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Fri, 09/09/2011 - 14:37 | 1651893 Mongo
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Shit meet fan

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 14:39 | 1651900 Tsar Pointless
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Brown spots meet wall.

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 14:45 | 1651922 CClarity
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Ready for Reality.  At last!

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 15:16 | 1652072 redpill
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Self-wielded gun barrel meet banker mouth!

I just hope they remember to put a trashbag over their heads first so the poor maids don't have to clean brains off the hotel room wall.

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 15:20 | 1652085 Long-John-Silver
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It's bad luck to walk under Bank Windows.

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 17:30 | 1652580 CompassionateFascist
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Still, it's better than Dexy's Midnight Runners.

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 14:46 | 1651932 TimmyM
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QE3 finds TLGP

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 14:53 | 1651970 Bananamerican
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"it is time the band aid of TLGP... is removed and the market allowed to perceive risk and receive signals upon which to act in order that those that survive can proceed and lead."

But, that would mean "Free Market Capitalism" might break out!!?!

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 15:44 | 1652200 NotApplicable
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Which cannot be allowed to happen, of course.

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 15:57 | 1652260 andybev01
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*just out of curiosity, is your avatar supposed to be this guy?*

http://archives.frederatorblogs.com/refrederator/files/2008/04/dover-boy...

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 15:53 | 1652245 JackieTreehorn
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Which would be the first time in the history of the world.

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 14:56 | 1651980 Piranhanoia
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whalescat meet propellor

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 15:16 | 1652071 pods
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What was that German phrase that PY said a long time ago?

Die Kack ist am dampfen?

Or something like that.

pods

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 17:32 | 1652572 PY-129-20
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Yes, exactly. :) Die Kacke ist am dampfen.

Now you learn another German phrase:

Wir sitzen knietief in der Scheiße.
(lol:LEO says: to be deep in doo-doo. literally: sitting knee-deep in shit)

And here you have my personal favorite German outburst of fury (Actor Klaus Kinski at the set of 'Fitzcarraldo' - the Indians were so scared of Kinski that they offered to kill him) - like Angry German kid on steroids. And the kicker - the director said that this was rather mild compared to his daily outbursts...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75ADI9p2wHY

And here in French:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyM68DCq9hE

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 20:50 | 1653089 pods
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I gotta learn German.  Perfect language to chew someone out!

Danke Sehr!

pods

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 16:18 | 1652352 heyligen
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Sudden debt disaster

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 14:43 | 1651911 SheepDog-One
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Excrement, meet rotary oscilator.

Man theres a WHOLE lot of empty air underneath this tattered and frayed net.

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 14:45 | 1651925 Stoploss
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Holy shit..

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 14:54 | 1651973 Ahmeexnal
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...meet Holy fan

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 17:34 | 1652584 Zombie
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...meet Holy brown spots on the Holy wall

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 14:46 | 1651933 Poetic injustice
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That evil zerohedge spreading more rumours.
Dexia, deny them as soon as possible!

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 15:12 | 1652026 spiral_eyes
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the faster the denial the higher the cds spread.

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 15:46 | 1652206 NotApplicable
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"We are adequately capitalized."

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 14:47 | 1651935 Global Hunter
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"If the CDS chart was the equity one"...if my aunty had balls...

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 14:50 | 1651951 Cognitive Dissonance
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Aunty, please turn your head and cough.

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 15:11 | 1652054 GeneMarchbanks
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She'd be your Uncle?

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 14:49 | 1651942 ZeroPower
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A few weeks back i was speaking to a PM who was holding some unfortunately heavy exposure to DEXGRP, but hadn't hedged with CDS. It was 'too expensive' at the time. Well, about +200bp later, i could tell he wasn't smiling last i exchanged an email with him.

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 14:52 | 1651959 Cognitive Dissonance
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LOL

The problem with waiting for something to get cheaper is that it might just get more expensive.

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 15:12 | 1652058 ZeroPower
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+100

Then again, maybe 1yr GRE paper @ 90% is "good enough" finally!

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 15:15 | 1652070 Cognitive Dissonance
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Good enough often makes for bad marriages......from both points of view. :)

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 16:00 | 1652276 snakeboat
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that's what I'm sayin to self when looking at kruggerands lately...   

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 14:53 | 1651964 Irish66
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Why do you have to figure everything out for them?

I wanted surprise, surpise MISTER PYLE

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 14:55 | 1651972 adr
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Don't worry the NFL season is starting and it will save us all. I just read an article about the NFL jump-starting the economy. They used gameday in Cleveland as an example. Trotting out owners of restaurants saying that Gameday is insane and they need 15 servers just to handle the demand. How Gameday makes their year and all that jazz.

IT'S COMPLETE BULLSHIT!!!!

I work in downtown Cleveland and yes game day is insane and the bars are packed. BUT ONLY FOR 8 DAYS OUT OF THE YEAR!!!! When the team is out of town nobody goes downtown to watch a game at the bar. A few good days aren't going to make up for the 350 days the place is a ghost town. The bar owner they trotted out has a place that is lucky to see about 8 people on an average day. The food sucks and the prices are crazy. It only stays in business because it is owned by a former Brown with a lot of money and he is willing to lose money to have his name up in lights.

The other places are owned by Russian and Albanian mobsters. The corner steakhouse is where politicians go to hand payoffs to construction boss bag men. The best Friday night may see ten patrons.

The MSM is always good for a laugh.

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 15:49 | 1652224 NotApplicable
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Just look at how "crowded" any baseball stadium is these days. For most people, their disposable income is disposed before they even get it.

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 15:56 | 1652259 Clorox Cowboy
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"I work in downtown Cleveland"

My condolences, sir.

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 16:12 | 1652327 Financial_Guard...
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Him:         "I work in downtown Cleveland"

Me:           "I'm sorry?"

Him:         "I said I work in downtown Cleveland"

Me:           "I heard you, I'm just sorry you work in downtown cleveland!"

 

That joke never gets old

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 17:23 | 1652562 Motorhead
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Aw, give the guy a break.  He is proof that there is at least ONE job in downtown Cleveland.

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 14:55 | 1651977 hambone
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OT but important -

Mortgage rates aren't coming down nearly as much as T's would indicate...they look to be decoupling (at least in the short term) from 10y T rates for a slew of reasons...really gotta make you question Operation Twist goals...

http://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/consumer_rates/228272.aspx

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 14:55 | 1651979 La Belle Vie
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No worries , Mr. Mariani and Jean-Luc are on top of this . How long will retail customers in Belgium and Turkey support this game ? Good thing Wilbur Ross bought their crap insurance portfolio

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 14:56 | 1651982 Oxytan
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Given all of this, it sems estrange that the markets are so under control, relatively speaking naturlich.

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 15:21 | 1652083 topcallingtroll
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I will bet they jawbone it up a little for a few weeks, but eventually there won't be enough stupid people in the market.

People are really stupid.  The ECB buys about twenty billion Euros in bonds and everybody is happy.  How many billions are there in soon to be distressed bank and sovereign debt?

People will eventually look at the numbers and quit getting excited about a new drop of piss in the shithole.

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 14:56 | 1651984 ruby
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i'm new to this collapse stuff, how can i buy puts on these dogs? can't seem to figure it out with my regular brokerage account.....how can you buy options on foreign exchanges?

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 15:38 | 1652173 Lord Welligton
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Have you tried phoning Goldman Sachs?

 

:)

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 16:34 | 1652409 ruby
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yeah but they can only help me buy calls......

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 14:57 | 1651988 Pegasus Muse
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Scheiße!   Merde!!   Stront!!!
Fri, 09/09/2011 - 14:59 | 1651993 bob_dabolina
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I noticed that earlier. 

That looks like shit.

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 15:04 | 1652006 Bold Eagle
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Tyler, my friends at the Greek finance ministry are trying to get an explanation regarding the charts, but nothing happens when they click on "HELP" button. What gives?

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 15:05 | 1652015 Yen Cross
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   God bless Bloomberg;. Reutersbis catching the gaff.  MNI is as well!

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 15:09 | 1652035 TradingJoe
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Algos not willing to give up on 1150 yet!

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 15:09 | 1652036 JW n FL
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But! BUT! BUT!!

Germany are SAVERS!! LOL!!

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