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"The Dictator" Congratulates Francois Hollandaise On His Victory

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When the situation gets so ridiculous not even TheOnion is fit to describe it, in walks Sasha Baron Cohen and puts everything back into perspective.

h/t @Russian_Market


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Sun, 05/06/2012 - 16:09 | 2401388 zilverreiger
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Dont forget this is jewish zionist propaganda, it's not as funny as it might seem.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 16:12 | 2401396 slaughterer
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Notice the way the young woman playing the armed bodyguard on the left blinks when this clown says "he has some of the best rape excuses".  This comedian is a douche who should be sent to Afghanistan.  

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 16:19 | 2401415 BlankfeinDiamond
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Or she blinked because blinking is a natural, involuntary funtion.  You, also, can relax.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 16:59 | 2401519 CH1
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But they aren't paid to relax.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 17:06 | 2401575 resurger
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Hairless Amazonian Guard, i lykeeeeeee

Boyaaaaaaaacka Shaaaa'

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 18:05 | 2401705 gmrpeabody
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I think I know that one on the right!

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 16:30 | 2401444 Gully Foyle
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When Borat was popular a number of people pointed out the racist aspect of the character. It seems Europeans frowned upon the influx of Eastern Europeans of which Borat was a Steppin Fetchit type.

Baron Cohen, the middle of three brothers, was born in Hammersmith, West London. His mother, Daniella (née Weiser), was born in Israel, and his father, Gerald, was originally from Pontypridd, Wales.[5][6] He has two brothers: Erran and Amnon.[7] His family is Jewish.[8] His maternal grandmother, who lives in Haifa, Israel, trained as a ballet dancer in Germany.[6][9][10][11] Erran is a composer and has worked on several of his films. Internationally renowned autism researcher Simon Baron-Cohen is his cousin.[12] Baron Cohen attended Haberdashers' Aske's Boys' School, a private school in Elstree, Hertfordshire, north of London.[13] He went on to the University of Cambridge, entering Christ's College, Cambridge, where he read history.[14] While attending the Cambridge University Amateur Dramatic Club, Baron Cohen acted in the plays Fiddler on the Roof and Cyrano de Bergerac, and performed in Habonim Dror Jewish theatre performances.[1


Baron Cohen, the grandson of a Holocaust survivor, says he also wishes in particular to expose the role of indifference in that genocide. "When I was in university, there was this major historian of the Third Reich, Ian Kershaw, who said, 'The path to Auschwitz was paved with indifference.' I know it's not very funny being a comedian talking about the Holocaust, but it's an interesting idea that not everyone in Germany had to be a raving anti-Semite. They just had to be apathetic."[10] Regarding the enthusiastic response to his song, "Throw The Jew Down The Well", he says, "Did it reveal that they were anti-Semitic? Perhaps. But maybe it just revealed that they were indifferent to anti-Semitism."[10]


Israel and Judaism

Baron Cohen first acted in theatrical productions featuring the Socialist-Zionist youth movement Habonim Dror.[80]

He spent a year in Israel at Kibbutz Rosh HaNikra and Kibbutz Beit HaEmek as part of the Shnat Habonim Dror, as well as taking part in the programme Machon L'Madrichei Chutz La'Aretz for Jewish youth movement leaders.

According to Baron Cohen, "I wouldn't say I am a religious Jew. I am proud of my Jewish identity and there are certain things I do and customs I keep." He tries to keep kosher and attends synagogue about twice a year.[81]

Baron Cohen frequently speaks in Hebrew while playing the anti-Semitic character Borat. He also sang the lyrics from an old kibbutz song (pretending that it was the Kazakh national anthem) in an episode of Da Ali G Show. In one of the deleted scenes of his film, after being asked by the host-pastor to lead the table in a pre-meal prayer service, Baron Cohen, in his character role of Borat, sings a lengthy hymn (not Hebrew) that has clear similarities to the Mussaf prayer service of the Jewish High Holidays. He actually repeatedly sings two Polish phrases (slightly mispronounced) "Excuse me ma'am do you speak English?" and "Could you speak slowly please?"[82]

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 16:41 | 2401478 earleflorida
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Haven't been to a movie in six months, but can't wait to see the 'Dictator'! Hey, the guy is funny and controversial, but, he actually makes me laugh at my own prejudiced faults. Ironic, isn't it,... to find humor in ones weakness?

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 17:59 | 2401688 nmewn
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We need to laugh at ourselves more instead of taking it all so seriously. It gives ne'er do wells openings to exploit.

Here's a good one from Chris Rock that kinda says it all from his perspective:

"America to blacks is like the uncle who paid your way through college, but molested you."

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 21:18 | 2402204 YHC-FTSE
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That's actually nicely put, and probably good advice too. Only wish Mr.Cohen would take that advice instead of inciting hatred against everyone except his kind of people. Don't you think there's a lot of comedy to be found in the worst excesses of zionists, just as there is comedy in the worst excesses of the nazis and bigots? I had the misfortune to see Borat a few years back and that's my main complaint against him - his humour is a one track repetition of the Jewish victim complex and anti-semetism. Would be cleverer if he attacked the monstrosity of some of his folks too (Like the ADL, AIPAC, Israel and Zionism), which Chris Rock did with great effect in his "Never Scared" concert on a range of black issues. 

That's why Chris Rock is a great comedian, and Mr.Cohen is a propagandising piece of shit. (I hope I didn't cause any offence to decent Jewish folks, because I'd be mortified if I did). 

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 22:12 | 2402326 CompassionateFascist
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nmewn....Really?  each year in America, 35,000 White women and girls are raped or raped/murdered by violent Congoids. # of she-boons raped, raped/murdered by White men: None. Hollywood Chris Rock reads a script written by Jews. As do they all. My sincere hope is that one day all Jews will live in the Jewish State, a.k.a. Israel, where they can mulct each other to their hearts' content, and all Blacks will be repatriated to Africa, where they can run, jump, and be happy.   

Mon, 05/07/2012 - 06:03 | 2402755 Arthur Borges
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Oh Please! And how many Black women have been raped by their White Masters or just local White Trash?


I do enjoin you to walk the streets of New York after a quick trip to Nairobi or Kampala and then check out how many shades of brown you see in Harlem or Bronx. If possible, take along a White South African of my age: they are fine judges of how many parts White a Black happens to have -- and you can be sure that very little of it was handed down through honorable intermarriages although there is an exception if the Black happens to be from Angola or Mozambique because, for all the horrors the Portuguese perpetrated in their colonial heyday, they did encourage interracial marriage.


Mon, 05/07/2012 - 06:29 | 2402777 nmewn
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His remark wasn't so much about rape as it was may have sucked for them (back then) but its a helluva lot better than running around in the jungle now. So like many other blacks, he's ready to let it the fuck go and quit cryin about it.

As he says, he got into the entertainment business to hang around with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson. He writes his own shit as far as I can tell.

Not sure about your rape stat either...if Zimmerman can be labeled a "white" Hispanic by "progressives" it adds a whole new subset likely missing from your Anglo stats.

But lets go ahead and all stay at each others keeps our hands busy and away from the throats who really deserve it.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 16:42 | 2401490 FranSix
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Those ingrate Uzbekistanis are still fuming, I expect.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 16:54 | 2401531 slaughterer
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Refuse at all costs to make common cause with any type of anti-Semitism, esp. in comedic or ironic post-modern flavors.  

Same with sexism.

Where is my chill pill?  Ok, found my meds.  

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:26 | 2401926 CharlieSDT
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Quit being a douche, dude.

Mon, 05/07/2012 - 06:22 | 2402772 Arthur Borges
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Ridicule is a very powerful way of changing people's attitudes and for every joke, there is a counterjoke. 

Humor (and cooking) are what make us human.

Ban humor and you dehumanize us.

A good joke can really shut up an idiot most efficaciously, e.g.


Shortly after the creation of NATO and one of many joint exercises, German and UK fighter pilots were winding down together over drinks at the officers' club when one of the flight lieutenants started trashing Germany over its wartime treatment of Jews until one Luftwaffe colleague injected in a monotone: 

"Yeah, my father died in a concentration camp."

The lieutenant expressed condolences and then everyone fell silent until the Luftwaffe jock added:

"He fell from a machine gun nest."


Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:10 | 2401878 frenchie
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typical deeply schizofrenic juden chutzpa...

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 16:41 | 2401484 Piranhanoia
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Wonder if the T's ever thought their site would become a mecca for bashing people from any other country but Merka.  Sarcasm is best left to those capable in a battle of wits,  not the unarmed.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 17:31 | 2401646 Acorn10012
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Can't speak for anyone else, but as an American I love to bash hell out of Americans. Fuck Obama, Dubya, Hillary, Cheney, Falwell, Flynt, Michael Moore...

And as an American, I have the right to tell anyone else to fuck long as I'm hiding behind the computer screen.

Peace out, bro.

PS - T's seem pretty sharp, reckon they did.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:30 | 2401945 CharlieSDT
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I'm American, but it's pretty hard to decide what to bash the most.  Is it the stupidity?  The obesity?  The entitlement?  Or we could just combine the 3 and voila! --- American Chicks!

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:46 | 2401988 koperniuk666
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CSDT - "What to bash the most?"

I think it's that a hundred million of you REALLY believe in God.

Oh, and that you don't realise that America IS  the problem.

PS - for those to whom it is not clear ( Merkans), Baron Cohen is JUST TAKING THE PISS.

That's it. Just that. 


Sun, 05/06/2012 - 17:25 | 2401632 Cindy_Dies_In_T...
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Fight Rape: Shoot Back.


Anyway, the whole point being he is a comedian.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 20:25 | 2402080 Taint Boil
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Notice the way the young woman playing the armed bodyguard on the left blinks..............

On an average and as an estimate a person would blink 5,606,400 time in one year.
If that person is awake 16 hours per day. In 80 years a person would have blinked 448,512,000 times

448,512,000 x.03 seconds per blink = 13,455,360 seconds of blinking / 60 seconds in a minute = 224,256 minutes / 60 minutes an hour =3,737.6 hours / 24 hours a day = 155.73 days of darkness in an 80 year span. You don't see a half a year of your life by blinking.

Mon, 05/07/2012 - 01:52 | 2402598 Harlequin001
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Well that's it then, from now on I'm just going to stare bog-eyed and unblinking until I start walking into things...

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 16:15 | 2401406 BlankfeinDiamond
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Relax zilv, you'll live longer.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 16:21 | 2401417 I_ate_the_crow
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I'd like to see an experiment whereby someone takes a camera to a busy city street in America and asks people "do you know where Kazakhstan is or anything about the country?"

I'll go out on a limb and guess that the overwhelming majority of the respondents would say "No I don't know anything about it but I know that's where Borat was from". People now associate Kazakhstan with that character and it's portrayal of the country as a dirt village where people have sex with their siblings.

The goal of this "The Dictator" bullshit propaganda is no different.


Sun, 05/06/2012 - 16:37 | 2401473 BlankfeinDiamond
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What's your point, crow?. Americans are idiots anyway. Are you stating that Borat was a campaign of misinformation. Would this be a scientific experiment or more of an impulsive, impromtu survey?

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 17:07 | 2401571 I_ate_the_crow
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My point is that I'd have more respect for the deceptive, lying globalist corporate raiders and their mass-murderous hostile takeovers of the sovereignty of every nation-state if they just came out and titled "The Dictator" as "Ahmadinejad" or "Gaddafi".

It's pathetic and disgusting behavior, but I suppose that is the only possible outcome of war by deception. Americans may be idiots but we have been systematically turned into that by the flouride, gmo's, chemtrails, pesticides, and media-legal-religous-financial-education systems foisted upon us at birth by your employers.


Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:33 | 2401949 CharlieSDT
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Dude, I doubt SBC is working for "deceptive, lying globalist corporate raiders and their mass-murderous hostile takeovers of the sovereignty of every nation-state".  I think he's probably one of the good guys, actually.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 20:25 | 2402079 I_ate_the_crow
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Stand corrected if that's the case. I immediately place under suspicion the motives of anyone who responds to a post critical of zionist media with a "nazi prick" retort. This is a ridiculous statement regardless of motive, though, seeing as how the zionist bankers funded Hitler.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 17:43 | 2401666 BlackholeDivestment
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...nice link. I showed this to someone who went there before they started building this weird masonic satanic stuff. I asked them what they thought about it? ...and the response was pretty much the same as when you tell the typical morons, the 99.9% of the people on Earth. The people do not care about anything but the poison on their plate, until they realize it is about to kill them and then it's too late. In the mean time, people are too invested in the lie to even bother. Information, like this, just pisses them off. Lol. They actually think there's ''nothing to see here, move along''. The ''voice'' (like the one on the intercom telling people  to go back into the WTC on 911) does not even need to bother telling them, LMAO, they will continue to buy, sell, and eat shit.



Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:56 | 2402013 koperniuk666
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In the full clip ( which I cannot find), Americans are asked to indicate North Korea on a world map.

But this is a film crew on Main Street USA



Mon, 05/07/2012 - 06:30 | 2402781 Arthur Borges
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If you google "Stupid Americans" you'll find videos where an Australian tests Americans on their knowledge of world geography.

Asked to name a country whose name begins with "U", one respondent chirps out "U-goslavia".

Asked to find Iraq on a map of the world, they express only the mild surprise of a weekend shopper finding his dream bargain after locating the country way down in the lower righthand corner of the map where the interviewer had relabelled Australia as Iraq.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 18:00 | 2401692 francis_sawyer
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 "Dont forget this is jewish zionist propaganda, it's not as funny as it might seem..."


Fuck that... If it's funny, I'll go watch it... If you're immune to zionist propaganda (as you warn against)... Why the fuck not partake in a little mindless propaganda as you sit back, eat your popcorn, & enjoy the view?...

I've made ONE solemn decision in my life... That is... I swear to GOD I'm not going to die unhappy...

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 18:47 | 2401822 Likstane
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...even if it kills me.

Mon, 05/07/2012 - 01:46 | 2402599 Harlequin001
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which it inevitably must...

Mon, 05/07/2012 - 01:19 | 2402578 Pinch
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Dont forget this is jewish zionist propaganda, it's not as funny as it might seem

Doesn't seem funny to me. Strange that none of the Chosen funnymen (Sandler, Black, Baron Cohen, Seinfeld, Stiller, etc) can barely raise a smile with me. Must be a cultural thing.

Mon, 05/07/2012 - 01:52 | 2402608 Harlequin001
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'Strange that none of the Chosen funnymen (Sandler, Black, Baron Cohen, Seinfeld, Stiller, etc) can barely raise a smile with me.' - No it's because they're genuinely crap. Anything that comes with 'canned laughter' usually is.

Go check out Billy Connoly, The Two Ronnies or Morecambe and Wise. Only Fools and Horses should make you crack a smile, unless you're dead already...

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 16:18 | 2401412 tallen
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He's gone downhill since Ali-G and his comedy nowadays is all staged and barely funny, i.e. Bruno.

Tho, I do appreciate jokes against DSK.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:16 | 2401886 Popo
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Agreed. Nothing comes close to Ali G pitching the hoverboard idea to the VC fund. *That* shit was funny.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 16:17 | 2401414 TheObsoleteMan
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If it comes out of Hollywood, NYC or Washington DC, it is zionist propaganda. Back in my day, this agent of Israel would have changed his name like Kirk Douglass and countless others did. Today they don't even bother, they are out in the open with it. Just shows how conditioned the average american has become.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 16:31 | 2401449 BlankfeinDiamond
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You are a nazi prick. Please live up to your screen name.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 16:41 | 2401479 Gully Foyle
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Riddle me this, why does every television show need a Jew these days? There are more Jewish characters than Arabic,more than all Asians combined, and in some cases more than Blacks and Hispanics.

And all seem to be practicing Jews.

How often do we see television poke fun at Indian gods like Ganesha, but no one ever jokes about Rabbi's biting off foreskins.

Rabbis Oral Circumcision Technique Investigated in Infants Herpes Death


Sun, 05/06/2012 - 16:44 | 2401498 BlankfeinDiamond
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"Every televisoin show"? Please refrain from using absolutes.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 16:53 | 2401521 Gully Foyle
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I suppose there are some BET shows that aren't all that open about the Jewishness of a character.

Then again maybe you are one of those throw the tv out folks and just aren't familiar with the modern entertainment landscape.

Fuck dude, even Deadwood had it's Jews.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 17:14 | 2401593 Gully Foyle
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Hollywood is run by Jews. It is owned by Jews, and they should have a greater sensitivity about the issue of people who are suffering because they've exploited [them]. We have seen the Nigger and Greaseball. We've seen the Chink. We've seen the slit-eyed dangerous Jap. We have seen the wily Filipino. We've seen everything, but we never saw the Kike, because they knew perfectly well that is where you draw the wagons around.

Marlon Brando

Mon, 05/07/2012 - 03:08 | 2402642 Shazam342
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and add to that also that if there are any Christian characters on a TV/movie show, their good name is sullied.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 16:48 | 2401504 TheObsoleteMan
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No, I am not a nazi. they were totalitarians, like the zionist. Funny how you play the script handed down to you; call someone a nazi who doesn't toe the line, straight out of the ADL's playbook. I am living up to my screen name; I think for myself.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 16:55 | 2401527 CH1
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You are a nazi prick.

Indeed he is. But he may also be a paid troll.

Antisemitism is the weapon of choice for Fed trolls trying to derail ZH discussions.

Oh, and they try very hard to get a bunch of up or down arrows (whichever is more evil) really fast, before sane people get around to clicking.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 17:29 | 2401641 Cindy_Dies_In_T...
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Who gives a shit, Jesus, does anyone here drink anymore? We used to be a lot more well informed, satirical and intelligent than some of the shit seen here these days.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 18:05 | 2401703 francis_sawyer
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No fucking shit Cindy... Jesus Tapdancing Christ Almighty... The PC crowd is more Nazi than I imagine the Nazis ever were...

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 21:40 | 2402274 Taint Boil
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Who gives a shit, Jesus, does anyone here drink anymore? ........

Yeah, I’m drinking and usually “drunk” every time I post – well, I’m kidding, somewhat.


... Jesus Tapdancing Christ Almighty...  That was funny – ha.


And yes, it looks like you guys need to step it up a notch. I [we] need a good old fashion “make the hair on your neck stand up” post / article / comment.


Sun, 05/06/2012 - 17:39 | 2401659 I_ate_the_crow
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LMAO. I gotta hand it to you guys, that's like double reverse psychology there, unless you forgot the sarc tag. Laying out your own playbook in the open as if it's something that people with no tolerance for zionist propaganda use, and then act as if the goal of pointing out your hypocrisy is to derail the ZH discussions with the thing that you use to deflect Zionist criticism yourself, anti-semitism. Amazing. 

I am so sick of these games. The anti-semite card is beyond lame. 

Zionism is a political party. The platform of the zionist political party is world government structured like a corporation with formerly sovereign nation-states functioning as subsidiaries of the parent company. The zionist political party does not favor one particular nation-state over another, each is simply a means to the end goal. While Israel plays a crucial role in pitting the three Abrahamic religions against each other as a way to foment 4th generation destabilization warfare, and, as this thread clearly shows, to divide the proles with pointless and distracting anti-semite debate, Israel is used the same as any other government: however it can be best utilized to facilitate different aspects of the globalist hostile takeover.

"Israel's" conduct towards the Palestinians is despicable but we all know that this has nothing to do with the jewish faith. The jews have nothing to do with this and in fact many of them are speaking out against the abhorrent behavior of the war criminals committing horrendous atrocities in their name.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 18:20 | 2401735 Optimusprime
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Nicely put.  Good work.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:47 | 2401972 Think for yourself
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Indeed. Very few understand that the endgame of the "new" world order, of globalism, zionism and so forth, is not exactly the one word government, but rather One World Corporation, ltd. Government implies that there should be some kind of duty, or regard, towards the governed.

One World Corporation, Ltd. is the absolute, luciferian inversion of truth - abstraction thoroughly owning, thus controlling, reality.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 22:55 | 2402409 I_ate_the_crow
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Well said in that last line. Not sure if that's your site or not but I'll be following now.

If you are a Freemason, or if you believe that human males are no more than cannon fodder, human females are no more than brood mares, human children are no more than possessions to be exploited, and animals have no more value than gravel – then go no further. You will find this web site and the articles I post incomprehensible.

You sir have my respect.

I don't think I truly comprehended the agenda until conceptualizing the larger implications of the strawman/freeman information, and this is one of the best introductions to the subject that I've seen.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 16:53 | 2401528 earleflorida
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so the marx's brothers weren't naturally funny or the 'three stooges' ? i personally loved laurel and hardy comedy, but it was the incurable laughter i was after - the belly laughs til i cried

these early comedians weren't wealthy, they were just vaudeville vagabonds that enjoyed sharing their slap-stick comedy with others

boris is no different [would your opinion of a person be any different if you knew his/ her ethnicity?] 

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 16:58 | 2401543 CH1
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You are right, of course. But these guys don't care about sanity.

They are here to serve their masters, or because they are naturally sick fucks.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 17:12 | 2401568 TheObsoleteMan
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Another tactic straight out of the playbook: Question desenter's mental health. What I would expect. Nazi taught the same doctrine that the zionist teach: Superior race=God's chosen people. Go ahead and lick your masters boot. I refuse to.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 21:53 | 2402305 Gashole
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Why should we have to change our names?  Just shows how far America has come. Of course people like you condemn Jews for wanting their own country (Israel) in the same breath that you say that we are not welcome here. Where should we feel at home and be able to relax? According to people like you, not here. Not in Israel. Not anywhere. 

You bigoted loser fuck.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 16:25 | 2401427 TheObsoleteMan
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BTW; Anyone else see this story? How long before the US follows suit?

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 16:31 | 2401448 Reptil
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lots of things going on there up north, some very angry people, here:

not as docile as 'mericans seems to me

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:21 | 2401713 Manthong
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When you see this stuff look beyond the narrow focus of the media..

That little party is union leaders paying anarchist thugs to create fear and intimidation for more taxes and government spending (in this case for overpaid "educators" and Taj Mahal institutions).

Kind of like Madison, Wisconsin with Hessians and rocks instead of ignorant kids and pots. 

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 20:57 | 2402171 frieswiththat
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How noble of you to rant about jewish people but still use their websites for are not only a tool but an outright hypocrite.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 16:27 | 2401429 BlackholeDivestment
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...hmmm. desert island? Ribbit.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 16:31 | 2401438 Eclipse89
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Mr. Geithner, the election results in Greece and France forerun a period of severe political instability which could lead to a breakup of the Eurozone. What's your opinion on this?

Geithner: No risk on that.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 16:30 | 2401445 loveyajimbo
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Is it just me that thinks this sheeny is a royal asshole?  Massive ego coupled with minor talent... a roach.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 16:57 | 2401545 dark pools of soros
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and please bless us with someone with great talent in your eyes so we may pick your choice apart with basic vauge insults

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 23:03 | 2402425 StychoKiller
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Hmm, George Burns!

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 16:30 | 2401446 Dien Bien Poo
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new slaughterer. do take a chill pill. silly person.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 16:33 | 2401461 Belarusian Bull
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Nice, France! Now let's see what kind of show your new "representative" has in store for all of us!

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 16:59 | 2401553 BeetleBailey
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More crap....just smells different. Collectivist smell. Amalgamated poo.

Mon, 05/07/2012 - 06:58 | 2402793 Arthur Borges
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The French legislature is bicameral and conservative forces have had control of the Senate since 1945, so bill triggering any truly radical redistribution of wealth would only pass after being seriously watered down. The other option is for the president to invoke Article 49.3 of De Gaulle's constitution, which authorizes the president to enact legislation on his personal say-so after sending his prime minister into both houses and just reading out the whole bill to legislators just once. For a Socialist to do that, however, would be politically explosive. Pres. Giscard d'Estaing did it in 1970s and it sealed his defeat in the 1981 election -- but at least he had a seven-year term of office against five nowadays.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 16:36 | 2401468 barkingbill
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fuck sacha and fuck sarkozy...and fuck the conservatives establishment assholes. sarkozy and obama are on the same team. with "Socialists" as your enemy you are an idiot. the world is not defined this way anymore idiots. 

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 16:46 | 2401501 chump666
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haha awesome. "midget"  

i love it

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 16:49 | 2401505 chump666
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funny man

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 16:48 | 2401512 junkyardjack
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He hasn't been funny since the Ali G Show...

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 16:58 | 2401550 dark pools of soros
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so i guess Borat and Bruno was funny in the show then?   or just another fake hipster compaint here??

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 16:58 | 2401551 resurger
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He won an Oscar for sticking his face in an Ass .....

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 16:50 | 2401517 FranSix
Sun, 05/06/2012 - 17:08 | 2401583 Dave Thomas
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Those guys are about 4'11" so yeah the dog looks "Big".


Sun, 05/06/2012 - 17:05 | 2401569 barkingbill
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ding dong sarkozy gone. which old sarkozy? the wicked sarkozy. ding dong, the wicked sarkozy gone. 

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 17:11 | 2401582 barkingbill
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Sun, 05/06/2012 - 17:12 | 2401592 heinrich6666
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He's trying too hard. Borat was good. Bruno was barely passable -- more made-for-TV. There's nothing original in the humor for this 'Dictator'.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 17:14 | 2401597 barkingbill
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sacha baron cohen is really an asshole. he tried to trap ron paul. screw him. he is an idiot. 

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 18:23 | 2401747 Optimusprime
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Thanks for the reminder.  What were the Tylers thinking?

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 18:38 | 2401788 I am a Man I am...
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I thought Ron Paul handled the situation well all things considered....

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:39 | 2401971 CharlieSDT
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I thought it made him look weak.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 17:20 | 2401618 Anton LaVey
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OK, I laughed. Just the right amount of bad taste.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 17:21 | 2401619 barkingbill
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and think about it. a pampered comedian making fun of someone who was brutally murdered on t.v. to save the u.s. dollar/empire....and poking fun of the guy who managed to defeat a corrupt globalist politician who sucks the obama nipple every chance he gets. 

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 17:35 | 2401650 midgetrannyporn
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I do not find humor in joo teevee.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 17:35 | 2401653 LouisDega
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is it me or Is the dead Gene Siskel reincarnated in the form of a Tyler? Bravo review!!!

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 17:56 | 2401683 fiddy pence haf...
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Ripe excuses? I didn't know he was Australian.


Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:08 | 2401873 GreetingsFromGermany
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There is already a new, popular pun in Germany:

Instead to call the duo Merkel + Sarkozy = "Merkozy"...
now it becomes popular to call the new duo Merkel + Hollande = "Mer-de" (= "crap") ;-)

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:37 | 2401959 q99x2
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I rescind my human citizenship.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 19:53 | 2402007 CharlieSDT
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Well, you weren't using it, anyways.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 20:35 | 2402116 Dave Thomas
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Says the man who's only crusade is against fat people. I mean get a life bro.


Mon, 05/07/2012 - 00:52 | 2402548 Psyman
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So before "The Avengers" movie there were previews for this new movie, "The Dictator."  I remarked LOUDLY to my companions that this was a good thing.  If we could joke about Arab Muslims and Terrorism (a running joke throughout this new movie) then perhaps the TSA could stop raping our children.


The crowd around me did not like my counter-revolutionary views one bit.  They said I was "weird" for questioning our new totalitarian police state overlords represented by the TSA.


You ALL deserve what you get.  The American sheeple deserve to suffer.  I am glad I am liquidating all of my assets and fleeing the American police state while I can.  Those of you who don't make it out by 2013 likely never will.

Mon, 05/07/2012 - 05:54 | 2402745 NorthPole
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Cohen as Ali G was quite funny. It all went downhill with Borat. Man, that shit was just outrageous. How can he make fun of an entire nation? So there are people in a remote location in Asia and no one from the US has ever heard of them and that's why we are free to berate them in any way Cohen's twisted mind conceives? I bet some SOB is making fun of someone from Kazakhstan right this very moment, because he has watched too much of this dumb Borat shit. Ugh...

Mon, 05/07/2012 - 07:04 | 2402801 laosuwan
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