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There is something just so femininely "fin de Keynesian siecle" about those clenched orange fists... But at least Schauble is happy.

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Mon, 02/13/2012 - 13:54 | 2154142 Jumbotron
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"GET IN MA BELLY" !!!!!!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 13:57 | 2154172 VanillAnalyst
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Teamwork; there's a reason the fat kid was picked last.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:14 | 2154231 BaBaBouy
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Oh Yeah.?... Well my Dick is bigger than yours !

Oh YEAH.??? Well at least I can find my Dick.


Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:14 | 2154292 redpill
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You dumb fat fucker, that was my favorite aide you just ate!!!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:19 | 2154321 economics1996
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I wan to drop a lude, dude.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:25 | 2154346 redpill
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Don't be angry with me Lagarde, I missed the meeting because I was getting a blowjob from the happy man in the wheelchair behind me.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:36 | 2154404 strannick
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"You say deficets are unsustainable? You're unsustainable! You mention Hayek's Death of Money one more time and your dead!"

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:39 | 2154416 redpill
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Mention von Mises one more time and I will fucking slay you!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:41 | 2154434 redpill
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I TOLD you to kill Nigel Farage's new puppy yet I still hear barking!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:50 | 2154470 SWRichmond
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You unfuckable lardass! 

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:10 | 2154540 Sophist Economicus
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You want a piece of me????

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:30 | 2154550 whstlblwr
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"Merde, Bernanke told me to buy Apple. I was too busy with the greek shit. How much have you made?"

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:30 | 2154647 redpill
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Christine, don't be mad but, I just told Schauble you'd give him a hummer during the next coffee break.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:11 | 2154847 NumberNone
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Look you fat asshole, who do you think put that crippled fuck in his wheelchair?

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 17:50 | 2155298 BaBaBouy
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PASS The Baillout Bill, Or I'll sit on your face with my White Bush.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 17:53 | 2155317 BaBaBouy
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OK, heres my last Final Offer, Pass the Bailout Bill and I buy you a Dozen Souflakis...

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 22:24 | 2156199 rocker
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  Got Money ?      ............. Nope !

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:24 | 2154917 mudduck
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"Don't be angry with me Lagarde, I missed the meeting because I was getting a blowjob from the happy man in the wheelchair behind me." And he wasn't in a wheelchair until I lost it and farted. Now he's happy. I want to distribute my magic, crippling, happy poo gas all over the continent, including your house. So suck it up buttercup.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:25 | 2154350 dwdollar
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"Are you a woman or a dude?"

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:36 | 2154394 metastar
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This is economic war god damn it! Argue with me and I'll put you in a wheel chair too!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:59 | 2154783 Ag1761
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I'm oing to fist fuck you with both these you fat bastard unless you get your Greek fucker pals to sign off the deal.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:09 | 2154832 Apeman
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Hey Christine, tomorrow is Valentine's day. How about a kiss? ;-)

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 18:53 | 2155530 Doña K
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Christine: Papademos is on his way over and I am practicing squeezing my cheeks as I lost the bet. No "donkey punch" needed.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:11 | 2154546 Joshua Falken
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DSK said you are up for it

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:27 | 2154341 He_Who Carried ...
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Look at her fists. Wow! Great shot!

Ok, here goes:


CL: I told you two years ago, that your diet would put you at risk. Idiot!...

And if you exhale again in my general direction, I will beat you to death right here!!



BTW, Schaeuble is happy, because he does not need to talk to that Fatsack as Largarde takes him on...

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 18:26 | 2155434 Bud Denton
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Yes, I did eat the entire box of Pop Tarts.  You gonna get mad about it?  You gonna hit me with your wi'l fists about it? Fuuuuuck you.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:18 | 2154311 I am more equal...
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Have you ever been fisted by a french woman? 

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:36 | 2154687 The Reich
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D'oh! I'm looking forward to it!!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:39 | 2154418 BLOTTO
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And still no agreement

Him: I suck dick...

Her: I eat pussy...

 sort of lame - but i tried.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:43 | 2154722 V in PA
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Hey Rocky! Watch me squeeze a Trillion Euro out my ass!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:09 | 2154236 forexskin
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"You voted yes, and that means *I* get to wear the strapon..."

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:11 | 2154268 Don Birnam
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"Madame Lagarde, the first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club: someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: no shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight."

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:15 | 2154299 chumbawamba
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Actually, I'm more interested in that deal going on in the background with the dude in the wheelchair.  Looks like he's handing someone a dime bag.

I am Chumbawamba.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:24 | 2154344 Cognitive Dissonance
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Not that I would know ANYTHING about that sort of thing. :)

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:39 | 2154417 Instant Wealth
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Baldy in the background who gets some stash from Schaeuble, is Asmussen (Bundesbank).

Schaeuble: Ok, mate, that is some x-tra heavy duty stuff, quick, gimme euros ...

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:42 | 2154433 carguym14
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30 seconds after the pic was taken,he jumped up and shouted

"Mein Furhrer,I can walk!!!"

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 17:12 | 2155124 Miles Kendig
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Chumba, I do believe a Dimebag Darrell salute to Wolfgang Schaeuble is in order


Mon, 02/13/2012 - 17:33 | 2155223 chumbawamba
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The gangs all here!  Time to follow up Darrell with some Dropkick Murphys!

Call me, yo!  I have SO FUCKING MUCH to tell you!!!


Tue, 02/14/2012 - 00:15 | 2156409 Miles Kendig
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Kite flown

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:38 | 2154699 PontifexMaximus
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Mi hai messo nel sacco!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:17 | 2154312 greyghost
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Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:31 | 2154650 trilliontroll
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The Bonnie Blue Flag

Hurrah! Hurrah!
For Southern rights, hurrah!
Hurrah for the Bonnie Blue Flag that bears a single star.

2. As long as the Union was faithful to her trust
Like friends and like brethren, kind were we, and just
But now, when Northern treachery attempts our rights to mar
We hoist on high the Bonnie Blue Flag that bears a single star.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:17 | 2154178 TruthInSunshine
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Schauble:  <whispering>      "Put on your angry face. Germans are PISSED ."

LaGarde:  <whsipering>       "How's this?"

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:17 | 2154877 grid-b-gone
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LaGarde: "I had peach pumpkin for lunch."

Schauble: "I had leverage."

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 13:57 | 2154181 slaughterer
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"You didn't phone me the day after!"  (Go ahead and junk me, here I will junk myself.).

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:01 | 2154205 Jumbotron
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+1000 "But...but....I thought we HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL"  !!!!!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 13:59 | 2154194 whatsinaname
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commie colors ?

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:22 | 2154336 BobPaulson
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No, the skin is the true colour. Maybe she should start a mortgage company. She could call it ContinentWide.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:29 | 2154374 Dave Thomas
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I wonder if she and Andy use the same shadegoo?

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