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EFSF "Guidelines"

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From Peter Tchir of TF Market Advisors

EFSF "Guidelines"

The EFSF released (source):

  • EFSF Guideline on Primary Market Purchases
  • EFSF Guideline on interventions in the secondary market
  • EFSF Guideline on Precautionary Programmes
  • Maximising the capacity of the EFSF

(capitalization and spelling direct from the EFSF).

If the crisis could be ended by the creation of acronyms and the use of the word “modality” then we are saved.  The number of 3 and 4 letter acronyms is mind boggling, but let’s see what these proposals all mean.

In the preamble to each of the “Guideline” papers, the increased flexibility of roles of the EFSF are laid out

i)    Act on the basis of a precautionary programme
ii)    Finance recapitalization of financial institutions through loans to governments including in non-programme countries
iii)    Intervene in the secondary markets on the basis of an ECB analysis that financial stability is at risk

So point i seems fine. 

Point ii strikes me as disappointing.  I certainly had the perception that the EFSF was going to be involved in the recapitalization of banks.  Now they are going to lend money to countries that will use that money to recapitalize their banks.  I suspect the rating agencies were very uncomfortable letting the EFSF take equity stakes and the Member States also probably wanted more direct control.  I don’t really understand why the EFSF should be lending money to countries to recapitalize their banks.  Shouldn’t they be able to do that themselves or use money from a general bond issue for that?  In spite of all the talk about “more Europe” this would be a step back to national policies.  It also makes it unlikely much gets done because the banks in each country will want to ensure they get the best terms.  The fact that there was no specific “Guideline” sheet for the recapitalization process makes me believe that the EFSF and the rating agencies and the Member States couldn’t agree on anything and decided to include this loans to countries provision to calm markets.  But that is all it is there for, to keep you the investor calm.  The whole deal of the EFSF is to provide loans to Member States, so why differentiate ones that are meant for recapitalizing the banks?  Because the market expected the EFSF to be involved, and although they failed to reach agreement, they are pretending that they did something.  Not a good sign as that has been their modus operandi since the beginning and it hasn’t fooled anyone for long.

Point iii is also a negative for the market once you think about it.  Clearly the EFSF is branching into SMP’s (Secondary Market Purchases) which may seem to be a good thing, but they seem to be going out of their way to indicate that they are effectively going to take over purchases that used to be done by the ECB.  The ECB will be very involved in helping the EFSF manage their secondary market purchases.  All of that, is unfortunately for the market, consistent with the stated goals of transferring this responsibility from the ECB to the EFSF.  With so many people long risk assets waiting for the ECB to turn on the printing spigot, this should be a concern.  The ECB may really be about to take a step back from market intervention, the exact opposite of what the market is clamoring for.  Given how small the EFSF is, and its multiple mandates, that should be a real concern.

Why there are so many roles, and ultimately so many facilities and programs under the EFSF, is beyond me.  They have made it incredibly complex and it seems that there will be layer upon layer of approval, which is not what the market needs.

EFSF Guideline on Primary Market Purchases

This program is dedicated to helping Member Countries “as a complement to regular loans under a macroeconomic adjustment programme or to draw-downs of funds under a precautionary programme”.  As far as I can tell, this means that in addition to the other programs, the EFSF can mess around in the primary market auction process.  They want to be “limits the risk that ‘out of the market’ prices are posted by opportunistic primary dealers to test the needs from the country”.  The idea that the markets are wrong is a prevailing theme throughout the documents.  That should concern people in the market as well.  If you start all your actions with the premise that the market is wrong, you are unlikely to be successful or keep your capital for long.  I would be far more comfortable if there were fewer mentions of  how the market could be wrong and the EFSF is only stepping in to put the market at “right” or “correct” prices. 

The PMP “would address liquidity requirements from investors and reduce undesirable price effects”.  They intend to do careful market analysis to decide on any intervention.  They go on to discuss some of the potential ramifications, but frankly, I doubt they will use their capital wisely in this case.  It is hard enough to do at a firm that is purely profit driven, let alone at an institution that has no proifit motive whatsoever.

They go on to discuss concerns about not wanting to have undue influence on any particular auction.  I was impressed until it turned out that their idea was not to be more than 50% of an auction.  That seems like a very high number, not to expect undue influence.  There is a brief paragraph that given the complexity they may choose a “rules based mechanism”.  Again that scares me.  I don’t trust their judgement, but I don’t like a rules based mechanism that is also likely to be overturned whenever their judgement tells them to.  There is also a discussion of whether they would participate at an RFR (Reference Funding Rate) or at an average clearing price.

In the end, they will just be a big buyer in a new issue.  There is no mention of how they will get the money to buy the bonds and certainly no talk about leverage.  Right, no leverage mentioned in the whole PMP program.  But don’t worry, the leverage comes in the ECCL+ program. 

The “Management of the portfolio” section is worth a quick glance.  It discusses 4 strategies for the EFSF’s PMP facility.  It could sell bonds back to the market when the demand is restored, which would be good because it would let them recycle the money, but it does rely on demand returning and the EFSF seems concerned about the potential negative impacts on the market.  They could hold to maturity, which “limits the market risk” and is consistent with the ECB policy.  This seems like a bad idea, because they really should be trying to sell when they can so they have fresh capital – there is no concept of “leverage” in the PMP program.  They could sell the bonds back to the country as an option, but this strikes me as the most far fetched and none of the countries participating will be in position to do so for a long time – selling back to the market would be far more useful.  They also mention using “bonds for repos with commercial banks to support the liquidity management of the EFSF”.  I am not sure that is a 4th option.  That could be used with any of the prior 3 options and is either an attempt at leverage or admission they don’t think they can raise the money to actually purchase the bonds outright. 

The repo option being considered should concern potential EFSF investors.  They are either planning on leveraging this with commercial banks (not the ECB).  So someone is taking the leverage risk – either the banks if it is non-recourse, or the EFSF if it is with recourse.  So the mark to market risk is either shifted to banks, nullifying the use of the EFSF, or the EFSF is taking leveraged risk with mark to market triggers, meaning they can erode their capital far faster than anyone thought.  If leverage isn’t the reason this is included, then it has to be because the EFSF is concerned about its own ability to fund itself so wants to use its assets for funding.  There is NOTHING about option 4 that is portfolio management, it is all about leverage and funding.  Investors should be very worried that this is being discussed as it increases the risk of EFSF or the banks dramatically, especially in conjunction for their disdain of the market’s ability to price assets correctly.

EFSF Guideline on interventions in the secondary market

This program looks like an attempt to take over the ECB’s current activities.  It would rely heavily on the ECB to help make decisions, another signal that the EU is trying to take the responsibility of buying bonds in the secondary market away from the ECB.  There are various conditions for a Member State to have access to the SMP.  The EFSF seems to have overly high expectations of what it can accomplish, I found their belief that “EFSF intervention serves the purpose of a market making to ensure some liquidity in debt markets” as a reach.  They seem very cavalier about how easy and successful this program will be – and all they have to do is look at the unrealized losses on the ECB’s book and know that secondary market purchases have been a miserable failure.

The procedures and conditions and “modalities” run the risk of making the program far less effective and timely than the already dismal performance demonstrated by the ECB.  There are too many acronyms here to go through in detail (and many don’t even seem to have been defined).  I have to admit MoU is cute with the lower case but I couldn’t figure out what EWG is nor remember what an EIP is. There is also something called the ESCB but I think that might just be a typo, but wouldn’t bet on it.

They do take the time to say that a Financial Assistance Facility Agreement (which I assume is a “FAFA”) “will specify how any profits and losses will be settled between the beneficiary Member State and the EFSF”.  Really, profit and losses on something that they don’t know what it will be and may or may not be to the maturity of the bond and may or may not be leveraged?  They are already dividing up the spoils before they have taken a single action.  They also, once again, seem to be creating interconnectivity, when the purpose is meant to be to stop contagion. 

They go through the same 4 options of how to manage the portfolio.  Once again, I think trying to sell when they can (even at a slight loss) is the best choice because capital is truly scarce for the EFSF, and I remain concerned about what they are planning on the repo side.

EFSF Guideline on Precautionary Programmes

There are “Precautionary conditioned credit lines” (PCCL’s) and “Enhanced condtions credit lines” (ECCL’s).  They appear to be “benchmarked” against the IMF’s FCL and PCL programs.  These are loans that would be available to countries and would come with IMF monitoring, or monitoring done very much like the IMF would do, and done by IMF employees.  There is no leverage for these programs.   These are straight loans, with some stated maturity, that can be rolled over for a certain number of periods, though the reality is they will be outstanding until default if nothing improves. 

The programs are meant to be 2% to 10% of GDP for a country, but without leverage and subject to the overall limited amount of EFSF funds, I don’t see how either the PCCL nor the ECCL do much.  They aren’t bad, but seem a bit unnecessary and are just a backdoor way to enforce controls on Member States that other EFSF programs don’t.  Complexity, particularly unnecessary complexity makes me doubt that this was well thought out, or can even be implemented.

So the first true mention of leverage comes with the “enhanced conditions credit line with sovereign partial risk protection” (ECCL+).  This section mentions the issuance of PPC’s (Partial Protection Certificates) for Member States who have signed MoU’s.  This section though seems to be limited, it is for PPC’s in connection with a relatively short term loan with rollover features (ECCL’s).  The duration of this will actually be “set in the Financial Facility Assistance Agreement” (FFAA, or FFA for short, and not to be confused with the Financial Assistance Facility Agreement that is part of the secondary market programme).  Though if you continue to read the document you will find that for rapid activation, the Member State will need a MoU and a FFA (which is the official acronym for a Financial Assistant Facility Agreement, and confirms the earlier mess was an accidental re-arranging of the words, based on the fact that it is all made up and not even the lawyers have a clue what this will all mean if it is even actually implemented).   Though as you read through conditions a through g, you realize that there is a Eurogroup Working Group, which I assume is what the never defined EWG is.  If nothing else, there are going to be lots of good paying jobs, with great benefits that are going to be created out of this bailout.

The Accompanying enhanced surveillance for “a Member State receiving an ECCL,, ECCL+ or drawing a PCCL” is similar to having the IMF looking over your shoulder.  It may be useful, but undermines the believe that any country that qualifies will actually receive the benefits.  They have not learned the lessons from Greece.  If there are contingencies, the market will begin to believe that the contingencies won’t be met and the country will never receive the benefits promised.

Maximising the capacity of the EFSF

This document is split into two sections, the PPC and the CIF (Co-Investment Funds).  It is easier to start with the CIF section.  It is basically what every summer intern knows about CDO’s and tries to explain to their mentor in an effort to look smart.  It is just as vague as before.  No details are offered, and in some ways, it is more vague than the original document that was sent around.  I can only assume that it is still in there because people think it might work (and I wrote that this is better than the PPC program), but they have toned it down because every potential investor laughed them out of the room.  The investors laughed them out of the room because there was no plan.  There still isn’t.  I think if they focused on the CIF’s they would have some shot of achieving some level of financing.  I am no longer thinking about much leverage, just actually meeting their fully funded 440 billion Euros.  In the end they seem to be distancing themselves from this option.  It is almost like they have given up, aren’t willing to do the work, but hope someone might come to them with a deal.  2 months ago I would have laughed at myself for writing that, but now, I think I’m actually being kind.  The CIF’s have the best potential to combine some tiny amount of outside money with all the various national and supranational programs, but they clearly missed it, and are giving up on it, at least for now.

So what about the PPC’s?  Each PPC will be issued by a separate SPV.  So not only will each country be guaranteed, not by the EFSF, but by an entity supported the EFSF, but each individual bond will have its own support SPV.  That strikes me as bizarre.  It is convenient that the SPV’s will be from Luxembourg.  That is straight “cut and paste” from a typical pitchbook, but makes you wonder why the EFSF would use the easy Luxembourg route?  It is an improvement from their first attempt where they issue EFSF bonds that are then used as collateral, but still makes you wonder what game they are up to, or they just ran out of time and picked some standard terms and conditions from any pitchbook they could find? 

I may sound facetious, but didn’t people expect the EFSF to provide the insurance?  Having this SPV provide the insurance is certainly a concern for me.  But it all becomes clear later on.  “The SPV shall finance the payments due by receipt of drawings made under a financial assistance facility agreement [not capitalized] (“FFA”).  The SPV will settle the claim by deliver cash or EFSF bonds.  Under this route, the claim is unfunded until the time of a call”.   So they are hoping to create all these unfunded SPV’s.  Then if the bond one of them is PPC’ing defaults, will they bother to get money.  That to me, is insane.  The correlation is incredibly high to begin with.  Who would want to buy a PPC from an SPV and only once a protected bond defaults, would that SPV try and get money.  I wouldn’t take that risk.  By the time Italy or Spain is defaulting, Germany and France will do everything in their power to walk away and fail to this Luxembourg SPV.  That they would even try to incorporate this into the document strikes me as complete folly.  And why would they need to?  Is it so they can guarantee more debt?  The rating agencies wouldn’t allow that.  Once their SPV’s have guaranteed 440 billion Euro (or used it in the PMP or SMP or loans to recapitalize) they are no longer AAA.  If it isn’t to leverage, it is because they now know there is almost no demand for the paper of the AAA guarantors.  If you want cheap German or French paper, you already have EIB, of EBRD, or existing EFSF paper (in a separate note the EFSF effectively verifies that the first EFSF bonds retain their superior credit seniority structure) so the EFSF is trying to avoid funding anything.  The EFSF is concerned about the ability of it, or its core guarantee providers to raise money (ESM is ultimately going to be DELAYED, not accelerated, because the countries there don’t provide guarantees like the EFSF, but are committed to providing cash!)  Trying not to fund is bad enough, but thinking that after not funding, they could provide EFSF bonds in lieu of cash is beyond comical.  Hey, one of our big members defaulted, we are getting downgraded faster than we can call the agencies and tell them they are wrong, but take some new EFSF bonds instead of cash!  That tells me that they do NOT get it.  Not one bit.

Even they must realize this, as they add a line “Upon investors’ request it could be considered, that claims would be funded at the outset”.  So yes, they will have to be funded.  No one in their right mind is buying protection on an entity from itself, that not only doesn’t escrow cash, but actually just plans on issuing another IOU on itself.  This is so wrong, that you have to be very concerned.  All the people drafting this care about is creating a 4-5 times leveraged EFSF headline and don’t care or worse, don’t understand why it doesn’t work.  Don’t fall for their trap.

Assuming it is fully funded, in cash, it is worth looking at a bit more.  Each PPC would come with a new issue and would have a maturity the same as the new issue.  It can be split up and used against other bonds.  So, for a country like Italy, there are plenty of bonds trading below 85% of par, so there will be big demand for a 20% first loss certificate (at least one that is fully funded up front).  If they offer that with each new issue, it is a drop in the bucket so it won’t impact secondary market prices much.  If they only use it on short dated bonds to get the lowest coupon to the Member State, then it will have no impact on longer dated bonds in the secondary market, or on all the funding that is priced as a spread to that.

Unless they swamp the market with PPC’s up front, it won’t have a big impact on the secondary market.  If they swap the market with PPC’s, they will have used up all their firepower while it is still a mess.  As we have said before, there is no good option, but since banks price off the unsecured risk, and they lend to corporations based on their cost of funds, this is NOT going to help the broader economy.  Way too little, way too late, and the market has already determined Italy with a 20% first loss is not risk free.

They plan on using the ISDA Credit Events – please hold the laughter, that a group that has done everything in their power to avoid triggering an ISDA CDS Credit Event is choosing those definitions. 
They have added something about voluntary restructuring as a credit event.  That sounded promising, except it went on to discuss “Collective Action Clauses being adopted by the euro area Member States”.  I have no clue what that means, but asides from being another attempt to make the PPC seem more useful than it is, it is a clear warning sign to Greece, Portugal, and Ireland that you should default while you can and before the lenders have any power against you. 

The PPC’s will also be denominated in Euros.  That limits their usefulness as a real short.  Sovereign CDS doesn’t trade in the currency of the country that it is referencing because currency devaluation destroys the value of the protection.  All European Sovereign CDS trades in $’s for this exact reason.  For non European banks, that will diminish the value of the protection.  The plan is for the PPC’s to be tradable, but when you go to collect you have to own sovereign bonds against it.  They don’t include any provision that you can’t own the PPC’s at some point in time without holding bonds, so after all their efforts to stymie the CDS markets, they have gone and potentially created another way to short sovereign risk.

Buy the rumor, sell the news?  Investors bought the rumor, then sold the lack of news, I think you are supposed to sell the news again, as there is nothing in this document that provides evidence that they get it, or that any scale can ever be achieved, and if anything, it makes you wonder if they will even get to the 440 billion of support the market thought they had back in July.

 

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Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:28 | 1919497 phungus_mungus
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JOKE>>>>>>>

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:38 | 1919536 paarsons
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Like John Corzine, I'm long Europe.

I think it's all gonna work out. 

http://fucklloydblankfein.blogspot.com

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 22:20 | 1919692 smlbizman
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alright you nerds, who read this entire piece....give it to me in 1 or 2 sentences, i have to get ready for cyber/monday...hurry the fuck up i have cyber mace and money to burn.....

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 22:25 | 1919706 Schmuck Raker
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EFSF = BS

Or, wait for the next Nigel Farage vid - should be a doozie.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 23:20 | 1919826 rocker
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Here is the real problem. The HFT's must know that a bunch of people went short on the advise of Scumbag Robert Prethturd or the likes.

The HFTs own the market. They go against the most money applied. Quality stocks are falling every day.

CRB indexes are failing. When the go up, they gap and reverse. It is a rinse and repeat pattern.

We are Worse than Japan now.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:30 | 1919503 Justinx34
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^Jerk^

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:31 | 1919508 Justinx34
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I am not sure why the words "FULLY FUNDED" end up in any of these articles or speeches

there is nothing fully funded about any of this - the "funding" is the issue period

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:37 | 1919533 Raskolnikoff
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Rush made a good comment on the Republican debate centering on foreign policy last week, he said that the candidates kept on talking like the US still had money to spend and allocate anywhere, and in this particular case, foreign aid. But, really, the real people who need to keep living the dream are the rich...they have the most to lose, everyone else has already seen major declines caused by reallity. It's tough to be rich...so much to lose and so much shock when they do lose it. They, as much as anyone else, should have been front and center in making sure we had fair and honest policemen, yet they fell for the con too.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 22:10 | 1919665 Leopold B. Scotch
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Nobody has seen anything yet.  Just wait until the world starts treating the West like the deadbeats they are, expecting more than BS for real stuff.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 22:34 | 1919715 Fred Hayek
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Just wait till China tries to realize any value from those "$3 Trillion" worth of treasuries. We've got two decades worth of stuff from a thousand different Walmarts. They've got . . nothing!

Of course, they've got a functioning manufacturing base. We've got some useless retired politicians who let it all be moved there and some useless former CEO's who wanted it to be moved there so that their next quarterly report would look good, because time can only be considered in 90 day increments.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:33 | 1919512 Newsboy
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I can't understand all that. It makes my head swim.

Unless there is a cartoon to convince me, I'm just going to believe what I read in ZH, that the whole system is collapsing from excessive debt, and there is no trick that will work

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:37 | 1919532 Justinx34
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the more complicated you make something sound

the more...

1. confused people get

2. less people read it

3. hides the real problem

and this is part of the plan

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:39 | 1919542 Boilermaker
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Why dazzle them with brillance when you can baffle them with bullshit?

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:45 | 1919564 Mike2756
Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:55 | 1919574 TrulyBelieving
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There is a 'trick' that would work. But first govt's would have to become uncorruptible and just, banks would be honest, the market would be free, and individuals would have to become personally responsible for themselves. If you see this happening then you know all will be well. Until then, plan accordingly.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:56 | 1919614 Yamaha
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Well you know what they say about Pirates and guidelines.......

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:38 | 1919535 SHEEPFUKKER
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Buy some dope, sell some hope. 

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 22:18 | 1919684 Justinx34
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go home and smoke SheepFukker - we wont miss ya

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:39 | 1919538 Boilermaker
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Well, it's going to be a coordinated 'confidence' job by the central banks.  Start with a good old unexplainable market ramp job to get it going.  Then keep the pedal to the metal.

Haven't I seen this movies before...like 5 times now?

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:44 | 1919561 ambishop
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It is no wonder they call this the EFSF.   European Financials are So Fucked = EFSF

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:48 | 1919585 Justinx34
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EFSF

Euro Fails Super Fast

 

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:49 | 1919586 oogs66
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Epic Fail Stupid Facility

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:44 | 1919562 No Mas
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You guys are fighting the Fed again!  Bringing a knife to a gun fight - again!!

Don't you love the smell of a 190 point leg up on a beautiful Sunday evening?  Isn't it about the most beautiful thing you've ever seen?

I know the Tylers hate it and I know what they sell and who buys it, but like it or not, this whole thing is going to the moon.  It has been written; BTFD.

You have been warned (in a good way of course)!  There is mucho money to be made on the upcoming rally.  Don't miss out dudes!

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:51 | 1919594 Mike2756
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The best they can hope for is stagnation with oil pushing $100 again.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 22:08 | 1919655 jcaz
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Keep staring into the Sun, cause it's so pretty.......

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 22:11 | 1919666 quacker
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No can do sir. The Federal Reserve is a con from head to toe, as it is not even federal, it is a privately owned international banking cabal that is destroying our society.

I don't care whether it be the Nazis, Communism, or any other murderous and lying system, there has always been evil-hearted, mocking, snide little bastards with shit eating grins on their faces who try to dispirit people into giving up the fight, whispering into their ear that resistance is futile. And the times when they're profiting from the evil is when their shit eating grins are the biggest.

But lies always lose in the long run. And the truth is always worth fighting for. And there is peace in knowing that those who try to dishearten others away from the side of truth are themselves the most tortured and pathetic of souls.

So take your transparant attempts to dishearten people, your attempts at dispiriting people into surrendering, and shove them squarely up your ass. They'll be right at home with God knows whatever else you've shoved up there over the years.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 22:38 | 1919731 caerus
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you are wrong, sir

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:45 | 1919563 Bansters-in-my-...
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Gold just got a little Golden"woody"

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:45 | 1919569 Tommy5454
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Can anyone tell me why the markets are up 2%? I have read all the articles from today and do not see anything that is particularly bullish? Isn't the EFSF priced in? Wouldn't Greece going to the Drachma be a "credit event"?

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:50 | 1919592 Boilermaker
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Because they can do it.  Same reason a dog licks his nuts.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:54 | 1919603 surf0766
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Yes, I think you are correct. Nothing today/tonight was positive. It is all bullshit buy people who think being optimistic fixes everything. They are just buying time. In the end common sense rules.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 22:12 | 1919667 Mike2756
Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:59 | 1919626 topcallingtroll
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Because the mother of all bailouts will ne anounced on or before december 9

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 22:03 | 1919637 Mesquite
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AAPL is @ 200 dma.... Time for some heroics...

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 22:07 | 1919649 IQ 101
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Up is Down,

Down is Up.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 22:31 | 1919716 Tommy5454
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It's one of those days. Yahoo Finance Headlines: "Futures rise in electronic trade on Europe hopes" and "Struggling to stay above water." Both are out of the main NWO mouthpiece: Reuters. I guess even the establishment doesn't know why things are going up? Why can't the sheep see a day like this and realize at least something like "these markets aren't right." How can you have 3 months straight with every trading day consisting of a 1% swing?! 1% used to mean something.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:50 | 1919590 Everyman
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Why the HELL do these pricks make this shit so complicated.  This is just a "3 card Monty", when you boil it down.

This is what goes for national financial policy and economic disaster response?

Send in the clowns.

 

The cheapest way to settle ALL of this is to shoot all these .1% pricks in the fucking head, the politicians that enable, the banker criminals, and the bureaucrats and "regulatory agencies" that oversee this colossal cluster fuck!

 

Is that not cheaper than these trillions of bailouts with nothing to show for it?

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:57 | 1919618 topcallingtroll
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Tsk tsk.
Are you suggesting violence?
Pardon us while we load your computer with childporn and false date/time stamps.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 22:29 | 1919714 Vic Vinegar
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TCT your suggestion to accumulate shares of EWZ was waaaaaaaay better than Everyman's.  I'm going to go with your idea instead.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:50 | 1919593 oogs66
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Because there is still so much hope trying to rally on anything. Headlines and hope.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:55 | 1919606 topcallingtroll
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With some IMF money and ECB monetization they easily get to 1.2 trillion plus.

Germany will agree when all other aspects of the grand plan are in place

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:59 | 1919627 oogs66
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You are the 2% - the idiots driving stocks up 2% for now :D

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:55 | 1919611 Caviar Emptor
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Global recession is virtually assured. It's part of the plan. 

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:58 | 1919625 Robslob
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It's only 500 contracts...

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 22:04 | 1919641 FMR Bankster
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Sh*t happens in ugly bear markets. Seven down days and we spike higher for a few hours. Those around in the fall of 2008 remember the 15% market rally from friday until tuesday at 9:00 am. Didn't stop the market from collapsing another 35% by March 2009. Bear markets of generational importance will do what it takes to wipe everybody out.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 22:13 | 1919651 SwingForce
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New episode, "CRISIS FIGHTERS"- Merkel & Sarkozy (Saturday morning cartoon)

"How Will I Laugh Tomorrow?" (When I can't even smile today).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVr5RtEqpc0&feature=related

MTV: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Yo5zVdKFCY

 

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 22:09 | 1919657 sangell
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is the bank recapitilization scheme just a ruse to allow France to borrow from the EFSF of which it is a primary contributor?

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 22:25 | 1919671 slewie the pi-rat
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PMP my SPV, BiCheZ!

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 22:20 | 1919679 SwingForce
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i HAVE A sECRET sQUID dECODER rING

"My girlfriend has a MooD RING, whne she's happy it's blue, when she's pissed it leaves a Red mark on my forehead". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUeuAnMNDhA

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 22:39 | 1919693 caerus
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absolute rubbish...absurd gap up in the ES...easy fade

edit: a minor snapback is to be expected but the damage has been done...patience will be rewarded

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 22:25 | 1919696 monopoly
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Sun, 11/27/2011 - 22:24 | 1919702 monopoly
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Sun, 11/27/2011 - 22:28 | 1919708 SwingForce
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"The Creature From Jekyll Island", by G. Edward Griffin  (Top Right, click DOWNLOAD and then Download Anyway):

https://docs.google.com/open?id=0B3-C4NLkRQu7MTUwYzUxM2QtYjU1NS00N2UyLWJ...

He's still alive, and writes a newsletter: http://www.realityzone.com/currentperiod.html

 

 

PS- You are an ASSHOLE!

1) Tyler, for printing Pete's bullshit

2) Pete for taking the time to write AFTER every other asshole has written the same thing.

3) Montrose, Rock Candy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUeuAnMNDhA

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 22:27 | 1919710 max2205
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Document is like Swiss cheese

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 22:29 | 1919713 SwingForce
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What? Piss please?

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 22:31 | 1919717 Schmuck Raker
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Thank you Mr. Tchir.

Without your critique I might have been tempted to cover a few of my Euro puts.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 22:49 | 1919757 blindman
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i can't understand all that but ... this is true.
when central banks and such finance the purchases
of government debt and neglect the onerous primary
debtors induced out of necessity to originate that
elemental money creation in this usurious shit hole
of a money system they are FUCKING STEALING MOTHER
FUCKER ! someone needs to go away for ever here !
they stole money on the way up and they are stealing
money on the way down and ....
it will not pass the smell test, will not stand, regardless
of all the politicians they have paid off and all the
civilians and collateral damage they have exterminated.
the money itself they use to pollute the environment
is burning.
HA ! live it OUT, mo mo.
live it OUT, mo fo.
....
watch it all ...
watch it all /........

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 22:54 | 1919769 blindman
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-TB-qTaXSM
Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper - I Ain't Gonna Piss in No Jar
.
" the evil pecker heads have gone way too far." ..
m.n.

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 22:57 | 1919778 Coldfire
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EUR3 trillion loss, looking for a home. The quest continues...

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 22:59 | 1919781 Georgesblog
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Let's not mistake "guidelines" for "rules". I'm sure nothing in the document is carved in stone. This is the financial version of "Thunderdome".

http://georgesblogforum.wordpress.com/2011/11/02/the-daily-climb-2/

Sun, 11/27/2011 - 23:05 | 1919793 LedBallewn
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Simple answer: If there was something that could be done about this mess it would have been done already. They are shuffling the chairs on the Titanic on a daily basis. The result will be the same. Get out ... NOW!

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