Euro Rumormill Disintegration Begins As Reality Returns: France, Germany Fail To Reach Agreement On EFSF

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In our previous post we warned, indirectly through the IMF, that the biggest risk for Europe is the inability to reach consensus over anything from the most complicated, to the simplest matter. As noted previously, one of the main initial drivers of the market surge which has since translated into yet another short covering rally of epic proportions was the belief that Europe can actually come together in agreement over the simplest thing - like its own survival. Alas, it appears even that is not the case. As Bloomberg reports, "Germany and France are at odds over whether the European Financial Stability Facility should have limits on government bond purchases, Handelsblatt reported, citing an unidentified high-ranking European Union diplomat. France doesn’t want to restrict the EFSF on how much of its funds it can use for such purchases, the newspaper said in a preview of an article to appear in tomorrow’s edition. Germany wants to limit the amount EFSF can spend for bonds per country and is also considering whether there should be a time limit for bond purchases, Handelsblatt said." Said otherwise, here comes the latest cause of discord within Europe. Unfortunately, it also means that any rumor, innuendo and speculation that Europe has finally reached a coherent union over its own bailout can be promptly discarded. As if there was ever any doubt in the first place.

From Handelsblatt:

In Berlin and Paris argue about EFSF

 

Exclusive The euro rescue package to buy bonds from future debts States. But with how much money? France wants to give the fund a free hand - for the rescue could not stay no longer enough to fear Germany.

 

Brussels is a dispute between Germany and France erupted over the extent to which the euro rescue fund future EFSF may buy government bonds. France wanted to make the EFSF this respect no rules, told the Handelsblatt by a senior EU diplomat. This would theoretically mean that the EFSF could not use its entire volume of funding expended to buy bonds of a single Euro-state.

 

EFSF has a total of 440 billion euros, has been a part of it, however, scheduled for the loan packages to Ireland and Portugal. The federal government wants to limit the amount used for bond purchases per euro government, it said in Brussels. Think Germany will also share in a time limit on bond purchases.

 

The purchase of government bonds is one of three new instruments may have on the future of advanced EFSF. The design of these new instruments will be governed by guidelines to deal with the high officials of the euro finance ministers in Brussels at present. The guidelines must then be approved by the Budget Committee of the Bundestag. The German Parliament has made this a condition for agreeing to extended EFSF.

Cue the FT, Liesman, and/or some IMF guy we have never heard of with attempts to deny what is painfully obvious: Europe will never reach a consensus because the ultimate price of a European bailout is the absolutely certain suicide of the currently ruling political class. Alas, none of those bureaucrats wants to (or can) do anything else but "rule"...

And if the IMF advisor is right, Europe has less than a month to prove us wrong.

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Thu, 10/06/2011 - 17:54 | 1747657 Hmm...
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Rumor alert:

Europe will be the 51st state of the United States of Cramerica.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:00 | 1747683 Ahmeexnal
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It's been just that since the mid-40s.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:04 | 1747689 Frog-And-Toad
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+1...

Don't forget Japan and Korea... We shipped our industry overseas after WWII to buy friends at our expense... 

 

Problem is the latest generation doesn't know anything different.  They realize that they don't need to slave for us for saving them after the war.   What are we bringing to the table now?

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:40 | 1747804 Troll Magnet
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oh cool! i love asian women!

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 23:21 | 1748500 Bicycle Repairman
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"because the ultimate price of a European bailout is the absolutely certain suicide of the currently ruling political class. "

Sweet!

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 03:11 | 1748831 Ethics Gradient
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We shipped our industry overseas so that we could buy their goods with money we borrowed from them.

Buy hey. It's an improvement. Using credit cards is so much easier than working.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:13 | 1747718 Xibalba
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how is Portugal part of europe anyways? 

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:15 | 1747722 mynhair
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Ever look at a map?  Used to be part of Andorra, I bet.

And that was a protectorate of Monaco, at one time, before Malta conquered it.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:42 | 1747816 Troll Magnet
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no taxes in monaco i hear. that sounds so nice..

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 20:45 | 1748099 DaBernank
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It's nice here in Hong Kong.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 23:30 | 1748515 bid the soldier...
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Monaco
cup of coffee. =. $30.00 and up

Nice
cup of coffee. =. starting at $25.00

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 00:56 | 1748688 Don Diego
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No, but try to live on a non-millionaire salary there

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:36 | 1747793 knukles
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I keep tellin' folks there are problems with Arkansas schools.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:19 | 1747738 spekulatn
Thu, 10/06/2011 - 19:05 | 1747863 mynhair
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61, you, like many others, don't listen.

"been in 57 states, with 1 left to go.  Wasn't allowed by my staff to go to AK and HI"

Tried an inhalator yet?

What a moron that Kenyan is.

And to you ODummer supporters out there, this is a response to the response to the quip about..damn, confused them....

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 20:44 | 1748097 Looney
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Cr... Cram... Cram-mogadishu...

If I were a pepper spray company, I would've switched to charging the Maze cans with Cramer's stench.

Here's the TV ad - "One gentle push on the Red Button and... your assailant, his family, friends, YOUR family and friends, neighbors, enemies, and the enemies' dogs are screwed beyond repair".

P.S. I wear fur (my first dog's) AND I approve this message!

Looney  ;-)

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 17:54 | 1747659 NotApplicable
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Just paving the way for the inevitable IMF bonds.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:06 | 1747695 Spitzer
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yeah, funded with US dollars.

None of this is surprising me.

Europe doesn't want to print, is it not obvious yet ?  And don't worry, that doesn't mean gold will go down. Just the opposite actually.

http://freegoldobserver.blogspot.com/

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:18 | 1747737 agent default
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The ECB will not print to bail out the PIIGS.  They are saving their firepower to resque France and Germany when the time comes in about six months to a year.  But in the end they will print.  And then some.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 19:08 | 1747886 DormRoom
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Germany is planning an exit.  France wants Germany in a leverage EFSF, so it doesn't end up  holding the bag, and there's a mutual assured destruction, to check its regional power rival, if the CDO2 ends up imploding.

Germany already has an exit message: The bond purchasing by the ECB contravenes article 123 of the Maastriche Treaty.  And Germany will not accept...

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 17:57 | 1747667 LongSoupLine
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gasp...

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 17:57 | 1747668 xtop23
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 Jesus just collapse already Im getting bored

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:20 | 1747742 Sophist Economicus
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Why do you want Jesus to collapse? He doesn't want no stinking bonds either

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 20:51 | 1748115 donsluck
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Who is Jesus?

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 12:31 | 1749972 Ahmeexnal
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He's a Puerto Rican trader working at GS.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 17:57 | 1747670 vote_libertaria...
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So the bailout needs a bailout.

 

Owwwwwe, that'll be good for another 2% rally tomorrow in Bizarro World.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 17:59 | 1747674 mynhair
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Just in time to screw with the overnites....big surprise.

To be refuted around 7:30am EST, no doubt.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:12 | 1747716 knukles
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Gotta have sumptin' to ridicule. 

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 17:59 | 1747675 mfoste1
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this is getting HILARIOUS.....

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:00 | 1747681 paul_Liu
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Why this is not reflectd in the AH market.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:04 | 1747696 mynhair
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Cuz it's closed?

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:17 | 1747731 sheeple2012
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All trading has been halted until the rumor/hopium/green shoots still can be fired up again at 8 am tomorrow to coincide with the HFT machines hitting their own offers every nanosecond like clockwork 

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 20:02 | 1748016 TheFourthStooge-ing
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All trading has been halted until the rumor/hopium/green shoots still can be fired up again at 8 am tomorrow to coincide with the HFT machines hitting their own offers every nanosecond like clockwork

During this halt, the HFT machines are being juiced with the binary equivalent of coke, hookers, and jimsonweed.

 

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:01 | 1747685 Spider
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Whatever!  The french and the germans always play nice together - I mean other than the Napoleanic wars, WWI, WWII, and a few other minor conflicts they get along fine.

Nothing to worry about folks ... right?

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 01:20 | 1748717 combatsnoopy
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that makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside, esp knowing that MY TAXDOLLARS were robbed by my government for the benefit of the "best and the brightest" of our country at Morgan Stanley and Goldman Sachs- both whom exposed themselves ON MY TAX DOLLARS to French banks (SG, Dexia and BNP Paribas).  

Before the NYSE merged with the German bank exchange. 

I'm not so sure about this hedging strategy. I prefer the Asia-Pacific rim, Argentina or maybe a tax haven like our lobbyists.  

 

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 07:18 | 1748968 optimator
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1871 Franco Prussian wasn't minor and should be listed. 

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:02 | 1747690 mynhair
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"unidentified high-ranking European Union diplomat"

Wish that fat pig, Michael Moore, would die of a pie overdose.

 

"Pass this bill!"

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:25 | 1747760 buzzsaw99
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ditto for rush limburger

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:36 | 1747783 CompassionateFascist
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Actually not, you stupid f^^k. Limbaugh reads this site, references it on air, and occasionally learns something from it. Michael Moore? Busy studying the Communist Manifesto for New Ideas.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:47 | 1747837 Troll Magnet
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i don't care what your political persuasion is but anyone who takes a crack addict like rush limbaugh seriously should get their heads examined. michael moore? well, he's just a socialist who got rich playing the capitalist game.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 19:00 | 1747866 PY-129-20
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Oh I am tired of these jokers. Let them fight in some remote desert arena. I'd pay to see that. But no survivors. Next: Krugman vs. Coulter.

Hey - all I am saying - no left/right bullshit. There is a common ground for both sides. Sheesh - I hope you don't do something stupid like another civil war or something like that.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 21:09 | 1748161 catacl1sm
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THUNDERDOME! 2 go in... 1 comes out.

Coulter would kick Krugman's ass.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 21:35 | 1748212 buzzsaw99
Thu, 10/06/2011 - 21:10 | 1748162 catacl1sm
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double post, really? need to get check for parkinsons

 

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 19:31 | 1747932 buzzsaw99
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wow, a bold comment. heh heh

 

Hey Rush, suck my ballz.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhuKrga3eaU&feature=related

 

Limburgher = fat, greasy, drug addled, ass muncher retard

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 19:41 | 1747973 buzzsaw99
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actually CompassionateFascist, you can have a lick too since you and limburgher are butt buddies.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 19:40 | 1747967 Schmuck Raker
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Would you say that's your Compassionate side, or...?

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 20:52 | 1747975 buzzsaw99
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he is in touch with his latent repressed homosexual rage. lulz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8laacH9AEA

 

edit: after some research it appears that CF bolds all his comments. For example:

Almost everyone on this site looks at the oncoming economic collapse....but the political system is also core-rotten and nearing collapse. Put the two together and you get the Thing Which Has Yet To Be Named. TSA? Both the upper echelon Oinks (Bankers, plutocrats, politicians) and lower echelon Oinks (TSA, public employee unionists, urban libs...those currently "occupying Wall St") are going to be hunted to extinction.

 

Now what would his buddy Rush think of that? BREEHEEHEE!! 

edit #2: CF wrote: End the Fed. Liquidate the banksters. Break the Zionist/Communist JewPower.

OMG!! Mi Hermano! Fantastico! Goy power! GIVE US A KISS! :*)

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 20:11 | 1748034 TheFourthStooge-ing
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"unidentified high-ranking European Union diplomat"

Wish that fat pig, Michael Moore, would die of a pie overdose.

Even better, a house falling from the sky on Ann Colter while engaged in a retard argument (shouting contest) with Michael More, mashing them both into a paste.

 

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:04 | 1747694 hambone
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WAIT - this just in...France has voted to discontinue the French language, baguettes, and the Tour de France...all further details regarding these triffling matters will be communicated via Frankfurt, Berlin, and the high atop Berchtesgaden.

Wait...sorry, that's tomorrow's rumor...today's rumor tbd asap...definitely gonna be bullish though!!!

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:06 | 1747700 mynhair
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Whew!  Scared me; like  baguettes.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:07 | 1747701 walcott
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or choke on a sanwhich like his fat sister momma cass.

 

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 20:56 | 1748133 BetTheHouse
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Just think: If Mama Cass had just given her sandwich to Karen Carpenter, they'd both be alive today.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 21:26 | 1748197 Ned Zeppelin
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+1 lb of ham 

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 22:10 | 1748300 IQ 101
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Keith Moon died in the same room as Mama Kass, choked too, i think.

Off subject but HMMMM.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:08 | 1747703 dracos_ghost
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Hell has frozen over. The French refuse to surrender to the Germans.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:10 | 1747711 mynhair
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Just give them time.  Merkel hasn't tried to buy a flat in Paris yet.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:09 | 1747709 Gene8696
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Not the first time the Germans owned the Eiffel Tower, next time maybe from a Repo.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:33 | 1747780 PY-129-20
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I don't think we will own it. Let's face it: Reggie will own it.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 01:05 | 1748709 NoClueSneaker
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Can he short Carlyle Group ? :-P

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:09 | 1747710 Zer0henge
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Should I buy more Google and Apple yet or not?  That's all I want to know.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:12 | 1747714 mynhair
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No, PCLN is the one.  Maybe GM.

Too late for ZUMZ.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 21:13 | 1748172 catacl1sm
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PCLN already had a jump this week. Wait for the dip.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:22 | 1747751 sheeple2012
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No those are so 2010, Take a look at P, LNKD, and OPEN... solid business models and very undervalued after this correction. 

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 20:13 | 1748037 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Go long on TARD.

 

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 21:32 | 1748204 prains
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FK TARD

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:30 | 1747772 Gene8696
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I love the way the talking heads keep saying Apple has the most sales per sqft. than any other retailer, by far... Total revenue per sqft retail is my guess. Apple's revenue is net based... Good revenue, but I haven't bought many Apps or music at the mall lately.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:15 | 1747725 J 457
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DOW 10,000 next.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:18 | 1747736 mynhair
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dam, where's my 9K hat?

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:16 | 1747727 Hopium Dealer
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Controlled defaults are out of the window now. Chaos inbound.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:16 | 1747729 ArkansasAngie
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They are going to shoot their wad and all they are going to get is ... Zombie banksters. 

No ... not you Main Street.  No bailout for you.  Peons.

Who cares what tax payers think.

You know ... I've got a pitchfork in my garden.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 20:25 | 1748063 TheFourthStooge-ing
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You know ... I've got a pitchfork in my garden.

Pitchforks and garden forks are useful and versatile tools.

Helpful hint: when given a choice, always go with forged steel; you'll be glad you did.

 

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:17 | 1747735 Belarus
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42th rumor falls on its face. They will unleash another one tomorrow after the shitstorm NFP number....just in time for the 12:00 ramp.

But judging by the "Occupy Wall Street" momentum, not a single soul alive believes the DOW is a proxy for the real economy anymore, and rightly so.

 

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:20 | 1747740 mynhair
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NFP will be....ummmm...whiskey....I see it now!   71,000K!

So sez Oracle Jones. 

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:24 | 1747756 Belarus
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.....Chivas Scotch/Whiskey in hand: ZERO.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:43 | 1747820 sheeple2012
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+110 K .... revised lower next month, when we're back to 1200- 1250 on the S&P

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:55 | 1747850 schadenfreude
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But judging by the "Occupy Wall Street" momentum, not a single soul alive believes the DOW is a proxy for the real economy anymore, and rightly so.

As real as "The Markets", which work in ON/OFF Mode.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 19:32 | 1747946 mynhair
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Morons have momentum?  Oh, never mind, look at the WH.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:21 | 1747743 johngaltfla
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NOW we can insert mushroom cloud pictures. The longs are about to get a long one again....

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:22 | 1747748 mynhair
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Only the overnite longs.  Robo told me so.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:22 | 1747747 Sophist Economicus
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Wonder id France learned it lesson and didn't cement it's ICBMs in place

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:23 | 1747753 mynhair
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I am not familiar with that French pastry, would you please expound further?

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 21:15 | 1748177 catacl1sm
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, .... huh ... shame on... huh... shame.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:24 | 1747758 kito
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i dont see any movement from the markets on this

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:27 | 1747763 mynhair
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"suspension of belief"

though the Stinko has heartburn....

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:28 | 1747768 tomreagan
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Can't wait to see how Germany feels about 5pct 10yr yields. Just like Goodfellas. Need to guarantee the banks. Fk u pay me. Need to guarantee Portugal. Fk u pay me.....I see the train a comin', comin' round the bend....

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:47 | 1747834 PY-129-20
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"KNIRSCH!*"


* mit den Zähnen knirschen; to gnash one's teeth

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 01:08 | 1748713 NoClueSneaker
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Bundesbank became a world champ in that sport.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:30 | 1747773 knukles
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I mean really.  Who cares which or how many of whatthefuck ever bonds they're gonna buy, whether they're money good or not, even rated or not (like it matters whether they are or not because nobody's gonna pay any attention) however long they can or cannot purchase bond for, issued by whom, through whom, payable in what monetary unit, by which means, for what settlement, whether there'll be a w/i market or not, how many, who, from what countries, will they be recognized or not, and of even what nationality, race, color, gender, creed that will be allowed to participate as dealer, manager, broker, custodian, trustee, counter-party, wire-transfer agent, printer, newspaper of record or newspapers, in what language or languages and which shall be listed first, last or otherwise, who or what groups will be heralded for translation services, catering, driving, security, where the next meeting shall be held, what terms and conditions are for repayment of expenses, per diem allowances, sundry monies and free charges, exemption from trivial search and seizures, diplomatic immunity, and segregated toilets. 
Not to mention whether wives, boy friends, girl friends, significant others cousins, brothers, sisters, moms, dads and any other assoicated person or persons by virtue of marriage (common, formal whether civil or in a church, temple, mosqe or other form of spiritual guidance entity) or blood may attend, partially attend, accompany or even be present whether for casual exchanges, sightseeing, sex, funky extreme sex, perverted sex, fetish oriented group sex or whatever the case may be, public or private, whether it is acceptable to consume drugs and alcohol on ones own time, business time or any other specified times, where to eat and stay, as well as allowances for new shoes due to the wear and tear associated with cultural absorption when away from home done for the full and exclusive benefit of the further integration of the EU, EMU, EFTA, as wll as any and all other Eu related organizations, committees, concerns, collectives and responsibilities known or unknown approved or unapproved, to be decided within the auspices of each yet to be named delegates good conscience.

Now, does anybody really fucking think there is a chance in hell that there will be a good, happy, constructive, reasonable outcome of all this chickenshit?

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:33 | 1747781 mynhair
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Of course there will;  I have hotels on Boardwalk and Park Place, so roll, dammit!

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