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EcoFin Meeting Cancelled, Euro Plunges
As we warned an hour or so ago... Euro plunges.

But fear not:
- EU LEADERS' SUMMITS WILL TAKE PLACE TOMORROW, U.K. SAYS
Of course, if there was no Eurosummit, the EURUSD would be at parity...
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What are the odds that they 'un-cancel' in the next few hours?
Guardian is already printing the rumor that it's been uncanceled. Expect EURUSD to pop on it.
But.., but..,why isn't gold getting smacked down?
nice headline, but it's back up again...you short the EUR?
EUR/USD has been going up all month despite all the EUR propaganda????
Not saying that will continue but this was hardly a plunge.
http://youtu.be/71vqGyWTs3c
oh that was good, they staged the meeting cancelation to front run the shitty confidence numbers and then try to cushion the bad news with the steve the stooge liesman breaking news on the re-meeting. I hope it backfires and bitches panic the fuck out of the market.
EU Leaders’ Summits Will Take Place Tomorrow, U.K. Says
-yawn
fin is seperate from the summit.
its all Cameron's fault. He wants tea and they only serve coffee at euroconferences.
and he hates the berluscones that come with it.
They are like zombies. They are the walking dead and yet they keep on coming.
shoot them in the head
Im glad you didnt say "brain"
Is it just me, or does this feel A LOT like the fractious hand-wringing, will they won't they storyline played out on teh American Debt Ceiling Deal just 2 months ago? Just a different cast of characters.
Perhaps the same pattern will play out... Like August 4th, huge down day, then, a weekend rescue plan, then some more can kicking. Just a different cast of characters.
In a fractal world.. looks like we are winding into the singularity ever faster.
ORI
Toroidal Vortices and Nuclear Echoes
I agree. Similar to the U.S. debt ceiling Kabuki, I think there is a 0% chance that the EU meeting will end without some sort of announcement of a new Grand Plan to solve the situation. Or maybe it will be a Plan to Have a Plan. But they will come out with something.
It's like friggin Groundhog Day EVERYDAY!! The pressure is building each time the can moves down the road...
There comes that moment in Chess late in the game when you can see the last 4 of 5 moves and you look over and wait for your opponent to see it too... Then all of a sudden the light goes off and he resigns... The EU is frantically moving their chess pieces around, becoming more desparate, but Mr Market a patiently letting the inevitable unflold, waiting for the light to go off... Sometimes the novice chess player does not see the last 4 or 5 moves, sometimes they don't see it until the final move - check mate!!
It's a little different, ORI: Congressional charades are just congressmen holding out for more pork and tribute...entirely predictable that they'll fold when the last vote has been bought with a trinket (like, a bridge to nowhere) and a cheque (from the next designated lobbyist on the roster). Whereas, in the case of Europe, each representative has a more direct connection with their very different electorates and the funds to buy each of them off must be passed through a different jurisdiction. Very complicated. ;)
It's further complicated in Europe by old (outdated) ideologies ... with the protestant, but largely atheist and pragmatic, north and the orthodox east lined up against the free-spending roman catholic south. France, as always, is the noisy kid that starts the fight but has never won one yet.
I hope that explains it. :)
/cynicism
i-dog, good summary. Thanks for sharing.
Hah. Indeed i-dog. Maybe that's why I said fractal world.
This is not a two-dog howl-out, it's a 22 dog howl-out.
Rather cacophonous.
ORI
Well remember what happened after the big runup to the US debt ceiling 'resolution', they ran it up to DOW 12,700, then while everyone was expecting a huge ramp (RoboTrader) what we saw was DOW 10,700 shortly thereafter.
so that /es breakout on really shitty volume yesturday is about to fail ?
but they promised
I was supposed to get a pet unicorn!
The unicorn world is upon us
With Kleptocrats trying to con us
Where truth comes to die
And ALL leaders lie
And Geithner is viewed as Adonis
And all I got was this lousy haircut that isn't even finished
Haha, funnily enough, in the Navy, the barber did not stop till we had a Zero Cut.
ORI
Finally! Time to recoup on FAZ... damn that artificially strong Euro..
I know!! After yesterday I was about to fogetaboutit!! This market will drop (absolutely no doubt in my mind), but not sure I can hold on long enough!! Every week is like a Chinese drip torture!! AHHH!! The white towel is in my hand and my guy (ETF's) is on his last legs - he's already been knocked down twice (with a three knockdown rule in effect)...
Ah, the life of a shorty-Bear!!
When I get pummeled via FAZ, I keep remembering how FAZ was priced in the high 4 digits at one time (accounting for reverse splits, etc.), so I keep gritting my teeth and keep taking the punishment until 2008 repeats again..
Of course, I pick my spots on when to go in on FAZ.. it's suicide to hold this long term.
I've been trying to avoid market timing by dollar-cost-averaging into FAZ, YANG, EUO, and TZA each month... Not sure if it is the best way, but if your "high 4-digit" thing comes to pass I should be just fine!! White knuckle time baby!!! Thanks for your support - I feel like a crazy man on an island sometimes!!
FAZ is like the storm/boat scene from Forrest Gump. About every ship gets slaughtered during the storm.. but if you can somehow hold on to your ship (read: money) when the storm ends (or is storm starts in financial terms?), you'll be rubbin' yourself with $100 bills at night for a very VERY long time..
Remarks pulled out of pity and respect.
Feel your pain, I loaded up on FAZ and TZA before this hopium rally....we'll be vindicated soon though....just make sure you dump at the top...
Today's pop in FAZ is the 4th wave and tommorrow's drop will be a truncated 5th wave (close above 43.5) to conclude wave 2 with the 5 wave C of the flat within the zig zag flat combo comprising the 2 wave. Thursday the 3rd wave blast off ignites and the triple digit launch to the moon begins.
hey look they finally agreed on something: cancellation is better than quixotic negotiating.
Germany exit by New Years.
Good, let's hope so. The entire farce has been seemingly endless.
LMFAO!
"...I'm sexy and I know it..........I work out..."
This is bullish. Now they can schedule a meeting for next week that everyone can hurry up and wait for.
Yup - I can see it being priced in now on CNBC - "Dow rises 400 on Eurozone hopes".
Seriously, I get the feeling you don't actually have to DO anything, just promise to do it seems enough.
You can only call wolf so many times... Love those simple little childhood lessons!!
You know they were going to say nasty things so cancelling is bullish, right?
well, if you don't have anything nice to say. . .
LOLOLOL...What a bizarre circus. Just like our govt. and leaders they too have no adults in charge.
For those of you wishing to escape Europe to Red State America:
www.blackpineslakehome.com
Nice house....good buy or not...???
A good buy yes. 4 br 4.5 bth down the road just sold for 1.6 million
when i was young i enjoyed knocking homos around til i found out they were good fucks, now i just do home viewings for the fun of it.
Can I get that for $100 and a 203k loan?
Are you seriously on here pimping your shitty real estate?
Yes... douche bag. We all got to make a living.
Leave Europe for Red State America?! EU collapse will be good for Europe in the long run meanwhile the US unwind hasn't even begun. But you're right, there must be some Europeans willing to live in rural Georgia...
... I'd get in touch with Athenians if I was you.
I'll bid $1.39
Male prostitution is always an option, you midnight cowboy, you.
Tried it. But the chief no like fat chicks or fags like you ass pirate.
I got some good deals to pimp for you, this will help ease the stress of dealing with broken markets
http://bride.ru/
Awesome.
Who would have thought that 17 EU dopes couldn't get together for anything but a bunga bunga party.
Markets took an elevator up, and going to take the express elevator back down.
Handicap escalator up...express service elevator to basement down.
SDI, priceless wit!
Thanks for the laughs.
ORI
Exactly...Nuff said.
Wow...pretty brief plunge!
Skynet is still on the BTFD mode, needs a manual switch to STFR mode.
So, when ya gonna try a run in politics? Or is that too easy for you cavemen? :>D
free fall, MFS
Reality re-appears.
I'd far rather be rebuilding from the ashes than watching this clownshow sputter and herk and jerk along every day.
It's undignified.
But think about it from the EU ministers point of view. The more and longer meetings they have, the more time they get to spend in $1000 Euro per night hotels eating in 5-star restaurants all on the EU expense account. Being an EU minister is the best job ever. Do nothing, get treated like royalty.
They could not get the caterers lined up......so sad when food goes bad...
Now its the intrafighting : the 17 vs the 10 who are NOT euro slaves...but europeans peeking in into Euro bunga binge.
Its Cameron and the Poles who want to see Berlu's bunga pole! What is he doing with it ...?
We don't trust him. He could shaft us all!
Fellas, this is Shakepearean drama...Berlusconi is shaking his spear...once more into the breach dear friends...Ruby, not far away to get briefed on her breach policy CDS.
Is this in the algo models?
Bye-Bye Risk Assets..........????
do shut up
NFLX at 74.71.
That's good, right?
Maybe.
The market wil be up again................at teh end of the day.
Right....even when bankers take 60% haircuts, stocks will still be up, because all that matters is bubble fantasy stocks.
Very poor coordination by TPTB. This headline wasn't supposed to be released until 4:05 EST.
Wait Wait!!
They've changed their minds!
<bounce>
This is what governing by 'market forces' boils down to...
BTFD?!?! :))))
Who knows what will happen to the market now...perhaps the "Stay of Execution" rally continues. Market might like the postponement.
Bullwinkle says to Rocky, "Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRW7pITY5Cg
I think theyre fresh out of rabbits.
Time to get a new hat.
Time for the banksters to Occupy a copy of a Tale of Two Cities.
Robo will tell you that this is a dip.
And here's the bounce. Incredible.
Bid that shit up, fast
"Hell, who cares about currencies? NFLX to the mooooooooooon!" -- RoboTrader
Strange, because EU representants are talking with economists from Somalia and aliens from Andromeda to bailout Italy and Greece if necessary.
So, everything is going fine.
Maybe it's a misunderstanding because alien language is not so easy to translate... closed to chinese apparently. Oh yesss! Chinese also are around...
The Sun reports that meeting back on, timed not to clash with this week's X Factor.
they have no fucking idea
Nope, all they ever had was carrots and sticks....haircut time at the guillotine.
Someone's buying bonds: Greece 1 and 2 yrs, France and Belgium 10s are moving.
What, with the hope theyll be paid back?
The only entities buying Greek debt at this point are doing so for policy reasons, not investment reasons.
Closing up short positions, more likely- there is not real ask on that paper anymore.
Its Carla she's buying it for Giulia's future.
60pts rebound in the DAX already -- damnit, that hopium drives fast up the brainz.
David Gow (The Guardian reporter who gave us one of last week's Big Rumors) has got a nice bit of color on last Saturday's Eurozone leader's meeting:
After a two-hour delay caused by Cameron's stand-up row with Sarkozy, eurozone leaders finally got down to business...and discussed everything but the EFSF, bank recaps and Greek haircuts... Iveta Radicova, the outgoing Slovak premier, got up and said: "When are you going to start talking seriously. Because, if you aren't, I'm off out for a cigarette." And out she went.
That sounds kinda hot.
Is a Greek haircut like a Brazilian ... only at the other end?
Well, that scare didn't last very long.
Market took off after recording a -1403 TICK.
Now we can resume "regular programming".
Masco and Sherwin Williams now taking off, anticipating another housing boom.
Oh wow they got it fixed? Gee thats really great robo. But what do you care? Your paper trades were down?
For someone who apparently subscribes to the IBD investment philosophy, doesn't it all worry you that IBD-50 type stocks have underperformed this rally significantly?
Does this kind of stuff happen in bull markets? /sarc
All markets are bull markets.
I see my BOY, Email Johnny Corzine is doing a bang-up job at MF Global....First Bankrupt NJ then MF Global...perhaps CNBC will have the Goldman suckubus on today to announce his run for president.....lol
Read the post by Bruce Krasting at the top. Obama's bold re-fi plan will be another pea-shooter. Besides, a good deal (most?) of the "home improvement" part of the re-fi money will be lost to fraud rather than Sherwin Williams. (e.g. cousin Juan will get $40000 to put new sod down in the back yard)
ve vere going to cancel the cancelled meeting but ve vill plan to plan another meeting at 3:30 your time... ve lift things up to put dem down ja ja...
was this a planned cancellation of a meeting to agree on a plan for the grand plan or an unplanned cancellation of a meeting to agree on a plan for the grand plan? do i even care anymore?
If it weren't for HFT machines, this market would be down 5+% today, setting up for a 20+% bitchslap tomorrow.
EU Presidency has just confirmed that the EcoFin meeting is cancelled. Should be bullish
Euro stick save via ECB (read: US middle class taxpayer) in 3...2....1....
Plunging ? a 0.7% drop from 1.3940 to 1.3849 ? Are you shitting us by any chance ? Currently 1.3892.
OKOK it's the 2000:1 leverage, now you can retire.
There is no such thing as bad news for the euity markets. Let the melt-up begin.
Abercrombie & Fitch still green, close to 3-year highs.
I guess imminent sovereign debt defaults can't stop the consumer from spending $125 on jeans with hundreds of holes in them...
LOL....
Interesting. Because young people in their 20's living on their own have crappy jobs and enormous student loans. They're more likely to be buying clothes at the thrift store than A&F. Must be the last vestiges of middle class parents giving their spoiled teenage daughters the credit cards to shop there.
Robos fixation on A&F assless jeans is quite disturbing.
thats not a plunge...stop exaggerating. :P
Check out NetFlix:
http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=NFLX&ql=0
plunging another 35% this morning.....looks like the housing market.....
Oh my God, these guys are an absolute mess. Can't coordinate press releases was funny enough, now they cancel the "big" meeting. I love how Zerohedge predicts this stuff with deadly friggin' accuracy!!
I remember that feeling in August 2008, I have it again.
USD just may get to par with the Euro this month.
Glad I backed up the Gold truck last month.
It'll get whacked again hard too this week but at least I'll have something the Occupy concentration camp guards will want other than my wife.
They make a cream for that feeling. Just saying.
The Fins want out of the Euro Dream more than the Germans want to Kick the Greeks out of this nightmare.
None of the Scandinavian countries or Finland want to deal with this garbage anymore. They are simply too far north to care. IMO
Or too damned high (in latitude).
nobody likes to lose north or south, high or low. But life in the financial world is zero sum normally, except nowadays in this ponzi its lose-lose.
In other news NFLX is at $75 ... ouch!
risk off...crude stickin in tough,,,,hmmmm
Eco-RAT-finks! You broke Da Euro!
consumer confidence WOW
To the bunkers, citizens!
Abandon all hope!
Oops, they already did ...
Once they agreed they don't agree, back to the main subject: How big is Sarkie's willy?
I'm guessing pretty small. He carries himself like someone who gets women with power and money rather than being hung like a horse.
Rumor is that the luncheon included bratworst rolled in crepes, a pseudo "pigs in blankets" to try to get Sarkozy and Merkel to warm...apparently it failed and Sarkozy shut down. :D
"piigs in a blanket" I thought that was a french recipe of turds covered with puke.
James Galbraith wants MORE spending.
http://finance.yahoo.com/blogs/daily-ticker/u-debt-not-europe-time-spend...
Yet another academian who is out of touch...
NFLX is stock specific.
COH, ANF, JWN, M, SBUX, WFM, and assorted other retailers are at 3-year highs despite all the "scroom-mongering" on this site.
Anyone who has held on to XRT has made a killing since the 2009 lows, riding through credit market turmoil pretty much unscathed.
GDX holders? Well, that's another story........
"But Jim, you promised!!!!......."
Consumer confidence is way down...but retailers are way up...go figure...who is buying this crap...and why...shop junkies
Netshits is specific stock and a shitty one. You need to buy at the lows of mar 2009 to be doing worth a shit. If you held on you have not done so well. If you held yahoo since 1999, you would still be holding on to a cold turd on a shovel.
The market makers love stoopid robotraders.
Wonder if the regulators are looking at trades by Guardian employees.
Anyone else noting that the WTI-Brent spread is collapsing... $16 and dropping as I type..
Note that WTI is rising a lot faster than Brent is falling, giving credence to the idea that WTI was the "wrong" price of the two.
But is Brent still the driver of retail? Are we going to see gasoline and distillates go up on WTI, or is that just the trader's commodity?
Brent will still drive retail.... IMNSHO
The Cushing based refiners are flashing a sell signal.
The EURO didn't plunge, risk assets all dropped a bit across the board (hardly surprising after the recent run-up).
Are you deliberately focussing on the euro in usd terms to confuse people (and avoid noting that PMs also dropped against the risk-off USD)? Or are you just so US-focussed that the USD effectively going up with risk-off doesn't seem to register as an independent phenomenon and all you see is euro down?
It would have been more accurate to say that the AUDUSD (a more risk-dependent pair) plunged, because that movement was closer to a plunge than EURUSD. Methinks someone doesn't like and/or is massively short/ underwater on the euro...
If it was a "risk-off" move, WTI would have made the same move.
So please enlighten me as to which direction WTI has gone in over the past couple of hours...
Yen is about to be printed really soon.
the lies/ rumors to truth/common sense ratio has reached a fatal imbalance...