Complete Chinese War Preparedness And Military Update

Tyler Durden's picture

Now that Keynesianism has failed (repeatedly and miserably, although certainly not during wartime - during those times it is curiously successful at 'stimulating'), and only those willfully blind refuse to see how this extended slow-motion collapse ends, below we present the latest, 2011 Edition, of the Annual report to Congress revealing "Military and Security Developments Involving the People's Republic of China" or, in short, everything that one needs to know to defend from and/or attack the world's most populous nation. For those short on time, here are the key charts.

The only Org Chart that matters:

Chinese Ground Forces:

Chinese Navy:

Chinese Airforce:

Chinese ICBM reach capabilities:

Chinese Missile balance:

and most importantly, strategic Chinese choke points:

And for those with insomnia, the full report:

2011 Cmpr Final

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NewThor's picture

If Debt is America's CRACK, it's easy to understand why China and Russia bought

so much of our CRACK for us. 

spiral_eyes's picture

not to worry bitchez! the chinese cannot rule the world!

team america will come to save the day!



Two Towers AU AG's picture

For all of China's armed forces.. lets not forget.. we have Spiderman, Superman, Batman and Captain America fighting for us...

HungrySeagull's picture

Your nuts.

No, beyond nuts.

But hey, if that motivates you to serve the United States well, then have at it.

PY-129-20's picture

Talking about irony.

Remember Paul Krugman? He was that Keynesian economist that died during the Third World War. Rumor has it that he died sitting on a ballistic missile.

Pay Day Today's picture

Never mind that. Just tell me, was the rebuilding stimulatory?

bill1102inf's picture

GAYEST_FACKIN thing ive seen ever.  And fake.  And dumb.

CPL's picture

The new bullish signal:  Caskets and Urns.

Oh regional Indian's picture

Ahhhhaa! Very nice PDT.

China is basically a submarine super-power. of course it helps to have the world's largest standing army.

And the best lesson I learnt in my years in the forces wwas, never believe Jane's defense Wekly to gin up on an opponent's armoury.

Plus, China is literally and figuratively manufactured opposition. Manufactured opposition..... get it? Haaaaaaa.....


old naughty's picture

Yes, ORI, and this is Take III in a span of 60+years --- Korean, Vietnam. Will it be different (say direct) this time?

Or, will it be end game (transition) with the rug pulled from under ?

And then there's the 'wizard' play, so I will just sty tuned.

Not to Jane tho.

Thanks for sharing.

Escapeclaws's picture

The LL Bean ones are the best!

Dugald's picture

You forgot Captain Kangaroo!!!!

Mentaliusanything's picture

As an Australian Let me tell you - Captain Kangaroo is (again) down the Pub getting Hammered. He is not to be relied on. However he does have a long tale risk

FEDbuster's picture

Haven't you heard Superman gave up his US citizenship?  He has already bugged out.

ImnotPOTUS's picture

Superman opted out of his American Citizenship.

Ungrateful Illegal Alien that he is.

Troublehoff's picture

The Capitalists will sell us the rope, at which, we realise we can produce the rope cheaper, and ourselves become capitalistic, even while the capitalists are becoming socialists"


Not as catchy, I know.

Tense INDIAN's picture

Gaddafi is from same team ...just look at the was looking as if Gaddafi was really opposing the west....but he was only playing the part chosen by them......Putin and Ahmedinejad also are in the same use...we dont have any real leaders.......

if u think that there is a war going on between nations, then u r very wrong .....

Kayman's picture

G.E., Walmart, and Buffet.  Make sure the rope isn't "made in China".

Our stupid, bought-and-paid-for political whores have created a monster the likes of Imperial Japan and Nazi Germany.  Their vision of the future doesn't extend past the tip of their nose(s).

Chuck Walla's picture

Premier Nikita Kruschev speaking before the UN:


Taku's picture

Krugman's back in the game!

NewThor's picture

Krugman has been officially demoted to Palin, Sheen, Spears and Krusty the Clown status.

ping's picture

Don't you dare badmouth Sheen. You non-warlock, you!

[Typed whilst I do warlock stuff, like eat a double-stuffed pizza and wank* a lot.]

* Americans! This means 'jerk off'. You may need to invade, to put a stop to it. "Tug" "Tug". Fondle. Hoo momma.

NewThor's picture


What is it that's so bad about life that all the big countries are stocked and ready to end it?

Are they scared that the people are about to find out that the Age of Enemies is almost over?

Oh regional Indian's picture

The end of the Age of Enemies. I like that NewHammer, very nice!


Tom_333's picture

Don´t sya anything bad about Krusty!

FEDbuster's picture

Dare we say, Paul Krugman is as relevant as Jim Cramer?  Will Krugman get his own disclaimer when he comes on TV or writes an op ed?

O_HAI's picture

Reader's Digest version:


Move to Chile because China's nukes can't hit you there [yet].

stoxster's picture

Interesting to know Taiwan's naval fleet is quite big. More like I'm pretty shocked to know that China's naval fleet is still pretty small! That now makes sense why there was very little participation on China's part in the Somalian pirate attacks.


Thanks for the info.

NewThor's picture

When WORLD WAR III happens, I don't think there's going to be a ton of boat on boat action.

HungrySeagull's picture

Thier Navy is not too difficult to remove now. And they can hurt us quite badly by taking Hawaii, Guam and Okinawa out of the fight. If we wait 50 years while talking peace, they will have thousands in the navy and it will be like the Borg in star trek.


I believe that we have entered World War three with the 9-11 attacks. A very long period of war. Which is only now getting hotter around the world in various ways.


I would prefer to break china economically and not have to fight them toe to toe. There are just too many of them.

Cole Younger's picture

The "enemy" is not China...The "enemy"  is congress and corporate america's lobbyists who buy, sell, and dictate legislation.  The true enemy of freedom comes from within not from abroad.

HungrySeagull's picture

And it is up to us the US Citizen to Vote them out of office and elect those who will carry the USA the way our Founders have meant it to be carried.

There is so much rot inside our Nation. I can even see it on the County, state levels on up.

However. Naive as I may be, I believe there are still a shit load of very good American Travelers and other citizens who will probably reach down inside and find what it takes to get this Nation back on track. There has been more than enough damage and lost time.

Forward History's picture

You're not naieve. You're a citizen, as our founding fathers intended.

toady's picture

The term 'citizen' is no longer recognized.

It was converted to 'consumer' in the Patriot act.

prole's picture

not true. the actual status of we is "regular civilian" or more accurately- untermensch. 

circusoflife's picture

enemy ---> IN ME


the enemy within

Shineola's picture

Take a look a little closer to home Admiral.


Gravitational Acceleration.  It is a calculation of how fast a free-falling object achieves terminal velocity.   Oddly enough, the roof line of WTC Building 7 hit the street in the exact amout of time a baseball dropped from the same height would have hit the street. Hint: China didn't do this.  Neither did Osama Bin-Deadlong. 

And Bldg 7 was never even hit by a plane!  

ping's picture

It was hit by Israel and cock cancer. And only cock cancer has a recognised treatment.

I keep wondering when the Fema camp will invite me in. Seems like I push my luck every day. Had friends go quiet.

HungrySeagull's picture

I recall full well what happened on that day.

China wants the South Seas because of the great mineral riches and other resources. She wants it all, always have. One way or another she will get it.

Shineola's picture

Yes, China is hungry for more resources.  As America has been hungry for the last century. 

Any leader that would sacrifice the life of one American Soldier to battle China over resources is a worthless traitor to this country.  

We have all the natural gas and coal that we will need for the next several decades.   We need to stop invading and "democratizing" everyone else's nation and start rebuilding our own.  Killing people for resources (money) is murder!  

Terminus C's picture

You don't have the water to harvest your natural gas so you may as well not even have it.