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squeeze the shorts before the markets implode.
Credit never lies.
either does physical PM's
Puppy saved from drought-caused crevice
Rescuers hit an unexpected snag when they reach down…
Yahoo front page. 'Merikans paying attention. Hey? People! A major US bank is probably manipulating the price of silver.
SHHHHHH! I wanna hear about Pitt and Aniston.
keep the serfs ignorant and you can take everything they own
Perfect presentation of American attention. Sigh
**Now who could junk J. Aniston? Personally, I think the chart above should be replaced with her pic**
clearly brad thought angelina had more refined qualities...
If so, he would be right.
Doing heroin, injecting you ass fat into your face, and adopting 19 third world babies so you can go around being a sanctimonious frigid bitch are what passes for refined nowadays? Gimme Jen--she's gooder people.
she's old...who gives a fuck about her? She has no discernable talent either and all those pics you drool over were after 4 hrs with a makeup artist.
Too bad that weren't Geithner and the Bernank- could've just shoveled the hole in.
A giant onion, you say? Do go on!
It's a friggin' monkey.
Sad about the plane crash. Looks like a stall turning base-to-final.
A little watering and good soil will keep puppy-size cracks from appearling in N. TX soil.
Link to Instant Noodle Museum more interesting than giant onion. Never has so much sodium been placed into such a small styrofoam container.
never even close when i was flying...know your approach speeds. Nothing else really matters. They may have crossed the controls, who knows
"know your approach speeds. Nothing else really matters." Well, I'm glad you're not still flying. I think. "They may have crossed the controls" There must be a less probable statement that could be made, but off hand I can't think of what it could be. The aircraft is described as suddenly "The left wing went down, and it spiralled into the ground" Tell us, oh master of aviation; what is the one hundred percent certain symptom of a low speed low altitude STALL in an American Propellor tractor aircraft? "The left wing will drop". You're beginning to annoy me.
Approach speeds don't matter.
Angle of attack does, and was probably exceeded.
"A stall turning base to final." You have trouble distinguishing between an airport and a golf course?
At least the puppy is OK.
Indeed...market makers. The facilitators of much of the shenanigans we are seeing in the market. Bid lifters, the ones who arrange for selling that cause equities to rise.
We talk often about the HFT...but manipulative market maker activity is huge, as is the massive problem of ETFs.
The charts are completely incomprehensible, and probably don't mean anything anyway. But this is a very interesting post; personally I liked the Giant Onion best.
Equity can water down stocks with 6 billion shares all it wants. It still has to be able to sell it to get paid. Sure it's ponzi financing but if people aren't buying then it doesn't work. Which is why stock pumpers gotta pump so desperately.
Get robot trader out here he'll keep em out of the credit markets when they need money for 2 billion 4 billion 10 billion a year losses that they book as gains.
"Equity can water down stocks with 6 billion shares all it wants. It still has to be able to sell it to get paid."
And that is when the Fed, the Bernank, and the primary dealers appear, on cue and as if by magick.
They chewed through savings. Then they chewed through 401k's pensions. Now they are going to chew through cops and soliders and citizens.
how does this compare to the Lehman shit fest of '08?
Were gonna need a bigger fan.
But da guys on cnbs tell me stocks are cheap right now.how that dat be?
There's a E/P ratio opposite of PE that takes into account INTEREST RATES, very positive.
JOHN BONHAM RULES: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhVZ4EralZY
Take a break people. 1973 Led Zeppelin, Madison Square Garden, NYC
hellz yeah bonham...and page...and plant...and jpj!
silver took off after the u.s. close..lol
Surely the action in AMZN, Nasdaq, and retail (esp luxury retail) qualify as some kind of blow-off. AMZN, a $100b company that makes razor thin margins on $50b or so in sales looking forward, went up by 15% this week and today went up non-stop with barely a downtick on no news at all. Short covering or not, where does this all end? And how come it wasn't hit harder when all the shorts were established? The short covering logic doesn't compute, this is just another enormous bubble, not tech so much this time as consumer. How on earth can a triple-digit PE bet on the US consumer be expected to pay off at this point in history? Incredible stuff.
Wish I could hit the green arrow more than once. Incredible stuff indeed. Can you use food stamps to buy iPads?
It has been a while since Amazon told California to get bent.
Wonder what's up.
amzn up 36% in 19 trading sessions to new highs after the initial aug crash. you know that kind of action always happens at market bottoms. always. /s
blow-off top indeed.
next leg down is where they get all of the momo growth leaders that refused to die the first time around. bye bye amzn, pcln, lulu, cmg, gmcr, ulta etc etc etc
The trailing P/E on AMZN is OVER 100.
The company has never paid A PENNY in dividends and probably NEVER WILL.
Not that anyone even looks at that stuff anymore.
If you want to see the nature of institutionalized criminal syndicate Wall Street bankers and their computers in action, check the options on AMZN today. Check those 235s. Now that's how you make money for the bonus pool as a parasite attached to the jugular of the American non market capital markets.
From .o3 cents to five bucks. Presto.
'Now that's how you make money for the bonus pool as a parasite attached to the jugular of the American non market capital markets.'
We need a word for markets that aren't markets. Suggestions?
Nice. That'll do. Look @ last 20 minutes of BAC if you wanna see investing.
Not to worry there. Wait another 20 minutes, and they might just be boarding up the windows at every branch in the nation.
"Carpet joint" or how about "Bucket shop"?
Hedge dont leave home without it.
The DJIA surged approximately 720 points from its intraday lows of 10,789.87 on Monday, September 12. That is a substantial move in 4+ trading session... especially when you consider had bad much of the macroeconomic data has been this week.
What is going on? This must be something more than short covering. Maybe The Great Chairsatan really is going to blow us away with the latest tool from his toolbox. Maybe the Fed will start buying up all distressed mortgages and/or some other form of LSAP.
Short term, I am banking on it. Thinking that long term treasuries are going to get a bid as well.
your attempt to make sense of the senseless is admirable...but I think this is simply a MIRACLE!!! Since March 2009, a modern day miracle is taking place!!! Jesus turned the water to wine and now modern day saint Ben has turned shit into shin-ola. Don't question what the lord has given but simply praise his newest apostle.
All praise the wonders of heaven on earth.
It's just redefining what a loss is.
All the toxic paper still exists and is valued at whatever the fuck they want to value it at. Value it at reality and every bank in NY folds the next day.
So the bankers ordered the world to become oncologists. The game is to live life as if you didn't have cancer. Then you die. Soon.
Still looks like be f'ing bear flag. Sharting to run short on time though. One more push higher maybe.
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