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Shit meet fan
Brown spots meet wall.
Ready for Reality. At last!
Self-wielded gun barrel meet banker mouth!
I just hope they remember to put a trashbag over their heads first so the poor maids don't have to clean brains off the hotel room wall.
It's bad luck to walk under Bank Windows.
Still, it's better than Dexy's Midnight Runners.
QE3 finds TLGP
"it is time the band aid of TLGP... is removed and the market allowed to perceive risk and receive signals upon which to act in order that those that survive can proceed and lead."
But, that would mean "Free Market Capitalism" might break out!!?!
Which cannot be allowed to happen, of course.
*just out of curiosity, is your avatar supposed to be this guy?*
Which would be the first time in the history of the world.
whalescat meet propellor
What was that German phrase that PY said a long time ago?
Die Kack ist am dampfen?
Or something like that.
Yes, exactly. :) Die Kacke ist am dampfen.
Now you learn another German phrase:
Wir sitzen knietief in der Scheiße.(lol:LEO says: to be deep in doo-doo. literally: sitting knee-deep in shit)
And here you have my personal favorite German outburst of fury (Actor Klaus Kinski at the set of 'Fitzcarraldo' - the Indians were so scared of Kinski that they offered to kill him) - like Angry German kid on steroids. And the kicker - the director said that this was rather mild compared to his daily outbursts...
And here in French:
I gotta learn German. Perfect language to chew someone out!
Sudden debt disaster
Excrement, meet rotary oscilator.
Man theres a WHOLE lot of empty air underneath this tattered and frayed net.
...meet Holy fan
...meet Holy brown spots on the Holy wall
That evil zerohedge spreading more rumours.Dexia, deny them as soon as possible!
the faster the denial the higher the cds spread.
"We are adequately capitalized."
"If the CDS chart was the equity one"...if my aunty had balls...
Aunty, please turn your head and cough.
She'd be your Uncle?
A few weeks back i was speaking to a PM who was holding some unfortunately heavy exposure to DEXGRP, but hadn't hedged with CDS. It was 'too expensive' at the time. Well, about +200bp later, i could tell he wasn't smiling last i exchanged an email with him.
The problem with waiting for something to get cheaper is that it might just get more expensive.
Then again, maybe 1yr GRE paper @ 90% is "good enough" finally!
Good enough often makes for bad marriages......from both points of view. :)
that's what I'm sayin to self when looking at kruggerands lately...
Why do you have to figure everything out for them?
I wanted surprise, surpise MISTER PYLE
Don't worry the NFL season is starting and it will save us all. I just read an article about the NFL jump-starting the economy. They used gameday in Cleveland as an example. Trotting out owners of restaurants saying that Gameday is insane and they need 15 servers just to handle the demand. How Gameday makes their year and all that jazz.
IT'S COMPLETE BULLSHIT!!!!
I work in downtown Cleveland and yes game day is insane and the bars are packed. BUT ONLY FOR 8 DAYS OUT OF THE YEAR!!!! When the team is out of town nobody goes downtown to watch a game at the bar. A few good days aren't going to make up for the 350 days the place is a ghost town. The bar owner they trotted out has a place that is lucky to see about 8 people on an average day. The food sucks and the prices are crazy. It only stays in business because it is owned by a former Brown with a lot of money and he is willing to lose money to have his name up in lights.
The other places are owned by Russian and Albanian mobsters. The corner steakhouse is where politicians go to hand payoffs to construction boss bag men. The best Friday night may see ten patrons.
The MSM is always good for a laugh.
Just look at how "crowded" any baseball stadium is these days. For most people, their disposable income is disposed before they even get it.
"I work in downtown Cleveland"
"I work in downtown Cleveland"
My condolences, sir.
Him: "I work in downtown Cleveland"
Me: "I'm sorry?"
Him: "I said I work in downtown Cleveland"
Me: "I heard you, I'm just sorry you work in downtown cleveland!"
That joke never gets old
Aw, give the guy a break. He is proof that there is at least ONE job in downtown Cleveland.
OT but important -
Mortgage rates aren't coming down nearly as much as T's would indicate...they look to be decoupling (at least in the short term) from 10y T rates for a slew of reasons...really gotta make you question Operation Twist goals...
No worries , Mr. Mariani and Jean-Luc are on top of this . How long will retail customers in Belgium and Turkey support this game ? Good thing Wilbur Ross bought their crap insurance portfolio
Given all of this, it sems estrange that the markets are so under control, relatively speaking naturlich.
I will bet they jawbone it up a little for a few weeks, but eventually there won't be enough stupid people in the market.
People are really stupid. The ECB buys about twenty billion Euros in bonds and everybody is happy. How many billions are there in soon to be distressed bank and sovereign debt?
People will eventually look at the numbers and quit getting excited about a new drop of piss in the shithole.
i'm new to this collapse stuff, how can i buy puts on these dogs? can't seem to figure it out with my regular brokerage account.....how can you buy options on foreign exchanges?
Have you tried phoning Goldman Sachs?
yeah but they can only help me buy calls......
I noticed that earlier.
That looks like shit.
Tyler, my friends at the Greek finance ministry are trying to get an explanation regarding the charts, but nothing happens when they click on "HELP" button. What gives?
God bless Bloomberg;. Reutersbis catching the gaff. MNI is as well!
Algos not willing to give up on 1150 yet!
But! BUT! BUT!!
Germany are SAVERS!! LOL!!
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