Dow 13,000: Need. Moar. QE

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buzzsaw99's picture

running out of gas methinks

quintago's picture

Nice horizontal line across. All you need is a vertical line....down.




hedgehog9999's picture

Wave 3 or C down...volatility is picking up...

flacon's picture

Krugman was right, Bernanke should have printed twenty trillion dollars right at the beginning, at least that way we might have made it just a little while longer...  LOL! 

camaro68ss's picture

Dam, I threw my Dow 13,000 hat away thinking i would never see it again. Dam you bernake!!!!

RichardP's picture

We will be at or near 14,000 by election time in November.

Heavy's picture

Best investment for last 10+ years: DOW 10,000 Hat

One more time, then it should get to be retired, it has put in a lot of work.

Carl Spackler's picture

Continued smoke and mirrors.

Looks like a nice "flag," so the channel breaks down support at a higher amount than before.

Next big move is down.

Got puts?


buzzsaw99's picture

a mean green mutha from outer space. how apropos

mr. mirbach's picture

I had to grep MOAR -

Cudos Tylers for expanding my vocabulary.

ptoemmes's picture

Rhymes with HOAR - and that's in the dictionary too.

Randall Cabot's picture

Coming soon: The Moarther of all Crashes!!!

GoldRulesPaperDrools's picture

Push it ... push it ... push it REAL GOOD! ;P

digitlman's picture

There will be no QE3.  Write that down.



HD's picture

Can I print it instead?

Spaceman Spiff's picture

Why QE when they can BS  and get the same effect?



Lohn Jocke's picture

Bernanke sneezes and Draghi scratches his hind end. Bullish.

Spaceman Spiff's picture

Don't forget about Hilsenrath fluffing.

HarryM's picture

The Donkey hasn't yet tired of chasing after the carrot dangling from the end of the stick

zero19451945's picture

Tyler has been so badly wrong about the stock market it's not even funny anymore.

alien-IQ's picture

it's an escalator going up...and express elevator coming down.

get yourself a crash're gonna need it.

Beam Me Up Scotty's picture

Its like 100 people playing musical chairs and there is only 1 chair.  Everyone thinks they are the one who knows when the music is going to stop.  Good luck.

MOAR Oct FAZ calls!!

flacon's picture

The funniest thing is that the music has already stopped but people are keeping on dancing... In that regard I agree with Soros. 

FlyoverCountrySchmuck's picture

In a media world where Chicken Sandwiches made by Christians are now EVIL, and must be DESTROYED, why does this surprise you?

The January crash is going to be historic, and, at this point, I see nothing to stop it.

Divided States of America's picture

Tyler may be wrong right now, but he dont give a shit about these short term moves. Didnt you see what ZERO HEDGE stands for? Thats the direction we are going to in the future, so buckle up!

Carl Spackler's picture

Right. The government keeps bringing new albums, in the form of adjusted 'statistics' and phoney narratives and commands, "just keep playing more music."

The problem is that the music WILL stop, at some point, and there will still only be 1 chair.

HungrySeagull's picture

Forget the helmet.

Those elevators are good to the last drop.

El Viejo's picture

Sooner or later Market = Economics if only for a brief time. Like in the Dot Com crash or 29 or 2008.

bnbdnb's picture

Not including the fact of failing companies being removed from the DOW.

TruthInSunshine's picture

Exactly. The 'delisted to zed, bankrupt, non-winners of the new world, that the casino takes out of the deck, thus boosting the already abysmal losses' that Jeremy Siegel never would mention.

And that's the Dow, with only 30 'virtuous circle' equities, and not the far longer dread list of the Sploog & Purge 500 or Nazcrap.

RSloane's picture

I had no idea Cramer had a log-in name.

Eireann go Brach's picture

zero12345678910 you are so fucking stupid, you still think Hilary Clinton is a woman!

earleflorida's picture

please elaborate - oh... wise one!

luna_man's picture



"zero"...YOU ARE ZERO!...In MY MAIN MAN'S circles!!

goldcoastgirl's picture

I think you are mentally retarded

Concentrated power has always been the enemy of liberty.'s picture

I think a P/E of 290 is justified in this fiat environment.  AMZN will of course save the whales and deliver world peace.  Goes Ex-Special-Dividend at that time.

buzzsaw99's picture

even using the aapl metric of cash to market cap amzn comes up short. one more squeeze of the charmin and then look out below. I found this

to be very comprehensive except that his negative outlook is still too optimistic. amzn will start burning cash soon imo.

I am a Man I am Forty's picture

It's amazing isn't it?!  Amazon is a good company, but damn that stock trades like no other.  It is the most overvalued stock in history, which replaced FacePlant today of that honor.

alien-IQ's picture

that's not a's a coup d'état.

I am a Man I am Forty's picture

You know these stupid corrupt little bitches are going to prop this market up.  Play it that way.  They will do anything and everything to avoid deflation.

azzhatter's picture

actually I'm happy. I have a couple open positions I will sell this afternoon and get out with my ass intact. Never to participate again