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Deconstructing Hopium In 3 Simple Charts

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Confused as to how to position your equity portfolio? Need to BTFD? Unsure of what is going on now that Bernanke has left you alone in the dark with reality? Have no fear. These simple three charts, that perfectly describe the process top-down for arriving at a view on US equities, will allay all your fears of missing the next great bull market leg. Equity Prices track Earnings Estimates; Earnings track ISM; and Real-Time Surveys indicate ISM going down. @Not_Jim_Cramer provides this clarifying confirmation of what we noted yesterday with regard to oil prices and slowing global growth (or a lack of printing) - equities appear alone in their hope for now.

1) Price Tracks Earnings

 

2) Earnings Track ISM

 

and 3) ISM Is Going Down...

 

Trade Accordingly.

 

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Fri, 06/22/2012 - 15:37 | 2552165 realtick
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Great charts - no bubbles, no arrows, just important data.

Why can't they all be like this?

Fri, 06/22/2012 - 15:53 | 2552230 mayhem_korner
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Fri, 06/22/2012 - 15:56 | 2552246 JPM Hater001
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I picked the wrong week to quit fig newtons.

Sat, 06/23/2012 - 07:41 | 2553357 MuppetMaster
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http://www.youtube.com/user/SOSTacoJohnson?feature=mhee

 

I have found Alpha.  & I give it to you for free.

Come see what I'm doing.  See what I'm seeing.

Fri, 06/22/2012 - 16:06 | 2552295 Decay is Constant
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Is it my imagination or are the upswings of the chart staying pretty much at the same level while the downswings keep getting lower and lower?  That doesn't seem to bode well.

Disclaimer:  I do not have any financial background whatsoever, but love to watch this stuff.  Kind of like watching a train wreck in slow motion...just horrible, but can't take my eyes off of it.

Fri, 06/22/2012 - 15:40 | 2552173 becky quick and...
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great charts. even the kenyan could understand them. probably.

Fri, 06/22/2012 - 16:00 | 2552268 Dr. Engali
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Not with out a teleprompter telling him what they mean he can't.

Fri, 06/22/2012 - 15:41 | 2552181 davinci7_gis
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The charts look alot like a heartbeat to me..the heartbeat of someone having a cardiac arrest :)

Fri, 06/22/2012 - 15:45 | 2552202 ceilidh_trail
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Sooo, bad time to get into TNA?

Fri, 06/22/2012 - 15:53 | 2552234 bmusic
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TNA puts maybe

Sat, 06/23/2012 - 09:01 | 2553414 Mugatu
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TZA is the bear fund to TNA.

Fri, 06/22/2012 - 16:01 | 2552261 Dr. Engali
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I could get into some good T & A......oh I think we are talking about two different things.

Fri, 06/22/2012 - 15:47 | 2552213 mayhem_korner
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caus-o-rellation, muppetz!

Fri, 06/22/2012 - 15:51 | 2552225 Conman
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Chartology lesson is that hopium always recouples with reality eventually.

Fri, 06/22/2012 - 15:55 | 2552240 SmoothCoolSmoke
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But today....the BS pump is on.  Why isn't the entire SEC staff.......IN JAIL?

Fri, 06/22/2012 - 15:55 | 2552243 nobusiness
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I would love to stay short, but looking at last years 6/30 quarter close the SPY went from 127 to 134 in the 4 days ending 7/1/2011.

Fri, 06/22/2012 - 23:19 | 2553082 The Monkey
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Agreed... And this year we have GS on the bear side to boot. Set-up for quite a squeeze.

Fri, 06/22/2012 - 15:57 | 2552252 debtor of last ...
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Never knew that buying a house with a mortguage was also "trading". Bitchez.

 

Give me back my life gubmints, Bernanke's, Sorosses and related agents. I can't do my job for my employer anymore, because it's a multinational. With tentacles like GS. 

 

I want to watch them burn. Creepy motherfucking assholes. Everytime i see the big boss at night, in my dreams, he says: Your mother sucks cock in hell. And then he turns his head 180 degrees.

 

Soon everything will turn 180 degrees.

 

Thanks ZH, for providing truth.

Fri, 06/22/2012 - 15:57 | 2552253 distopiandreamboy
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Quarterly options expiration next week has a historically upward bias, so no need to look at any data just BTFD.

Fri, 06/22/2012 - 16:04 | 2552283 Bastiat
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<duplicate>

 

Fri, 06/22/2012 - 16:08 | 2552299 Pairadimes
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If these charts were off a seismograph, we'd all be in the street in our underwear, dodging sheets of glass falling off of buildings all around us.

Actually, this is really not that different....

Fri, 06/22/2012 - 16:11 | 2552314 JohnKozac
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Scary charts...luckily the NYSE is up, up and away today.....100% disconnect.

Fri, 06/22/2012 - 16:21 | 2552355 carbonmutant
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The Equities market is a Mirage in an economic desert...

Fri, 06/22/2012 - 16:28 | 2552384 uhb
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well how about stfd?

sell the f*ing dip :)

Fri, 06/22/2012 - 16:38 | 2552415 slewie the pi-rat
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re-aligning the equity outlook for BiCheZ

by slewie

  1. 1) reduce equities to zero
  2. 2) reduce equity weighing to zero
  3. 2) reduce retirement exposure to zero
  4. 11) get more exercise
  5. 9) reduce counter-exposure from any equity-issuing sack-0-shit to zero
  6. f) rinse
  7. 4)  repeat
Fri, 06/22/2012 - 17:08 | 2552494 fuu
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Where do sunscreen and hookah fit in there?

Fri, 06/22/2012 - 17:18 | 2552520 slewie the pi-rat
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excel secrets are forbidden secrets...

 

 

Fri, 06/22/2012 - 17:26 | 2552543 fuu
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Wow you can afford the good stuff, I'm stuck with libre.

Fri, 06/22/2012 - 18:03 | 2552618 q99x2
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Uvxy down 20%. I'm going back to work out front of the 711.

Fri, 06/22/2012 - 18:44 | 2552702 Galactic Superwave
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A chart of the real time surveys vs. the S&P would be nice to make the point even more obvious.

Sat, 06/23/2012 - 11:31 | 2553673 LMLP
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From Mckinsey

http://www.mckinseyquarterly.com/newsletters/chartfocus/2012_06.html

The de-leveraging has a shitload left to go

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