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Really, baby, I truly love you..and I'll pull out before I cum too.
There a phoney Fed Repo or a phoney CDS which makes it LOOK like a wash position. Who ya fooling JEF. And quit naked shorting my stocks FUCKTARDS
sounds to me like they are in big trouble....
Really, Jefferies? -- make promises on something like this and then don't follow through? So your plan all along was just to make it through market close on Friday (geez, I hope you got the word out to all your buddies to sell between 3:30pm and 4:00pm - it would be a shame to think any of them got hurt by this)?
I guess Monday you'll figure something else out to announce at 3:30pm to rally your stock. It will be interesting to see how long you can keep this game going - and you better make it REALLY GOOD this time, 'cause the sharks smell blood in the water.
How far we've come in a week. I'd take a bet that on Monday they'll pull an MF Global. SSDD.
And in case you missed it, it's nice to know that at MF Global: ‘We Have Convictions’
Who ya gonna believe? Jefferies?
Or Tyler Egan Durden-Jones, Esq.?
Timmay won't answer his phone as "Dick Handler" does not want to "drop the ball" on what he releases without the Tax Cheats blessing!
Is "oops" a word?
signed "Peregrine Broadbent" - where the fuck do these people come from?
How about that Ian M. Cumming? "I. M. Cumming?"
That isn't what we're looking for.
Tyler had that up with yesterday post Here.
Here is what they released to their customers privately.
I wonder how many warning signs the bullish equities herd needs to abandon their end-of-the-year Santa Claus rally hopes?
1. Dexia failed.
2. MF Global failed.
3. Jefferies is a dead man walking.
4. Greece is teetering on the brink.
5. Italy 10-year bonds yield is 6.4% -- approaching the endgame.
6. CME is forced to raise margin requirements on "all products" secondary to liquidity squeeze.
7. No QE3 money printing from the Fed.
Let's not forget Mr. Bernanke said we will see financial instability for the next couple of years and to trade at your own risk.
You're right Cult_of_Reason. We are near the tipping point ... just a couple of black swans away. Jefferies failing, a couple of Whitney's muni failures coming to fruition, and talk of an Italian haircut should do the trick.
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Are you kidding? Perma bulls are still high on hopium because they have been held up and bailed out for three years come rain or shine. Much of the street has forgotten what moral hazard really is. They feel entitled to zirp, QE and intervention galore - all while pissing on the OWS.
Reality when it FINALLY hits - will be brutal to those in a Fed induced hopium haze.
Your spot on. Also Jeffries wouldn't be doing this unless someone who outed them in that rumor knew they where in trouble. And all they are doing is trying to obfuscate that they aren't. I bet anything that something about Jeffries will come out on Sunday, because with this many protests and issues from the company they are panicking. Somebody or bodies put that rumor out and if they did that what else will they put out about Jeffries.
The dog ate the list.
Every formula cell? How is that possible?
FIX IT! Zero Hedge has us on death watch! One more headline and we're toast.
Don't worry the Benny-n-jets printer will have er' fixed up in a jiffy
Lloyd, is that you?
And the envelope please......
Check JPM for the list.. It will probably show up there too..
"last time we checked, ....profit, means taking one side of the bet."
Thank you ZH. In this world of sanity, how else could I confirm my insanity if not to find a kindred logic. To be net-net zero means the bills go unopened and the salaries go unpaid, but to JEF (& almost everyone else), it means solvency because of something called unlimited debt.
So Jefferies is net SHORT the Italians?
DV01 +36k in Italian debt, plus DV01 -42k in futures (see note at top of page) = -6k DV01 in Italy?
"Why Jefferies would use up enough of its balance sheet to amount to 77% of its stockholders' equity for a trade that is nothing but a wash, in Jefferies' words, is something we urge clients, shareholders, bondholders and employees to think long and hard on..."
slewie has frequent long, hard thoughts, and likes contests, too!
- the first to figure out which CUSIPs are short, and when they were put on, gets a free Zero Hedge hat.
the answer is definitely maybe, so send it to slewie! yay! new hat, BiCheZ!
I'm thinkin...I just know..."Zero Hedge" hat, would look good on me!
If, Tyler couldn't figure it out...I'm gonna have to dig deep and buy one!...Do they come in xxxlg?
For disclosure, I trade equity options, almost exclusively. Lately I've been focusing on the banks and traded JEF options last week. A rookie question (that I should know the answer to) for any of you sophsticated posters: Does short interest ONLY include stock sold short - not equity options. In other words, is there a metric that includes short stock PLUS Long Put positions and Short Call positions? Thanks in advance for replies.
in this upside down world, isn't it bad to be short euro sovereign debt? cant the euro powers that be just give out haircuts at will? do cds even mean anything?
one could be right and still lose
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please join me in junking this ^ shitheaded fuking troll
>taking financial advice from a guy named "dick handler"
So..... who's the counterparty on the short positions ?
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