The EFSF As A Hedge Fund

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danger close here's picture

Good god copper down 6%, es should be 1130.....wtf

dasein211's picture

It will be. They kept this shit afloat for so long that when realization hits the panic will be epic. Gravity always wins. Be patient.

Smithovsky's picture

Forget ground floor, how do I get to the basement?

cat2's picture

Guarantee deflation.  Wealth to buy PM is disappearing fast.

danger close here's picture

Lots of money stuck above 1200; when this bitch drops, itll be a elevator

DormRoom's picture

SPX 1190 is support.. below that, and everyone/algos hits sell.

MillionDollarBonus_'s picture

It is typical for selfish capitalists to only care about PROFIT. The EFSF is not a GREEDY hedge fund - the EFSF was created to HELP struggling countries for free because they are compassionate. This is something right-wing capitalists can't seem to understand. Not everything is about profiting. Sometimes the government needs to take peoples' money by force to make sure it is distributed fairly - otherwise nasty corporations will keep all the money for themselves. Gifted politicians and political advisors can be trusted to make sure resources are reallocated FAIRLY, for maximum freedom, prosperity and upward mobility.

Smithovsky's picture

look, it's obvious to everyone here that you're only writing to agitate. someone says A, you say B.  it's getting pretty old. it would be fine if you actually believed it, then one could have a normal conversation with you, but you just love being a dick

fonestar's picture

MDB just likes the attention.  The lame sarcasm is lost upon those on the Yahoo Finance boards...

Manthong's picture

Looks like it's time for this gem again:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyePCRkq620

"I think it's called laughing as you sink."

Quixotic_Not's picture

No worries, once OWS elects Obama/Stalin 2012 there'll be free money for everyone!

Who needs those capitalist barbaric relics of pigish imperialists - Gold & silver are for the 1% bourgeoisie!

Now, where is my red flag...

Motley Fool's picture

It's satire and it's quite brilliant. Green from me. :)

11b40's picture

No question he loves the attention...but don't we all?

First time I ran across one of his 'contraian' posts, I spent 15 minutes on a pants-on-fire retort.  It was only after posting and continuing to follow the conversations that I realized I had been fooled....badly, too.

MDB is very well informed and very clever.  Otherwise, it would be impossible to thrust the spear with such expertise.  Now, I look forward to his posts, much in the way I appreciate WB7's socio/econo/political art.  In fact, maybe we should ask the Tylers to give him a masthead position from time to time ;-0

DormRoom's picture

@Million dude, I have Karl Marx bedsheets. I'm as left as you can get.

 

But a leverage EFSF is a vehicle for the French to recapitalize its banks on Germany's dime.  It doesn't solve structural imbalances.  It's another synthetic financial instument to redistribute wealth from taxpayers to bankers.  If Germany goes along with it, it's carte blanche for French banks to rape Europa in the future.  In the long run a leverage EFSF will likely hurt, rather than help Europeans, especially if you are German.

The Limerick King's picture

EFSF = Euro Fraud Smokescreen Fund

lasvegaspersona's picture

dormroom

bedsheets...that's funny

slaughterer's picture

MDB is getting less subtle (i.e. "Gifted politicians") but his sarcasm is just as much appreciated as a Kliben cartoon.  (MDB = +1 from me, as always)

Lord Blankcheck's picture

You sure he isn't  Barry "TOTUS" Soetoro?

fonestar's picture

No penmanship or prose.  You're not even funny.... just lame and pathetic.

Clayton Bigsby's picture

Judging from the other replies, this is actually the intended statement and not a satire?  Seriously?  How's the weather over there at Zucotti Park, deadbeat?

Don Birnam's picture

Nah, it's simply his shtick here on ZH. Million Dollar is a veteran of the Borscht Belt. His routine goes way back.

Silver Pullet's picture

MDB sounds like a character out of Atlas Shrugged.

piceridu's picture

MDB...keep 'em comin! You have me looking for your posts now. This lounge show gets better and better every night.

Random_Robert's picture

"Gifted politicians and political advisors can be trusted to make sure resources are reallocated FAIRLY, for maximum freedom, prosperity and upward mobility."

-Yup, where are Goering, Goebbels, and Himler when you really need them...?

 

 

slaughterer's picture

SPX 1190 is maximum option pain for tomorrow and support.  It will be hit and maintained.

srsly-wtf's picture

Gravity wins unless you're a bubble filled with Helium or hot air, can't decide which is more appropriate here. 

Harlequin001's picture

That's the most sensible thng you've said yet...

jdelano's picture

this is brilliant.  My favorite post of the week.

doomz78's picture

The dow and S&P 500 are rallying.. lol  What the hell is going on?   Maybe it's hope for todays european meeting. hahah  I dont know.

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Jim in MN's picture

I can't seem to face up to the facts
I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax
I can't sleep, 'cause my bed's on fire
Don't touch me, I'm a real live wire

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
Fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, far better
Run, run, run, run, run, run away
Oh-ho-ho
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
Fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, far better
Run, run, run, run, run, run away
Oh-ho-ho-ho, aye-yi-yi-yi-yi, ooh

--Talking Heads, Psycho Killer

TheLooza's picture

 

 

AND FT Dutifully reports:

 - Private Investors Independently Evaluate EFSF fund for Participation

 - Investor To Potentially Contribute 243 Billion   [Random number that sounds like it is based on a non-random number]

And..Now we Do Melt up Dance.

Bring out the French Virgins for faucking!

slaughterer's picture

Well, if the "investor" with the $243b is our bath-tub letch from Omaha, then BRK will be downgraded in a week or two by at least S&P and Fitch (BRK owns Moody's).  (After all, Warren has some significant Euro investment).  But I suspect it is actually PIMCO.  

Jim in MN's picture

Either way, it ends up in 'Life During Wartime'

We dress like students, we dress like housewives
Or in a suit and a tie
I changed my hairstyle so many times now
Don't know what I look like

machineh's picture

I guess 'reflexivity' [pace Soros] and 'circularity' ain't the same thing.

Let's break the Bank of Europe! 

fonestar's picture

And of course Gold and Silver sell off massively.  Yep, makes perfect sense folks, people are just anxious to dump their Gold right now!!

srsly-wtf's picture

The PPT draws a line at 1200 S&P it appears.....even if the music stops!

bnbdnb's picture

I want whatever the EFSF is smoking.

Irish66's picture

Nice way to understand this

The Limerick King's picture

 

 

The EFSF is a fraud

A monster just like FrankenDodd

The Kleptocrat game

 Is always the same

They get rich while the sheep get the rod.

Village Smithy's picture

Priceless Mr. Tchir.

Grand Supercycle's picture

NASDAQ megaphone pattern on daily chart indicates big move ahead.

USD weekly chart remains bullish and as predicted for some time further dollar upside expected.

http://stockmarket618.wordpress.com

Sutton's picture

A hedge fund created specifically designed to overpay for bonds.

Sounds like a Bernanke project.