Elijah Cummings Is First Political Muppet To Issue Goldman Op-Ed Response

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It was literally a matter of hours following the release of the now historic Greg Smith "Muppets" Op-Ed, before the true criminals enabling the slow motion trainwreck of the Keynesian klepto-fascist experiment became heard. Sure enough, here is Elijah Cumming indicating he has the most to gain by scapegoating a firm that between Vampire Squids and Muppets is slowly being mocked into the same relevancy as an HR Giger petting zoo.

Washington, D.C. (Mar. 14, 2012) – Rep. Elijah E. Cummings, Ranking Member of the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform, released the following statement in reaction to an op-ed by former Goldman Sachs executive Greg Smith that described the company’s culture as “toxic and destructive”: 

 

“Even after Goldman received a $10 billion taxpayer bailout and paid the largest SEC settlement in history for misleading its investors, it still hasn’t learned the lessons of the 2008 financial collapse, according to this insider. Putting its short-term corporate profits before the interests of its own investors and clients is exactly what helped cause the economic collapse and what continues to corrode Wall Street.”

In other news not a single Congressional or Senatorial muppet (a term Zero Hedge used long before the reverend Mr. Smith) announced today they will henceforth not accept any bribes, pardon, donations from Wall Street and/or corporate America. Or in this case, the same Transportation unions that received a far greater than $10 billion bailout as part of the GM "reorganization" (make that $16 billion) that made a mockery of contract law even more than the Greek bankruptcy.

Source: OpenSecrets

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Wed, 03/14/2012 - 19:31 | 2256237 Flakmeister
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Bork! Bork! Bork!

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 19:53 | 2256287 SHEEPFUKKER
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So wait, the banksters can't make money without stealing from their clients? Shocking news......And so big of Mr. Smith to come clean after all those years.  Can you please return all of the money that you stole plus interest plus pain and suffering and then perhaps we can talk about it. 

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 20:13 | 2256325 Flakmeister
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Naw... won't happen, any clawbacks would rightly be found unconstitutional....

The way I see it, if they got a Ken Starr clone with a $100 million dollar budget they could get these guys to perjure themselves with endless supeonas and cross examinations....

That might be the only way to get em....

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 23:07 | 2256628 Central Bankster
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So wait, Elijah thinks there is a difference between bloodsucking bankers and bloodsucking politicians?  Har har...

Thu, 03/15/2012 - 10:12 | 2257588 Carl Spackler
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Which goes right to Tyler Durden's point...a political muppet.

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 20:50 | 2256359 michael_engineer
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Maybe the banking industries business model of the past 6 decades isn't working too well anymore. It's possible that it is being structurally challenged by resource availability.

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 21:01 | 2256413 Flakmeister
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Once upon a time they were happy with the 1-2% of the economy that they skimmed off...

They legitiamtely earned that vig... then the '80s happened and the limits to greed were dismantled...

They still serve a purpose, but at 1/10 the size and in a general partner/limited partner structure...

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 20:38 | 2256372 Pizza man
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Read the article again. He didn't come clean. He intimated he didn't participate in the ripp-offs so nothing to come clean about.

As if any of the heros on this site would readily give up a multi-six to seven figure income on pure principal. Now we call for him to give it back with interest. HYPOCRACY...

For all we know at this point, the kid should be taken at face value. Or, he was turned down for partner and is pissing all over everybody with a few burned bridges thrown in for good measure. One or the other.

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 20:48 | 2256392 Dr. Engali
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Spoken like a true criminal from the house of Goldman.

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 22:28 | 2256576 CompassionateFascist
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You twit. I just gave up a 6-figure MONTHLY income: $1,240.63

NB: "principle".

Thu, 03/15/2012 - 01:43 | 2256866 Antipodeus
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"Pizza Delvery Man".  ;=P


Thu, 03/15/2012 - 00:14 | 2256762 trebuchet
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aaww dont be such a muppet!  you and i know it isnt going to happen.

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 21:58 | 2256527 LongSoupLine
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If I were to choose a Muppet, I'd say Elijah was Fozzy Bear.

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 19:35 | 2256238 HelluvaEngineer
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It's not easy being green...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpiIWMWWVco

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 20:10 | 2256321 max2205
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He's black. Move along, leave him alone.

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 20:44 | 2256382 spiral_eyes
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Elijah is cumming hard right now.

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 20:38 | 2256371 weinerdog43
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Actually, it's not easy being Tyler when you're giving blow jobs to Mitch McConnell.  Fair and balanced don't ya know.

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 23:10 | 2256644 Central Bankster
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Says the DFL party fluffer.

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 19:33 | 2256239 Bunga Bunga
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Get over it, muppets are there to make money!

Thu, 03/15/2012 - 06:37 | 2256243 nmewn
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Dats raaaycist.

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Only three?...oh come now...lol.

"I think when they (tea party) can vote for a Herman Cain and hear him say the things that he says, they feel like "Well, you know, I can, I support this guy...so it shows that I'm not racist and I'm supportive" - Elijah Cummings

Only in the twisted logic of the race baiter can a "racist" vote for what they percieve as inferior...remember...they are supposedly racist...right? 

Or is he calling him an Uncle Tom?

Boy, wouldn't I love to crawl around in this guys head for a half hour...with a "free", state mandated, full Fluke body condom on, of course ;-)

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And speaking of Fluke...(no...I won't let it go)...58k a year for a Georgetown Law degree that when she graduates the average starting salary for her will be 160k, but she can't afford nine dollar a month birth control pills...she's dating a one percenter's son...and taking european vacations...lol.

Well duh.

http://thegraph.com/2012/03/sandra-flukes-boyfriend/

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 19:35 | 2256245 YC2
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I like this muppet meme, hopefully its got legs

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 19:52 | 2256284 herewego...
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nice

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 19:53 | 2256285 doomandbloom
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muppet, bitchez

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 19:36 | 2256246 ihedgemyhedges
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Just wait 'til all the strippers come out with their responses......................

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 21:16 | 2256414 Cursive
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Headlines from 2015:

 

NYT

"Call Girl Says Lloyd Liked To Deficate In Diaper"

 

NY Post:

"High Priced Honey:  Blankfein Liked a Crap and Wipe"

 

WSJ:

"Is It Time To Dip Your Toe Back Into Stocks?"

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 23:14 | 2256653 Central Bankster
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...

Heard at the local brothel:

 

Goldman Sacks

Just the tip

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 19:36 | 2256247 Flakmeister
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Anyone remember the movie "Heavy Metal" and the trial of Captain Stern??

"Hangin's too good for him...."

"He ought to be cut into little itty bitty pieces"

Sounds like a good recipe for calamari...

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 22:18 | 2256558 tarsubil
Wed, 03/14/2012 - 22:34 | 2256590 CompassionateFascist
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esp segment where Pentagon Jewess gets kidnapped by space aliens; seduces toaster; then demands Jewish wedding.

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 19:40 | 2256256 TradingJoe
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We all live in ABSURDISTAN now!!

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 19:41 | 2256262 MrBinkeyWhat
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You can't make this stuff up. No body would buy it...

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 19:41 | 2256263 Seasmoke
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So we've been told and some choose to believe it.
I know they're wrong wait and see.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSFLZ-MzIhM

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 19:46 | 2256270 SumSUN
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"it still hasn’t learned the lessons of the 2008 financial collapse,"

They've learned a lot.  The more they learn how to screw us, the more we get screwed!

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 19:46 | 2256271 Outlaw Of The W...
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 "Someone's broken Ape law"  - elijah cummings

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 20:09 | 2256311 Chief KnocAHoma
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Now that is an insult to the apes!

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 19:47 | 2256274 blindman
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Dancing squid bowl dish in Hakodate
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxQmOR_QLfQ
.
sometimes things are just what they seem to be.
sick and cruel but for some reason? funny.
i think i need help with this.

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 19:49 | 2256277 surf0766
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How much did he get from them? Who are his top donor's?

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 19:58 | 2256297 Thunder_Downunder
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"This is disgraceful."

 

"I've received advice from Loyd these strongly comments are acceptable, and I may now I glare ominously."

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 19:58 | 2256298 Everybodys All ...
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well break them up then dumbass ...

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 20:16 | 2256333 Dr. Engali
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The theives are turning on each other.

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 20:20 | 2256340 lizzy36
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Congress has a more toxic dysfunctional quid pro quo environment than Goldman could ever aspire too.

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 20:28 | 2256348 Python
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shouldn't that be squid pro quo?

Thu, 03/15/2012 - 08:44 | 2257206 Fedaykinx
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encore

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 20:37 | 2256366 Catullus
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Even after they got billions of dollars for doing what they were doing, they kept on doing it!!!

This crisis is just the gift that keeps on giving. How much credibility can these people possibly lose?

No bother getting pissed off. Just laugh at these people.

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 20:44 | 2256383 Encroaching Darkness
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"slowly being mocked into the same relevancy as an HR Giger petting zoo"

BUT, BUT, they're CUTE, and CUDDLY, and our bioweapons division thinks they have real potential.....

+10^6 little facehuggers for H.R. Giger reference!

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 21:03 | 2256415 Coke and Hookers
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I would love to take all keynesians in the world on a field trip to the HR Giger petting zoo. Come on boys! Pet the nice queen. She likes it!

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 20:50 | 2256395 Cursive
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It's time to put on makeup, It's time to dress up right....

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 21:01 | 2256412 Stax Edwards
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It is absurd to say Goldman learned nothing from the crisis.  Quite the contrary, they learned that no matter how egregious their theivery becomes and no matter how big their losses might be, by simply becoming a "bank" (where the hell are the branch locations and ATM's anyway?) with the FED's blessing they will be backstopped by the US taxpayer.  It is genius plan from an organization that you should expect nothing less from.  Heads they win tails we (taxpayers) lose.  Frankly anyone offered such an opportunity would be a fool to turn it down.  Unfortunately for most of us, our former co-workers do not run the FED.  I for one am looking forward to the FED extending employment offers to both Blankfein and Corzine in short order since both of their private careers seem to be going up in smoke.  Here's to many more years of Goldman alums running the US Treasury and Fed!

Dis:  Considering predicting Blankfein's departure from the Sach by the end of the year on Intrade.  Anybody got the over/under?

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 21:07 | 2256420 Coke and Hookers
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Correct. Goldman now has several new revenue streams thanks to their subsidiary; the US Government: Current taxpayer money, future taxpayer money and taxpayer assets.

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