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Fri, 10/07/2011 - 13:11 | 1750132 BoGaVaNTe
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Hilarious indeed :-)

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 13:20 | 1750171 Popo
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OMFG.

Somebody forgot to stress-test the stress-test.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 13:27 | 1750213 HelluvaEngineer
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Check that XLF.  Wow.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 13:45 | 1750294 scatterbrains
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MF down 9% bitches!   Who's their counter party ?

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 13:46 | 1750298 Ahmeexnal
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Forget about France being downgraded by the rating agencies.

Sarkozy has just DEGRADED France to BANANA REPUBLIC status.

First he framed DSK with the hotel maid affair.

Now, Segolene Royal accuses Sarkozy of manipulating the polls:

http://www.tdg.ch/actu/monde/segolene-royal-accuse-sarkozy-manipuler-son...

 

 

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 14:01 | 1750354 hedgeless_horseman
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Imagine Segolene Royal manipulating a pole.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 15:29 | 1750739 Slim Pickens
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Not that Sarkozy would be above such a thing, but I don't think Royal needs any help to be low in the polls.  The PS is going to nominate Holland by a mile, so the accusations that people have been spying on Holland's girlfriend on behalf of Sarkozy sound a lot more plausible.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 17:35 | 1751218 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Now, Segolene Royal accuses Sarkozy of manipulating the polls

Did anyone seriously think that Sarkozy, Merkel, Lagarde, Jeethner, or any of the other charade desperadoes wasn't a pole greaser?

 

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 13:27 | 1750214 kengland
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Do they not proof this shat? I would have been fired for including a slide so freaking stupid and destructive.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 14:39 | 1750515 Commander Cody
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All is well when the 'additional measures' are considered - whatever they are.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 13:49 | 1750307 SAJ
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Edd Widd lives.  Slide 9 from Outer Space.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 13:50 | 1750310 SAJ
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Or Edd Wood, even.  Sheesh.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 13:11 | 1750135 boom goes the d...
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you can't make this shit up

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 13:18 | 1750165 NotApplicable
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If you did, no one would believe you.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 15:29 | 1750742 tekhneek
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+1

beautiful

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 13:29 | 1750219 FL_Conservative
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If you did, you'd have to tell Liesman (so he could spread the word) or no one would believe you.  Well beyond funny!

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 19:11 | 1751435 Bananamerican
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"you can't make this shit up"

YOU can't, but rich folks can....

http://songsofthegreatdepression.blogspot.com/

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 13:16 | 1750136 Ahmeexnal
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Au and Ag falling off a cliff. Margin hikes after the metal markets close?

BBVA has major presence in LatAm. That bank is about to go bust. Millions of savers will be fisted with a boxer.

That will mark the initiation of riots in Brazil. 

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 13:17 | 1750161 Byte Me
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Might just be forced liquidation.

Nothing to see here.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 13:24 | 1750196 Comay Mierda
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Stop looking at the spot price, the physical trading premiums will maintain

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 14:00 | 1750360 traderjoe
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Tulving.com appears to be out of all their junk silver. They still claim 400k ounces in stock but a few items sold out.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 13:18 | 1750167 GeneMarchbanks
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Regarding Au & Ag, I think it might be the opposite, I think we see some PM bullish news over the weekend. Big time.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 13:31 | 1750198 HelluvaEngineer
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Looks like a repeat of Wed. on my charts.  From a higher price.  Not too concerned.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 13:44 | 1750292 fuu
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Did I miss the memo on the new meaning of "falling off a cliff" this week?

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 13:46 | 1750297 buck4free
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LOL. No Shit.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 15:31 | 1750752 tekhneek
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Damn. That cliff cost me USD 0.59!

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 13:49 | 1750309 sdmjake
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Falling off a cliff = back to where it was 8 weeks ago?

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 13:12 | 1750139 Fips_OnTheSpot
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LOL^2

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 13:14 | 1750141 Timmay
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The lies come so fast that they can no longer hide the truth. Shit is going down.

 

LOL! What does it "mean" to be on or near the bottom of this list Soc Gen?

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 13:18 | 1750160 BoGaVaNTe
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it means that your shit is also all over the place but it is not as liquid(no pun intended)

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 13:29 | 1750223 SheepDog-One
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Soon theyll start doing daily premarket and 15 minutes before close 'stress test results' to move the markets. Then after that it will be hourly stress tests.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 13:14 | 1750143 monopoly
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And just when I thought I saw it all. And no one indicted yet.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 13:14 | 1750144 P Rankmug
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No different than the Hindenburg being rated safest air travel in 1937.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 14:17 | 1750417 LeBalance
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Was a Manchurian Franky singing: "Come Fry with me, Let's Fry, Let's Fry Away!" ??

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 13:14 | 1750146 Nawaralsaadi
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That was a good one :)

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 13:15 | 1750148 Sgt. Oddball
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In the current bizarro world economy that we have today this makes perfect sense.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 13:15 | 1750150 imaginalis
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Priceless

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 13:16 | 1750155 Finnykins
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No fucking way :0 PAHAHAHAHA

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 13:16 | 1750156 Caveman93
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No really it's not a turd! See, there is a cherry and some whipped cream on it! I mean, who would put whipped cream and a cherry on a turd!?

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 14:19 | 1750427 LeBalance
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A hedge fund manager's PR department on the coming performance report?

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 13:17 | 1750162 nobusiness
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Please prepare for the daily short squeze.  Fundementals don't mean anything in the bailout world.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 13:27 | 1750212 SheepDog-One
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The FED is probably done short squeezing their own shorts now....oops did I let the cat out of the bag?

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 15:32 | 1750758 TheFourthStooge-ing
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The FED is probably done short squeezing their own shorts now

Merkel and Sarkozy, on the other hand, have each just squeezed one out in their shorts.

 

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 13:18 | 1750164 buzzsaw99
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Is that Dexia at the top? omg lololololol

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 13:18 | 1750166 SheepDog-One
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Told every bull this morning when they were commenting on release of the ADP and the next stop was S&P 1,300 to not be so confident and its all a big bull trap.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 13:22 | 1750183 Shock and Aweful
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Right...

"They" just need to get a few more bagholders setup before the next move down.....

 

 

 

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 13:51 | 1750319 topcallingtroll
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If I look around a table and cant figure out who the bagholder is.....

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 13:20 | 1750169 lemarche
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What a joke !! And they call themselves "analysts"... Is that someone with analytical skills?

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 13:21 | 1750170 SheepDog-One
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I look at this bank lineup and this came right to mind....Bring out yer DEAD! But Im NOT dead! Dont worry, he'll be stone dead in a moment...

Monty Python Bring out Your Dead - YouTube

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