The Easter Egg: Italy's Latest Parabolic Curve

Tyler Durden's picture

With the world focusing on the latest disinformation from the BLS, one would be forgiven to miss the Bank of Italy's monthly balance sheet aggregates data. A quick perusal thereof reveals that in March, Italian banks saw their ECB support surge from €195 billion to €270 billion, the highest ever, 39% more than in February, and 776% more than greater than a year earlier, and now merely the latest parabolic curve to love and hold dear. Indicatively, on the chart below we have also added Spanish bank borrowings from the ECB (still pending a March update), which in February were also at an all time high of €152 billion. So aside from this last recourse lifeline from the ECB which is now openly keeping Europe's banks afloat, "the crisis is nearly over" to quote Mario Monti.

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Waffen's picture

Ok, not even a date, just give me th damn year that this thing collapses.

CrashisOptimistic's picture

You can't have a date for that .  How could you expect such a thing?  The governments will intervene and do anything to stop it.  If you were the government, and you knew people would die if you don't intervene, you also would intervene **even if you firmly believed you were making it worse for later**.

You would do what they are doing.  You would intervene.  You would do anything to stop the collapse.  You would rationalize it as they are . . . maybe something will happen that will fix it all.  If you can just get more time, maybe something will occur that will undo the bad things . . . that are always coming but never arrive.  

So yes, you will intervene and corrupt the purity of the markets because you will realize that purity is not important if people are going to die to keep it pure.

Dr. No's picture

You prospective is wrong. The governments are not preventing collapse, they are creating it.

pods's picture

Not really, MATH is causing the collapse.  Governments are just pretending that exponential functions don't exist. 


SheepDog-One's picture

the collapse has been planned and carried out....the only thing we dont know is when and what will be the rug pull-out event.

pods's picture

Well I would say that the collapse has certainly been planned FOR, I would not say it has been planned.

Human nature made it a certainty, with us not allowing the deflationary part of the false business cycle to play out.  The ones who run the place really could not care either way.  They gain money and power no matter what part of the cycle we are on.  

Now that the banks are fat stuffed with cash again, the deflationary portion of the cycle can take place, and the banks take possession of the real property they acquired a stake in by creating funny credit money.

Even if things truly collapse, a new bank issued currency will be implemented, starting the cycle over.

With education succeeding in its goals of wiping out knowledge of the origin of money and the duties it should fulfill, they have not a care.  
The new system will be much like the old system.

Wash, rinse, repeat.


SheepDog-One's picture

Yea its all just monetizing the debt, nothing new, its the last act of all failed bankrupt empires and we're at the end of monetizing cycle right now. Anyone who thinks now we just 'coast along muddling thru for a few years pretty much okey dokey' is smoking some good shit.

Manthong's picture

“If you were the government, and you knew people would die if you don't intervene, you also would intervene”

Um.. you are a little off on that perspective..

They don’t give a rat’s ass who lives or dies.. all they care about is keeping THEIR the credit money system AFLOAT (pun intended).

They will print until some black swan kicks confidence in the system out from under them and whatever is considered real capital and assets flees their sphere of control. Then they will use the military and police state to claw back everything they can claiming it is for the “greater good”.   

spentCartridge's picture

Why does everyone equate insanity with 'smoking good shit'?


'Good shit', when smoked/eaten/imbibed is a source of clarity.


Tokers tend to be the more enlightened types of people, at least, that is the impression that I have evolved.

WonderDawg's picture

Concur. It's the bad shit you don't want to smoke.

pods's picture

When the system has outlived its usefulness, a new and better one will be implemented.  

Of course benefitting those who created it.

I do wholeheartedly agree that this one is in it's twilight.


Urban Roman's picture

 and the banks take possession of the real property

How can they do that, when they've shredded the title to it? I mean, where's the legitimacy of it?

pods's picture

There is no legitimacy to it, but that does not mean it won't happen.  Most of the property "owners" do not have the funds to properly litigate the proceedings, otherwise they would not be in the place they are in.

The banks have made the mess so huge that property law will be re-written ex post facto because the solution would cause too much chaos.

And it is the banks who have the "lawmakers" ears, not the plebes.  So they will pay a token fine, which helps government revenue in the short term.

See the deal cut with the states AGs.  Even the solution for underwater "homeowners" comes out of their pockets indirectly.

"It's a big fuckin club, and you and I ain't in it!"


NotApplicable's picture

Well then, no ZIRP for you!

StychoKiller's picture

Com'on Spain, yer letting the team down; don't let the Italians beat ya!

Straying from the flock's picture

99 years in the making.  The Federal Reserve and their masters, JP Morgan and the other banks, are both patient and focused on the end goal.  The absolute destruction of the US economy.  I believe they have done one hell of a job.

A dime a day will END the charade.

Everyone has the power to END the game.  As far as when, I can only respond with this:

"Better a year too early, than a day too late."


Waffen's picture

your not telling my anythign I dont already know.(I tend to agree with the above, that its purposeful to bring in world government as the solution).

the question, when will it stop working?  Hell I thought 2011 would be when it would implode, but honestly this thing could drag out for years and years.

We all know this is a huge clusterfuck, what does it matter to rehash the same thing over and over.

When will it end?  (P.S. I am not expecting an answer, though I would love for someone to give a mathematical calculation as to when, which is what we should all be focusing on).

Global Hunter's picture

Maybe I don't understand your point but world government has done a good job screwing everything up so far.  As for the idea between tomorrow and 2015.

Meremortal's picture

As for the idea between tomorrow and 2015.



SheepDog-One's picture

2030? Meaning 2012 of course. 

Kimo's picture

"Correction: This post has been edited to reflect that MIT has not updated its research from the original 1972 study."

francis_sawyer's picture

They failed to factor in 'Moore's Law'...

Waffen's picture

way to go out on a limb

Gully Foyle's picture


Mark inauguration day 2013 as the start. Romney takes office and give him a two year window for the collapse of the US and martial law.

Sometime into his second term one world government starts with a nice little reset and digital currency. Fuck you gold.

The closer all the major players come to social equality, private and public healthcare balanced/similar amounts of unemplyment/similar amounts of consumption/similar welfare state bennies, the simpler OWG is to impliment.

I've read predictions of 2030 for a world economic collapse. If OWG has an established foothold before then, Romneys second term takes us into a precursor timeframe, anything after firms up the structure and control mechanisms.

Actually it looks to be a fairly harmless transition. TPTB learned from previous experiments, like the Soviet Union. Collapse and rebound with new rules and new players.

Pay close attention to India and Turkey. Turkey is a transition state between Europe and the Middle east, India will be the new america except lower wages. India has a nice ratio of young to old that won't peak until the next century.

The rest of the world is aging too damn fast and some structure needs to be in place to care for the amazing rise of the elderly.

El Oregonian's picture

"The rest of the world is aging too damn fast and some structure needs to be in place to care for the amazing rise of the elderly."

Obamacare death panels = Soylent Green scenario = Solution to food shortages.

GOSPLAN HERO's picture

Digital currency?

What happened to bitcoins?


StychoKiller's picture

Amt($) = Offset + B * e xit; where xi = Interest rate, t = periodic time value, B = multiplying factor, and Offset = some baseline amt of dinero

tulip_permabull's picture

My understanding is that there are $15T in Treasuries currently outstanding but that $5T will mature three years from now. Will they be rolled over? At what interest rate?  Will the Fed be forced to buy up all of them as well? That would take quite a bit of printing. So 2015 looks like it could be an interesting year from that perspective.

MrBoompi's picture

Maybe if bankers and politicians actually had consciences or souls, I might agree they intervene to prevent "people from dying".  But from what I can see, they intervene to save their own sweet asses, and their rich buddies, from going bankrupt.

Toolshed's picture

For the love of God man!! You are rationalizing like a bitch. Don't assume that no one here has any ethics or a moral compass just because you don't.

Western's picture

"So yes, you will intervene and corrupt the purity of the markets because you will realize that purity is not important if people are going to die to keep it pure."


lol... shutup.

battle axe's picture

Print, print you MTFers!!!

ZippyBananaPants's picture

Do you have an update on QE Twist?  Total so far, and how much to go?

SheepDog-One's picture

Just one more fix, should do the trick! 

Line from a famous junkie song. Ooooo that smell! Cant you smell Bernank's funky ass central bankster SMELL?

francis_sawyer's picture

one hell of a price for you to get your kicks...

AlaricBalth's picture

9/21/11 FRB Release: "To support a stronger economic recovery and to help ensure that inflation, over time, is at levels consistent with the dual mandate, the Committee decided today to extend the average maturity of its holdings of securities. The Committee intends to purchase, by the end of June 2012, $400 billion of Treasury securities with remaining maturities of 6 years to 30 years and to sell an equal amount of Treasury securities with remaining maturities of 3 years or less. This program should put downward pressure on longer-term interest rates and help make broader financial conditions more accommodative. The Committee will regularly review the size and composition of its securities holdings and is prepared to adjust those holdings as appropriate."

Here is the April schedule for Operation Twist:

SheepDog-One's picture

Just need a WEE SMIDGEN more free money and then we'll surely be fixed! Come on, man, give up the free money we're goin thru severe withdrawal delerium tremens out here!

pain_and_soros's picture

Yes, the crisis is actually almost over and will be when the full-fledged collapse of the global financial system occurs, all in due time.

Got Gold?

MiddleageThinninghair's picture

Tyler - I think a funnier title would have been "The Easter Egg: Italy Lays a Parabolic Curve"

paulie's picture

Italian banks need to borrow from ECB because people here are withdrawing money from their accounts already.
The descent spiral has begun.



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catacl1sm's picture

are markets closed today?

catacl1sm's picture

I was being serious. I wasn't sure if wasn't showing quote updates because they were so bad or if the market was closed for Good Friday.

SheepDog-One's picture

Free markets have been permanently closed.