ES Plummets To Fresh 2011 Low, Next Support In Middle 1100s On Global Risk Capitulation

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Bob's picture

Now the Fed can blame Guido for stepping in with money to save Mr. Market.  BTFD one last time . . .

caerus's picture

bring it all down...bitchez...

buff90's picture

On a long enough timeline the survival rate for bitchez drops to zero!

Sudden Debt's picture

WHERE ARE THE DUTCH BOYS!!

 

 

Sophist Economicus's picture

I think they're staying at Robo's house this weekend

Sudden Debt's picture

 

 

Oké, no problem....

WHERE IS THE MONEY ON THE SIDELINES?!

or...

THOSE PREVIOUSLY ONKNOWN LARGE PILES OF CASH?!

Reptil's picture

HAHAHAHAHAHA

ask Jan-Kees.

IQ 145's picture

at "gaydutchboys.com"; so sweet. I didn't know you cared.

Translational Lift's picture

Which is why bouncing cat dip buying may commence shortly.

Fewer and fewer hep-cats want dead cats!!

ViewfromUndertheBridge's picture

There is only one man who can save us all at a time like this...and that man is Ben Bernanke.

When the world is desperately short of dollars, crying out for them everywhere...he has a solution.

As a pony-tailed gnomic swiss pundit said recently..."they will print until they run out of treeeeeees!"

caerus's picture

quick...someone call "super congress"

StychoKiller's picture

Super Congress AKA The Injustice League!

jkruffin's picture

Bought a ton of puts on GOOG and AAPL,  the prop job for these two stocks is over,  time for them to join the pain...and they have a lot of room to collapse.

John McCloy's picture

In thw words of Chief Brody: "We're gonna need a bigger rumor"

Stoploss's picture

LOL!!!!   The body just blew off, nitro spewing everywhere, should burst into flame shortly..

SITruth's picture

Welcome to:

Lehman Brothers-Italian Style!!!!!!

Something tells me that Silvio Berlusconi is loading up a tanker full of gold and is on his way to a nonextradition country to "retire" with his Bunga Bunga girls.

Party on Silvio!

SITruth's picture

Welcome to:

Lehman Brothers-Italian Style!!!!!!

Something tells me that Silvio Berlusconi is loading up a tanker full of gold and is on his way to a nonextradition country to "retire" with his Bunga Bunga girls.

Party on Silvio!

Doyle Hargraves's picture

Dead Cat Bounce Bitchez!

Biggvs's picture

Waddell & Reed SpA

Joe Sichs Pach's picture

ZH servers apparently getting pounded at the moment too...

bob_dabolina's picture

rooooobbbbooooooo whhhheeeerrreee arrreee yoooouuu? 

You were bragging how you bought the dip yesterday. Where are you today?

Hedgetard55's picture

The boyz want to tank the market and panic Bubbles Ben and the public BEFORE the next FED meeting next week. They can't wait until Jackson's Hole.

ViewfromUndertheBridge's picture

the first tranche only covers September...NOW or never!

Archimedes's picture

So the market is down nearly 1,000 points in two weeks. There goes another imaginary 1 Trillion in US wealth down the drain. And sorry folks, even is QE3 comes it ain't gonna save the market's this time.

 

 

FidelityBoy's picture

Stock Market will respond but Precious Metals should explode once QE3 is announced.

Number 156's picture

Algos go wild in 3, 2, 1...

DavidC's picture

They've been doing it for ages, just look at Nanex's site.

DavidC

Chuck Yeager's picture

Of course, there WIll be a single time when BTFD just FAILS.  But the ECB still seems to have enough credibility this one last time?

Gold, Bitchez!

ViewfromUndertheBridge's picture

hey Chuck, is it true when you break through the barrier you have to reverse your actions on the controls...I got Ben on the other line, says he needs to know.

Mec-sick-o's picture

Tell Ben that the stick will not work anymore (nor any other lever), eardrums pop and the head just feel as a bad hangover.

Better jettison or at least put away the stick.

WonderDawg's picture

Will the Plunge Protection Team jump in to save the day or is the sell-off in the US markets going to continue? Getting ugly (or beautiful, depending on your position).

SilverSurfer's picture

There is not enough Silver in the world to prepare for what is coming next! Party on with your bad selves!

sabra1's picture

as long as markets stay down, robo stays away! thinks he's the only one with a computer!

dvsteenk's picture

heavy down day in Europe and again Euronext cannot handle it: no index pricing updates since 15 minutes...
Weird that this never seems to happen when markets are rising - we have had two or three of these technical disruptions in the past two months, always on down days

firstdivision's picture

WTI now below $90, QE3 is about a certainty by my hypothesis at this point.

Subprime JD's picture

S&P hit 1227!

Possible flash crash today??

Reptil's picture

Fat lady sings: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPBky1RZ9v4

Quite beautiful, really.. snif

;-)

frostfan's picture

How about a story on all those fund managers who were bragging about shorting US Treasuries a couple of weeks ago?  Anyone got a list?

frostfan's picture

How about a story on all those fund managers who were bragging about shorting US Treasuries a couple of weeks ago?  Anyone got a list?

hp12c's picture

Ha...Ha... They should have "sold in May, then gone away".....

BigSlick's picture

Anyone have any idea why the SLV ETF is down 2% while the YI contract is up 1%?

sasebo's picture

It's not an orgasm but it's close.