Draghi's First Stick-Save

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Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:41 | 1844836 larry david
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Wonder what the half life of this will be?  Over under 3 hours?

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:47 | 1844864 Jay_Son
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This is the 3rd day in a row the ECB has come in when yields went over 6.3%.  They may decide to hold the line, even if it means printing.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:51 | 1844880 He_Who Carried ...
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He will meet timely demise once the Germans do catch up...

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:25 | 1844937 hedgeless_horseman
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Fri, 11/04/2011 - 11:04 | 1845240 prains
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can still go 5 hole

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 11:41 | 1845339 Bam_Man
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That's a glove save.

My advice to Mario is to go "Jacques Plante" and get a mask. Soon he will find himself unintentionally making "face saves" as multiple pucks are simultaneously shot at him from all angles.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:52 | 1845178 StreetMoney21
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At this point I would not call it printing. I would call it burning. after all, the bond chart looks like a staircase to hell.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:47 | 1844865 Village Smithy
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Yes, please Tyler don't forget your half-life predictions. We love'em.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:51 | 1844871 paarsons
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When does it all fall down, genius boys?

You underestimate the enemy.

You think they're stupid.  But they aren't.

They're brilliant.  They keep all the balls in the air without missing a blowjob.

Don't underestimate your enemy.  You're not smarter them.

It's an even match.  Don't be a group of assholes.

Do what you gotta do.


Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:52 | 1844883 Ancona
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Well put Paarsons. They also have all the tanks and missiles. That always helps.

If I had a couple of nukes, I could make you do what I want too.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:55 | 1844892 SheepDog-One
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Except you miss the overall point paarsons, theyre not just trying to figure out ways to keep juggling the balls higher, theyre just marking time till they let them all fall at once.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:04 | 1844893 jdelano
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Paarsons (Master) Plan:

Step 1:  Post dumb remark with link to my own crappy blog at the end.

Step 2:  Login under a different name and reply to my own post with a glowing endorsement of said stupid blog

Step 3:  Repeat until absolutely everyone despises me and the Tylers kick me off of ZH.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:31 | 1845062 slewie the pi-rat
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he's right there with ori, as a troll-bot, but he got off the celente drivel onto this

+ for paying attention;  most seem oblivious to the ad-bots and just answer them, thinking they're zeroHeads, apparently

if you go to the "no we cannes't" thread, you'll actually see these two shitforbrained asswipes trolling w/ each other!  ori didn't jump the string [for a change] but this fuktard did---just to get his ad @ the top of the page w/ swami salami...

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:49 | 1844875 GeneMarchbanks
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I'll take under.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:50 | 1844877 Doomsday Profit
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I'll take the under for the unmanipulated market value of the Italian bonds Draghi just bought.  If I lose, I'll break open my daughters piggy bank and pay you off.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:40 | 1844837 holdbuysell
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An exercise in futility.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:42 | 1844846 Dick Darlington
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And another friday gem:


Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:51 | 1844879 Roland99
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couldn't find economic hitmen on the cheap?


damn inflation.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:42 | 1844849 qussl3
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How soon before someone figures out a way to bet on the ECB having no clothes?

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:43 | 1844851 larry david
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Also, isn't it about time for a false flag in 3...2...1..

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:43 | 1844852 pendragon
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bit of a conflict of interest. an eyetie buying up btps...

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:43 | 1844853 Jigsaw
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what does Draghi's desktop look like, that's what im wondering

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:48 | 1844870 jdelano
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It's mahogany, and in the middle he carved "Forza Italia!" with a pecorino knife.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 11:04 | 1845241 luigi
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I think you couldn't lay further from truth...

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:33 | 1845084 slewie the pi-rat
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here he is, hard at work:


Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:44 | 1844854 SheepDog-One
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As long as our own central planners can keep monetizing their debt on a daily basis...wow I do believe we can keep kicking the can to infinity!

Now get busy birth/deathing out there....bankers need MORE SLAVES!

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:44 | 1844855 SirIssacNewton
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Must plug this hole in the dam......wait...there's another hole....stretch...I'll get it......$hit another crack.......I can almooooost reach it.....ahhhh f@ck....this dam is screwed I should just let it fail.  We all know it will eventually.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:45 | 1844856 jcaz
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Futile- throwing good money after bad, dude-  he's desperate.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:46 | 1844858 Dr. Engali
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Look at that dead cat bounce. Must be Jeffries dollar cost averaging.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:46 | 1844862 Quintus
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Well colour me surprised.

Printing to infinity folks.  They can lie about it, invent ficticious bailout funds, panhandle the IMF for cash etc. etc.

Ultimately, the ONLY way to keep the ponzi on the road a little longer is for the Central Banks to print money.

I cannot believe that so many people still do not grasp this simple fact.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:53 | 1844876 SheepDog-One
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And unfortunately that 'little longer' is now only about 48 hours.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:47 | 1844863 LawsofPhysics
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Oh, that won't be good for equities.  I mean, it looks like he wants to pump it, so take the free money and sell at the end of the day.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:47 | 1844867 TheLooza
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draghi is going to get a market swirley....

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:49 | 1844872 rubearish10
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I hear a "giant sucking sound" coming from accorss the Pond! It's Super Mario doing Silvio.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:52 | 1844882 AndrewJackson
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Can we really expect mario not to come and bailout his delequent brother Luigi?

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 09:54 | 1844887 Ancona
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I'm still pissed about the Greek referrendum. Would have made for an interesting day in the markets today.....to say the least.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:07 | 1844946 Dick Darlington
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And now back above 450 bp. That was fast and furious...

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:12 | 1844971 Clowns on Acid
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But the ECB cannot print Euros.....right?

I think thazt everyone will be printing Euros now...including the Russian syndicates, Chinese triads, and hey why not...Japanese yakuza.

The ECB will refuse to be left behind.

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