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Consumer Sentiment Highest Since January 2008

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77.8 on expectations of 76.0. Highest since January 2008. Yup: the US "consumers" (of what? Patek Philippes? Cristal? 8 balls? Dorsia deserts?) polled by Reuters, have not had it better in 4 years. After all what is there not to be confident about: record number of people on disability, foodstamps, out of the labor force, market sliding, banks imploding, Europe about to fall apart, gas near record highs, home prices quadruple dipping, and the prospect of much, much higher taxes next year to boot. Whatever - just charge it.

 

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Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:02 | 2417073 Hippocratic Oaf
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I'm truly speechless. 

Who here feels better?

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:04 | 2417084 SilverTree
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I almost feel bad for the ones who will not see it comming or even know what it is when it happens. Almost.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:10 | 2417132 101 years and c...
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put this in context.  Jan 08 was the beginning of the depression.  we were already 3 months in.  this isnt some great number.....

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:40 | 2417292 Aziz
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Actually I'd call this as a relatively bearish signal. High consumer sentiment means a hopium high backed by nothing...

Consumer confidence is great when you have organic growth and job creation, but in a contractionary environment with all the systemic dangers, it's a case of pride coming before a fall.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 11:38 | 2417556 Carl Spackler
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Actually, Ferrari reported its highest U.S. sales ever (don't know if it was in dollars or units of cars sold), yesterday...which I view as a bearish signal.

Ben's printing press doesn't help Americans like helicopter drops would. It only benefits those closest to and working for the primary dealers.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 14:40 | 2418152 robertocarlos
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No way! If the average American found a bundle of fresh 100s dropped in his back yard he would take this money to the local police station's lost and found dept. That's why a helicopter drop would never work.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:14 | 2417158 HarryM
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Surprised? - They are being bombarded with tales of prosperity - what do you expect?

Based on the news they believe that other people must be doing good so it won't be long before thay are too .

 

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:16 | 2417174 WonderDawg
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Nailed it, Harry. Psychology, bitchez.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:21 | 2417203 SilverTree
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+1

 

How Management of Perspective Economics (MOPE) Backfires

http://www.jsmineset.com/2010/11/17/how-management-of-perspective-economics-mope-backfires/

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:24 | 2417220 Spastica Rex
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By defintion, 50% of the populace are below average in intelligence. Couple that with the fact that most everybody is educated in state schools. Couple that with constant propaganda. And it's an election year.

And the plebs have high(er) hopes?

How anybody could be surprised is beyond me.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:27 | 2417246 francis_sawyer
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The "Betty & Wilma" economy...

~~~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rqNZAIQH4U

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:04 | 2417089 SHEEPFUKKER
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I feel better about JPM tanking, that's about it. 

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:08 | 2417111 SilverTree
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Down -8%.

I'd like to see them completely fold TODAY.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:11 | 2417139 candyman
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Everything is a one-off event in this market. Don't connect the dots of course.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:17 | 2417141 The Big Ching-aso
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I think Consumer Sediment has overflowed the bowl & the floor is awash with nuggets of joy.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:14 | 2417156 Oh regional Indian
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My JPM en-lightening moment, via the incisive Joyful...

Jamie Dimon is Greek. Did you all know that? What is it with all these people in the US with changed last names.

Jamie Papademetriou Dimon

Nuts! It's all a LIE! Top to god-damned bottom.

ori

mt-whitney-to-tanggula-pass-obliquely

 

 

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:15 | 2417168 HarryM
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On the other hand - JPM can afford the hit since they get to hand the bill to taxpayers

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:16 | 2417173 Rasna
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JPM is NOT worried.  The know that their losses will be socialized and covered by you, me and the rest.  Jamie has already called Ben and asked. "Are we good"?... Ben tells him, "Don't worry... We got this."

Jamie's next call is to O, to schedule a golf date this weekend.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:05 | 2417095 Free Markets
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Where do they find the people to poll???? Best answer gets a prize!

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:08 | 2417118 Gully Foyle
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Free Markets

"Where do they find the people to poll????"

If I understand it correctly those would tend to be people with landlines who do not call screen.

The elderly and stupid.

 

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:11 | 2417127 HoofHearted
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At the mall...or doing online shopping. They get a 5% discount if they fill out the poll...plus free shipping.

Why are all the other bitchez getting so many credit card offers when they are already maxxed out on the ccs, student loans, home equity lines, etc.? Me- I've just got the remembrances of silver and gold at the bottom of the lake. 

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:14 | 2417154 Gully Foyle
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HoofHearted

I have never seen a government poll while online shopping.

Most of those tend to be company polls regarding access to service.

I haven't been to a mall in nearly a decade.

Aren't they barren shops where the homeless crash when the elderly aren't powerwalking for exercise?


Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:18 | 2417183 Global Hunter
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thanks for the laughs, instant visual of the seniors power walking around a mall at 7:30am on a cold winter morning.  In Canadian smaller town malls there's still a big line up at the Timmies (Tim Hortons) coffee shops in the foodcourt, the pharmacy is doing a good business but the rest of the mall looks slow.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:12 | 2417144 HD
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"Where do they find the people to poll????"

Where else...in line at the Apple store to buy the next iFad.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:18 | 2417195 fuu
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Inline at Social Services.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:19 | 2417193 spanish inquisition
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It's Dewey v Truman all over again. It's a poll for people that can afford a home telephone number.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:29 | 2417249 pods
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Or a poll of people who cannot afford caller ID.

pods

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:51 | 2417372 toady
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None of you have started getting surveys on your smart phones?

It sucks to lose a minute hanging up on these guys, but it's better than losing 10 on a voicemail of their machine asking if I'm ready to take the survey.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:26 | 2417228 ThirdWorldDude
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Better to ask if the poll comes from Bormann's office.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:47 | 2417350 DosZap
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Where do they find the people to poll???? Best answer gets a prize!

Their all on LSD...............

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:06 | 2417107 Gully Foyle
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Doesn't the economiy tend to pick up during a Presedential election year?

 

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:07 | 2417117 LongBalls
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Hey...If the Gov. is going to print itself into debt jubilee so can we? I think I charge some gold to plastic.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:09 | 2417124 Gully Foyle
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LongBalls

Plastic?

Digicurrency is the wave. Paying via smartphone.

Plastic is so twentieht century.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:17 | 2417191 WonderDawg
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Yeah, 2008 was awesome. So was 2000. Economic booms! Oh, wait a second...

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 11:36 | 2417541 Hulk
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Wrong kind of boom. Some booms are good, some are very, very bad...

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:09 | 2417123 Jason T
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I building large garden and will build a solar water and air heater ... adding more chickens to my flock and a rooster to make more chicks. gearing up for what could be a "disruption" to our all too fragile economy.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:10 | 2417133 Gully Foyle
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Jason T

Ever use Diatomaceous earth on the chickens?

I also read about the never clean the coop approach, where you never clean but toss a layer of sawdust every few months.


Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:18 | 2417197 Jason T
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haven't but i'll look into that.   

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 11:02 | 2417415 Sophist Economicus
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It works, that's what we do.   After a few months there is a nice base and you don't have any smell, etc.    Once it really piles up (about every three years it gets a bit high for our people entrance), you scrape some out, let it cure and use it as magic fertilizer

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:21 | 2417205 bdc63
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the fucking DOW just went positive ... WTF?

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:28 | 2417245 crawl
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You got to drink the kool-aid to understand.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:30 | 2417262 blueskies123
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the PPT was waiting for the UMich consumer sentiment index figure at 7am, supposedly the best in 4 years, consumers have really bought the "we are in a strong recovery" hook line & sinker. This is the cover story for phase II of pump up the markets today and kill shorts.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:41 | 2417307 Waterfallsparkles
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PPT Team to the rescue.  Using NAZ to pump it back up.  But I think you will see the fallout on Monday.  Today is a Pump to Dump day.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:40 | 2417308 Waterfallsparkles
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PPT Team to the rescue.  Using NAZ to pump it back up.  But I think you will see the fallout on Monday.  Today is a Pump to Dump day.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:37 | 2417285 Chaffinch
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I felt loads better after the JPM story broke.

And the sun is shining today - yesterday the weather was shite.

And silver just had a nice little spike (which always makes me think, could this be the one?). If the phone rings up now I might even be in a good enough mood to answer a few questions.

; )

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:38 | 2417290 Chaffinch
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Oh - and I consumed some more PMs at bargain basement prices - that always gets my index up!

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:03 | 2417074 valley chick
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perfect for Friday humor!

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:04 | 2417076 SHEEPFUKKER
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What the fuck, over. 

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:04 | 2417077 dwdollar
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Do they poll outside of DC and NYC?

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:07 | 2417110 Robslob
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+1 Quadrillion

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:03 | 2417080 junkyardjack
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This should be bullish for iPhone 5 sales...

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:05 | 2417093 Global Hunter
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not just iPhones, this is bullish for everything

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:17 | 2417188 No One
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yep, people are waiting for the iPhone5. apparently it makes everyone happy. 

 

 

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:05 | 2417086 William113
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These are the same people who show 40 plus percent for Barry O. Liars.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:51 | 2417366 crawldaddy
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so you really think . 1% percenter school yard bully Willard is the answer?  please...    The only answer he is, is.. out of 300 million people who is among the very few that could actually be worse than Obama?..

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:04 | 2417087 Village Smithy
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Has anyone ever seen a more poweful short squeeze than this? All that ZIRP just plowing up the chart, a true marvel.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:10 | 2417125 dvsteenk
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magical lift-off started at US opening from intra-day lows in Europe, almost back at intra-day high in 30 minutes

i thought the number was released only 30 minutes later?

seen many magical lift-offs these days... seems easy

 

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:30 | 2417260 pods
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Has anyone ever seen a more poweful short squeeze than this? 

 

Outside of the bedroom, no.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:06 | 2417091 the 300000000th...
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the state run media prestitutes are salavating over this peice of propagand they can run with

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:06 | 2417094 bnbdnb
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Mass delusions.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:06 | 2417096 Town Crier
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Are you better off than you were five trillion dollars ago?

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:05 | 2417097 azzhatter
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oblivious is a happy state of mind

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:06 | 2417099 tmosley
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I wonder how they manipulate this statistic?  

They probably only call landlines.  Landlines in nursing homes.  Landlines in nursing homes for patients with dementia.  

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:07 | 2417100 youngman
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another strange report.....the U of M is always upbeat...but this is weird...

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:06 | 2417102 Aductor
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I am so happy for all of you feeling the love of Chairman B.

 

/Chairman M

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:07 | 2417105 pods
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I wonder if they actually poll people for stuff like this?

pods

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:26 | 2417231 kridkrid
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They could generate the same results either way... I suppose it would be easier to just make it up... but they cover their asses better if they go through some motions.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:07 | 2417109 surf0766
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It comes from a University. Zero credibility

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:10 | 2417122 Non-overlapping...
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Exactly, only thing worse would be if it came from a book.  Everyone knows that the most precise measures of economic indicators comes from your gut instinct.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:09 | 2417126 SilverTree
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If so this is very telling.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:08 | 2417112 CvlDobd
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Operation boilermaker was a success this morning.

What does it say about markets that the firms running on inside info and ownership of the fed can get it this fucking wrong?!!! How does anyone feel confident in these markets?

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:08 | 2417113 Non-overlapping...
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Ah, when a population as a whole is continuously increasing in size shouldn't we expect the 'number' of people on all of those things to be at 'record highs' rather often?  Record highs per capita would be worse, of course, but if that's what you mean then say so.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:09 | 2417115 mammoth mo
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Dow almost green.

Greece in the tank.

Spain in the tank.

JP Morgan stealing.

 

Yet the Dow is almost green. 

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:11 | 2417136 SilverTree
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Bizarro World

(Htrae - Earth" spelled backwards)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bizarro_World

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:12 | 2417143 Town Crier
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It's telling to take almost any ZeroHedge headline and add the words, "Dow soars" at the end.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:15 | 2417150 bnbdnb
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The new way to trade, wait 12-24 hours to trade the news. The news is bought by QE hopefuls.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:38 | 2417297 ebworthen
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QE3 imminent.

Don't worry, it's just the future of future generations.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:07 | 2417116 Dr. Engali
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It's spring time ..people always feel better when spring rolls around...then the blooms fall off the roses an there is nothing left but thorns.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:21 | 2417202 Global Hunter
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"you give me flowers when its thorns I gave to you"

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:09 | 2417119 DavidC
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"...record number of people on disability, foodstamps, out of the labor force, market sliding, banks imploding, Europe about to fall apart, gas near record highs, home prices quadruple dipping, and the prospect of much, much higher taxes next year to boot..."

True, but if you don't ask the people affected by all that, then sentiment is the best since January 2008....

All we need now is a good ECRI number today!

DavidC

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:17 | 2417185 Roy T
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Maybe that is it, they only ask people recently approved for diability.  They are feeling confident that they can live off the gov't for the rest of their lives.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:11 | 2417128 tekhneek
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But... but.. I've been pre-approved at a low introductory rate of 29.99% APR with an added bonus of No Interest until June 2012!

Something's wrong with these numbers...

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:57 | 2417401 DosZap
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But... but.. I've been pre-approved at a low introductory rate of 29.99% APR with an added bonus of No Interest until June 2012!

Doesn't matter what the rate is, they have no intentions of paying it back.

S_C_O_R_E!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:10 | 2417129 The Axe
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where is the the red pill  dude.....I don't want to know what is in the matrix???    How can you explain this niumber Tyler???? other then sarc...

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:12 | 2417135 DavidC
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Actually, one other point, despite all the bad news, is that the NASDAQ (particularly) and the Dow/S&P are all oversold on a daily basis, and we've got Facebook IPO on the 18th. A lot can happen between now and June when Operation Twist is due to end. I'm mega-bearish, but just saying - I've been caught out before with similar.

DavidC

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:13 | 2417161 ziggy59
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The barbarous relics too, but they're not bouncing

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:11 | 2417137 homer8043
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BTFDYFI. And iPads.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:12 | 2417142 GMadScientist
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Long butt-plugs and coke spoons.

 

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:12 | 2417148 ziggy59
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The Ministry of Propaganda should start a comedy show...

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:14 | 2417152 BudFox2012
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This is awesome news.  After polling the households of Tim Geithner, Ben Bernanke, Jim Cramer, Rachel Maddow, and Nancy Pelosi, the UM concluded things were great.  We really needed more manipulated meaningless government data to drive things higher.  I mean, we haven't had that since... yesterday.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:24 | 2417221 Global Hunter
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Rachael Maddow in your list of people actually stands out as a person who does some work here and there to illustrate how lowly those other 4 on your list are on the scale of evil.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:28 | 2417252 Dr. Engali
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Maybe on her knees she does some work.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 11:12 | 2417438 toady
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That one did kinda throw me off course too... I usually don't see her included with that set of people.

The person who posted that must have seen her show. I don't know anybody who has seen her show that likes her.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:13 | 2417155 theTribster
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Just another number created in a spreadsheet. They can justify it because the robot traders have bid up the markets, if the software is happy then the people are happy. If the markets are up then the people are happy. Apparently it doesn't take much to keep the people happy, happy.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:13 | 2417160 What is The Hedge
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No surprise here! Although it's fun to be a Wolverine fan, and I am, UM is one of the most liberal and Democrat loving institutions on the planet. Must support the status quo

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:15 | 2417163 Silverhog
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This poll is useless. Probably taken in front of the state's lottery cash in center.  

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:16 | 2417166 hankwil74
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I'm signed up for a frontal lobotomy this afternoon so I can be as confident as the "average U.S. consumer".

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:15 | 2417170 Shizzmoney
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Economists, Wall Street CEOs, Obama White House: "The Economy: It Gets Better"

People who actually work for a living and live in the real economy: "The Economy: It Gets Shittier"

Even MSNBC is acknowledging that Americans worries are starting to grow (despite the number here).  http://t.co/fZTmCCes

Anyone who think that things are going to DRASTICALLY improve by now and AUgust, are drinking some major Kool-Aid with some liquid Prozac.  And the main source of the griping that should be the loudest, those in the 18-35 sector who are seeing the WORSE income wage growth since the Guilded Age.....their dissent is being suppressed by the corporatized state (in terms of action, but not by the tone of awareness....sites like this, prove that).

And, in a recent poll that asked "How has the economy affected your life the last 4 years", over 50% either voted "I lost my job" or "I lost income on my yearly wage".

I dunno about you guys, but that makes me bullish......on fail.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:16 | 2417178 dwayne elizando
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TYLER. I looked at the stocks on my iPhone and it said SPXU jumped 400% today!

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:24 | 2417216 Town Crier
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And the S&P is green.  WTF?

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:27 | 2417236 dwayne elizando
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I dn't have access to a computer to check it. Is it true?

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:45 | 2417335 Town Crier
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Must be a mistake.  CNBC site says SPXU is down 1.3%.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:49 | 2417360 Town Crier
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My Mac computer Dashboard also shows SPXU way up, but it has to be a mistake.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 11:11 | 2417450 dwayne elizando
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I think they had a reverse split.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:17 | 2417179 Dr. Engali
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I see uncle Ben has the PPT on high alert.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:17 | 2417186 DavidJ
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Perhaps they see the falling gas prices and they are really happy.  Little do the sheeple realize that the falling gas prices are happening due to growing economic problems (especcially in EU),

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:18 | 2417187 ebworthen
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Bullish for MasterCard.

If things are so great, why did Nordstrom dissapoint?

How's Best Buy doing?  WalMart?  Target?  Green Mountain Coffee?

 

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:22 | 2417217 SAME AS IT EVER WAS
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What does one do when all else fails and the dow needs some juice? Why just buy some home depot, the biggest peice of shit of them all, thats what. 

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:33 | 2417277 catacl1sm
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Interestingly enough, Home Depot and Lowes are just about the ONLY places I spend 'desposable' income, trying to keep my house running, grass in the yard, lights on, etc. If those two entities can't make it, no one can. Their parking lots are full everyweekend here in northern VA.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:50 | 2417368 Waterfallsparkles
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I use Home Depot and especially Lowes also for my Rentals.  I spend tons of Money there.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:17 | 2417189 Shock and Aweful
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THE "BAFFLE THEM WITH BULLSHIT" is working!!!

 

Who in their fucking right mind....or who is capable of paying attention for more than 5 seconds, can look around their community (let alone the city, state, nation, world) and think that things are in such a state as to "increase their confidence".

 

All I can say is that a people, as collectively stupid as we seem to be, definately deserve to reap the harvest that is coming.....the shit that is happening in this world came about exactly because the peasants were too fat, lazy and content to revolt....the fucking idiots who answered this survey are either willfully ignorant...or the whole goddamn thing is nothing more than a fabricated propaganda piece.  (both?)

 

WHy even bother reading this drivel....it really has no basis in reality.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:18 | 2417196 Hulk
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This consumer sentiment bullshit is more tiresome than what the price of Gold will/should be...

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:19 | 2417199 Morphine Drip
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Scene from a mall.

 

Person with clip board outside of Nordstroms "What do you think of the economy?"

 

Gets in car grabs new clip board. Drives a couple of blocks to corner bodega where people are leaving after trading $300 worth of EBT benefits for $150 in cash.  "Obama or Romney?"

 

Degree of accuracy  +/- 3%

 

 

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:37 | 2417291 haskelslocal
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You're right! And trust that ANYONE interviewed for a survey, ESPECIALLY on T.V., will take on a responsibility to speak for the many instead of just themselves. And in doing so, they'll subconciously paint a perfect picture of what it's supposed to be. When the camera lights go out, they feel all empowered and engaged and important. The best way to see this at the raw core is to watch a small town news program where the rookie reporter goes to a bar or whatever and asks random of us dorks semi-interesting questions. You can SEE the chest swell and the attitude change! Rarely does that person speak for themsleves but instead, they take on the action of what the community would say. They be REPRESENTING. And few are willing to represent truth if it hurts, for if you do, you lose respect. You lose your following. You gain no Street Credential.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:20 | 2417200 sawman
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The people polled for this statistic are easy to spot. They are walking around with their pants on their head with a couple of pencils stuck up their nose.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:21 | 2417204 mammoth mo
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Dow now Green.

 

We must amend Lincoln's statement.

When it comes to money - you can fool most of the people if you have total control over the buying and selling.  In addition, as long as banks can create deposits - its all good.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:27 | 2417233 Vince Clortho
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+85 swing in the Dow in less than an hour.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:21 | 2417208 HD
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Ignore Greece, JPM, and China - consumers "feel" better.

GREEN.

 

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:23 | 2417210 haskelslocal
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It's the American way and the psychology of it all to be positive when you're down!

Watch any, ANY news clip on a tornado that rips through a town. "It's a total loss. We're happy no one got hurt. We will rebuild".

Always the same. Why?

Because EVERYONE wants to be POSITIVE to get BACK TO the TOP.   

Even when we won't.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:24 | 2417212 docj
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Proving, if nothing else, that the American sheeple, I mean electorate is as dumb as a bag of hammers.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:28 | 2417251 Silverhog
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Maybe they should rename it to the Potential Zombies Poll.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:23 | 2417218 Vince Clortho
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The Ministry of Make Believe Statistics comes through with another timely announcement to distract the algobots.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:24 | 2417224 Aductor
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It seems that too many algos have forgotten that the EU actually is a larger economy than the by credit overlevereged US economy. Ignore Europe at your own peril.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:25 | 2417230 centerline
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This has become a complacency report.  People adjusting to the "new normal," which clearly is a dangerous trend.  I wager the higher this goes, the closer we are to a disaster.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:26 | 2417232 aerial view
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Like a flock of sheep, consuming everything in their path, feeling satiated and completely unaware that they are slowly being led to edge of a cliff. One must wonder if there has ever been a higher level of ignorance in this country?!

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:31 | 2417272 haskelslocal
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Just curious. Where do you put yourself in this flock? Seems you've fallen for the oldest trick in the book. Which is to believe it's EVERYONE ELSE who's asleep, while you're brilliantly standing by sipping a latte and watching the stupidity unfold. Why do so many feel they're not the sheeple, as if they've been exposed to a sacred truth and stand above the rest. Better make sure you don't go "consume" anything today in all that awareness.

Sadly, you're suffering one of the most stealth mindgames of them all.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:57 | 2417396 aerial view
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Maybe a better question is "where do YOU put yourself in this flock and what have YOU done about it?!

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:25 | 2417234 crawl
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401k accounts have been made good and in the green.  People are buying cars, taking vacations, buying $4/gallon gasoline.  What could possibly go wrong?  The future is to worry about when you get to the future.

Reality, one day, will cause a lot of hurt.  Today is not the day today.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:27 | 2417239 Bastiat009
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Stocks up, gold crashing further ... stocks are up in Europe too (because the American consumer is confident) .. gold has been falling for nearly a year now.

I am not sure why, but facts are facts.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 11:13 | 2417456 DosZap
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 gold has been falling for nearly a year now.

I am not sure why, but facts are facts.

Its easy............................

We are Globally entering into the next to last phase, DEFLATION.

Everything will drop (soon) like a rock,barring Israel bombing the piss out of Iran(which basically is what they stated yesterday),that will get the mkts UP.(PM's)

We are close to the END GAME fella's.................................After the election the SHTF in a huge way.(if Oscumma wins).

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:26 | 2417242 adr
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HAHAHAHAH You don't think the PPT would allow the market to crash today did you?

This fucking farce must go on at all cost. The Nasdaq is already up .5% today and the Dow and S&P are rallying. I said last night the Fed would throw $100 billion into the market. I probably wasn't off by much. I can't even see the volume chart this morning so it is all PPT.

JP Morgan will most likely be green by the end of the day.

The consumer sentiment and PPI reports are complete fabrications to give cover for a Fed algo buy rally. 50 point jumps in seconds on the Dow chart.

Only a few thousand bullets to heads will stop the madness.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:38 | 2417289 dvsteenk
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i start to think they don't need $100 billion to make it move wherever they want

like the market sells off for 4 hours and then they simply buy 10 shares per second for 10 minutes  - or some leveraged crap - raising the bid linearly until short squeeze takes over

 

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:26 | 2417243 roadhazard
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Who are they polling the 1%. Manipulated numbers.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:33 | 2417248 rwe2late
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 I'm confident the worse things are, the more things could potentially be better, 

and each thing that goes wrong, means one less thing that could possibly go wrong.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:31 | 2417261 nick howdy
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It all makes sense...Most of us are, dependent on the system, idiots..Followers to the last...Believers in hierarchal structures that blow up in our faces everytime...Belief in leaders. The MSM tells you things are better and so even though you've got a gun in your mouth, you somehow still believe...

The anti-depressants help I guess..Everyone is on some sort of drug..Just to be able to deal with the unreality of reality..

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQngYFbZTo0

 

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:32 | 2417273 Head_Shots_Work
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Yeah - things are better, my vegetables are growing, my chickens are producing, my ammo stock is at an all time high and my new Glock is awesome. Now I'm just buying grain in 10 gallon buckets. Course, if I dwell on what I'm going to be missing (golfing at the club, destin's sandy beaches, frozen margarita's, watching 3d blockbusters, imported wine, hell, imported anything, gas) then I get kind of, uh, sad. ;<(

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:34 | 2417276 Jake88
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i feel sick

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:33 | 2417278 blueskies123
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now markets being driven up on shorts running 100mph to cover, it's all cover driven now and PPT forced market up. Anyone have any ideas about how many billions of securities were purchased this morning to stop a market selloff and force shorts to run for cover?

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:44 | 2417322 SmoothCoolSmoke
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Shorts need to grow some nuts IMO.  I'm shorting via Spy puts on the ramp here.  Hoping for a quick $1000 - $2000 when it turns back.  We'll see.

But.....got a sneaky QE feeling bout this weekend.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:47 | 2417352 blueskies123
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Whaddya mean? QE has already been unleashed and the markets are being ramped up higher this weekend for a big rampup in preparation for the FB IPO on May 18th? So markets will reach new highs next week?

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:53 | 2417380 SmoothCoolSmoke
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I think we could get an offical announcement of QE that probably is already going on.  It would be a "buy the rumor, buy the news"  situation so to speak.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 11:05 | 2417430 blueskies123
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So Bernanke is going to say a few words of wisdom and/or because everyone knows the markets should have sold off today because of Euro + JPM + Greece default + everything else, so thus QE is on its way?

This past Monday and today will both go down in the history books as major tour de force courtesy of PPT. I suggest looking at the HFT algos at the opening bell and tracking for the first hour will clearly show markets are being "herded" into green territory. Never before have so many "buy orders" been dumped onto open market in the face of bad news!

Well, they've got the power to print and print away they do.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:44 | 2417325 Village Smithy
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At some point responsible money managers are going to come in and start unloading, but this morning is a wake up call that we are in a new era where shorting is just not tolerated. What we need is for traders to stop shorting, a short boycot if you will.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:40 | 2417302 SmoothCoolSmoke
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The current ramp of SPY is phenominal.  TPTB are freaking out. 

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:41 | 2417305 dvsteenk
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what if JPM did not incur any real loss but just wanted to stage a squeeze

eh, OK, sounds paranoid...

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 11:11 | 2417306 caconhma
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Before sereously considering the consumer confidence number by Reuter, just ask yourself few questions:

  1. Do you really trust to Reuter? After all, they are just a propaganda outlet lying about averything else.
  2. Do you have any doubts  that the same mass media that helped to elect Obama to the White House 4 years ago is working overtime to keep him there? Regardless of what Obama say, he is a proven and reliable Banking Oligarchy puppet. There are too many problems with Republicans (Ron Paul supporters, a large Tee Party poorly-controlled segment, noises about cutting the government, Romney is unpredictable, etc.,)

The bottom line: the Zionist Banking Mafia and their paid agents want to keep Obama in for the additional 4 years. He did not finished his job destroying America yet.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:42 | 2417312 adr
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Apple is now green and up over $1. BAC is up $.25 from the morning low. Even JP Morgan is up $.20 from the low this morning. Everything is on a Fed buy ramp job. Nothing will fall for the rest of the day.

 

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:42 | 2417319 Shizzmoney
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Beware when the market shows strength when it the fundamentals prove otherwise; remember before Jan 08 crash, we had 8% GDP "growth" prev quarter

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