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  • Tim Knight from...
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Dow 13,000: Need. Moar. QE

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Fri, 07/27/2012 - 12:19 | 2656940 buzzsaw99
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running out of gas methinks

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 12:22 | 2656955 El Viejo
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Feed me Semore.

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 12:23 | 2656968 quintago
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Nice horizontal line across. All you need is a vertical line....down.




Fri, 07/27/2012 - 12:24 | 2656979 hedgehog9999
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Wave 3 or C down...volatility is picking up...

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 12:39 | 2657050 malikai
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DOW 3,600?

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 12:42 | 2657065 flacon
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Krugman was right, Bernanke should have printed twenty trillion dollars right at the beginning, at least that way we might have made it just a little while longer...  LOL! 

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 13:05 | 2657188 camaro68ss
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Dam, I threw my Dow 13,000 hat away thinking i would never see it again. Dam you bernake!!!!

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 13:46 | 2657385 RichardP
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We will be at or near 14,000 by election time in November.

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 16:19 | 2657968 Dan Conway
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And 8,000 by X-Mas!

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 16:42 | 2658028 Heavy
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Best investment for last 10+ years: DOW 10,000 Hat

One more time, then it should get to be retired, it has put in a lot of work.

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 12:43 | 2657069 Carl Spackler
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Continued smoke and mirrors.

Looks like a nice "flag," so the channel breaks down support at a higher amount than before.

Next big move is down.

Got puts?


Fri, 07/27/2012 - 12:23 | 2656971 whstlblwr
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Give me MOAR, bitch!

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 12:23 | 2656972 buzzsaw99
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a mean green mutha from outer space. how apropos

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 13:09 | 2657203 mr. mirbach
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I had to grep MOAR - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=moar

Cudos Tylers for expanding my vocabulary.

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 13:25 | 2657256 ptoemmes
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Rhymes with HOAR - and that's in the dictionary too.

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 14:06 | 2657522 Randall Cabot
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Coming soon: The Moarther of all Crashes!!!

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 15:01 | 2657780 GoldRulesPaperDrools
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Push it ... push it ... push it REAL GOOD! ;P

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 12:19 | 2656941 azzhatter
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bubbling up

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 12:19 | 2656942 digitlman
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There will be no QE3.  Write that down.



Fri, 07/27/2012 - 12:24 | 2656974 HD
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Can I print it instead?

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 12:25 | 2656985 Spaceman Spiff
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Why QE when they can BS  and get the same effect?



Fri, 07/27/2012 - 12:50 | 2657115 Lohn Jocke
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Bernanke sneezes and Draghi scratches his hind end. Bullish.

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 12:54 | 2657137 Spaceman Spiff
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Don't forget about Hilsenrath fluffing.

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 13:56 | 2657452 HarryM
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The Donkey hasn't yet tired of chasing after the carrot dangling from the end of the stick

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 12:19 | 2656944 zero19451945
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Tyler has been so badly wrong about the stock market it's not even funny anymore.

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 12:23 | 2656967 alien-IQ
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it's an escalator going up...and express elevator coming down.

get yourself a crash helmet...you're gonna need it.

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 12:32 | 2657012 Beam Me Up Scotty
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Its like 100 people playing musical chairs and there is only 1 chair.  Everyone thinks they are the one who knows when the music is going to stop.  Good luck.

MOAR Oct FAZ calls!!

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 12:44 | 2657078 flacon
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The funniest thing is that the music has already stopped but people are keeping on dancing... In that regard I agree with Soros. 

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 13:29 | 2657267 FlyoverCountryS...
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In a media world where Chicken Sandwiches made by Christians are now EVIL, and must be DESTROYED, why does this surprise you?

The January crash is going to be historic, and, at this point, I see nothing to stop it.

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 12:45 | 2657086 Divided States ...
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Tyler may be wrong right now, but he dont give a shit about these short term moves. Didnt you see what ZERO HEDGE stands for? Thats the direction we are going to in the future, so buckle up!

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 12:46 | 2657096 Carl Spackler
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Right. The government keeps bringing new albums, in the form of adjusted 'statistics' and phoney narratives and commands, "just keep playing more music."

The problem is that the music WILL stop, at some point, and there will still only be 1 chair.

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 15:16 | 2657818 HungrySeagull
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Forget the helmet.

Those elevators are good to the last drop.

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 12:23 | 2656973 El Viejo
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Sooner or later Market = Economics if only for a brief time. Like in the Dot Com crash or 29 or 2008.

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 12:29 | 2657003 bnbdnb
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Not including the fact of failing companies being removed from the DOW.

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 12:32 | 2657021 TruthInSunshine
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Exactly. The 'delisted to zed, bankrupt, non-winners of the new world, that the casino takes out of the deck, thus boosting the already abysmal losses' that Jeremy Siegel never would mention.

And that's the Dow, with only 30 'virtuous circle' equities, and not the far longer dread list of the Sploog & Purge 500 or Nazcrap.

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 12:43 | 2657072 azzhatter
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almost to 2008 levels

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 13:00 | 2657167 RSloane
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I had no idea Cramer had a log-in name.

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 13:22 | 2657248 Eireann go Brach
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zero12345678910 you are so fucking stupid, you still think Hilary Clinton is a woman!

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 16:15 | 2657956 earleflorida
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please elaborate - oh... wise one!

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 21:27 | 2658438 luna_man
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"zero"...YOU ARE ZERO!...In MY MAIN MAN'S circles!!

Sat, 07/28/2012 - 00:39 | 2658605 goldcoastgirl
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I think you are mentally retarded

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 12:21 | 2656949 buzzsaw99
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amzn lulz

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 12:22 | 2656966 Concentrated po...
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I think a P/E of 290 is justified in this fiat environment.  AMZN will of course save the whales and deliver world peace.  Goes Ex-Special-Dividend at that time.

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 12:27 | 2656993 buzzsaw99
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even using the aapl metric of cash to market cap amzn comes up short. one more squeeze of the charmin and then look out below. I found this


to be very comprehensive except that his negative outlook is still too optimistic. amzn will start burning cash soon imo.

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 14:14 | 2657570 I am a Man I am...
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It's amazing isn't it?!  Amazon is a good company, but damn that stock trades like no other.  It is the most overvalued stock in history, which replaced FacePlant today of that honor.

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 12:21 | 2656951 alien-IQ
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that's not a chart...it's a coup d'état.

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 12:22 | 2656957 I am a Man I am...
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You know these stupid corrupt little bitches are going to prop this market up.  Play it that way.  They will do anything and everything to avoid deflation.

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 12:22 | 2656958 azzhatter
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actually I'm happy. I have a couple open positions I will sell this afternoon and get out with my ass intact. Never to participate again

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