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How would you normalize the word BITCHEZ or FUCK?
@zerohedge will control the algo-bots! All hail our new @zerohedge overlord!
this would be vulnerable to "Twitter bombs" just like Santorum was to Google bombs.
All I want for Christmas is to watch the entire US stock market crash into oblivion because of trolls on Twitter.
"OMG, Bove said to sell everything! The sky is falling!"
A Magic 8-Ball would be at least as accurate as this system, with the advantage of not being vulnerable to a denial of service attack.
Quick! Set up 100 twitter accounts and type "$FAZ and GOLD has lots of upside" on all 100 twitter accounts..
since you're not pre-approved for lying (like fatty liesman), the sec will have you arrested.
I have 20 robotic twitters already jamming muther fucker!!! You don't even have to lie, you just have to jam it. The machince won't know the difference between buy, sell, hold. LOLs
The thing is, these HFT's will 100% be fading any trends on Twitter. Making people capitulate is more profitable than following their lead.
#Occupy Twitter Next?
We should all just start tweeting ridiculous headlines into this tweet and have the algos go schizo.
But it's Friday...give it a break!
Stock-"twits" - loooove it!
From the "You Just Can't Make This Shit Up" category...
So, which will happen first, an Ashton Flash Crash, or a Kardashian one?
Fasinating... I can't image that they could classify momo stock Tweets as true intelligence. It would be too easy to code up a Twitter bot that would generate all kinds of false messages to trip up your competition. Trick them into taking a position based on seemingly legitimate stock Tweets, take the other side of the trade and wait for them to realize their folly and bail out and then close the trade.
Legitimate stock tweets? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Weird how sociopaths try to find some way to use social networks in their pathology. It's all so logical at this point.
Another reason why you should fear the google-facebook complex. Both companies have instiutionalized surveilllance. Worse, they have turned surveillance into a multi-billion dollar market. And its outgrowth will lead to a new police state apparatus.
We are all fouccaultD now.
I'm long bluetooth douches. It's a web site. Check it out.
I call them Douchetooths
the comedic potential of this information is...INFINITE!
Kill the bots. Kill them all.
#SKYNET #KILL #YOU #DRONE #ARMY #UNSTOPPABLE #PUNY #HUMANS
Don't forget Investor's Business Daily's website
I bet tons of CANSLIM junkies are furiously scanning the Top 50
Looking for buys today based on "proper bases", yada, yada, yada
robottrader: when a permabull turns cynic after repeated losses.
Maybe they could start a series of rumors from S.E.T.I. and juice the markets with hopes that Vulcans are on the way with limitless dilithium crystals.
They could get weeks out of the on and off efforts of Ambassador Soval to convince the Vulcanstag to go along with sharing the technology that solves all of our problems.
Liesman and Cramer should demand the Vulcans take more action to save Earth.
What happens if we all go on Twitter and post how great AAPL is....will it go up?
They're just going to follow Robo's feed. I mean, after all, who knows better??
dangerous children need to be put someplace where they can not hurt others.
You owe me a keyboard.
O/T, but I think ZH'ers will appreciate it. Why Gold? From a chemistry point of view: http://www.slatev.com/video/why-gold-why-not-argon/
Great...so all these morons who post all kinds of sensationalist pumping headlines, or bashing headlines, on Yahoo message forums will now go into overdrive.
The Paid Bashers. People who get paid based on the number of bashing posts they post, under multiple aliases....they have fake conversations going on between various people who are all actually the same one guy, and they give themselves fake "5 star" ratings and bombard anyone who argues against them with "1 star" ratings....
I'm surprised it took the robots this long...
I find it amazing how little the architects of this brilliant concoction understand the fundamentals of moral hazard. Yeah, there is no way to subvert an uncontrolled, unregulated market data to fleece the unwashed masses. I would hope for a short life for this crap, but I know what follows will be even more half-baked.
this is grrrrreat!
why be so negative abt the styooopid hiFreeks trying to front-run the tweets? all's fair in intel, altho i agree this is right up there with dumpster diving and going thru sacks of last week's garbage
maybe they can develop a little robot spyware to help them; tell them when someone is preparing to twitter
Everyone should Tweet that Effen is going the fuck down. Sick of these "mouse rollover" ads popping up all over my face. I move my mouse up to the address bar quite frequently, meaning im getting Effed in the eye at least once every five minutes.
Waiting for HFT to get plugged into ZH by accident. SP 666 in 5, 4, 3, 2...
NoScript is your friend.
No it's not. You can use it but you must use it in conjunction with peer guardian. Else it just collects the information and phones it home to it's website.
Install the file(s) according to directions, your browser won't even load most ad sites.
How can we steer the HFT crowd toward Tilson's tweets..............???
LOL at the attempt to create a short squeeze. Too bad for the bulls, there's not too many shorts to close.
HFT's trade on noise now already. Can't wait for the flash ramp/crashes. Must remember to twat that I've sold 10mil AAPL.
I'm eagerly awaiting their consumption of ZH threads.
*rubs hands while cackling madly*
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