"The Dictator" Congratulates Francois Hollandaise On His Victory

Tyler Durden's picture

When the situation gets so ridiculous not even TheOnion is fit to describe it, in walks Sasha Baron Cohen and puts everything back into perspective.

h/t @Russian_Market

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zilverreiger's picture

Dont forget this is jewish zionist propaganda, it's not as funny as it might seem.

slaughterer's picture

Notice the way the young woman playing the armed bodyguard on the left blinks when this clown says "he has some of the best rape excuses".  This comedian is a douche who should be sent to Afghanistan.  

BlankfeinDiamond's picture

Or she blinked because blinking is a natural, involuntary funtion.  You, also, can relax.

CH1's picture

But they aren't paid to relax.

resurger's picture

Hairless Amazonian Guard, i lykeeeeeee

Boyaaaaaaaacka Shaaaa'

gmrpeabody's picture

I think I know that one on the right!

Gully Foyle's picture


When Borat was popular a number of people pointed out the racist aspect of the character. It seems Europeans frowned upon the influx of Eastern Europeans of which Borat was a Steppin Fetchit type.

Baron Cohen, the middle of three brothers, was born in Hammersmith, West London. His mother, Daniella (née Weiser), was born in Israel, and his father, Gerald, was originally from Pontypridd, Wales.[5][6] He has two brothers: Erran and Amnon.[7] His family is Jewish.[8] His maternal grandmother, who lives in Haifa, Israel, trained as a ballet dancer in Germany.[6][9][10][11] Erran is a composer and has worked on several of his films. Internationally renowned autism researcher Simon Baron-Cohen is his cousin.[12] Baron Cohen attended Haberdashers' Aske's Boys' School, a private school in Elstree, Hertfordshire, north of London.[13] He went on to the University of Cambridge, entering Christ's College, Cambridge, where he read history.[14] While attending the Cambridge University Amateur Dramatic Club, Baron Cohen acted in the plays Fiddler on the Roof and Cyrano de Bergerac, and performed in Habonim Dror Jewish theatre performances.[1


Baron Cohen, the grandson of a Holocaust survivor, says he also wishes in particular to expose the role of indifference in that genocide. "When I was in university, there was this major historian of the Third Reich, Ian Kershaw, who said, 'The path to Auschwitz was paved with indifference.' I know it's not very funny being a comedian talking about the Holocaust, but it's an interesting idea that not everyone in Germany had to be a raving anti-Semite. They just had to be apathetic."[10] Regarding the enthusiastic response to his song, "Throw The Jew Down The Well", he says, "Did it reveal that they were anti-Semitic? Perhaps. But maybe it just revealed that they were indifferent to anti-Semitism."[10]


Israel and Judaism

Baron Cohen first acted in theatrical productions featuring the Socialist-Zionist youth movement Habonim Dror.[80]

He spent a year in Israel at Kibbutz Rosh HaNikra and Kibbutz Beit HaEmek as part of the Shnat Habonim Dror, as well as taking part in the programme Machon L'Madrichei Chutz La'Aretz for Jewish youth movement leaders.

According to Baron Cohen, "I wouldn't say I am a religious Jew. I am proud of my Jewish identity and there are certain things I do and customs I keep." He tries to keep kosher and attends synagogue about twice a year.[81]

Baron Cohen frequently speaks in Hebrew while playing the anti-Semitic character Borat. He also sang the lyrics from an old kibbutz song (pretending that it was the Kazakh national anthem) in an episode of Da Ali G Show. In one of the deleted scenes of his film, after being asked by the host-pastor to lead the table in a pre-meal prayer service, Baron Cohen, in his character role of Borat, sings a lengthy hymn (not Hebrew) that has clear similarities to the Mussaf prayer service of the Jewish High Holidays. He actually repeatedly sings two Polish phrases (slightly mispronounced) "Excuse me ma'am do you speak English?" and "Could you speak slowly please?"[82]

earleflorida's picture

Haven't been to a movie in six months, but can't wait to see the 'Dictator'! Hey, the guy is funny and controversial, but, he actually makes me laugh at my own prejudiced faults. Ironic, isn't it,... to find humor in ones weakness?

nmewn's picture

We need to laugh at ourselves more instead of taking it all so seriously. It gives ne'er do wells openings to exploit.

Here's a good one from Chris Rock that kinda says it all from his perspective:

"America to blacks is like the uncle who paid your way through college, but molested you."

YHC-FTSE's picture

That's actually nicely put, and probably good advice too. Only wish Mr.Cohen would take that advice instead of inciting hatred against everyone except his kind of people. Don't you think there's a lot of comedy to be found in the worst excesses of zionists, just as there is comedy in the worst excesses of the nazis and bigots? I had the misfortune to see Borat a few years back and that's my main complaint against him - his humour is a one track repetition of the Jewish victim complex and anti-semetism. Would be cleverer if he attacked the monstrosity of some of his folks too (Like the ADL, AIPAC, Israel and Zionism), which Chris Rock did with great effect in his "Never Scared" concert on a range of black issues. 

That's why Chris Rock is a great comedian, and Mr.Cohen is a propagandising piece of shit. (I hope I didn't cause any offence to decent Jewish folks, because I'd be mortified if I did). 

CompassionateFascist's picture

nmewn....Really?  each year in America, 35,000 White women and girls are raped or raped/murdered by violent Congoids. # of she-boons raped, raped/murdered by White men: None. Hollywood Chris Rock reads a script written by Jews. As do they all. My sincere hope is that one day all Jews will live in the Jewish State, a.k.a. Israel, where they can mulct each other to their hearts' content, and all Blacks will be repatriated to Africa, where they can run, jump, and be happy.   

Arthur Borges's picture

Oh Please! And how many Black women have been raped by their White Masters or just local White Trash?


I do enjoin you to walk the streets of New York after a quick trip to Nairobi or Kampala and then check out how many shades of brown you see in Harlem or Bronx. If possible, take along a White South African of my age: they are fine judges of how many parts White a Black happens to have -- and you can be sure that very little of it was handed down through honorable intermarriages although there is an exception if the Black happens to be from Angola or Mozambique because, for all the horrors the Portuguese perpetrated in their colonial heyday, they did encourage interracial marriage.


nmewn's picture

His remark wasn't so much about rape as it was about...it may have sucked for them (back then) but its a helluva lot better than running around in the jungle now. So like many other blacks, he's ready to let it the fuck go and quit cryin about it.

As he says, he got into the entertainment business to hang around with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson. He writes his own shit as far as I can tell.

Not sure about your rape stat either...if Zimmerman can be labeled a "white" Hispanic by "progressives" it adds a whole new subset likely missing from your Anglo stats.

But lets go ahead and all stay at each others throats...it keeps our hands busy and away from the throats who really deserve it.

FranSix's picture

Those ingrate Uzbekistanis are still fuming, I expect.

slaughterer's picture

Refuse at all costs to make common cause with any type of anti-Semitism, esp. in comedic or ironic post-modern flavors.  

Same with sexism.

Where is my chill pill?  Ok, found my meds.  

CharlieSDT's picture

Quit being a douche, dude.

Arthur Borges's picture

Ridicule is a very powerful way of changing people's attitudes and for every joke, there is a counterjoke. 

Humor (and cooking) are what make us human.

Ban humor and you dehumanize us.

A good joke can really shut up an idiot most efficaciously, e.g.


Shortly after the creation of NATO and one of many joint exercises, German and UK fighter pilots were winding down together over drinks at the officers' club when one of the flight lieutenants started trashing Germany over its wartime treatment of Jews until one Luftwaffe colleague injected in a monotone: 

"Yeah, my father died in a concentration camp."

The lieutenant expressed condolences and then everyone fell silent until the Luftwaffe jock added:

"He fell from a machine gun nest."


frenchie's picture

typical deeply schizofrenic juden chutzpa...

Piranhanoia's picture

Wonder if the T's ever thought their site would become a mecca for bashing people from any other country but Merka.  Sarcasm is best left to those capable in a battle of wits,  not the unarmed.

Acorn10012's picture

Can't speak for anyone else, but as an American I love to bash hell out of Americans. Fuck Obama, Dubya, Hillary, Cheney, Falwell, Flynt, Michael Moore...

And as an American, I have the right to tell anyone else to fuck off...as long as I'm hiding behind the computer screen.

Peace out, bro.

PS - T's seem pretty sharp, reckon they did.

CharlieSDT's picture

I'm American, but it's pretty hard to decide what to bash the most.  Is it the stupidity?  The obesity?  The entitlement?  Or we could just combine the 3 and voila! --- American Chicks!



koperniuk666's picture

CSDT - "What to bash the most?"

I think it's that a hundred million of you REALLY believe in God.

Oh, and that you don't realise that America IS  the problem.

PS - for those to whom it is not clear ( Merkans), Baron Cohen is JUST TAKING THE PISS.

That's it. Just that. 


Cindy_Dies_In_The_End's picture

Fight Rape: Shoot Back.


Anyway, the whole point being he is a comedian.

Taint Boil's picture



Notice the way the young woman playing the armed bodyguard on the left blinks..............

On an average and as an estimate a person would blink 5,606,400 time in one year.
If that person is awake 16 hours per day. In 80 years a person would have blinked 448,512,000 times

448,512,000 x.03 seconds per blink = 13,455,360 seconds of blinking / 60 seconds in a minute = 224,256 minutes / 60 minutes an hour =3,737.6 hours / 24 hours a day = 155.73 days of darkness in an 80 year span. You don't see a half a year of your life by blinking.

Harlequin001's picture

Well that's it then, from now on I'm just going to stare bog-eyed and unblinking until I start walking into things...

BlankfeinDiamond's picture

Relax zilv, you'll live longer.

I_ate_the_crow's picture

I'd like to see an experiment whereby someone takes a camera to a busy city street in America and asks people "do you know where Kazakhstan is or anything about the country?"

I'll go out on a limb and guess that the overwhelming majority of the respondents would say "No I don't know anything about it but I know that's where Borat was from". People now associate Kazakhstan with that character and it's portrayal of the country as a dirt village where people have sex with their siblings.


The goal of this "The Dictator" bullshit propaganda is no different.


BlankfeinDiamond's picture

What's your point, crow?. Americans are idiots anyway. Are you stating that Borat was a campaign of misinformation. Would this be a scientific experiment or more of an impulsive, impromtu survey?

I_ate_the_crow's picture

My point is that I'd have more respect for the deceptive, lying globalist corporate raiders and their mass-murderous hostile takeovers of the sovereignty of every nation-state if they just came out and titled "The Dictator" as "Ahmadinejad" or "Gaddafi".

It's pathetic and disgusting behavior, but I suppose that is the only possible outcome of war by deception. Americans may be idiots but we have been systematically turned into that by the flouride, gmo's, chemtrails, pesticides, and media-legal-religous-financial-education systems foisted upon us at birth by your employers.


CharlieSDT's picture

Dude, I doubt SBC is working for "deceptive, lying globalist corporate raiders and their mass-murderous hostile takeovers of the sovereignty of every nation-state".  I think he's probably one of the good guys, actually.

I_ate_the_crow's picture

Stand corrected if that's the case. I immediately place under suspicion the motives of anyone who responds to a post critical of zionist media with a "nazi prick" retort. This is a ridiculous statement regardless of motive, though, seeing as how the zionist bankers funded Hitler.

BlackholeDivestment's picture

...nice link. I showed this to someone who went there before they started building this weird masonic satanic stuff. I asked them what they thought about it? ...and the response was pretty much the same as when you tell the typical morons, the 99.9% of the people on Earth. The people do not care about anything but the poison on their plate, until they realize it is about to kill them and then it's too late. In the mean time, people are too invested in the lie to even bother. Information, like this, just pisses them off. Lol. They actually think there's ''nothing to see here, move along''. The ''voice'' (like the one on the intercom telling people http://www.rense.com/general14/afterd.htm  to go back into the WTC on 911) does not even need to bother telling them, LMAO, they will continue to buy, sell, and eat shit. http://bible.cc/john/16-2.htm




koperniuk666's picture

In the full clip ( which I cannot find), Americans are asked to indicate North Korea on a world map.

But this is a film crew on Main Street USA




Arthur Borges's picture

If you google "Stupid Americans" you'll find videos where an Australian tests Americans on their knowledge of world geography.

Asked to name a country whose name begins with "U", one respondent chirps out "U-goslavia".

Asked to find Iraq on a map of the world, they express only the mild surprise of a weekend shopper finding his dream bargain after locating the country way down in the lower righthand corner of the map where the interviewer had relabelled Australia as Iraq.

francis_sawyer's picture

 "Dont forget this is jewish zionist propaganda, it's not as funny as it might seem..."


Fuck that... If it's funny, I'll go watch it... If you're immune to zionist propaganda (as you warn against)... Why the fuck not partake in a little mindless propaganda as you sit back, eat your popcorn, & enjoy the view?...

I've made ONE solemn decision in my life... That is... I swear to GOD I'm not going to die unhappy...

Pinch's picture

Dont forget this is jewish zionist propaganda, it's not as funny as it might seem

Doesn't seem funny to me. Strange that none of the Chosen funnymen (Sandler, Black, Baron Cohen, Seinfeld, Stiller, etc) can barely raise a smile with me. Must be a cultural thing.

Harlequin001's picture

'Strange that none of the Chosen funnymen (Sandler, Black, Baron Cohen, Seinfeld, Stiller, etc) can barely raise a smile with me.' - No it's because they're genuinely crap. Anything that comes with 'canned laughter' usually is.

Go check out Billy Connoly, The Two Ronnies or Morecambe and Wise. Only Fools and Horses should make you crack a smile, unless you're dead already...

tallen's picture

He's gone downhill since Ali-G and his comedy nowadays is all staged and barely funny, i.e. Bruno.

Tho, I do appreciate jokes against DSK.

Popo's picture

Agreed. Nothing comes close to Ali G pitching the hoverboard idea to the VC fund. *That* shit was funny.

TheObsoleteMan's picture

If it comes out of Hollywood, NYC or Washington DC, it is zionist propaganda. Back in my day, this agent of Israel would have changed his name like Kirk Douglass and countless others did. Today they don't even bother, they are out in the open with it. Just shows how conditioned the average american has become.

BlankfeinDiamond's picture

You are a nazi prick. Please live up to your screen name.

Gully Foyle's picture


Riddle me this, why does every television show need a Jew these days? There are more Jewish characters than Arabic,more than all Asians combined, and in some cases more than Blacks and Hispanics.

And all seem to be practicing Jews.

How often do we see television poke fun at Indian gods like Ganesha, but no one ever jokes about Rabbi's biting off foreskins.


Rabbis Oral Circumcision Technique Investigated in Infants Herpes Death


BlankfeinDiamond's picture

"Every televisoin show"? Please refrain from using absolutes.

Gully Foyle's picture


I suppose there are some BET shows that aren't all that open about the Jewishness of a character.

Then again maybe you are one of those throw the tv out folks and just aren't familiar with the modern entertainment landscape.

Fuck dude, even Deadwood had it's Jews.

Gully Foyle's picture

Hollywood is run by Jews. It is owned by Jews, and they should have a greater sensitivity about the issue of people who are suffering because they've exploited [them]. We have seen the Nigger and Greaseball. We've seen the Chink. We've seen the slit-eyed dangerous Jap. We have seen the wily Filipino. We've seen everything, but we never saw the Kike, because they knew perfectly well that is where you draw the wagons around.

Marlon Brando

Shazam342's picture

and add to that also that if there are any Christian characters on a TV/movie show, their good name is sullied.

TheObsoleteMan's picture

No, I am not a nazi. they were totalitarians, like the zionist. Funny how you play the script handed down to you; call someone a nazi who doesn't toe the line, straight out of the ADL's playbook. I am living up to my screen name; I think for myself.

CH1's picture

You are a nazi prick.

Indeed he is. But he may also be a paid troll.

Antisemitism is the weapon of choice for Fed trolls trying to derail ZH discussions.

Oh, and they try very hard to get a bunch of up or down arrows (whichever is more evil) really fast, before sane people get around to clicking.