Euro Rumormill Disintegration Begins As Reality Returns: France, Germany Fail To Reach Agreement On EFSF

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Thu, 10/06/2011 - 17:54 | 1747657 Hmm...
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Rumor alert:

Europe will be the 51st state of the United States of Cramerica.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:00 | 1747683 Ahmeexnal
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It's been just that since the mid-40s.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:04 | 1747689 Frog-And-Toad
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+1...

Don't forget Japan and Korea... We shipped our industry overseas after WWII to buy friends at our expense... 

 

Problem is the latest generation doesn't know anything different.  They realize that they don't need to slave for us for saving them after the war.   What are we bringing to the table now?

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:40 | 1747804 Troll Magnet
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oh cool! i love asian women!

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 23:21 | 1748500 Bicycle Repairman
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"because the ultimate price of a European bailout is the absolutely certain suicide of the currently ruling political class. "

Sweet!

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 03:11 | 1748831 Ethics Gradient
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We shipped our industry overseas so that we could buy their goods with money we borrowed from them.

Buy hey. It's an improvement. Using credit cards is so much easier than working.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:13 | 1747718 Xibalba
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how is Portugal part of europe anyways? 

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:15 | 1747722 mynhair
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Ever look at a map?  Used to be part of Andorra, I bet.

And that was a protectorate of Monaco, at one time, before Malta conquered it.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:42 | 1747816 Troll Magnet
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no taxes in monaco i hear. that sounds so nice..

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 20:45 | 1748099 DaBernank
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It's nice here in Hong Kong.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 23:30 | 1748515 bid the soldier...
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Monaco
cup of coffee. =. $30.00 and up

Nice
cup of coffee. =. starting at $25.00

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 00:56 | 1748688 Don Diego
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No, but try to live on a non-millionaire salary there

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:36 | 1747793 knukles
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I keep tellin' folks there are problems with Arkansas schools.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:19 | 1747738 spekulatn
Thu, 10/06/2011 - 19:05 | 1747863 mynhair
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61, you, like many others, don't listen.

"been in 57 states, with 1 left to go.  Wasn't allowed by my staff to go to AK and HI"

Tried an inhalator yet?

What a moron that Kenyan is.

And to you ODummer supporters out there, this is a response to the response to the quip about..damn, confused them....

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 20:44 | 1748097 Looney
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Cr... Cram... Cram-mogadishu...

If I were a pepper spray company, I would've switched to charging the Maze cans with Cramer's stench.

Here's the TV ad - "One gentle push on the Red Button and... your assailant, his family, friends, YOUR family and friends, neighbors, enemies, and the enemies' dogs are screwed beyond repair".

P.S. I wear fur (my first dog's) AND I approve this message!

Looney  ;-)

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 17:54 | 1747659 NotApplicable
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Just paving the way for the inevitable IMF bonds.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:06 | 1747695 Spitzer
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yeah, funded with US dollars.

None of this is surprising me.

Europe doesn't want to print, is it not obvious yet ?  And don't worry, that doesn't mean gold will go down. Just the opposite actually.

http://freegoldobserver.blogspot.com/

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:18 | 1747737 agent default
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The ECB will not print to bail out the PIIGS.  They are saving their firepower to resque France and Germany when the time comes in about six months to a year.  But in the end they will print.  And then some.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 19:08 | 1747886 DormRoom
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Germany is planning an exit.  France wants Germany in a leverage EFSF, so it doesn't end up  holding the bag, and there's a mutual assured destruction, to check its regional power rival, if the CDO2 ends up imploding.

Germany already has an exit message: The bond purchasing by the ECB contravenes article 123 of the Maastriche Treaty.  And Germany will not accept...

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 17:57 | 1747667 LongSoupLine
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gasp...

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 17:57 | 1747668 xtop23
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 Jesus just collapse already Im getting bored

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:20 | 1747742 Sophist Economicus
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Why do you want Jesus to collapse? He doesn't want no stinking bonds either

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 20:51 | 1748115 donsluck
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Who is Jesus?

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 12:31 | 1749972 Ahmeexnal
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He's a Puerto Rican trader working at GS.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 17:57 | 1747670 vote_libertaria...
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So the bailout needs a bailout.

 

Owwwwwe, that'll be good for another 2% rally tomorrow in Bizarro World.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 17:59 | 1747674 mynhair
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Just in time to screw with the overnites....big surprise.

To be refuted around 7:30am EST, no doubt.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:12 | 1747716 knukles
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Gotta have sumptin' to ridicule. 

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 17:59 | 1747675 mfoste1
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this is getting HILARIOUS.....

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:00 | 1747681 paul_Liu
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Why this is not reflectd in the AH market.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:04 | 1747696 mynhair
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Cuz it's closed?

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:17 | 1747731 sheeple2012
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All trading has been halted until the rumor/hopium/green shoots still can be fired up again at 8 am tomorrow to coincide with the HFT machines hitting their own offers every nanosecond like clockwork 

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 20:02 | 1748016 TheFourthStooge-ing
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All trading has been halted until the rumor/hopium/green shoots still can be fired up again at 8 am tomorrow to coincide with the HFT machines hitting their own offers every nanosecond like clockwork

During this halt, the HFT machines are being juiced with the binary equivalent of coke, hookers, and jimsonweed.

 

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:01 | 1747685 Spider
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Whatever!  The french and the germans always play nice together - I mean other than the Napoleanic wars, WWI, WWII, and a few other minor conflicts they get along fine.

Nothing to worry about folks ... right?

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 01:20 | 1748717 combatsnoopy
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that makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside, esp knowing that MY TAXDOLLARS were robbed by my government for the benefit of the "best and the brightest" of our country at Morgan Stanley and Goldman Sachs- both whom exposed themselves ON MY TAX DOLLARS to French banks (SG, Dexia and BNP Paribas).  

Before the NYSE merged with the German bank exchange. 

I'm not so sure about this hedging strategy. I prefer the Asia-Pacific rim, Argentina or maybe a tax haven like our lobbyists.  

 

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 07:18 | 1748968 optimator
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1871 Franco Prussian wasn't minor and should be listed. 

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:02 | 1747690 mynhair
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"unidentified high-ranking European Union diplomat"

Wish that fat pig, Michael Moore, would die of a pie overdose.

 

"Pass this bill!"

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:25 | 1747760 buzzsaw99
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ditto for rush limburger

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:36 | 1747783 CompassionateFascist
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Actually not, you stupid f^^k. Limbaugh reads this site, references it on air, and occasionally learns something from it. Michael Moore? Busy studying the Communist Manifesto for New Ideas.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:47 | 1747837 Troll Magnet
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i don't care what your political persuasion is but anyone who takes a crack addict like rush limbaugh seriously should get their heads examined. michael moore? well, he's just a socialist who got rich playing the capitalist game.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 19:00 | 1747866 PY-129-20
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Oh I am tired of these jokers. Let them fight in some remote desert arena. I'd pay to see that. But no survivors. Next: Krugman vs. Coulter.

Hey - all I am saying - no left/right bullshit. There is a common ground for both sides. Sheesh - I hope you don't do something stupid like another civil war or something like that.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 21:09 | 1748161 catacl1sm
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THUNDERDOME! 2 go in... 1 comes out.

Coulter would kick Krugman's ass.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 21:10 | 1748162 catacl1sm
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double post, really? need to get check for parkinsons

 

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 19:31 | 1747932 buzzsaw99
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wow, a bold comment. heh heh

 

Hey Rush, suck my ballz.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhuKrga3eaU&feature=related

 

Limburgher = fat, greasy, drug addled, ass muncher retard

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 19:41 | 1747973 buzzsaw99
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actually CompassionateFascist, you can have a lick too since you and limburgher are butt buddies.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 19:40 | 1747967 Schmuck Raker
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Would you say that's your Compassionate side, or...?

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 20:52 | 1747975 buzzsaw99
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he is in touch with his latent repressed homosexual rage. lulz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8laacH9AEA

 

edit: after some research it appears that CF bolds all his comments. For example:

Almost everyone on this site looks at the oncoming economic collapse....but the political system is also core-rotten and nearing collapse. Put the two together and you get the Thing Which Has Yet To Be Named. TSA? Both the upper echelon Oinks (Bankers, plutocrats, politicians) and lower echelon Oinks (TSA, public employee unionists, urban libs...those currently "occupying Wall St") are going to be hunted to extinction.

 

Now what would his buddy Rush think of that? BREEHEEHEE!! 

edit #2: CF wrote: End the Fed. Liquidate the banksters. Break the Zionist/Communist JewPower.

OMG!! Mi Hermano! Fantastico! Goy power! GIVE US A KISS! :*)

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 20:11 | 1748034 TheFourthStooge-ing
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"unidentified high-ranking European Union diplomat"

Wish that fat pig, Michael Moore, would die of a pie overdose.

Even better, a house falling from the sky on Ann Colter while engaged in a retard argument (shouting contest) with Michael More, mashing them both into a paste.

 

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 18:04 | 1747694 hambone
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WAIT - this just in...France has voted to discontinue the French language, baguettes, and the Tour de France...all further details regarding these triffling matters will be communicated via Frankfurt, Berlin, and the high atop Berchtesgaden.

Wait...sorry, that's tomorrow's rumor...today's rumor tbd asap...definitely gonna be bullish though!!!

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