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Crude Complex Market Halted - Update: Market To Reopen At 3:15pm With 15 Minute Preopen

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Update 3: Market reopens - "perfectly normal market"

Update 2: "CME Globex Crude Complex Futures and Options markets will open at 14:15 Central Time with a 15 minute pre-open"

Update from CME: "The following actions will be taken on CME Globex Crude Complex Futures and Options markets prior to the market opening: All day and session orders, including GTDs with today's date will be cancelled. All GTCs that have been acknowledged will remain working."

Something odd is going on in crude quotes which halted at 2:04pm, following what may have been an algo gone berserk in advance of what may or may not have been a block order. The feed has since stopped transmitting. The initial read is "technical difficulties" out of the CME Globex crude exchange. Someone take quote stuffing a little too far today?

And this is what happened in USO just before the crash. Note the surge in volume:

And on the CME's website:

And upated CL March volume chart:

Update: $101

Translation: all your electronic barrels are belong to SkyNet.

 


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Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:21 | Link to Comment lolmao500
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Time to bomb Iran then!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:25 | Link to Comment dhussey
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... scary thing is... you may be right

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:29 | Link to Comment ShankyS
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Looks like the heartbeat of a healthy rhythmic market to me? What's the problem? <sarc>

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:36 | Link to Comment Manthong
Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:06 | Link to Comment NewThor
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I try not to pay attention. And! not Comment on ZEROHEDGE.

cuz when i do....

all my computers get Hacked.

and i lose a lot of screenwriting and video editing work.

and that sucks.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:09 | Link to Comment NewThor
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Seriously. I've had my Macs and PC's hacked and zero data'd several times.

I've had all my email accounts hacked in seconds, including twitter, facebook and yahoo.

Why am I the fucking bad guy in this scenario?

I've been on the Anti-Bernanke bandwagon since 2007.

I wish we had a real Fight Club here at Zerohedge.

"You'll never knock me down, Ray."

 

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:14 | Link to Comment NewThor
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Funny story.

Last time I was at the APPLE store to get my Mac fixed cuz of hacker dudes....

the Apple guy gave me the line that "Macs can't be hacked."

I pulled up the front page of Zerohedge that showed Anonymous had hacked the Interpol and CIA 'anti-hacker' phonecall and posted it online.

I asked the guy, "So if Anonymous wanted to hack a Mac, he couldn't do it?"

Apple guy "He probably could, but he wouldn't hack you."

Me. "So Macs can't be hacked?"
Apple guy "That's right. Macs can't be hacked."

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 17:22 | Link to Comment JohnG
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That's bullshit I can hack a Mac in less than 10 minutes.  It's so easy it's a joke.  You can be root in 5 minutes.  5 minutes later, you're done.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 17:32 | Link to Comment JW n FL
Mon, 02/13/2012 - 17:42 | Link to Comment NewThor
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My question is "Could you track my hacker?"

If I could find out who it is, I could send Batman or Wolverine pay them a visit.

They're owned my ROOT for awhile, and no root kit in the world gets them out or keeps them out.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 20:49 | Link to Comment sgt_doom
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"..I could send Batman or Wolverine pay them a visit."

Dude, Bruce Wayne is a bankster, and that Wayne Foundation of his is where he hides his wealth and further ownerhip of even more stocks, bonds and companies.

Focus, big guy, focus!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 23:39 | Link to Comment foofoojin
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You didn't read the fine print.

 A Mac can't me hacked, unless connected to the Internet. :)

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:20 | Link to Comment smiler03
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People who've had their computers hacked = terrorist.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:25 | Link to Comment NewThor
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Under NDAA, anyone who speaks out against the status quo of government and economics could be considered a TERRORIST.

Don't like Bernanke, Geithner or Obama's way things are run?

Time for the new game show "Black Bag Zip Tie Fun!" with your host, Big Nugget.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 17:22 | Link to Comment ilion
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What are you guys so surprised of? This is a perfectly efficient market, at least Bernanke thinks so.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 17:49 | Link to Comment Cathartes Aura
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um

I've had all my email accounts hacked in seconds, including twitter, facebook and yahoo.

you have accounts with these entities, but you think ZH is responsible for you being hacked?

 

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:11 | Link to Comment tekhneek
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I try not to pay attention. And! not Comment on ZEROHEDGE.

cuz when i do....

all my computers get Hacked.

and i lose a lot of screenwriting and video editing work.

and that sucks.

This sounds a lot like problems anyone who uses any version of Windows experiences. Throw your P(iece of)C(rap) out the window and go get a Mac or use Linux.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:18 | Link to Comment NewThor
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The hacking started on my Macbook Pro.

I'm a Final Cut Pro addict, don't like Avid or Premiere.

There have been security issues on the Mac with Icalender, Itunes, Isynch...etc.

I'd like to buy a NEW macbook pro, but if they can continually synch my global prefs, then what's the fuggin' use?

 

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:27 | Link to Comment Kassandra
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Get Bitdefender.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 17:17 | Link to Comment SAT 800
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No, you would not like to get a NEW macbook pro; what you would like to do is download Linux Mint operating system onto to your PC notebook; and erase everything on there made by MicroSoft. Then the world becomes peaceful and productive.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:38 | Link to Comment trav7777
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Macs suck shit.

The only reason people don't hack them is because nobody uses them

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:44 | Link to Comment CvlDobd
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I hear the iTerminal is coming and Bloomberg is fucked!

AAPL FTW!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 17:17 | Link to Comment SAT 800
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That's about it alright.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 18:27 | Link to Comment Vagabond
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Yeah... nobody except 70% of the sheep entering college.  And many more of the bourgeoisie that keep up with the Jones'.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:51 | Link to Comment Atomizer
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You might want to uninstall the europe firewall from your computer system.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:58 | Link to Comment Gazooks
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You're a very bad man.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:43 | Link to Comment AgShaman
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I saw a Cat.....and then I saw another cat that looked just like it?

Must be a glitch or somethin'

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:59 | Link to Comment knukles
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Wasn't that Heisinberg's Lost Pet "Sorry Officer, but I'm uncertain where my fucking cat is." principle or Schrodinger's "It's sure as hell's not alive anymore, dude." roadkill hypothesis? 
Or maybe an upcoming mysterious budget that'll never get passed.

Reminder to readers of an official nature (as in official readers); It's not the fucking financials, it's the politicians dicking around that are getting us (as in US, too) downgraded.

Well of course stocks should be going up, Knukles.  What do you expect?  Reality?

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 17:06 | Link to Comment DeadFred
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You may be a science geek if the SPCA is after you because you tried the Schrodinger's cat experiment.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:54 | Link to Comment aerojet
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A glitch in the Matrix, sure.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:11 | Link to Comment boattrash
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'Twas just that "Fat Fingered" bastard again. Nothin to see here.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:08 | Link to Comment Gringo Viejo
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I've always enjoyed the term "Technical Issues". Covers a lot of ground without saying shit.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:29 | Link to Comment AL_SWEARENGEN
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Yeah seriously,, Iran hasn't closed the strait of hormuz so the CME Cocksuckers are doing their part to further the cause of fraud and war. 

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:33 | Link to Comment eatthebanksters
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methinks the CME got advance word on something and closed it down as a precautionary move...we'll know soon enough whether its for real or just another bluff...

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:02 | Link to Comment knukles
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in your best John Wayne voice:

Maybe they're really bluffing

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:26 | Link to Comment The Shootist
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but, Pilgrim, you caused a lot of trouble this morning; might have got somebody killed; and somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won't. I won't. The hell I won't!"

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:34 | Link to Comment Ruffcut
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I was going to say I saw it live or dead for 20 minutes. Options stayed constant so nothing was fishy there.

SOme fat ass tripped and pulled out a plug, somewhere. Glad I did not have a trade on and watch it lock and what if you are on the wrong side? FUCK!!! this shit makes a traders heart fall right thru thier ass.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:51 | Link to Comment Doña K
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Why do people still trade after MF Global? You get better odds in Vegas

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 18:12 | Link to Comment Cathartes Aura
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why do ppl still vote after Dubya & O'bamalama?

old habits die hard.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:45 | Link to Comment Dollar Bill Hiccup
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Stuxnet was served across the court and thwap!

A return volley by ... Ayatollahnet !

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:46 | Link to Comment Dollar Bill Hiccup
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dupe ...

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 17:27 | Link to Comment Cadavre
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Time to bomb, indeed!

I'm sure the USO chart is not, in fact a record of the USO tick, but and instead, an aurel histograram reorded from the last 8 bars of Iron Maiden's Montsegur, being played backwards!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 18:06 | Link to Comment combatsnoopy
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I wonder if the oil companies are hedging to keep their costs lower?  I hope they are.  

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:21 | Link to Comment Fidel Sarcastro
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Business as usual....carry on.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:22 | Link to Comment GeneMarchbanks
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Good place to get stuck. Price fluctuations will resume post liberation.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:22 | Link to Comment Sylvia Plath
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Not quote stuffing... it's a algo trying to break the book open before close.

 

The algo is playing both sides, and orders being filled.... 

 

We shale see!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:26 | Link to Comment dhussey
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thats not exactly out of the ordinary... thats HFT 101... buy bid, sell the ask... a trillion times over... and thats it

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:26 | Link to Comment GeneMarchbanks
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Any-non-moose. Expect them.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 18:19 | Link to Comment Cadavre
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The algo is playing both sides, and orders being filled....

Wondering if there's a "tell" or "tell of the tail" when algo's are trapped on both sides of the trade, both the party and the counter party, In equities there appear to be an event where the vix and the 21 HV print correspond within a penny for a few days - or weeks. A few months and repeats later the sell off. It's like HFT's book is VAr neutral and asset prices trade as though "they" underly the derivative contracts like both buyer and seller and 100% self insured - where's the money in that? Perhaps some kind of provincial banker oneupmanship frat game?

When there is no price action in the asset, our very famous, lonely and remembering daze gone by when they chummed to hook retail traders, yet still, very sociable  HFT algos' will always find a party someplace else - even if the asset has no alternative except as an upmarket float carried by it's very own options!

How noble! How noble, indeed!

We're not going to war with Iran - Israel would be a smudge in minutes - we get cut off from global markets - the commons is ready to gut the suits -  Black Water Mercs and VIP body gards don't like being paid with toilet paper no more than the 300 Million ants maintaining the hive's infrastructure do.

The fog and posturing is ruse, an opiate, to calm and relieve the herd when another glorious coalition of genocide only invades Egypt. They want Egypt. They want Africa.

 

Shit - they already got us!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:23 | Link to Comment lizzy36
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Everyone being told technical issues at Nymex. 

Weird.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:24 | Link to Comment Ahmeexnal
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technical issues == NATO forces bankrupt and can't "liberate" iRan and Syria

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:26 | Link to Comment dhussey
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Too many bullets un fired to be bankrupt just yet ;)

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:24 | Link to Comment Fix It Again Timmy
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NO, no - not this Monday, you idiot - Next Monday!  Somebody got their wires crossed....

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:25 | Link to Comment HamyWanger
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The Peak Oil sect will be there in a minute to interpret this as a sign of a coming apocalypse in crude. They are so predictable. 

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:28 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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The "unicorn piss will save us" brigade will be here in a minute to interpret this as a sign of a coming messiah from the Elvin Kingdon Mithrandier.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:31 | Link to Comment tmosley
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I see the "there is no such thing as technological or scientific advance" brigade is already here.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:45 | Link to Comment trav7777
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there sure are technological advances; they helped us suck the oil out faster and deplete quicker.

 

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 19:13 | Link to Comment Cadavre
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Not a good time to be long oil - even with the fed's "plan" to devalue the USD 33% in next couple of years. refined and bulk demand is dropping like the book P/L of an overly zealous "peak oil" fanatic's too heavy to long oil positions.

They snagged you man - snagged you good, This always happens before the "big" haircut - most know that by now.

Peak Oil is a scam - like war - not because of it's limitations  as a resource, but because of it's real term price limitations  - we're in, we've been in, an oil glut for more than 20 years - peak oil is a story boiler room pitchmen use to bait the fearful with offers of a replacement faith, the belief in "Peak Oil". Bet on the insurance GS wrote and not the investments they placed [and] then subsequently, coincidentally, insured.

One can deny reality, but one cannot deny its consequences.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:42 | Link to Comment Calculated_Risk
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WHOA!!!! So your sayIng unicorns do exist?!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:45 | Link to Comment tmosley
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Pretty much.  Show him evidence of alternative fuels and energy sources, and he calls them "unicorn piss".

It's pretty pathetic, actually.  It's too bad he chooses to continue his pointless pressing of this idiocy.  There is no reason behind it.  Only pride.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:04 | Link to Comment knukles
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We've already reached peak unicorn piss.

Where's the Messiah when we need him? 

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 21:56 | Link to Comment Archon7
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Well, then maybe it's time we started tapping unicorn shit?

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:46 | Link to Comment trav7777
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alternative fuels...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  Like what?

An alternative to what, oil?  Or unicorn piss.  there IS NO alternative for oil.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 17:26 | Link to Comment I only kill chi...
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Yak Shit to you, Yak dung to everyone else.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 18:59 | Link to Comment Babushka
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Who needs oil?

just a couple thigs made out of it: gasoline, diesel, propane, asphalt, bitumen, tar ,polyester, nylon,petroleum jelly, ammonia,Ethane, Fuel oils * Petrol * Jet fuel * Kerosene * Liquid petroleum gas (LPG) Alkenes (olefins) which can be manufactured into plastics or other compounds * Lubricants (produces light machine oils, motor oils, and greases, adding viscosity stabilizers as required).  Wax, Sulfur or Sulfuric acid. Bulk tar. Petroleum coke, Paraffin wax,Aromatic petrochemicals.

We can easly replase it all with a solar battery or wind turbines. ;)

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:32 | Link to Comment Global Hunter
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this is about a market breakdown, peak oil is kinda off topic don't ya think?

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:33 | Link to Comment rosex229
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this is clearly a sign that the peak oil apocalypse is upon us... Oh wait... this is an utterly pointless event that will have no effect on anything anywhere.

the irony is the fact that I'm taking the time to comment on this completely useless piece of information.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:35 | Link to Comment Tsar Pointless
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You rang?

Yes, it's pointless. All of it is.

Useless, yes, but primarily pointless.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:37 | Link to Comment blu
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It's another open-thread. Go nutz.

Did you hear the one about the baby Harp seal that walked into a club?

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:52 | Link to Comment engineertheeconomy
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Nothing to see here, keep moving folks

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:10 | Link to Comment Theosebes Goodfellow
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Yup, but the second one should have seen it coming....

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:34 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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Right Hammy, oil is SO easily obtained and plentiful, thats why we're on a Hitlerian march across the world to topple govt's and steal as much oil as they can.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:47 | Link to Comment HamyWanger
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"Physical peak oil, which I have no reason to accept as a valid statement either on theoretical, scientific or ideological grounds, would be insensitive to prices. (...)In fact the whole hypothesis of peak oil – which is that there is a certain amount of oil in the ground, consumed at a certain rate, and then it's finished – does not react to anything....  Peak oil has been predicted for 150 years. It has never happened, and it will stay this way." Dr. Christoph Rühl, chief economist of BP


Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:48 | Link to Comment rosex229
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Haha wow that guy really said that?! Yes Mr. BP Man supply has absolutely no effect on price in economic theory.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:14 | Link to Comment HamyWanger
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cargo_cult

That's exactly what the Peak Oil movement is, in an inverted manner. Instead of wishing modern technology's appearance, they wish it to disappear. In both cases they don't understand it, in both cases they are afraid of it, and in both cases they have recourse to incantations.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:55 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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Hamy youre slipping out of role, getting all politicaly charged and whatnot....bad troll, BAD!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 17:11 | Link to Comment rosex229
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There are many shades to the so called "peak oil movement," and you're right. some of them are doomers who if they weren't dooming about peak oil they'd doom about something else, but many are pragmatic, rational thinkers who have looked at the numbers and can see that the world has a looming energy crisis.

Haha I mean come on we just experienced the highest january gas prices in history. remember the 1970s oil shocks that caused two severe recessions in the developed world? the price you're paying at the pump at this very moment is higher, in real terms, than what you paid in the 1970s. just wait for the joy you'll have at the pump come April. oh, but I forgot, we're not in an oil shock.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 20:42 | Link to Comment Moe Howard
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Gasoline is 15 cents a gallon based on 90% junk silver face value. It has never been cheaper as far as I know. The FRN, however, is busy being debased, if you base your calculations on something created out of thin air.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:49 | Link to Comment Piranhanoia
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Ham, please, eat yourself. You will get plenty of animal fat and a blowjob at the same time.  If you chew long enough, we won't have old hamy to save as leftovers for the family dog.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:54 | Link to Comment engineertheeconomy
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Hamywanger you can blow me too while you're down there...

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:48 | Link to Comment trav7777
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what a motherfuckin moron...yeah, Ruhl too.

Peak oil was predicted in the 1950s.  Then it happened.

In fact, it has happened to 54/65 of the top oil-producing nations.

I have no clue why a fucking economist should even think themselves qualified to SPEAK.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 17:00 | Link to Comment css1971
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Um.

It already happened in 1971 in the USA. Oil production peaked, then started declining, and kept on declining. Till today production is about 50% of peak output.

Why do you think the US had to quit Vietnam, come off the gold standard and stop sending people to the moon? You had to start buying energy just like everyone else.

 

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:34 | Link to Comment resurger
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Hamy I swear to god i have never read your post! I SWEAR!!

 

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:49 | Link to Comment Ruffcut
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Darn it all, hamypajamy.  Bullshit once came natural to you. NOw, you are sad and pathetic. You are not even worth junking anymore. 

You are way beyond your mental peak.  You lost your edge when your mother shut off and your brother's Robo's , internet.  How's it at the library these days?

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:19 | Link to Comment boattrash
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Ham, SSSSSHHHHHHHH,

They might decide to render and burn your lard-ass if you let out the news.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:53 | Link to Comment css1971
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It has occurred to some that when the food supplies start to falter, there are in fact a lot of calories just walking around the city streets.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:24 | Link to Comment William113
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Obama was to busy putting out his budget and forgot to do some insider trading. So CME is helping out.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:25 | Link to Comment TraderTimm
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Better get someone over to 350 E. Cermak to kick the HFT racks!

Probably some poor schlub tripped over a badly-laid fiber connection.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:25 | Link to Comment yogibear
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Just before a rocket ride up. The word is getting out.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:25 | Link to Comment Everybodys All ...
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When a broken market is "fixed" this is how it trades.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:26 | Link to Comment WALLST8MY8BALL
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Wonder if they put in testing orders into the live market, again?

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:27 | Link to Comment ShankyS
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A little tweeking and the symmetry of that algo could be perfected, but then we'd all see what's happening. Better leave it like it is where no one will recognize it. 

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:27 | Link to Comment hankwil74
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Electronic trading of crude oil removes all reality.  It's not crude oil, it's just numbers on a screen.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:52 | Link to Comment GeneMarchbanks
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'Electronic trading of crude oil removes all reality.'

Whereas other electronic trading accentuates reality?

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:23 | Link to Comment Schmuck Raker
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I think a better word is embellish.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 19:51 | Link to Comment Jim in MN
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emblemish

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:27 | Link to Comment MrBoompi
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What's the problem?  Was somebody important about to lose some money today?

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:22 | Link to Comment scatterbrains
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I think JPM needed a time out from trying to keep prices contained.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:28 | Link to Comment LongSoupLine
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Just a bit of HFT algo indigestion is all.  Similar to sitting down to a huge feast and you're the only one at the table.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:29 | Link to Comment SunBlaster
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Proceed with Iran's beating when the feed stops transmitting!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:29 | Link to Comment lolmao500
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China ftw... I think they just gave Obama a new idea...

http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/02/13/us-china-debt-idUSTRE81C074201...

China tells banks to roll over local govt loans: report

China has told its banks to start a huge roll-over of loans to local governments, the Financial Times reported, aiming to give itself more time to deal with a $1.7 trillion debt hangover from the global financial crisis.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:37 | Link to Comment GeneMarchbanks
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From the piece:

' "This is bad regulation but I don't think we are going to get a bank crisis," said a bank analyst in Hong Kong.'

That is reassuring.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:59 | Link to Comment lolmao500
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By denying, they are confirming.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:29 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Fat Finger Timmy needs to stop eating hamburgers while he trades.  One thing at a time, Tim!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:32 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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HIGHLY bullish ladies and gents! You realize at this rate we only have 10-15 more trading days until we're above all-time previous record bubble top market highs! 

Its a motherfukin PARTAY!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:33 | Link to Comment resurger
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PARTAY Foo Evaaa!

Are we through with dividends or not yet? 

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:30 | Link to Comment AllAboutTheBenjamins
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how rude of the crude

 

*rimshot*

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:30 | Link to Comment Global Hunter
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When I was a kid I learned from my father to bang on the top of the television with the palm of my hand with my fingers extended when the reception went fuzzy, have they tried that?

Or they can try a reboot and the problem will be solved.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:32 | Link to Comment blu
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I always tell them to hit the Any key. Works a treat.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:35 | Link to Comment Global Hunter
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I haven't heard that one!!!! lol

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:53 | Link to Comment DosZap
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Is Israel attacking Iran NOW?

It's just a matter of days...................Never again another Holocaust, the dwarf with the HUGE piehole has guaranteed it.

GO LONG, Izzy nails IRAN.

Time to GO REAL Long on crude..

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:35 | Link to Comment Gully Foyle
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Global Hunter

"When I was a kid I learned from my father to bang on the top of the television with the palm of my hand with my fingers extended when the reception went fuzzy"

What are you French? We Americans used the much more effective closed fist alternated with a swift kick. For it to truly work you must shout as loudly as possible" COME ON YOU COCKSUCKER WORK!".

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:42 | Link to Comment Global Hunter
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Canadian but born in England so I do appreciate mocking the French.  On a more serious note the French speaking people in Ontario that I've met are the salt of the earth.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:11 | Link to Comment kridkrid
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They should have said Oui when the had a chance.  I think about that vote from time to time.  The doom and gloom predicted had Canada broken up and the reality that things would have been just fine.  That's where we are all heading eventually.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:17 | Link to Comment Global Hunter
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je ne peux pas agree more even is its "unpatriotic" of me to say so.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:21 | Link to Comment kridkrid
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"Patriotism" is almost always a scam. It's the excuse provided to people so that they will act against their best interests (both individually and collectively).  It's a bludgeon.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:23 | Link to Comment Diogenes
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When they held the referendum they should have let all Canadians vote, as separatism affects all Canadians.

If they ever do that I predict Quebec votes to stay in Confederation and the rest of the country votes to boot them out.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 18:44 | Link to Comment Maxter
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Last I heard they didn't plan to have any military. Avoiding an Iran war and possibly WW3 make me think it would have been a good idea too be booted our of Canada.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:28 | Link to Comment Ceteris paribus
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You are just saying that because they don't like you because you are not french.
I have been to Ontario , great place one problem it's full of French

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:17 | Link to Comment whatswhat1@yahoo.com
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A threat of a cycle in the dishwasher always works for me.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:30 | Link to Comment Dr. Kananga
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I've seen that wave form before... back in the 1970s, working on the Forbin Project. ... Colossus has returned.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:33 | Link to Comment lolmao500
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That movie was meh.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:44 | Link to Comment engineertheeconomy
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Anyone that uses the words; government, gold or "rigged market" should be turned in to homeland security immediately

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:56 | Link to Comment smiler03
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I've seen that shape before too, a saw :O)

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:34 | Link to Comment Global Hunter
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You gave me a new reference to look up cheers. 

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:14 | Link to Comment kridkrid
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Remake

Imagine Entertainment and Universal Studios confirmed that a remake titled Colossus, to be directed by Ron Howard, would be in production as of April 2007,[5] but was delayed for years. In October 2010, the project moved forward with the announcement that Will Smith will star in the lead role, with the script being written by James Rothenberg.[6] In July 2011, Variety reported that Universal replaced Rothenberg with Blake Masters of Law & Order: LA to do a new draft of the script

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:37 | Link to Comment Alea Iactaest
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Colussus = Skynet. Anyone seen HAL 9000 around here?

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:43 | Link to Comment Dr. Kananga
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Who do you think runs GS?

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:01 | Link to Comment Falcon15
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I'm sorry, Dave. I can not allow you to do that.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:52 | Link to Comment mick_richfield
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THERE IS ANOTHER MACHINE.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 22:09 | Link to Comment Archon7
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Heh, you all laugh, bu t they've already made hybrid computer processors that use a combination of semiconductor and living brain cells.  The simple "robots" that they made with them learned to do things that wasn't in their programming.

 

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/80beats/2008/08/14/rat-neurons-build-a...

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,403744,00.html

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:31 | Link to Comment blu
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There is warfare in the server room. Digital weapons for virtual combat is the shape of things to come.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:33 | Link to Comment sabra1
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everything goes in a corrupt market! like a sore loser who upsets the gameboard, and wants to start over!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:34 | Link to Comment alien-IQ
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clearly this is bullish. after all...what isn't?

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:34 | Link to Comment TradingJoe
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Someone going short here, big time!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:56 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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Well whoever was going short there then just got kornholed, BIG TIME!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:36 | Link to Comment Mr_Wonderful
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Total liquid fuels were at all time highs in January, according to OPEC and the IEA. I think a 30% correction in crude would be very natural.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:37 | Link to Comment zerotohero
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Obummer is doing rock paper scissors with his joint chiefs of staff as we speak.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:37 | Link to Comment Mr_Wonderful
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Uhm, that would be January supply, to clarify.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:38 | Link to Comment Global Hunter
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I recall about 10 years ago joining a mid sized indepedent brokerage trading desk and during my first week meeting with the Head of Compliance and him smirking and telling me that in 10 years all trading will be computerized and there will be no need for professional execution traders for equities anymore.  Being rather naive I immediately thought of a scenario like this where the whole thing shuts down if a computer breaks.

edit: I know this is crude and not equities but a market is a market...

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:39 | Link to Comment sabra1
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hopefully tommorow it'll be:

S&P 500 Market Halted
Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:39 | Link to Comment non_anon
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We're Experiencing Technical Difficulties - Please Stand By

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvX7TFA4jV0

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:39 | Link to Comment ThisIsBob
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Let all the machines blow up.  Make them trade under a Buttonwood tree.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:48 | Link to Comment HungrySeagull
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No.

Grab a stack of Office Depot dry erase boards and round up the phones.

And get moving.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:49 | Link to Comment ziggy59
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Wow and France lifts ban on short selling of financials...

http://beta.finance.yahoo.com/news/france-lifts-ban-short-selling-153921...

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:48 | Link to Comment tallen
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Skynet is become self-aware.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:50 | Link to Comment Manthong
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It just got to liking stroking itself a bit too much.

Maybe it found some computer porn.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:49 | Link to Comment Zero Govt
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anyone with money in CME or on the Crimex is a nut job

..and deserves to lose their capital

You have been Warned

Heavy Metal sounds good (own it)

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:49 | Link to Comment engineertheeconomy
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What do you mean we're out of fucking oil ? But they would never lie to us...

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:49 | Link to Comment Xibalba
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liquidity trumps solvency. 

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