | 1782982 slaughterer
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Am I losing my mind, or do all of the people standing behind Obama look mentally retarded?  And even Obama himself looks mentally retarded.  

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:19 | 1782994 Ese Pinche
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seriously.. I was just noticing that... look at the kid in the bottom left corner... WTF is goin on with his eyes?

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:28 | 1783039 Mike2756
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i be hypnotized!

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:35 | 1783074 Bay of Pigs
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It's the Zombie Dust from the Chem Trails...

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:20 | 1782995 andybev01
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The 3 to his left all look like tweakers, and the old person right above the token black (Obama doesn't count...) looks like a corpse until he/she claps, which makes me jump.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:23 | 1783017 CClarity
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Everyone to his left has bizarro eye stuff going on.  Angle? Camera? Or legitimate weirdos?  Rubber neck moves too.  Lady with glasses above also very strange.  

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:44 | 1783107 Translational Lift
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Automatons.....real easy to program.....

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:19 | 1782996 fuu
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No your mind is fine, they all look like morons.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:23 | 1783018 slaughterer
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The Asian chick to his left looks pretty fucking bored.  She looks like she wants to do drugs.  And the old guy in maroon on the right is definitely on some strong meds.  

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:28 | 1783041 fuu
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It may be the most perfectly "diverse" group ever.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:21 | 1783008 Rynak
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If you spot antennas, you'll know for sure.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 21:24 | 1783763 karzai_luver
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something tells me it's in the water now.too late for these folks.


or the Secret Service is just out of camera range with guns drawn pointing at the applause signs.


whatever. even he realizes that he is a fake and a joke of historic measure with just a dash of murdering bastard as the topper.


Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:17 | 1782983 FunkyMonkeyBoy
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Sh*t, he's got his sleeves rolled up... he means business.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:18 | 1782989 slaughterer
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The dude knows he is going to have work hard to keep his job, Monkey Boy.  

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:25 | 1783028 Nucking Futs
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his twang is strong tonight.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:31 | 1783056 slewie the pi-rat
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the twang = the thang

Duane Eddy - Rebel-rouser - YouTube


Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:36 | 1783080 GottaBKiddn
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He's a shovel-ready POTUS.

He's tossing some heavy shit.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:19 | 1782999 gwar5
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To create jobs Obama has to be shown the door in 2012.  That's an automatic 5 million jobs right there. The Red Diaper POTUS can bang his spoon on his high chair 24/7 all he wants, it is not going to help. His own people in the congress have given up on him.


Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:19 | 1783000 Manthong
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Geez, the alcohol is not enough to dull the pain of this.

What's the next best solution?  Crack? Meth? Shrooms?


Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:27 | 1783036 junkyardjack
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You might want to try Ayahuasca, it helps me get through the Monday market

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 19:43 | 1783525 Manthong
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Thanks for the recommendation, but I found that huffing metallic Krylon did the trick and destroyed fewer brain cells than the dose of Obamanian Hopium in the video clip.

Tue, 10/18/2011 - 08:33 | 1784607 fajensen
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Maybe some 2C-B? - this requires a trip to Amsterdam. But - then one can also legally shop for some slutty girls to bring to the party (and there will be one, somewhere).

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:22 | 1783003 ExploitTheMarket
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Ron Paul to propose $1T in specific budget cuts

Read more:


“It’s the only plan offered by a presidential candidate that actually balances the budget and begins to pay down the debt,” top Paul adviser Jesse Benton said in a statement ahead of the speech. “And it’s the only plan being offered that tries to reign in the Federal Reserve and get inflation under control.

and the president’s pay would be cut to $39,336 — a level that the Paul document notes is “approximately equal to the median personal income of the American worker.”


Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:46 | 1783116 dick cheneys ghost
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I love this plan...........cant wait for the next debate to see how those other idiots will respond.............

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:22 | 1783014 Mark123
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This would be funny if it was a movie about a corrupt president....he is becoming as diffcult to watch as Tony Blair with his high school debate facial expressions.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:22 | 1783015 Nucking Futs
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i feel like i'm watching a god damn jerry springer episode.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:23 | 1783019 chaartist
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it reminds me of falling dictator speeches.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:35 | 1783071 andybev01
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I'm waiting for his public take on this classic scene:

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:23 | 1783021 Herman Strandsc...
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Well if any UK folk are on here then you have your chance to meet our hero Nigel Farage this Thursday evening at the Mayhem Theatre Hoddesdon Hertfordshire. 7.30pm.  All are welcome Free. no tickets required.


Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:26 | 1783022 baby_BLYTHE
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Damn Tyler, don't encourage us! Every ZHer won't be able to get a liver transplant.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 19:54 | 1783544 slewie the pi-rat
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silver will restore your health, if not your sobriety, baby_B!

stay piratical!

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 21:49 | 1783810 Oliver Klozoff
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Its your pancreas you should be worried about.

Tue, 10/18/2011 - 08:35 | 1784612 fajensen
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We will when we go to prison :-)

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:24 | 1783023 PapSmear
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Yeah Barry, we want more political slush funds and stimuli.  It has proven so effective your first three years.  Must really suck to be him right now.  Having to push this shit around the country.  Just call it a "Jobs Bill" because Americans are all for jobs right?  What a tool. 

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:24 | 1783024 Mae Kadoodie
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Remember the old days when he used to say millionaires, billionaires and corporate jets?  I'll drink to that.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:24 | 1783025 BandGap
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USP grade 100% alcohol.

It will fry your brain.


Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:28 | 1783031 Piranhanoia
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For those of you that are now completely shnoggered,  May I interest you in a trade for some nice GLD and SLV shares for your real metal?  


Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:38 | 1783042 hambone
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O'Bama is sooooooo fucking sad...I voted for that fucking hack.  How horribly wrong I was.

Bush, Obama, soon to be Cain???  Stylistic differences on social issues but 90%+ of policies the same...they and their masters are the reason I buy gold, silver and know aMerica must fucking collapse before it can regain it's footing and rebuild.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 20:38 | 1783668 WonderDawg
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Cain isn't going to make it. His Fed affiliation is going to bite him in the ass.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:28 | 1783044 slaughterer
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"A yes-we-can spirit"  Holy fuck.  I am dying of alcohold poisoning right now.  I will not be able to trade tomorrow.  Fuck it,  I will miss out shorting GS because of this idiot dictator drinking game.  

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:29 | 1783045 Chingalay
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The shepherd and his flock. Their back legs permanently stuck in his rubber boots.

Tue, 10/18/2011 - 17:14 | 1786888 fajensen
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Whoot - No kissing? What a pervert!

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:31 | 1783050 Clowns to the l...
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Did he have his sleeves rolled up more than usual to emphasize the regular guy effect?

Sadly, I missed the drinking game but it's just as well since I only have a six pack of beer and I would have to drink that just to sit through him speechifying.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:31 | 1783052 Mark123
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What a moron...."my jobs bill" if this loser, or any other politician, can create real lasting jobs. The only thing they can do to help is to shrink government by, oh, let's say, about 90%.

It reminds me of a documentary BBC did (a rare good one) about South Africa just as Mandela took over.  They were asking blacks in the townships what they expected and it was basically that Mandella would build a new school, pave the roads, build them new houses etc etc etc....when asked about the time frame for these improvements the group of women thought about 6 months.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:33 | 1783061 g
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Same old bullshit.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:34 | 1783068 dwdollar
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Except each time the speech gets worse. Did he lose his teleprompter or something?

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:43 | 1783108 carbonmutant
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First he lost contact with reality...

Then he lost contact with the script..

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:35 | 1783063 TrulyBelieving
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Fundamental transformation is transitional.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:36 | 1783081 Ese Pinche
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you mean transitory

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 18:01 | 1783157 TrulyBelieving
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Thanks Ese Pinche, that is what I meant.                                              Just saying I hope everyone that voted for him last time will do their homework before voting this time around.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:34 | 1783069 Ruffcut
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That was short. I guess the smell of ass becomes a little heavy. I swear I could smell it building, and did take a shower only two hours ago.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:41 | 1783097 LiquidDreams
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Small batch whisky wasn't enough to numb the pain.


It doesn't matter who we elect in 2012, this ass clown or Willard Romney. We're fucked.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:43 | 1783104 mynhair
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Think I won.

Crap, where did I put that door?

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:49 | 1783126 krispkritter
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Good, the horror show is over. Now go watch Ron Paul:


Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:59 | 1783164 Lord Welligton
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Good, the horror show is over.

It's still on.

I can see the Teleprompter(s) in Chief.

And a large black woman eating cake.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 18:01 | 1783170 krispkritter
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The Wookie made it?

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:55 | 1783144 mick_richfield
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OK, I'm using Woodford Reserve Bourbon.

Hey!  Why not Federal Reserve Bourbon!  Except put vodka in the bottle! 

The fine print could say  It's not Federal, It's not a Reserve, and it ain't Bourbon!

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 22:21 | 1783876 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Gol...(hic) bishezh.....(urrrrrp)


Mon, 10/17/2011 - 17:58 | 1783161 Lord Welligton
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Good, the horror show is over.

It's still on.

I can see the Teleprompter(s) in Chief.

And a large black woman eating cake.


Mon, 10/17/2011 - 19:23 | 1783476 andybev01
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It looks like someone forgot to kill the feed. I see the podium and old school bleacher seats on the screen.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 20:06 | 1783576 george
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Mon, 10/17/2011 - 20:11 | 1783589 cramers_tears
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Oh god, I'm hammered.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 21:13 | 1783745 New_Meat
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u still typin-udidn't play theee gamy rothwyw lykme, nrd

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 20:12 | 1783595 george
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Mon, 10/17/2011 - 21:38 | 1783796 PJPony
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Can't watch...just get drunk instead.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 21:53 | 1783818 PJPony
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Actually, after all of the comments (sounds like the crowd was hysterical), I may have to watch some of it to see these people you all are talking about.  BUT, if I do watch, it will be with the sound off.  I can't take his voice anymore.

Missed the live version. Is it on YT?

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 22:47 | 1783956 FranSix
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I hear the Mig-25 arrival was a celebrated event, mostly because the cooling system was full of alcohol.

Tue, 10/18/2011 - 00:52 | 1784174 Peter K
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This Obamadisaster is only a dream. And a nightmare at that. Help us Mr. Wizzard?

Tue, 10/18/2011 - 16:57 | 1786801 Phil Free
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Calgon, take me away!

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