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Euro Soars On Merkozy Announcement Of Full Agreement... But No Euro Bonds - Live Press Conference Webcast

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Mon, 12/05/2011 - 10:33 | 1946369 gojam
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Full agreement on nothing !

Nothing that addresses the problems, just long term structural changes.

Mon, 12/05/2011 - 10:48 | 1946453 midgetrannyporn
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Heil Merkel bitchez!

Mon, 12/05/2011 - 10:57 | 1946490 Black Forest
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I don't understand. Are there two Merkozys?

Mon, 12/05/2011 - 12:42 | 1946588 thunderchief
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Yes.. There is, for your information... 

But the male breed is the one on the German Dog chain, and he is a god damm Russian/Ukraine named Sarkozy..

He even looks like a German Shepard.  They want their justice. 

Learn the rules..beginner..

Mon, 12/05/2011 - 14:10 | 1947250 sqz
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No mention of the announcement on reduced PSI or less threatening ESM changes, ZH? Shame on you! :)

Mon, 12/05/2011 - 11:02 | 1946508 1000pips
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As I have told you dooms day junkies, the Euro/USD will be $1.40 in a few weeks. The world is not going to end and shorting this market is a Bear Trap. Trade accordingly.

Mon, 12/05/2011 - 11:22 | 1946566 Smiddywesson
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If you take turns ramping the dollar or euro, the sheeple won't notice they are both being debased. 

If the euro goes down and stays down, then the game of tag is over and so is the can kicking. 

If the can kicking were over, central banks would have to make due with whatever gold they have amassed up to this date.  Now we can't have that, so we will spend whatever amounts of paper necessary to kick the can.

The dollar hit the top of the channel and the euro hit the bottom.  Tag, you're it.  Time for the Santa Clause rally.

Mon, 12/05/2011 - 11:08 | 1946522 Sudden Debt
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It's all pretty logical!

1. Our kids will have to pay our debts.

so=

Any changes will have to be made in the future... for them.

 

Mon, 12/05/2011 - 10:32 | 1946372 Cassandra Syndrome
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I look forward to fighting for my country against these Fascists. bring it on bitchez...

Mon, 12/05/2011 - 10:36 | 1946396 IAmNotMark
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Which country are you in?

I don't look forward to fighting the fascists in America.  They're firmly in power, very well armed, and very willing to kill citizens.

Mon, 12/05/2011 - 10:49 | 1946457 MobBarley
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You must be of french racial heritage.

 

Mon, 12/05/2011 - 11:55 | 1946700 Spastica Rex
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Those crazy guillotine guys!

Mon, 12/05/2011 - 10:51 | 1946466 Barry Freed
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Just keep doing what your told and I'm sure you'll be fine.

Mon, 12/05/2011 - 10:48 | 1946447 TruthInSunshine
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Yaaay!

Everything's fixed for good!

Sarkozy said so.

Now, about that unpayable amount of sovereign debt (necessitating hair/neck cuts), massively undercapitalized black holes of banks (nationalized and private) sucking all capital into their vortexes, and global economic structural imbalances and inefficiencies on a level higher than ever seen in anything that can be called the 'modern era'....

 

Oh, right. It's all fixed. Sarkozy said.

Sorry.

 

 

SARCsquared  

Mon, 12/05/2011 - 10:58 | 1946469 gojam
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TruthInSunshine,

They are in absolute agreement that they will talk about all those inconvenient issues once a month in scheduled meetings with other Eurozone leaders until those issues go away.

Mon, 12/05/2011 - 11:00 | 1946504 TruthInSunshine
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Yes.

The new Sarkozy-inspired strategy appears to be to bore the world to death by blowing smoke up thine asses.

Mon, 12/05/2011 - 12:05 | 1946756 Silver Bully
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'SARCsquared  '

You mean Sark Sarc? That's his new nickname. Those crazy french, I can never tell when they are serious anymore.

Mon, 12/05/2011 - 10:32 | 1946375 ISEEIT
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Boring.

Mon, 12/05/2011 - 10:32 | 1946376 Josh Randall
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She's a MAN, baby!

Mon, 12/05/2011 - 10:33 | 1946377 GeneMarchbanks
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Germany 2 Squid 0. Game continues....

Mon, 12/05/2011 - 10:33 | 1946378 lovedr
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Thank goodness the problem is solved!  Now gold can fall from it's artificially inflated value and unemployment can deflate as well.  *sigh*

Mon, 12/05/2011 - 10:33 | 1946380 in-Credible Banker
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Anyone speak French and can translate??

Mon, 12/05/2011 - 10:36 | 1946391 Joe Sixpack
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He said:

 

"blah, blah, blah blah blah, ummm., blah, blah, blah. blah, blah, blah blah blah, ummm., blah, blah, blah. blah, blah, blah blah blah, ummm., blah, blah, blah. blah, blah, blah blah blah, ummm., blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah blah, ummm., blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah blah, ummm., blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah blah, ummm., blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah blah, ummm., blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah blah, ummm., blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah blah, ummm., blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah blah, ummm., blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah blah, ummm., blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah blah, ummm., blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah blah, ummm., blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah blah, ummm., blah, blah, blah "

stops scratches balls, looks over lovingly at Merkel,  continues.

"blah, blah, blah blah blah, ummm., blah, blah, blah. blah, blah, blah blah blah, ummm., blah, blah, blah. blah, blah, blah blah blah, ummm., blah, blah, blah. blah, blah, blah blah blah, ummm., blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah blah, ummm., blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah blah, ummm., blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah blah, ummm., blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah blah, ummm., blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah blah, ummm., blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah blah, ummm., blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah blah, ummm., blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah blah, ummm., blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah blah, ummm., blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah blah, ummm., blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah blah, ummm., blah, blah, blah "

"blah, blah, blah blah blah, ummm., blah, blah, blah. blah, blah, blah blah blah, ummm., blah, blah, blah. blah, blah, blah blah blah, ummm., blah, blah, blah. blah, blah, blah blah blah, ummm., blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah blah, ummm., blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah blah, ummm., blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah blah, ummm., blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah blah, ummm., blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah blah, ummm., blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah blah, ummm., blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah blah, ummm., blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah blah, ummm., blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah blah, ummm., blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah blah, ummm., blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah blah, ummm., blah, blah, blah "

 

Mon, 12/05/2011 - 10:40 | 1946418 AngryGerman
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in French they say "patati patata", but same meaning...


Mon, 12/05/2011 - 12:06 | 1946767 Silver Bully
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You mean, you scratch my balls, I scratch yours? Merkel would love that.

Mon, 12/05/2011 - 10:42 | 1946419 gojam
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He said "Oui bleu, bleu, bleu, bleu

She said "Ja Blar, blar, blar, ja blaren"

Mon, 12/05/2011 - 11:02 | 1946509 in-Credible Banker
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Well played, sir!

Mon, 12/05/2011 - 10:33 | 1946381 Sudden Debt
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strange.... I never voted for a agreement.... at least not a German or a French one....

How many country's are in the Eurozone?  => 17 BITCHEZ!!! 17!!!

Mon, 12/05/2011 - 10:36 | 1946398 Larry Darrell
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Belgians don't get a vote because they have no government to represent them at the table.....=)

 

Mon, 12/05/2011 - 10:38 | 1946404 sabra1
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once all technocrats are installed, there should be no problems! let's see how many riots commence!

Mon, 12/05/2011 - 10:41 | 1946426 AngryGerman
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you surely meant

16 bitchez

1 germany

Mon, 12/05/2011 - 10:50 | 1946459 Spooky Polish
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And some others nonEURO bitches like Polish gov , which is broke just like greece , but it hides it much better ,

Mon, 12/05/2011 - 12:00 | 1946733 falak pema
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18, if you count the dumb wallon/flemish divide. Typical moule-frites play!

Mon, 12/05/2011 - 10:34 | 1946384 Joe Sixpack
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Adolf Linköln bitchez!

Mon, 12/05/2011 - 10:48 | 1946451 Conrad Murray
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Nice.

Mon, 12/05/2011 - 10:35 | 1946387 f16hoser
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If you're losing, rewrite the rules of the game. I love it! Can you say: European Plunge Protection Team (EPPT)?

Mon, 12/05/2011 - 10:42 | 1946430 AngryGerman
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European Putt-blug Protection Team!

 

darn...

Mon, 12/05/2011 - 10:35 | 1946388 SeverinSlade
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Let's see...It took them how long to "agree" to "disagree" on the EFSF...and we're supposed to believe that all EU members will quickly agree to becoming the United States of Europe?  Thanks for ze shorteeng opportuniteeeee.

Mon, 12/05/2011 - 10:35 | 1946389 Mongo
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So €bonds it is...

Mon, 12/05/2011 - 10:35 | 1946390 Larry Darrell
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I guess I'll be double checking my bug out bags tonight.

When this charade comes to a head, I don't think TPTB will have a chance to start WW3 because of the huge number of countries which will be involved in their own civil wars.

 

Mon, 12/05/2011 - 10:36 | 1946393 Jim in MN
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German language broadcasts to begin in France at once. 

Showers and clean underwear mandatory. 

Cheese to be firmer, less smelly. 

Only pickled vegetables allowed.

BIER NICHT WIEN, SCHWEINEKOPFEN!!!  AND PAY US AT ONCE!!!

Mon, 12/05/2011 - 10:51 | 1946465 RobD
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That's funny stuff right there.

Mon, 12/05/2011 - 11:24 | 1946571 Alex Kintner
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Sprechen Sie Douche! Kool.

Mon, 12/05/2011 - 10:36 | 1946394 scatterbrains
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I like this part..

"AUTOMATIC PENALTIES BACKED FOR VIOLATORS, SARKOZY sAYS"

I'll drone your ass if you don't cut bitches

Mon, 12/05/2011 - 10:55 | 1946479 NotApplicable
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The good ole '3 strikes' doctrine.

Mon, 12/05/2011 - 10:36 | 1946395 reboot this mofo
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Yeah, all sounds swell.

Here is the issue: they are all broke. Otherwise this "crisis" would already have been addressed. First we have the failed EFSF, then the IMF to the resue, then last weeks central-bank-thing...but wait, now there is finally agreement to agree to agree........  zzzzzz.

BTW: Heard Corzine has turned state on JPM and other banksters criminals.

Maybe thats why he is MIA???

 

Mon, 12/05/2011 - 10:37 | 1946401 SheepDog-One
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Yes but now there will be PENALTIES for being broke! See? Fixed.

Mon, 12/05/2011 - 11:40 | 1946624 willien1derland
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+1,000 - Classic! Put that on a t-shirt SD1!

Mon, 12/05/2011 - 10:39 | 1946415 Larry Darrell
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"BTW: Heard Corzine has turned state on JPM and other banksters criminals."

Talk about a rumor with no basis in reality.  How can Corzine "turn state" against JPM and the banksters when JPM and the backsters ARE the state? 

Mon, 12/05/2011 - 10:53 | 1946473 MobBarley
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Well that's the joke, see? Like Al-Qeada is the CIA and the 911 terrorists are the government.

It's all very entertaining. The inside jokes, the double meanings. Hilarious.

 

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