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Dick Bove Goes For The Post-Lehman Twofer: MF Global Is Fine

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Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:30 | 1828321 nope-1004
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LMFAO.  Richard Bove needs to shut up.


Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:33 | 1828340 Hard1
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Are you crazy?? if he shut's up we'll miss out on the most profitable contrarian ideas!

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:34 | 1828346 philipat
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Is it true that he is running away with Meredith Whitney?

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:35 | 1828352 philipat
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Sorry, it might have been Abby Joseph Cohen.

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:38 | 1828359 MillionDollarBonus_
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This is a tragedy. Our Federal Reserve has failed the American people by removing MF Global from their primary dealer list. The Fed could EASILY have provided emergency funding to save MFG from bankruptcy. Choosing your own primary dealer is a HUMAN RIGHT, and this bankruptcy represents a serious loss of freedom and liberty.

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:51 | 1828432 philipat
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@MDB. More misunderstood sarcasm ;-) It just doesn't get understood in the US does it?

Back to the thread, however. You know, the Fed is running out of customers. Even the Chinese no longer want to buy. How can an honest central banker hope to get rid of all this green we are printing? Shit, at this rate we may have to give it away?

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:55 | 1828462 dwdollar
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Dick Bove looks like Helmut Bakaitis who played "The Architect" in the Matrix. However, when he opens his mouth and utters something like "the banks are well capitalized" you realize he's not very good at math, thusly spoiling the illusion.

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 11:06 | 1828531 DeadFred
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But he really likes Italian bonds, that shows him for the fount of wisdom that he is. (s/)

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 12:19 | 1828761 TruthInSunshine
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The cnBSc Comedy Channel & Sell-Sider Anal-Cysts marches on to lower lows.



Dick 'Buy Bank of America w/2 Fists' Bove

James 'The Winners of the New World' Cramer

Jim 'Dow 36000' Glassman

Steve LIESman

Bob 'I Couldn't Fill My Dad's Shoes' Pissanti

Abby Joseph 'Destroy Your Portfolio' Cohen

Barton "Fall Asleep & Drool After Soft Food Lunch" Biggs

Llazllo 'Just Square Whatever My Last Uber-Bullish Projections Were' Birinyi




Mon, 10/31/2011 - 12:38 | 1828819 Don Birnam
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Bove, Birinyi, Cramer, Joseph-Cohen, Ralph Acampora, and Joe LaVorgna should form their own start-up business news network -- web-based only -- moderated by Dan Dorfman. 


Mon, 10/31/2011 - 14:19 | 1829191 TruthInSunshine
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Very nice work there. I especially appreciate the Ralph Acampora, Joe LaVorgna and Dan Dorfman references, which my list above was seriously flawed without their inclusion.

Also, Ron 'Inane' Insana... does anyone know if he's been bullish or uber-bullish since he failed at his attempt to run a hedge fund (i.e. anything other than bloviate and engage in SWAGing on the teeeveee).

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 21:52 | 1830477 Fish Gone Bad
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Dick A Bove.  Dick above.  Coincidence?  I think not.

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:59 | 1828501 HoofHearted
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Out of a helicopter...with a guy whose beard is as nice as my plumber's being the one shoving it out...

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 11:19 | 1828580 Kayman
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at this rate we may have to give it away?

Give at away ?  That would be an improvement.  Right now they're paying the PD's to take it !

MF Global isn't the only PD that can't play "hot potato"

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 11:13 | 1828556 malikai
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We need to take a serious look at how important these great banks are to our economy. Only then, can we step up to the plate and accept a new World Banc backed currency. First, we need to take advantage of these exceptional interest rates and recapitalize these banks. Once complete, we can then have our leaders discuss the unification of all peoples.

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 11:14 | 1828559 common_sense
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  REALLY   F E D   U P  OF   B A I L O U T S !!!

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 11:39 | 1828647 wisefool
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The funny thing about this is that Bove is now on Bloomberg saying that "CEOs can be rogue traders too". CEOs can also be both state govenors and senators who have the authority to put you in jail if you refuse to pay taxes for the bailouts of these revolving door crony capito(a)lists.

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 11:16 | 1828568 Kayman
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yeah, some days I'm thick as a brick.

You are indeed, the comedic counter point.

On a serious note, what shall we do when the Fed files for Chapter 11 ?

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 12:57 | 1828876 TheBillMan
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Way too damn funny...

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:37 | 1828367 SheepDog-One
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Well we'd still have RoboTrader as the ultimate fade indicator.

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:55 | 1828476 kito
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you mean the ultimate faded indicator. robos famous spot on calls are always after the fact.............

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:46 | 1828417 NumberNone
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Agreed.  Everytime he opens his mouth he proves what an assclown he is.  In light of Corzine's Goldman Sachs background and clearly where he learned his tricks...it's nice to reflect on Bove's recent comments on GS...

“Goldman Sachs is the scapegoat of our time,” Mr. Bove said.

Thanks Dick.

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:56 | 1828479 Zero Govt
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Bove said Goldman Sucks is the "scapegoat" or "escape boat" ?

given Blankfeins $100m Bonus heist from a bankrupt Goldman i presume he meant the latter

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 11:29 | 1828609 eureka
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Bove, Birinyi, Biggs... blow, blow, blow, little bitches - 

B-NAMES are little blow-horns for the big blow-horns: Bloomberg, CNBC, MSNBC

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 12:26 | 1828794 He_Who Carried ...
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Bove in Latin means "Ox".

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:29 | 1828324 Irish66
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once an idiot, always an idiot

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:37 | 1828370 I am more equal...
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Isn't Bove short for Bovine.  Dick Bovine.  A bull's dick.  Soft and short and bald.  Sort of like liesman without the beard.

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:45 | 1828413 Schmuck Raker
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"Dick Bovine.  A bull's dick."

A delicacy some places...Eat The Rich.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 02:23 | 1830957 Problem Is
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Aren't you a Banana Split??

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 00:16 | 1835647 Schmuck Raker
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Well...so I am.

Eat me?

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:30 | 1828326 bob_dabolina
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That's funny

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:30 | 1828327 Chasecran
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He makes a great clown for halloween

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:34 | 1828330 DormRoom
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How interconnected is MF Global?  Is it too interconnected to fail? Is this a Bear Stearns moment, leading to a Lehman moment.


stupid modern finance.  Too many bromance links.



Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:38 | 1828374 Bananamerican
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If MF Global is able to streamline its Long Term Capital Management, it may thrive...in the year 2525

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 12:07 | 1828745 Blano
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Nice old song reference.

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:51 | 1828454 Quintus
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If it were that connected, it wouldn't have been allowed to fail.


Mon, 10/31/2011 - 11:12 | 1828553 DormRoom
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if it was too interconnected to fail, it would politically imposibble to rescue.  Neither party wants to be seen as bailing out another bank. 


shrugs.  let's see how the cookie crumbles.

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 11:17 | 1828576 common_sense
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Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:32 | 1828336 sunnydays
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How can anyone really  believe any thing the media puts out.  When MF Global goes down and people lose a lot due to it going under, will CNBC replay this clip?  Those who are asleep will be waking up to what the media does by putting people on to mis lead them.

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:32 | 1828338 FranSix
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Negative nominal interest rates on the three month treasury bill(discount rate) as low as they've ever been:


Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:33 | 1828341 Cone of Uncertainty
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Hey come on, he said he wouldn't want to buy the stock.


What afucking waste of bandwidth.

Please turn yourself in to the retard police Dick.

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:33 | 1828345 the not so migh...
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Bove should be arrested for disinformation... and shot

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 11:09 | 1828541 junkyardjack
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Only Occupy Wall Street gets that treatment

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:35 | 1828350 lolmao500
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From Greece :


Announcing the measure in a desperate attempt to plug a budget black hole, the finance ministry warned that failure to pay the tax would automatically result in power supplies being disconnected.

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:36 | 1828355 ZackAttack
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He's just obeying his master's voice. He probably thinks what he says is as stupid as we do.

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:36 | 1828360 RobotTrader
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If he was pushing DECK or LULU, he would have lots of credibility right now.

Both ignoring the bad news and they keep grinding up.

The U.S. Consumer keeps spending come hell or high water.

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:39 | 1828379 SheepDog-One
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Yea hows your NFLX doing, RearViewTrader?

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:50 | 1828448 krispkritter
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He installed the rearview mirror so he can see how his Date Nights are going...

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:44 | 1828402 bob_dabolina
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lol...Deckers Outdoors -.25

Mad cred 

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 11:02 | 1828517 Tyler Durden
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Perhaps stick to rearview "forecasts"

By RobotTrader 10/30/2011


Yep, any news of paper manipulation or the failure of a firm like MF Global causes everyone to shoot and sell PM's first, ask questions later.


I guarantee you that most retail stocks tomorrow will be unfazed.

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