Europe Caption Contest

Tyler Durden's picture

There is something just so femininely "fin de Keynesian siecle" about those clenched orange fists... But at least Schauble is happy.

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Jumbotron's picture

"GET IN MA BELLY" !!!!!!

VanillAnalyst's picture

Teamwork; there's a reason the fat kid was picked last.

BaBaBouy's picture

Oh Yeah.?... Well my Dick is bigger than yours !

Oh YEAH.??? Well at least I can find my Dick.


redpill's picture

You dumb fat fucker, that was my favorite aide you just ate!!!

economics1996's picture

I wan to drop a lude, dude.

redpill's picture

Don't be angry with me Lagarde, I missed the meeting because I was getting a blowjob from the happy man in the wheelchair behind me.

strannick's picture

"You say deficets are unsustainable? You're unsustainable! You mention Hayek's Death of Money one more time and your dead!"

redpill's picture

Mention von Mises one more time and I will fucking slay you!

redpill's picture

I TOLD you to kill Nigel Farage's new puppy yet I still hear barking!

SWRichmond's picture

You unfuckable lardass! 

whstlblwr's picture

"Merde, Bernanke told me to buy Apple. I was too busy with the greek shit. How much have you made?"

redpill's picture

Christine, don't be mad but, I just told Schauble you'd give him a hummer during the next coffee break.

NumberNone's picture

Look you fat asshole, who do you think put that crippled fuck in his wheelchair?

BaBaBouy's picture

PASS The Baillout Bill, Or I'll sit on your face with my White Bush.

BaBaBouy's picture

OK, heres my last Final Offer, Pass the Bailout Bill and I buy you a Dozen Souflakis...

rocker's picture

  Got Money ?      ............. Nope !

mudduck's picture

"Don't be angry with me Lagarde, I missed the meeting because I was getting a blowjob from the happy man in the wheelchair behind me." And he wasn't in a wheelchair until I lost it and farted. Now he's happy. I want to distribute my magic, crippling, happy poo gas all over the continent, including your house. So suck it up buttercup.

dwdollar's picture

"Are you a woman or a dude?"

metastar's picture

This is economic war god damn it! Argue with me and I'll put you in a wheel chair too!

Ag1761's picture

I'm oing to fist fuck you with both these you fat bastard unless you get your Greek fucker pals to sign off the deal.

Apeman's picture

Hey Christine, tomorrow is Valentine's day. How about a kiss? ;-)

Doña K's picture

Christine: Papademos is on his way over and I am practicing squeezing my cheeks as I lost the bet. No "donkey punch" needed.

He_Who Carried The Sun's picture

Look at her fists. Wow! Great shot!

Ok, here goes:


CL: I told you two years ago, that your diet would put you at risk. Idiot!...

And if you exhale again in my general direction, I will beat you to death right here!!



BTW, Schaeuble is happy, because he does not need to talk to that Fatsack as Largarde takes him on...

Bud Denton's picture

Yes, I did eat the entire box of Pop Tarts.  You gonna get mad about it?  You gonna hit me with your wi'l fists about it? Fuuuuuck you.

I am more equal than others's picture

Have you ever been fisted by a french woman? 

BLOTTO's picture

And still no agreement

Him: I suck dick...

Her: I eat pussy...

 sort of lame - but i tried.

V in PA's picture

Hey Rocky! Watch me squeeze a Trillion Euro out my ass!

forexskin's picture

"You voted yes, and that means *I* get to wear the strapon..."

Don Birnam's picture

"Madame Lagarde, the first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club: someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: no shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight."

chumbawamba's picture

Actually, I'm more interested in that deal going on in the background with the dude in the wheelchair.  Looks like he's handing someone a dime bag.

I am Chumbawamba.

Cognitive Dissonance's picture

Not that I would know ANYTHING about that sort of thing. :)

Instant Wealth's picture

Baldy in the background who gets some stash from Schaeuble, is Asmussen (Bundesbank).

Schaeuble: Ok, mate, that is some x-tra heavy duty stuff, quick, gimme euros ...

carguym14's picture

30 seconds after the pic was taken,he jumped up and shouted

"Mein Furhrer,I can walk!!!"

Miles Kendig's picture

Chumba, I do believe a Dimebag Darrell salute to Wolfgang Schaeuble is in order


chumbawamba's picture

The gangs all here!  Time to follow up Darrell with some Dropkick Murphys!

Call me, yo!  I have SO FUCKING MUCH to tell you!!!


trilliontroll's picture
The Bonnie Blue Flag

Hurrah! Hurrah!
For Southern rights, hurrah!
Hurrah for the Bonnie Blue Flag that bears a single star.

2. As long as the Union was faithful to her trust
Like friends and like brethren, kind were we, and just
But now, when Northern treachery attempts our rights to mar
We hoist on high the Bonnie Blue Flag that bears a single star.

TruthInSunshine's picture



Schauble:  <whispering>      "Put on your angry face. Germans are PISSED ."

LaGarde:  <whsipering>       "How's this?"

grid-b-gone's picture

LaGarde: "I had peach pumpkin for lunch."

Schauble: "I had leverage."

slaughterer's picture

"You didn't phone me the day after!"  (Go ahead and junk me, here I will junk myself.).

Jumbotron's picture

+1000 "But...but....I thought we HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL"  !!!!!

BobPaulson's picture

No, the skin is the true colour. Maybe she should start a mortgage company. She could call it ContinentWide.

Dave Thomas's picture

I wonder if she and Andy use the same shadegoo?