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DSK Says Greece Is Done

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Sun, 09/18/2011 - 15:24 | 1682466 Hman
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STRAUSS-KAHN is looking for another hotel maid...

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 15:36 | 1682515 unky
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A man in his position, just needs to make a statement like this and he gets free hookers. Nice.

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 17:41 | 1682915 WonderDawg
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Personally, I think the guy was framed.

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 17:45 | 1682926 destiny
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Framed just like Madoff !  but in exchange of what ?   French politicians are so full of air that they ve been awaiting his return like the messie...many dont give much consideration on the fact that the man is a sick one, that he's running for the banksters and that his framing was probably in exchange of something... we ll soon find out.   

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 17:46 | 1682929 Waffen
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100 percent certainty. 


Quid Pro Quo.   "Hey DSK, you can spend your life in prison getting butt fucked or we can let you go, just dont run for President Capiche?"

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 17:52 | 1682945 WonderDawg
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Yep, or something very close to that. Don't be surprised if he has a mysterious fatal accident in the near future.

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 21:21 | 1683371 milbank
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French presidential hopeful Dominique Strauss-Kahn on Sunday acknowledged "moral fault" in a sexual encounter with a New York hotel chambermaid, but insisted that he engaged in no "aggression or constraint" that should have resulted in his arrest.



Mon, 09/19/2011 - 01:23 | 1683723 AnAnonymous
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Justice seeds disorder. That is why Justice will always be loathed by US citizens who prefer largely the comfort provided by injustice.

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 17:44 | 1682924 Akrunner907
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Do you ever wonder that maybe they (ECB, IMF, Euro Banks) were looking for another patsy that would bend to their will?  I am surprised they didn't go for the big enchilada of having him OD on some designer drug. 

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 15:24 | 1682468 Lord Welligton
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My God.


Now he's trying to fuck Greece.

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 15:27 | 1682480 hognutz
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Sun, 09/18/2011 - 15:29 | 1682494 EdwardTeach
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The way greece was acting, You know she wanted it.

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 16:08 | 1682626 boiltherich
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Yeah, those slutty Mediterranean beaches, all those nude statues, ouzo seeping from every suntanned pore, no wonder he can't control himself. 

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 19:41 | 1683164 Papasmurf
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Is Snookie in Greece?  I thought she went to Itally.  What an itchy situation.

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 21:41 | 1683428 Long-John-Silver
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What's up with that little bitch? I don't get it. Perhaps I'm too old or something but I can't stand to even look at her.

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 17:46 | 1682930 destiny
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he fucked the world in this useless enslaving IMF! so fucking Greece should'nt be to hard for him !

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 17:46 | 1682931 destiny
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he fucked the world in this useless enslaving IMF! so fucking Greece should'nt be to hard for him !

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 18:26 | 1683018 fockewulf190
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"Now he's trying to fuck Greece."

Looks like he likes going greek.

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 15:26 | 1682473 Captain Benny
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Maybe he realized that you're supposed to use lubricants other than grease when attempting rape... guilty or not, this guy is still a dirtbag.

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 15:26 | 1682478 madgstrader
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Funny as.

"Only Italian PM's actually do it"

glad I wasn't drinkin beer when i read that. or else my computer screen wud be stickier than a teenage boys wank mag.

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 15:28 | 1682488 Captain Benny
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Tyler, I wish I could buy you a beer...

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 16:43 | 1682743 Island_Dweller
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You'd be buying more than one as there is certainly more than one person behind the moniker of Tyler Durden.

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 15:27 | 1682479 bugs_
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what is the difference between complete and finished?

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 15:32 | 1682502 Lord Welligton
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You'd need to hire a New York defence lawyer to get that answer.

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 15:44 | 1682541 Captain Benny
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I don't have Black's legal dictionary, but I'll take a shot:


Finished - marked by the highest quality : consummate <<< DING DING DING! WE HAVE A WINNER!

Complete - 1a : having all necessary parts, elements, or steps <acomplete diet>

 b : having all four sets of floral organs c of a subject or predicate : including modifiers,complements, or objects 2 : brought to an end : concluded <a complete period of time> 3 : highly proficient <a complete artist> 4 a : fully carried out : thorough <a complete renovation>b : totalabsolute <complete silence>c of a football pass : legally caught


Sun, 09/18/2011 - 16:27 | 1682684 Market Efficien...
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structure vs. process

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 15:28 | 1682490 gwar5
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That's funny, because we all said DSK was done, too. But I think he's got it right this time. Late.... very late. But right. He doesn't want to look irrelevant by being the last to say it out loud right before Greece declares default this week. 




Sun, 09/18/2011 - 16:53 | 1682781 zorba THE GREEK
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DSK knew Greece was finished when he was head of IMF. He was pushing for

Greek default because that was in Greece's best interest. Even though DSK

may be somewhat of a pig in his personal lifestyle, he still has some compassion

for the people of Greece and was about to broker a debt restructure deal for

Greece when he was framed. HE was an easy target because of his reputation,

but just because he was a pig doesn't mean he has no taste in women. If DSK

wanted to get laid in NYC, he would have called a high class service as he had

done in the past. 

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 18:47 | 1683072 Andy Lewis
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Damn straight.

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 21:34 | 1683413 hardcleareye
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The maid should have done to DSK what Lizbeth Sanders in the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo did to her "probation officer" Bjurman....


Mon, 09/19/2011 - 07:23 | 1683908 Léonard
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Greece is not finished. Greece will recover pretty well once they'll leave the Eurozone and f**** the anglo-american banksters.

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 17:00 | 1682806 knukles
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Right... He knew all along but as IMF chief shit shoveler deluxe had to tow the Illuminati party line.  Which he didn't and got put paid.

Now, he has a bug up his ass with the IMF, Illuminati and Ms. LaGrandeLaGuard and this is his way of saying... fuck you very much.

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 15:30 | 1682495 Dick Darlington
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Straight from the ambushed politician's playbook. "You bring me down, i'll bring You all down!"

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 16:31 | 1682699 CrockettAlmanac.com
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Dont Bring Me Down, Bruce!


Sun, 09/18/2011 - 15:33 | 1682499 LMAO
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DSK Says Greece Is Done

LMAO Says DSK Is Done

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 15:33 | 1682507 nmewn
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Knock knock...hellooo?...room service!!!

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 18:57 | 1683093 UGrev
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You want bring you towel? 

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 15:34 | 1682509 english serf
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I can't stand to look or listen to politicians now. How have we let these people leech off us?

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 21:33 | 1683410 Tuco Benedicto ...
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I feel the same way about the establishment corporate media.  If they told me the sky was blue I would run outside and doublecheck!

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 15:34 | 1682511 madgstrader
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"stickier than a teenage boys wank mag." prhaps I shud av said" Sticker than a New York chambermaids chin" eh?

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 15:37 | 1682522 doomandbloom
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talk like this will see more women come out of the woodwork....

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 15:56 | 1682592 Hman
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A whole tribe of ugly negro woman ...

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 17:13 | 1682841 Construct
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hman LOL

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 15:38 | 1682524 FunkyMonkeyBoy
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Not true Tyler. Traders both buy and sell. Gordon Brown just sells...

... well, actually, let's give it time, maybe he'll buy back into gold when it's 10,000GBP an ounce.

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 15:41 | 1682532 Market Efficien...
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DSK retaliation! He knows, who played him and he knows their interests, so why not blow them up now? Will probably sit with his billionaire wife in the salon and laugh at Sarkozy arguing on TV why France is safe and does not deserve the sovereign credit downgrade.

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 15:41 | 1682533 UGrev
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Slightly OT: The greeks could learn from my 8 year old son.. for that matter.. so can we. 

I asked my son if he wanted to make money and he says "yes". So I ask him how can we make some money.. he shrugs his shoulders and says "I don't know.. but I'm totally not printing though.. ".   I just had to laugh and thought I'd share that gem of wisdom from an 8 year old. 

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 16:28 | 1682688 Doña K
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Perhaps you should specify "The Greek government" not the Greek people. They are prosperous with 80% home ownership paid off. It's the pigs in the government and the banksters that are bringing Greece down.

As far as your son's answer: Brilliant. I bet you next year he will ask you if you own gold. 

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 17:06 | 1682785 Judge Holden
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You raise an interesting question though - how much is it the responsibility of the people when they put dumbasses or criminals in charge?

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 17:11 | 1682836 Doña K
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Idealism and populism + class warfare, devides and conquers. Now even the G-Pap crowd is carrying nooses in the main square. Symbolism/ Yes! but the Greeks will eventualy hang them ala Ceausescu

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 17:49 | 1682940 WonderDawg
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You sound as though the politicians came out and said, "I'm a dumbass and a criminal, so vote for me." The voters are guilty of falling for the lies, not intentionally voting for criminals and dumbasses. The voters are guilty of not seeking the truth, but they've been conditioned not to question the party lines, just vote for the best looking or best sounding, most persuasive and convincing criminal. Guilty of voting for the lesser of two evils, but these are the only choices allowed the TPTB.

There is no lesser evil. The candidates selected by TPTB as our choices are equally evil, regardless of party.

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