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HA HA HA HA !
This seems low to me.
Harry has 3 inch thick rose colored glasses compared to Kermits 2 inch thick version.
Harry is a lampoon of TPTB troll plants, don't junk him into oblivion.
BAML is firing like crazy, huge job-stick-save from Bianco!
Kermit has pink unicorns flying out of his arse!
Pink unicorns? Those are soooooo rare, dog. Anyone flying on pink unicorn power shall be interviewed by the BlowHorn [CNBC], and quickly so. That is a very special individual with a very unique vision of markets.
I hear the pink unicorns crap piles of pure Hopium! Kermit should deliver a bunch free to CNBC this morning to get the party started.
The fumes from the pink unicorn piles have now magically levitated ES by 12+ points....
What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's Wanger...
' Bianco who, perfectly oblivious of the world ending one broke European country at a time, has just released the following: "S&P 500 2011 year-end target remains 1400, 12-month target raised to 1450 from 1400 12-month target raised on time value and conviction in 2012 EPS being ~$100 barring recession." '
Ummm the world doesn't matter, what are the charts saying!
WTF? Whatever they're paying you biancy, it's way too much. Put the pom pom's down and walk away.
I am persoally going to UPGRADE Bianco to full-on FUCKTARD and downgrade SP to 950 by THIS Thursday.
This is called "Being the optimistic Jew in the Auchwitz showers"
Of course, the fucking con show will be with the US the country that produces nothing with all the growth while the rest of the world implodes. Where the fuck does this shit end? This is to prod the sheep throw more of their money so the gansters can get out of their last holdings. S&P 1450?.... Maybe in 2030 and that is simply based upon inflation asjustments. Fuckin Clown!
French Finance Minister told him everything is fine
And Greece will experience 5% GDP growth.
5.21% to be exact
nice touch with the name of the link to the report
PUMPERS OF THE WORLD UNITE!
WONDER TWINS AND SUPER FRIEND STYLE!
and he makes 7 figures for that? maybe buffett can get his money back
What an absolutely useless and worthless excuse for a human being. The very sad thing is, his bonus/IQ ratio is probably through the roof.
It's good to see that the impending economic disaster isn't affecting the heavy narcotics market on Wall Street.
This fucktard is about as useful as Ed Yardeni.
Actually he would have been off by 60%, not more than 100%. Just to be pedantic.
In 2008 his 1650 S&P call was met by the S&P at 666, well over 100% off. And he called that AFTER Lehman....obviously this guy views everything thru 2 inch thick rose colored glasses.
benny blanco from the bronx:
If Jim Bianco (Bianco Research) were smart (and he is)
he would change his name or file an injunction against his namesake David
timely release as ES enjoys nice 10 pt + rally off this morning low.
Can you say short squeezing the gonads!
Review Rule 48.
Rally was due to happen. Expected it earlier as I was buying back my shorts ealier this am
he got a call from liesmann this AM ..just cought tha lies mann saying on CNBC this AM ..hey 2 trillion stimulus is great idea..santelli rolling eyes
Low hanging fruit
Not even worth commenting on. Could you imagine being with this brokerage firm and know that the commissions you pay are going to people like this. Glad I do not deal with any of these squids.
And I look at all the headlines today, Greece, France, Euro, contagion, and just smile. We all knew about this Saturday and Sunday here at Zero Hedge. No surprises for us yet the people are going bonkers.
Gold still in its triangle, going to sweep another miner into my basket on this pull-back. These are gifts guys IMHO> I have taking advantage of this many times. Anyone think the run in miners is over and it is time to put it all in NFLX? I mean it is down over 100 bucks from the high just a few weeks ago. What a bargain. Nah, think I will wait a little longer. Maybe at 85 or so might pick it up. :) jk. Have no interest in generic stocks.
And that ladies and gentlemanis the type of genius being cultivated at BAC.
Even Cramer had some comment about this report "i struggle getting to his level" and this smartism "a credit crunch is BAD for earnings".
Well folks there you have it.
Just remember guys, when Bernank starts chanting and twirling his beads, up we go. Treacherous market and tough to short at these oversold levels. Staying away from shorting. I do not day trade anyway. Not smart enough to catch the 45 minute pumps and dumps.
market no where near oversold-weeks off low, 10-day a/d's barely neg!!
He should buy lottery tickets with such optimism.
"We expect the deficit debate to remain tumultuous through the end the year. We remind investors that given the large dollar figures being discussed the contentious nature of the debate is to be expected and should not be taken as a sign of dysfunction."
Don't worry everyone, the gov't is working perrr-fectly fine. the complete cluster-fuck of the last few months? this is normal. Pop a xanax and put a few market orders in.
COME ON GUYS!! Don't You see it's a JOKE: One on the Analysts is JIM CAREY ... Hold on! No, it's Jill Carey : "HO MY F* GOD!" poor guys, they are associated with this clown.
Hey, be grateful for Bianco and a few more like him.
We need a few buyers.
He's betting it all on Ber-shankie and QE3. Stranger things have happend.
Nobel prize for best market forecast?
The U.S. benchmark index may slump to 910, Mary Ann Bartels and Stephen Suttmeier, Bank of America’s New York-based technical market analysts, wrote in a report today
Awkward moments in the canteen
Bianco = Merrill Lynch sell-side "research".
What do you expect? Truth & objectivity? LOL.
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