Egan Jones With Latest Jefferies Shocker: "Unsustainable... 77 Cent Recovery On Senior Debt... We Will Cut Without A Major Deleveraging"

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Tue, 11/22/2011 - 13:45 | 1903105 redpill
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Jefferies is fine


Tue, 11/22/2011 - 13:52 | 1903140 slaughterer
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Egan-Jones and ZH really have a hard on for JEF.  

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 13:56 | 1903157 a growing concern
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Something something smoke something something fire.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:11 | 1903226 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Luckily for me silver doesn't burn.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:55 | 1903469 redpill
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Luckily Groupon Stock Certificates do, because at this rate all they will be good for is kindling soon.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 13:58 | 1903172 cbaba
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They are the underwriters for MF Global Bonds and they are liable for various law suits now.

Of course they will be under scrunity.

Then there will be the next, and next and next....until all the dominoes fall.

Remember if there is one cockroach in the kitchen, there will always be some others that you don't see them yet.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:12 | 1903229 sitenine
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Cockroaches indeed. Corzine hasn't been questioned, and will likely be hired by GS or the like in short order. Justice is blind... Yeah, real blind. Just read this yahoo story, and nearly puked on my keyboard -

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:50 | 1903435 mrgneiss
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Someone should do some heavy editing on his Wiki bio to help portray the real incompetent and criminal that he is.

It is interesting reading his bio, his ex-wife said he let his family down and would let down the people of New Jersey as well, how prescient of her!

He was injured in an accident once, not wearing a seatbelt, way over the speed limit, with a state trooper driving him..................didn't requalify for certain FINRA licenses............obviously someone who felt the laws for the little people didn't apply to him..........when reading of these incidents in his bio no one should be surprised by the looting of the customer accounts at MF Global by this kind of narcissistic sociopath...........

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 16:14 | 1903861 smlbizman
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fuckin o.j. knows corzines guilty....

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:00 | 1903180 redpill
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The Tylers have a good nose for smelling bullshit, which is all Jefferies has been talking since MF Global went tits up.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:08 | 1903216 slaughterer
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Cue Dick Bove:

(out on Fox just one minute ago):

Rochdale Securities analyst Dick Bove told FOX Business that Jefferies is an "acquisition target" and the most likely acquirers are capital rich Canadian banks, which include Royal Bank of Canada and TD Bank Group. 

Read more:

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:51 | 1903443 ItsDanger
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Someone tell the 2 dicks, thats not happening.  Canadian banks are more interested in regional bank acquisitions.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 16:05 | 1903817 earnyermoney
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Tricky Dick starting a rumor to ramp the stock. Must have a rather large sack of JEF turds over his shoulder.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:19 | 1903257 HedgeAccordingly
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Hope they are long crude -

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 13:56 | 1903154 GeneMarchbanks
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Should of went for that discount window but Nooo you wanted to be The Last True Investment Bank didn't ya?

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:09 | 1903215 WestVillageIdiot
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By the way, when will Goldman be opening up a bank branch near me?  I thought there were rules for banks about making sure they have enough locations to serve the public.  Surely, Goldman must have branches all around the country, if they are a bank.  I am walking distance to their headquarters.  Do they have ATMs in there?  Do they offer personal checking with BillPay? 

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:15 | 1903241 GeneMarchbanks
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Funny you ask. The Squid doesn't so much have 'branches' as full service tentacles. Also, they have ATMs but it stands for something else and you absolutely must be a customer.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:32 | 1903327 MachoMan
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I'm pretty sure they hand out ATMs to most people, not just clients proper...

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 13:58 | 1903171 jcaz
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LOL-  Dick, Dick, Dick.....   Find out where Corzine is hiding, go join him while you can......

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:10 | 1903222 Beam Me Up Scotty
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That sounds an aweful lot like Tick, Tick, Tick.......

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:05 | 1903206 catacl1sm
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Timely, from the Jefferies Winning Battle vs Critics, Shorts

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 19:13 | 1904605 Buck Johnson
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I knew Jeffries was BS everybody.  They are the next one to go and it will be nasty.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 13:45 | 1903109 c'mon man
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12 page letter from Jefferies in 3...2...1....

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 13:57 | 1903165 GeneMarchbanks
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Yadda Yadda IMF Yadda Italian bonds

We'll be fine.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:10 | 1903221 fonestar
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Or another 2 page pdf a la MF'ing Global "highest ethical standards" type crap!

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 13:48 | 1903120 Smithovsky
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I'd like to hear Whitney's opinion on this before I do anything.  

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:00 | 1903184 Mark123
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Funniest comment this morning!

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:10 | 1903223 WestVillageIdiot
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I think he meant Whitney Houston. 

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:04 | 1903203 tekhneek
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"Jefferies is undervalued compared to its assets. I'm a buyer."

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:33 | 1903340 1a2b3c4d
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Whitney Houston? What the hell would she know about this?

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 13:52 | 1903133 Carlyle Groupie
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"We will cut without a major Deleveraging".

Newest EJ consultant: David Copperfield

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 13:52 | 1903136 economessed
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Then what did they look like 2 months ago before they "fixed everything"? -- YIKES!!!! 

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 13:52 | 1903141 Vagabond
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But the Dick Handler said everything was okay ???

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 13:55 | 1903156 slaughterer
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I think his name is Rich Handler.   

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:06 | 1903208 MsCreant
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And that is better? Seriously? Look at what you wrote. 

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:58 | 1903487 MsCreant
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If I had significant wealth, I would not go to someone named "Rich Handler." I do not desire to be "Handled."

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 13:57 | 1903163 a growing concern
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The only other person with a worse name is racecar driver Dick Trickle.  Seriously???

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:16 | 1903246 WestVillageIdiot
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The Detroit Lions used to have a player by the name of Harry Colon.  I always thought that was an unfortunate name. 

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:37 | 1903362 Tsar Pointless
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When I was coaching baseball back in the 1990s, I knew a kid named Royal Ferry.

Real name, real spelling.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:05 | 1903530 Capt Tripps
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Worst thing I ever heard on the radio was a snippet of a NASCAR race:  "He started on the pole, and now, I can't believe it... He is lapping Dick Trickle!"


/true story

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 16:34 | 1903977 MarcusLCrassus
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All time worst has to be "Dick Buttkiss"

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 18:41 | 1904519 lotsoffun
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this footballer had a good one:

at least he was the dean of the family


Tue, 11/22/2011 - 13:55 | 1903152 junkyardjack
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"Egan-Jones Ratings Company"? Hmmm, sounds like a speculator trading on more lies to me. I'm sure JEF would be fine if these speculators stopped trying to release facts.


"Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends! Well I say there are some things we don't want to know! Important things!" - Ned Flanders

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 13:57 | 1903161 stop.snitching
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When are all the (second) European country downgrades coming from EJ?

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 13:58 | 1903168 slaughterer
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I would like to see the granular liquidity analysis from EJ and then JEF's refutation.  

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:00 | 1903176 slaughterer
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77 cents recovery: it was trading at 90 cents just last week.   That IS a haircut for sure.  

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:00 | 1903181 Caviar Emptor
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 Latvia cancels an auction of 10 year bonds - maybe nothing, but maybe a canary in a coal mine. "My perception of eurozone debt markets is that they are now on strike," says Charles Robertson

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:04 | 1903202 a growing concern
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In Soviet Latvia, bonds buy you.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:09 | 1903220 GeneMarchbanks
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' "My perception of eurozone debt markets is that they are now on strike," says Charles Robertson '

Way to go Charlie, you certainly have a pair of eyes and firing synapses. Here's a million €.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:02 | 1903187 Seasmoke
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Jefferies is fine.............until they arent

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