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...As For Corzine - Your Chance To Either Own A Piece Of The Fastest Appreciating Asset, Or At Least Annotate It
A long, long time ago, back when we could barely rub together 10 visitors a day, we suggested an "Investment idea that gets you point with the ladies" in the form of art conceived by the inimitable Geoffrey Raymond. Judging by market clearing prices, anyone who listened to our advice back then, when a typical Raymond sold for $20-$30K, has generated returns well in excess of either gold or silver - an SAC-blush worthy 50% CAGR! Raymond's latest product has a starting bid of $85,000 and will only go higher. If anyone has some devaluing fiat with Corzine's name written all over it (literally) they can do the barter here. For everyone else, this is your chance to not only annotate it as Raymond will transcribe the wittiest Zero Hedge comments onto the painting, but tell one of the biggest criminals, and we have to add "alleged" for legal purposes but whatevs, of 2011, who will almost certainly never be arrested, not even if he were to pitch a tent in the middle of Zuccoti Park, how you really feel.
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Night of the Long Knives is coming. If not by gov indictment, then by the hands of the people.
J.corzine should do the right thing and pay mf customers $650,000,000 of his own money.
That's the trouble with stolen money. There's never enough to make the thief ever feel secure. The 650 MM he "rightfully -earned at Goldman Sachs" was multipiled by JonC's ZEROness and still makes him a ZERO. Do the math or 100 years in his case.
Goldman employees present and former Suck/s your wallet dry and then screws you upside down.
Yes so do the other TBTF Banks but Goldman is the leader.
It's time that these guys are put behind bars. Else the mobs will string them up.
"MF Global - stronger than ever" - that would have been next week's Barron's magazine cover if not for some d..k who in the last minute diverted and stole $6 billion in bailout money that was coming our way.
Yours truly
J. Corzine
I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Camden
New Jersey or the lam
And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing
I'm Jon Corzine you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that
I want Corzine to run the gauntlet on La Salle Street in Chicago from the Board of Trade to the Chicago river. La Street would be lined with former MF employees , account holders and other traders . Everyone would be holding a stick of some kind - ax handle , car antenna , baseball bat , whatever. Everyone gets 3 swings as he goes past. If he makes it to the river , he goes free. If not , Streets and Sanitation pick up the body the next day and dispose of it along with the rest of the trash.
Oh, did I mention he has to run or walk it barefoot and stripped to the waist.
On his 65th birthday run, born on 1/1/47, should be earmuff weather about then. Account Holders (not eric place Holders) can taunt him with icicles that leave no trace.
Jon Corzine; "You scratch my back and I'll scratch... only kidding, a little to the left, aah that's the spot."
October 30, 2011 Mischief Night. We know what you did.