EFSF Denies It Is An Illegal Pyramid Scheme

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bank guy in Brussels's picture

Ben Bernanke and his 'fiatsco flame thrower' (hat tip some commenter on ZeroHedge), funnelling digits through the Cayman Islands, trading favours with the Eurocrats, that's who done it.

Give the Central Bankers credit for some subtlety, at least.

redpill's picture

Why stop at 5x-6x leverage?  At this point, why not just do infinity leverage?  Wouldn't that inspire "more confidence" if the backstop was infinite?

Smithovsky's picture

EFSF = European Full Scale Fraud

Ahmeexnal's picture

eurozone gold has been sold. China and the US are now the owners of the yellow metal.

Long-John-Silver's picture

China got it all. The US has no Gold. Who would want that backed by nothing, barbarous metal but the Chinese that just like shinny and rare earth metals.

knukles's picture

Europe Finds this Shit Funny

No fucking wonder they're trying to make any criticisms (arcane, intelligent, analytical or even just funny) illegal.

When the going gets tough, the tough get weird.

TheFourthStooge-ing's picture

Euro Fraud Slush Fund

European Fan Spattering Feces

 

 

GottaBKiddn's picture

Exactly. The EU has been a complete failure if one assumes that the
object was to "solve the debt crisis". But if you assume that the
object was to absolutely indebt (enslave), dictate the appointment of
"national leaders", and provide the appropriate "austerity" to all of
those nations dumb enough to be coerced into the ComUnion, then they
have succeeded superbly.

lolmao500's picture

Well Europeans banks in 2008 had at least a 80-90x leverage... and that was ADMITTED to... so I doubt they will stop at 5-6x leverage.

upWising's picture

If a little is good, a lot is better.

Always.  In everything.

Now, go watch football and make plans for an all-you-can-eat buffet.

dark pools of soros's picture

rescued by the ILB....  Infinity Leverage and Beyond

achmachat's picture

What did you expect? They need to keep it up and running as long as possible.

Harlequin001's picture

They need to end it, quick...

But no, apparently we need more of it, because you can't have too much integration can you?

Time to let Madoff out and back to his rightful place at the head of the Fed/ECB, you can take your pick...

cossack55's picture

Charles Ponzi has now been completely rehabilitated.  The new term replacing "Ponzi Scheme" is " The Bernank Scheme" or, perhaps, "Paulson Scheme".

jesse livermoore's picture

These guys put Bernie madoff in the piker catergory

 

Hyman Roth; to Micheal Corleone ; about Frankie Pentangelo.  " He is small potatos"

 

Oh side note:  the term replacing "Ponzi Scheme"   is  "quanitative  Easing"

Mark123's picture

This has to be the most pathetic excuse for leadership I have ever seen.  It makes the Europeans look good.  They are struggling to find a trillion in savings over 10 years, all back end loaded no doubt....while over the same period they are going to increase the debt by about 10 trillion????

 

The best part is the terrifying consequences if they do not come up with a deal....automatic cuts in 2013 (oh, how convenient...just after the next election).  How about if they don't come up with a plan to balance the budget in 2 years we put the entire congress to death.

 

s2man's picture

all back end loaded no doubt

My guess, exactly.  No austerity on our watch.  Leave it for the next guy to deal with.

we put the entire congress to death

My thoughts, again. Try for treason, anyone who has voted for, or signed, a deficit spending bill (except in time of war).

Mike2756's picture

You can't make this stuff up, lol. Wtf have they been doing since August?

"The clock is running out, but it hasn't run out yet. We still have time, but we have no time to waste," Republican Senator Patrick Toomey, a member of the committee, said on "Fox News Sunday."

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/11/13/us-usa-debt-supercommittee-idUSTRE7AC0LS20111113

nobita's picture

europe has a lot of creedeebeeleetee!

RobotTrader's picture

You could argue about the EFSF

Until you are blue in the face.

The fact is this:

The "Alpha-Dog" PigMen remain in full control.

The Ponzi Pyramid Scheme known as fractional reserve banking is still in effect.

Wash, Rinse, Repeat cycles continue as they always have over the last 1000 years.

I remember reading about "The Tudors", King Henry VII saved money, spent like a miser, and the kingdom became rich.  Henry VIII blew it all with flagrant spending and excessive taxation and the kingdom nearly went nearly broke.

That was 500 years ago.

Nothing has changed.

 

Harlequin001's picture

No they don't...

'You could argue about the EFSF

Until you are blue in the face.

The fact is this:

The "Alpha-Dog" PigMen NO LONGER HAVE full control.

The Ponzi Pyramid Scheme known as fractional reserve banking is still in effect.

Wash, Rinse, Repeat cycles continue as they always have over the last 50 years.

I remember reading about "The Tudors", King Henry VII saved money, spent like a miser, and the kingdom became rich.  (FUNNY THAT) Henry VIII blew it all with flagrant spending and excessive taxation and the kingdom nearly went nearly broke. (SO KINGS SAVING MONEY IS GOOD, SPENDING TOO MUCH MONEY IS BAD)

That was 500 years ago.

Nothing has changed. ABSOLUTELY...

There you go, fixed it for you...

Sancho Ponzi's picture

You omit the fact that many 'pigmen' have lost their heads along the way.

slewie the pi-rat's picture

hey Robo_T!

geat post!

even on a light day~~right thru the maxi-pad!

BennyBoy's picture

"the EFSF is not an illegal ponzi scheme"

should read:

"the EFSF is a legal ponzi scheme"

knukles's picture

Exactamundo

May Gold Stars be Showered Upon You for the Moment of Clarity

bertlahr's picture

brilliant, bennyboy

the truth hiding in plain sight

ole' modified double negative ploy

how dumb do they thing we ar....nevermind

max2205's picture

Who was it that said: you can't verify its true until they officially deny it?

knukles's picture

The Committee to Re-Elect the President.

Börjesson's picture

"Glaube nie was die Politik sagt, so lange es nicht offiziell dementiert wurde."

That's actually from Otto von Bismarck, of all people.

Mike2756's picture

Bosch CEO.

"In the interview Fehrenbach also criticised the economic and regulatory environment in Greece, saying he would not build another plant there."

http://af.reuters.com/article/metalsNews/idAFL5E7MD0IT20111113

Atomizer's picture

EFSF Denies It Is An Illegal Pyramid Scheme

Doesn't really matter what is said. The Ponzi scheme began in 1913. Selling new reform, security, and spawning written international governance laws to protect US taxpayer revenue streams from being uncollected is a good cop/bad cop approach. 2012 has always been the goal for the new beginning program. Epic failure will ensue for planners.

FreudianSlip's picture

Note the wording in all of this..."denies it is an ILLEGAL pyramid scheme".

 

Meaning.........it's  a LEGAL pyramid scheme.......which they have created just for themselves.

 

This is why public schools create a general population with extremely low level math skills........

....math is for the elite controllers, even attorneys and judges can't seem to do simple math and hate having to review accounting documents and seldom will....they order experts to review and explain because they can't figure it out.

 

The guy signing all the checks is the guy in charge, the rest of us are part of his ponzi scheme.

Catullus's picture

Adding "It's not our fault.  We don't understand double entry accounting.  How would we even know if we were buying our own bonds?  Suggesting that this is a ponzi scheme speculates that we actually know what that means!"

stopcpdotcom's picture

All is well.

The money will come from the magic unicorn standing on top of the rainbow shitting bars of gold.

 

upWising's picture

FIAT PONZI is an eye-talian convertible car with a eye-talian bimbo with enhanced mammary glands sittin' in the passenger seat.

The key's in the car. 

Let's roll.

 

Dick Darlington's picture

I can't wait what comes next from the EPIC FAILURE that is the eurozone... They have done almost everything there is to do to keep profits private and socialise the MASSIVE losses, kill democracy and plant their own unelected puppets to various governments, wipe the diarrhea out of their insolvent asses with the Lisbon treaty by bailing out countries ( ie banks) and monetizing sovereign debt, not to mention the pea shooting CDO ponzi scheme called EFSF. The list is endless. And after all these criminal actions taken by the various EU-puppets on national governments and the unelected bureaucrats in Brussels which were, according to the official propaganda, to make all things golden the eurozone is more broken and insolvent than ever. And their answer to all the old and new problems is MORE EUROPE, MORE DEBT. Uh huh... So, what's next? Tanks to deliver "democracy", stabeeletee and prospeeretee for the stupid and ignorant peasants all over Europe who can't see what the few unelected "leaders" see?

This is too sad and i have a very bad feeling this will end horribly and not just in economical point of view...

Boilermaker's picture

I don't see this story anywhere on CNBC.com or WSJ.com or bloomberg.com

WTF?

Vaiman's picture

That was going to be my question!  Do you think Bloomberg will post this news?  Doubtful.

Of course the EFSF will deny they are running a ponzi.  Liars and thieves won't tell you they are liars or thieves either.  It would expose and uncover their criminal strategies and activities.

TradingJoe's picture

Hah, the US seems all too happy that attention has shifted, for now, to the Europeans! FOR NOW!!!
To me the ponzi IS GLOBAL!!!

Irish66's picture

Cats out the bag..German can use the Deutch mark now

TheFourthStooge-ing's picture

...with a tip o' the crown to the Limerick King:

The EFSF wants to borrow,

"We'll gladly repay you tomorrow."

The solution least worst

is bailing out first,

so Germany says, "sayonara."

 

bankonzhongguo's picture

It is truly amazing how the so-called parliaments of Greece and Italy have so easily capitulated.  This Super Mario will cram not just more "austerity" into Italy, but very subtle and powerful internal controls on Italian business. I like the whole - 'can't settle a non-electronic business transaction over $600.' Frightening.  Considering Italy's political culture, I am stunned how easily they are rolling over.

But wait for it, even form of "austerity" waged upon the PIIGS in 2012 will be leveled upon Amerika, after it is revealed that the EFSF and the Fed are just horsetrading each others' fake bonds.

In all of this the banks have yet to suffer anything.

You have to wonder if this is all about renewing the Fed's charter in 2012. 

How to make the Fed independsiable?  Without the Fed, the World will explode!  Nobody is talking about the Fed's charter. 13 months.

Maybe that whole Mayan Calendar and the Fed Charter are one and the same - meaning ending the Fed will bring a New Age.  Lord knows Mother Earth and every Human Citizen needs a rest from global Corporate greed and the destruction of the Human Spirit.

Mark123's picture

Wow, do I sense that you don't trust the Fed?  Why not???  The Fed is our friend...and they should never be doubted, audited, second guessed or controlled by the people.

Atomizer's picture

Your all watching the Bilderberg plans unfold in acceleration. DHS is protecting them to complete the final wet dream under International Global Laws, not the US Constitution. After 11 years, they feel no one will challenge this drastic 2012 change. Hint.. This is not a joke!