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Dow Jones Crosses 13,000 22 Times And... Closes Under

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It was quite a day for retirement planners everywhere as the decisions to show up to work or not tomorrow have been on-again, off-again no less than 22 times today as the all-important Dow 13,000 maginot line was criss-crossed frequently only to end on a disappointingly negative note - washing away all those glorious gains in the last 30 seconds.

Of course, in reality, Dow 13000 was crossed considerably more times (thanks to the fractal nature of the quotes) but being conservative 22 times seemed enough.

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Mon, 02/27/2012 - 17:08 | 2201622 Thomas
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Kabuki Theater. It will cross many more times and victory will be declared each and every time.

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 17:09 | 2201635 EscapeKey
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Where are my two minutes of hate?

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 17:19 | 2201650 TruthInSunshine
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Joe Wiesenthal slashed his wrists with a swingline stapler and is threatening to jump from the ledge of his first floor window.

Henry Blodget is trying to get a hold of Jon Corzine to talk Wiesenthal down.


In the meantime, special needs James Altucher is calling for Dow 20k within year. You can't make this shit up:

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 17:21 | 2201683 spiral_eyes
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business insider.


Mon, 02/27/2012 - 17:49 | 2201805 AbruptlyKawaii
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Dow Jones Crosses 13,000 22 Times And... Closes Under






fuking algos


rhetorical question: are sapiens the dumbest species ever ? seriously.


stoopid humanz DISPROVE Darwin right?


i put this question to the ZH "community" (fuk u cog diss and ur kommunitee)


okayyy maybe every theory can have an exception or assumption, but then we're in economics territory.....



Mon, 02/27/2012 - 18:03 | 2201872 FortyTwoIsTheAnswer
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Altucher may be right with a Dow 20K prediction. But only because there will so much money printed.

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 19:36 | 2202093 ChrisFromMorningside
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Exactly. We may well see Dow 20,000 before we see Dow 0.

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 19:36 | 2202089 ChrisFromMorningside
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20,000? Why so low?

I was listening to a financial "advice" show on Southern California radio that said the DJIA "should" be at 39,000, if it weren't for the unwarranted pessimism of retail investors. Not making this up.

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 22:46 | 2202480 TruthInSunshine
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Altucher's a piker compared to James Glassman, bitchez.


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Mon, 02/27/2012 - 17:16 | 2201666 HedgeAccordingly
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LOLz. Obama gasoline bubble.. Charted right here.. http://hedge.ly/xkW6Hs

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 23:44 | 2202602 Buck Johnson
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It sure is kabuki theater, why not dow 15,000 or 20,000.  Everyone knows that this market is juiced on printed money and that a massive correction must be done.  But they can't have that because it would take down alot of banks and this is an election year.

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 17:08 | 2201627 Tsar Pointless
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Catch-22. Get into the market now, and try to catch the wave up to new highs, or stay out and miss out on the rocket-ride.

Decisions, decisions.

I think I'll stay out. I'm not a fan of casinos.

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 17:09 | 2201640 EscapeKey
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It's not a casino. Casinos are strictly regulated, and rogue operators put out of business.

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 17:16 | 2201663 Sudden Debt
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OH!! If it's regulated it must be legit!

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 17:26 | 2201705 TruthInSunshine
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I'm sticking with Cramer.

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 17:57 | 2201856 JohnKozac
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I'm sticking with my plumber. He is smarter then any PhD in economics.

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 19:54 | 2202124 nmewn
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lol...I was trying to keep track of how many times Pisani has wet himself over the last couple days.

Now we know.

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 17:17 | 2201669 devo
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What rocket ride?

Valuations still matter. If they're overbought, you short.

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 17:23 | 2201697 mayhem_korner
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"Overbought" cannot be defined without admitting to abject speculation.

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 21:06 | 2202289 UP Forester
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Come on.

Everyone knows only oil has speculation, and that's evil.

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 17:08 | 2201628 TradingJoe
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Window Dressing for tourists, that is the DOW!

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 17:09 | 2201632 GeneMarchbanks
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22 x 2 = 66 write in another 6 and you get 666. My point? I have none kinda like this market.

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 17:26 | 2201706 moonman
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Not real good with the math huh?

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 17:42 | 2201779 JPM Hater001
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Since Gene may chose to edit...the original post was:

"22 x 2 = 66 write in another 6 and you get 666. My point? I have none kinda like this market."

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 21:07 | 2202294 UP Forester
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Maths iz fer peepul dat kant spel.

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 17:09 | 2201634 EvlTheCat
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Roller coaster porn

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 17:09 | 2201636 Waterfallsparkles
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Traders know that stocks are overbought.

Now it is like a Hot Potato.  Although they pump the Stocks up they all want to pass it on to someone else but do not want to hold it themselves.

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 17:18 | 2201676 devo
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Ding ding.

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 17:22 | 2201689 you enjoy myself
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yep.  its been a little over 2 months now where virtually every negative opening SPX print has rallied back to at least even or slightly down.  when that music stops nobody knows, but its going to be one hell of a bull trap.

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 17:25 | 2201704 EscapeKey
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Well, either that, or Bernanke throws in some more liquidity into the markets. It's worked so well in the past, it will surely work forever, right?


Mon, 02/27/2012 - 17:28 | 2201710 devo
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With gas lighting up and people blaming the Fed, I'm not sure that's politically viable. At least not a formal QE program.

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 17:33 | 2201719 EscapeKey
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Oh don't worry about that.

Soon we'll have the elected teleprompters start repeating the perpetual scapegoat talking points; blaming the evil speculator, again. In fact, Pelosi already did last Friday.

Of course, that they'll never ask who gave these evil speculators all the liquidity to drive up prices is NOT IMPORTANT.

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 17:37 | 2201737 devo
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Good point, I did catch her doing that.

Maybe there is some truth to it, though, because the Fed has pumped a lot of money into the system since last year, yet gas is at about the same price. It almost suggests gas is cheaper this year @ $4 vs last year @$4. i.e. a debassed currency buys equal gas? Seems odd. I guess someone is debassing their currency even more or it really is speculation (because we know supply/demand don't drive markets anymore).

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 18:25 | 2201941 TruthInSunshine
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Nancy Pelosi said that gas station operators (most of whom are franchisees & don't even set the price of the fuel they sell; the franchisor does that - but I digress) are racists who are raising the price of gas to help the party of fat cats and Wall Street and banks (her husband is as intimately tied to all three categories as anyone in history) unseat Obama this November.

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 17:26 | 2201703 mayhem_korner
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Traders know that stocks are overbought.


But buy-and-hold investors aren't on the margin here, so isn't the notion of "overbought" just a game of chicken between traders (and their alter-ego algos)?

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 17:35 | 2201734 Waterfallsparkles
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Not when the RSI gets over 90.  There are chartists and they will sell.  Never fails when the RSI gets to high they usually have a sharp pull back.

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 17:36 | 2201743 mayhem_korner
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Using "never" and "usually" in the same argument supports my point.  Thx, kitty.

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 22:26 | 2202449 iraskin
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Where can you get the report on it?  I know it typically comes from NYSE...

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 17:10 | 2201643 Dow 36000
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This means stocks are going up....right?

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 17:28 | 2201709 mayhem_korner
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That's what CNBC says...that's what CNBC says...that's what CNBC says...that's what

(skipping narrative CD)

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 18:06 | 2201885 John Wilmot
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Bye Bye Bye!

...now I'm off to sell my Lehman shares, they're up right?

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 17:11 | 2201644 Ese Pinche
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Mon, 02/27/2012 - 17:11 | 2201646 PaperBear
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While silver bounces up from $35/oz and down from $36/oz.

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 17:52 | 2201830 mayhem_korner
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Up and down

and in the end it's only round and round...and round


Mon, 02/27/2012 - 17:12 | 2201647 surf0766
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But $14.00 gas isn't bad for our growing economy !. B-cup green shoots !!!

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 17:13 | 2201648 Irish66
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I like the vix into the close

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 17:17 | 2201649 LouisDega
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William Shatner : What the fuck you talkin' about?

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 17:14 | 2201656 Wolferl
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Can´t you see the famous Swiss mountain formation, stupid? It means everything will go up forever. Durden is wrong with his doom and gloom. Lol.

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