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There is something just so femininely "fin de Keynesian siecle" about those clenched orange fists... But at least Schauble is happy.
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"GET IN MA BELLY" !!!!!!
Teamwork; there's a reason the fat kid was picked last.
They're making a game out of this and I'm gonna' knock your block off!
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Oh Yeah.?... Well my Dick is bigger than yours !
Oh YEAH.??? Well at least I can find my Dick.
You dumb fat fucker, that was my favorite aide you just ate!!!
I wan to drop a lude, dude.
Don't be angry with me Lagarde, I missed the meeting because I was getting a blowjob from the happy man in the wheelchair behind me.
"You say deficets are unsustainable? You're unsustainable! You mention Hayek's Death of Money one more time and your dead!"
Mention von Mises one more time and I will fucking slay you!
I TOLD you to kill Nigel Farage's new puppy yet I still hear barking!
You unfuckable lardass!
You want a piece of me????
"Merde, Bernanke told me to buy Apple. I was too busy with the greek shit. How much have you made?"
Christine, don't be mad but, I just told Schauble you'd give him a hummer during the next coffee break.
Look you fat asshole, who do you think put that crippled fuck in his wheelchair?
PASS The Baillout Bill, Or I'll sit on your face with my White Bush.
OK, heres my last Final Offer, Pass the Bailout Bill and I buy you a Dozen Souflakis...
Got Money ? ............. Nope !
"Don't be angry with me Lagarde, I missed the meeting because I was getting a blowjob from the happy man in the wheelchair behind me." And he wasn't in a wheelchair until I lost it and farted. Now he's happy. I want to distribute my magic, crippling, happy poo gas all over the continent, including your house. So suck it up buttercup.
"Are you a woman or a dude?"
This is economic war god damn it! Argue with me and I'll put you in a wheel chair too!
I'm oing to fist fuck you with both these you fat bastard unless you get your Greek fucker pals to sign off the deal.
Hey Christine, tomorrow is Valentine's day. How about a kiss? ;-)
Christine: Papademos is on his way over and I am practicing squeezing my cheeks as I lost the bet. No "donkey punch" needed.
DSK said you are up for it
Look at her fists. Wow! Great shot!
Ok, here goes:
CL: I told you two years ago, that your diet would put you at risk. Idiot!...
And if you exhale again in my general direction, I will beat you to death right here!!
BTW, Schaeuble is happy, because he does not need to talk to that Fatsack as Largarde takes him on...
Yes, I did eat the entire box of Pop Tarts. You gonna get mad about it? You gonna hit me with your wi'l fists about it? Fuuuuuck you.
Have you ever been fisted by a french woman?
D'oh! I'm looking forward to it!!
And still no agreement
Him: I suck dick...
Her: I eat pussy...
sort of lame - but i tried.
Hey Rocky! Watch me squeeze a Trillion Euro out my ass!
"You voted yes, and that means *I* get to wear the strapon..."
"Madame Lagarde, the first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club: someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: no shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight."
Actually, I'm more interested in that deal going on in the background with the dude in the wheelchair. Looks like he's handing someone a dime bag.
I am Chumbawamba.
Not that I would know ANYTHING about that sort of thing. :)
Baldy in the background who gets some stash from Schaeuble, is Asmussen (Bundesbank).
Schaeuble: Ok, mate, that is some x-tra heavy duty stuff, quick, gimme 140.000.000.000 euros ...
30 seconds after the pic was taken,he jumped up and shouted
"Mein Furhrer,I can walk!!!"
Chumba, I do believe a Dimebag Darrell salute to Wolfgang Schaeuble is in order
Cheers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDACorIaxNw
The gangs all here! Time to follow up Darrell with some Dropkick Murphys!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4BwFl3kb5g
Call me, yo! I have SO FUCKING MUCH to tell you!!!
-Chumblez.
Kite flown
Mi hai messo nel sacco!
IS ATHENS BURNING?
Hurrah! Hurrah!
For Southern rights, hurrah!
Hurrah for the Bonnie Blue Flag that bears a single star.
2. As long as the Union was faithful to her trust
Like friends and like brethren, kind were we, and just
But now, when Northern treachery attempts our rights to mar
We hoist on high the Bonnie Blue Flag that bears a single star.
Schauble: <whispering> "Put on your angry face. Germans are PISSED ."
LaGarde: <whsipering> "How's this?"
LaGarde: "I had peach pumpkin for lunch."
Schauble: "I had leverage."
"You didn't phone me the day after!" (Go ahead and junk me, here I will junk myself.).
+1000 "But...but....I thought we HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL" !!!!!
commie colors ?
No, the skin is the true colour. Maybe she should start a mortgage company. She could call it ContinentWide.
I wonder if she and Andy use the same shadegoo?
No, I think it comes from having orangutan DNA.
Wanna fight or fuck?
LeGarde: "With you what would be the difference"?
+1
Best laugh of the day!
OT but worth the hits that keep coming:
02-13 13:09: FT writes: "UK and France named among EU’s ‘imbalanced’...
Financial Times: "UK and France named among EU’s ‘imbalanced’ economies"
Full Story: http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/2e74f94e-565e-11e1-b548-00144feabdc0.html#ixzz...
nausea, heartburn, indigestion....upset stomach, diarrea!
OohHh, pepto bismol!!!!!
"From my cold, dead hands..!"
GORO vs. MILEENA.
place your bets.
Dave Letterman - The Strong Guy, The Fat Guy, The Geniushttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVM2GTp2CN4
man in wheel chair: "You think her fists are clinched tight - you should see her ass cheeks!!"
Lagarde : Print Me More Money i got PMS (PMS, Printed Money Syndrome)
Fat German : Money, is a cry
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-j3xITvYQY
bail out Italy ?
Lagarde: Tell me, why should I buy your guarantee?
Tommy Callahan/Schaeuble: Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.
Damn. I doubt this will be topped for a caption
she is about to punch Venizelos and she 'd be right
I think fatso is just half a Croissant from a one two combo...go girl!
"DSK told me you were easy, but that guy in the wheelchair doesn't even have a working penis!"
One testicle in each hand, Buddy.
Apparently, LeGarde doesn't appreciate Meatloaf's music.
+1000 Two Out Of Three Ain't Bads.... LOL !!!
His name was Robert Paulson.
I'll take Fight Club for the win! CB
Schauble: "Geithner called to tell me that his line is always open for advice."
LaGarde: "WTF everrrrrr!!!"
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_B1LlYh6iKqs/TMDjt6P3fcI/AAAAAAAADGY/NEbWuip7IK...
"I'm going to go over there and knock him out of his wheelchair!"
That creepy parallelagram is checking out my ass again, isn't he...
"Five Euros says she cries"
What's for dinner, honey
"Say that again. I dare you"
"When you got told that I was going to fuck they didn´t´mean literally!"
"Damnit!....I'm promoting Laissez Faire....not Lazy Fare...Why did you bring the 'geezer' in the wheelchair?"
"y u eat all d ice cream?"
--edit - Dreadfully sorry, forgot the quotes
that was my bagel fucktard!
While Apple drifts into the Cosmos, This is the entertainment portion of todays show....
"I'll put you in a wheelchair like that old fuck behind us"
"THAT FUCKING COCKSUCKER!!"
"At least Strauss-Kahn used to give me a reach around."
"Well, then I suggest you give up the escargot and butter sauce and go on a Beyonce Lemon cleanse diet, tout de suite"
"Greece wants how much more money? Jesus H Christ!!!!"
"i have to shit so bad, i can feel a gopher turd sticking its head out of my ass wondering where is the fucking toilet. MUST... SQUEEZE... BUTTCHEEKS!!"
'See that guy back there in the wheelchair buddy? He was the last guy that pissed me off.'
I was too late on that caption.
I got blisters on me asshole!
Madame...I regret to report that Austrians have invaded the mindset of the masses!!!
Dr. Strangelove in the background: priceless!
"Mein Führer! I can walk!"
Just because I have breasts it doesn't mean I’m a woman!
Which one said that?
Schauble: Got you where I want you, you fucking walrus looking, fat bastard fucking piece of shit.
"Geez, all I asked was who did you screw to get here. That's how everyone gets here......"
(Man on the wheelchair) "Look at those two fools"
Schauble: "Hey look dude, she's a total chubby chaser, I told you man! Gimmie my 5 Deutchmarks buddy!"
+1
Wow, that's quite the honor to get +1'd by Tyler. You should play the lottery this week, lucky duck.
Why dountscha never get it: Deutschmark
Sorry I should know better, I took German in high school. I was hungover, I'll junk myself!
This must be one of those angry birds I keep hearing so much about.
One o' dese days Alice....one a dese days
Man in wheelchair: "I didn't think she'd really swallow. Here's your EUR20."
I can cut a bigger one than you...
Somehow this picture sums up EVERYTHING that's wrong with today's Zeitgeist.
for a second there, i thought they were laurel and hardy!
+1000 "Well...here'a another fine mess you've got us into" !!!!
fAT gUY: the male bathroom was occupied!
Lagarde: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
- The Emperor's coming here?
- That's correct commander. And he is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress.
"I just agave Legard two gold coins, she will need them. Here take one for yourself."
"Fucking white people everywhere I look! Fat ones, bald ones, gimp ones. I want some American Anaconda damnit!"
From the man in the wheelchair......
"Screw 'em both....I've got FRIKKIN" LASERS" !!!
I'm too fat to assume the position - can't we just doing this standing up?
"i normally dont eat pork, but i couldnt resist the piigs, so yummy....."
Drunk, fat, stupid, and broke is no way to go through life, dumbass.
Bend over so I can give you a good anal fisting..
Serenity now!
Insanity later...
LaGarde- Schauble you're a large man but I bet you have a tiny penis.
Schauble- Bigger than yours Christine
Guys...
Schauble is the guy in the wheelchair.
So who is the guy she's pissed with??
Lagarde: Don't mind me, I'm doing Kegels while you speak.
Schauble: OOOO, Too much information.
"I AM THE ANTI BONER!"
"Are you Karl Denninger's father?"
the fat guy or the guy dressed in drag?
viewers choice
Schaeuble: "Pizza. Here are 5 euros."
"are you as turned on as I am right now? ...
rough translation
fat greek is happy--can successfully kicked so looting can be completed (knows Greece will default despite loan)
lagarde furious--french banks are fuct
german in wheelchair--happy--knows greece eventually gets booted, saves face, french banks are fuct
Lagarde: you think this is funny!?!
Hey, who the fuck let Drew Carrey in here? Oh, you bastard in the wheelchair.. you think you're funny don't you..
Oh my god...what did you eat? a dead alien?
I'll see YOU in the (E)UFC Championship!
A former German Interior Minister who couldn't even get his police to protect him from a mad woman with a knife sits in a wheelchair. A former French Finance Minister who couldn't stop her country's banks from bloating on Junk Debt and had to beg Hank Paulson to socialise AIG. A fat bloated Greek Finance Minister who gorged on Olympics contracts in his previous job and carries his 7-Fat Years into the 7-Lean Years under a suit made by a tent-maker
Everything perfect Sandmann, except that is "HONK Paulson" in her dialect.
carries his 7-Fat Years into the 7-Lean Years...
Reminds me of a childhood rhyme:
Jack Pratt could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean, and so between the two of them, they licked the platter clean.
In this case however, the sexes are reversed but the outcome is the same.
We don't want a German your-up, we want a German up-yours.
No - I said "don't hold your breath".
I've told you before! Don't invite the wheelchair guy to the threesome!
Bernake is on the phone.
Not again!
"Schauble!!!"
"Jawohl, Frau Colonel?!?"
"There will be NO escapes from the EU!"
"Jawohl, Frau Colonel. I know nothing!"
If you see that POS Samaras you tell him to get his ass in my office NOW!
Venizelos- "Look MADAME... you gotta tell Lloyd I can't be expected to wrap all this up myself. Not without some kinda guarantee of Managing Director for when I have to flee the ash heap. It's either that or your place in Monaco free and clear..."
I am NOT related to Hermann Goering!!!
Lagarde (IMF) wants to beat the crap out of this slimy Greek finance minister, Venizelos.
IMF siding with Germany, both are fed up with Greece lies and empty promises.
V-Fat Ass: See the guy in the chair. I sat on his lap. Do you want me to sit on your lap or do you want fisting?
La Drag: Fisting.