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There is something just so femininely "fin de Keynesian siecle" about those clenched orange fists... But at least Schauble is happy.

 

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Mon, 02/13/2012 - 13:54 | 2154142 Jumbotron
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"GET IN MA BELLY" !!!!!!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 13:57 | 2154172 VanillAnalyst
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Teamwork; there's a reason the fat kid was picked last.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:14 | 2154231 BaBaBouy
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Oh Yeah.?... Well my Dick is bigger than yours !

Oh YEAH.??? Well at least I can find my Dick.

 

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:14 | 2154292 redpill
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You dumb fat fucker, that was my favorite aide you just ate!!!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:19 | 2154321 economics1996
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I wan to drop a lude, dude.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:25 | 2154346 redpill
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Don't be angry with me Lagarde, I missed the meeting because I was getting a blowjob from the happy man in the wheelchair behind me.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:36 | 2154404 strannick
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"You say deficets are unsustainable? You're unsustainable! You mention Hayek's Death of Money one more time and your dead!"

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:39 | 2154416 redpill
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Mention von Mises one more time and I will fucking slay you!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:41 | 2154434 redpill
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I TOLD you to kill Nigel Farage's new puppy yet I still hear barking!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:50 | 2154470 SWRichmond
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You unfuckable lardass! 

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:10 | 2154540 Sophist Economicus
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You want a piece of me????

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:30 | 2154550 whstlblwr
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"Merde, Bernanke told me to buy Apple. I was too busy with the greek shit. How much have you made?"

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:30 | 2154647 redpill
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Christine, don't be mad but, I just told Schauble you'd give him a hummer during the next coffee break.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:11 | 2154847 NumberNone
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Look you fat asshole, who do you think put that crippled fuck in his wheelchair?

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 17:50 | 2155298 BaBaBouy
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PASS The Baillout Bill, Or I'll sit on your face with my White Bush.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 17:53 | 2155317 BaBaBouy
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OK, heres my last Final Offer, Pass the Bailout Bill and I buy you a Dozen Souflakis...

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 22:24 | 2156199 rocker
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  Got Money ?      ............. Nope !

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:24 | 2154917 mudduck
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"Don't be angry with me Lagarde, I missed the meeting because I was getting a blowjob from the happy man in the wheelchair behind me." And he wasn't in a wheelchair until I lost it and farted. Now he's happy. I want to distribute my magic, crippling, happy poo gas all over the continent, including your house. So suck it up buttercup.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:25 | 2154350 dwdollar
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"Are you a woman or a dude?"

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:36 | 2154394 metastar
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This is economic war god damn it! Argue with me and I'll put you in a wheel chair too!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:59 | 2154783 Ag1761
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I'm oing to fist fuck you with both these you fat bastard unless you get your Greek fucker pals to sign off the deal.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:09 | 2154832 Apeman
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Hey Christine, tomorrow is Valentine's day. How about a kiss? ;-)

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 18:53 | 2155530 Doña K
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Christine: Papademos is on his way over and I am practicing squeezing my cheeks as I lost the bet. No "donkey punch" needed.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:11 | 2154546 Joshua Falken
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DSK said you are up for it

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:27 | 2154341 He_Who Carried ...
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Look at her fists. Wow! Great shot!

Ok, here goes:

 

CL: I told you two years ago, that your diet would put you at risk. Idiot!...

And if you exhale again in my general direction, I will beat you to death right here!!

 

 

BTW, Schaeuble is happy, because he does not need to talk to that Fatsack as Largarde takes him on...

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 18:26 | 2155434 Bud Denton
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Yes, I did eat the entire box of Pop Tarts.  You gonna get mad about it?  You gonna hit me with your wi'l fists about it? Fuuuuuck you.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:18 | 2154311 I am more equal...
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Have you ever been fisted by a french woman? 

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:36 | 2154687 The Reich
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D'oh! I'm looking forward to it!!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:39 | 2154418 BLOTTO
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And still no agreement

Him: I suck dick...

Her: I eat pussy...

 sort of lame - but i tried.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:43 | 2154722 V in PA
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Hey Rocky! Watch me squeeze a Trillion Euro out my ass!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:09 | 2154236 forexskin
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"You voted yes, and that means *I* get to wear the strapon..."

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:11 | 2154268 Don Birnam
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"Madame Lagarde, the first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club: someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: no shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight."

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:15 | 2154299 chumbawamba
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Actually, I'm more interested in that deal going on in the background with the dude in the wheelchair.  Looks like he's handing someone a dime bag.

I am Chumbawamba.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:24 | 2154344 Cognitive Dissonance
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Not that I would know ANYTHING about that sort of thing. :)

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:39 | 2154417 Instant Wealth
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Baldy in the background who gets some stash from Schaeuble, is Asmussen (Bundesbank).

Schaeuble: Ok, mate, that is some x-tra heavy duty stuff, quick, gimme 140.000.000.000 euros ...

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:42 | 2154433 carguym14
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30 seconds after the pic was taken,he jumped up and shouted

"Mein Furhrer,I can walk!!!"

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 17:12 | 2155124 Miles Kendig
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Chumba, I do believe a Dimebag Darrell salute to Wolfgang Schaeuble is in order

Cheers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDACorIaxNw

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 17:33 | 2155223 chumbawamba
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The gangs all here!  Time to follow up Darrell with some Dropkick Murphys!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4BwFl3kb5g

Call me, yo!  I have SO FUCKING MUCH to tell you!!!

-Chumblez.

Tue, 02/14/2012 - 00:15 | 2156409 Miles Kendig
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Kite flown

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:38 | 2154699 PontifexMaximus
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Mi hai messo nel sacco!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:17 | 2154312 greyghost
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IS ATHENS BURNING?

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:31 | 2154650 trilliontroll
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The Bonnie Blue Flag

Hurrah! Hurrah!
For Southern rights, hurrah!
Hurrah for the Bonnie Blue Flag that bears a single star.

2. As long as the Union was faithful to her trust
Like friends and like brethren, kind were we, and just
But now, when Northern treachery attempts our rights to mar
We hoist on high the Bonnie Blue Flag that bears a single star.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:17 | 2154178 TruthInSunshine
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Schauble:  <whispering>      "Put on your angry face. Germans are PISSED ."

LaGarde:  <whsipering>       "How's this?"

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:17 | 2154877 grid-b-gone
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LaGarde: "I had peach pumpkin for lunch."

Schauble: "I had leverage."

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 13:57 | 2154181 slaughterer
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"You didn't phone me the day after!"  (Go ahead and junk me, here I will junk myself.).

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:01 | 2154205 Jumbotron
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+1000 "But...but....I thought we HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL"  !!!!!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 13:59 | 2154194 whatsinaname
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commie colors ?

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:22 | 2154336 BobPaulson
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No, the skin is the true colour. Maybe she should start a mortgage company. She could call it ContinentWide.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:29 | 2154374 Dave Thomas
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I wonder if she and Andy use the same shadegoo?

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:12 | 2154551 BobPaulson
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No, I think it comes from having orangutan DNA.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:02 | 2154212 spankthebernank
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Wanna fight or fuck?

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:07 | 2154250 Jumbotron
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LeGarde:   "With you what would be the difference"?

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 18:15 | 2155402 BobPaulson
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+1

Best laugh of the day!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:15 | 2154291 TruthInSunshine
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OT but worth the hits that keep coming:

 

02-13 13:09: FT writes: "UK and France named among EU’s ‘imbalanced’...

Financial Times: "UK and France named among EU’s ‘imbalanced’ economies"

France and the UK are among 12 non-bailout countries whose economies are suffering from so many imbalances that they will be subject to in-depth investigation by the European Union.

 

The 12 countries to be named in a report on Tuesday by the European Commission, the EU’s executive branch, have triggered concerns because they have run afoul of a newly-created EU “scoreboard” that measures economic danger signs like asset bubbles, high labour costs and persistent trade deficits.

Full Story: http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/2e74f94e-565e-11e1-b548-00144feabdc0.html#ixzz...

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:17 | 2154570 peekcrackers
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nausea, heartburn, indigestion....upset stomach, diarrea!
OohHh, pepto bismol!!!!!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:04 | 2154240 _underscore
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"From my cold, dead hands..!"

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:10 | 2154270 Ahmeexnal
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GORO vs. MILEENA.

 

place your bets.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:32 | 2154389 dr_teeth
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Dave Letterman - The Strong Guy, The Fat Guy, The Genius

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVM2GTp2CN4

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:33 | 2154393 AbelCatalyst
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man in wheel chair:  "You think her fists are clinched tight - you should see her ass cheeks!!"

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:44 | 2154435 Spooky Polish
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Lagarde : Print Me More Money i got PMS (PMS, Printed Money Syndrome)

Fat German : Money, is a cry 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-j3xITvYQY

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:43 | 2154443 Spooky Polish
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bail out Italy ? 

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:02 | 2154515 rmsnickers
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Lagarde: Tell me, why should I buy your guarantee?

Tommy Callahan/Schaeuble: Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:10 | 2154545 Yancey Ward
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Damn.  I doubt this will be topped for a caption

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 17:09 | 2155108 wiser
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she is about to punch Venizelos and she 'd be right

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 18:40 | 2155475 Dugald
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I think fatso is just half a Croissant from a one two combo...go girl!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 22:23 | 2156197 Sinestro
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"DSK told me you were easy, but that guy in the wheelchair doesn't even have a working penis!"

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 13:54 | 2154143 B-rock
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One testicle in each hand, Buddy.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 13:56 | 2154154 fors55
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Apparently, LeGarde doesn't appreciate Meatloaf's music.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 13:58 | 2154184 Jumbotron
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+1000 Two Out Of Three Ain't Bads.... LOL !!!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:16 | 2154303 Cui Bono
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His name was Robert Paulson.

I'll take Fight Club for the win! CB

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:51 | 2154466 TruthInSunshine
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Schauble:  "Geithner called to tell me that his line is always open for advice."

LaGarde:   "WTF everrrrrr!!!"

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 13:55 | 2154155 monmick
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"I'm going to go over there and knock him out of his wheelchair!"

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:39 | 2154415 chdwlch1
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That creepy parallelagram is checking out my ass again, isn't he...

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 13:55 | 2154157 gramps
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"Five Euros says she cries"

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 13:56 | 2154158 non_anon
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What's for dinner, honey

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 13:56 | 2154159 alien-IQ
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"Say that again. I dare you"

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 13:56 | 2154160 The Swedish Chef
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"When you got told that I was going to fuck they didn´t´mean literally!"

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 13:56 | 2154162 AgShaman
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"Damnit!....I'm promoting Laissez Faire....not Lazy Fare...Why did you bring the 'geezer' in the wheelchair?"

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:00 | 2154163 devboy00
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"y u eat all d ice cream?"

--edit - Dreadfully sorry, forgot the quotes

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:14 | 2154287 tamboo
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that was my bagel fucktard!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:01 | 2154164 LouisDega
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While Apple drifts into the Cosmos, This is the entertainment portion of todays show....

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 13:56 | 2154167 I Am Not a Copp...
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"I'll put you in a wheelchair like that old fuck behind us"

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 13:57 | 2154168 Stoploss
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"THAT FUCKING COCKSUCKER!!"

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 13:57 | 2154169 Marge N. Callz
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"At least Strauss-Kahn used to give me a reach around."

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 13:57 | 2154173 kindape
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"Well, then I suggest you give up the escargot and butter sauce and go on a Beyonce Lemon cleanse diet, tout de suite"

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 13:57 | 2154174 battle axe
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"Greece wants how much more money? Jesus H Christ!!!!"

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:03 | 2154175 Comay Mierda
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"i have to shit so bad, i can feel a gopher turd sticking its head out of my ass wondering where is the fucking toilet. MUST... SQUEEZE... BUTTCHEEKS!!"

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 13:59 | 2154176 SheepDog-One
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'See that guy back there in the wheelchair buddy? He was the last guy that pissed me off.'

I was too late on that caption.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 13:57 | 2154179 CvlDobd
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I got blisters on me asshole!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 13:58 | 2154182 The Limerick King
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Madame...I regret to report that Austrians have invaded the mindset of the masses!!!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 13:58 | 2154186 achmachat
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Dr. Strangelove in the background: priceless!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:13 | 2154289 Kinskian
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"Mein Führer! I can walk!"

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 13:59 | 2154192 Robert Neville
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Just because I have breasts it doesn't mean I’m a woman!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:27 | 2154363 MsCreant
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Which one said that?

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 13:59 | 2154195 agent default
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Schauble: Got you where I want you, you  fucking walrus looking, fat bastard fucking piece of shit.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 13:59 | 2154199 spanish inquisition
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"Geez, all I asked was who did you screw to get here. That's how everyone gets here......"

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:01 | 2154203 zerozulu
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(Man on the wheelchair) "Look at those two fools"

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:02 | 2154207 Dave Thomas
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Schauble: "Hey look dude, she's a total chubby chaser, I told you man! Gimmie my 5 Deutchmarks buddy!"

 

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:04 | 2154228 Tyler Durden
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+1

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:47 | 2154457 Esso
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Wow, that's quite the honor to get +1'd by Tyler. You should play the lottery this week, lucky duck.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 15:40 | 2154708 PontifexMaximus
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Why dountscha never get it: Deutschmark

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 18:32 | 2155443 Dave Thomas
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Sorry I should know better, I took German in high school. I was hungover, I'll junk myself!

 

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:01 | 2154208 Gene Parmesan
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This must be one of those angry birds I keep hearing so much about.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:01 | 2154209 BeachBanker007
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One o' dese days Alice....one a dese days

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:02 | 2154210 Vegamma
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Man in wheelchair: "I didn't think she'd really swallow. Here's your EUR20."

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:01 | 2154211 carbonmutant
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I can cut a bigger one than you...

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:02 | 2154213 EverythingsSuper
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Somehow this picture sums up EVERYTHING that's wrong with today's Zeitgeist.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:02 | 2154215 sabra1
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for a second there, i thought they were laurel and hardy!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:04 | 2154235 Jumbotron
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+1000 "Well...here'a another fine mess you've got us into" !!!!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:02 | 2154217 Squishi
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fAT gUY: the male bathroom was occupied!

 

Lagarde: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:02 | 2154219 Nothing To See Here
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- The Emperor's coming here?

- That's correct commander. And he is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:03 | 2154220 FutureShock
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"I just agave Legard two gold coins, she will need them. Here take one for yourself."

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:03 | 2154223 Conrad Murray
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"Fucking white people everywhere I look! Fat ones, bald ones, gimp ones. I want some American Anaconda damnit!"

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:03 | 2154224 Jumbotron
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From the man in the wheelchair......

"Screw 'em both....I've got FRIKKIN" LASERS" !!!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:03 | 2154226 Fantasy Planet
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I'm too fat to assume the position - can't we just doing this standing up? 

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:03 | 2154229 kito
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"i normally dont eat pork, but i couldnt resist the piigs, so yummy....."

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:05 | 2154230 TomGa
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Drunk, fat, stupid, and broke is no way to go through life, dumbass.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:04 | 2154232 Atomizer
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Bend over so I can give you a good anal fisting..

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:04 | 2154234 bpj
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Serenity now!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:11 | 2154275 Conrad Murray
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Insanity later...

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:04 | 2154237 azzhatter
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LaGarde- Schauble you're a large man but I bet you have a tiny penis.

 

Schauble- Bigger than yours Christine

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:13 | 2154286 desirdavenir
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Guys...

Schauble is the guy in the wheelchair.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:22 | 2154333 sleepingbeauty
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So who is the guy she's pissed with??

 

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:07 | 2154238 dracos_ghost
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Lagarde: Don't mind me, I'm doing Kegels while you speak.

Schauble: OOOO, Too much information.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:04 | 2154239 time2blowitup
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"I AM THE ANTI BONER!"

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:05 | 2154243 fuu
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"Are you Karl Denninger's father?"

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:06 | 2154251 azzhatter
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the fat guy or the guy dressed in drag?

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:12 | 2154280 fuu
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viewers choice

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:05 | 2154244 Black Forest
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Schaeuble: "Pizza. Here are 5 euros."

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:10 | 2154245 bdc63
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"are you as turned on as I am right now? ...

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:05 | 2154247 weenus
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rough translation

fat greek is happy--can successfully kicked so looting can be completed (knows Greece will default despite loan)

lagarde furious--french banks are fuct

german in wheelchair--happy--knows greece eventually gets booted, saves face, french banks are fuct

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:07 | 2154256 daccord
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Lagarde: you think this is funny!?!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:08 | 2154257 UGrev
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Hey, who the fuck let Drew Carrey in here? Oh, you bastard in the wheelchair.. you think you're funny don't you.. 

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:08 | 2154258 unrulian
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Oh my god...what did you eat? a dead alien?

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:09 | 2154261 pslater
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I'll see YOU in the (E)UFC Championship!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:11 | 2154265 Sandmann
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A former German Interior Minister who couldn't even get his police to protect him from a mad woman with a knife sits in a wheelchair. A former French Finance Minister who couldn't stop her country's banks from bloating on Junk Debt and had to beg Hank Paulson to socialise AIG. A fat bloated Greek Finance Minister who gorged on Olympics contracts in his previous job and carries his 7-Fat Years into the 7-Lean Years under a suit made by a tent-maker

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:15 | 2154295 slaughterer
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Everything perfect Sandmann, except that is "HONK Paulson" in her dialect.  

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 16:33 | 2154937 Boxed Merlot
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carries his 7-Fat Years into the 7-Lean Years...

 

Reminds me of a childhood rhyme:

Jack Pratt could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean, and so between the two of them, they licked the platter clean. 

In this case however, the sexes are reversed but the outcome is the same.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:10 | 2154269 Cheesy Bastard
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We don't want a German your-up, we want a German up-yours.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:10 | 2154271 Thamesford
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No - I said "don't hold your breath". 

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:11 | 2154273 Janice
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I've told you before! Don't invite the wheelchair guy to the threesome!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:11 | 2154278 SmoothCoolSmoke
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Bernake is on the phone.

Not again!

 

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:18 | 2154281 The Alarmist
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"Schauble!!!"
"Jawohl, Frau Colonel?!?"
"There will be NO escapes from the EU!"
"Jawohl, Frau Colonel. I know nothing!"

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:13 | 2154284 sangell
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If you see that POS Samaras you tell him to get his ass in my office NOW!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:14 | 2154290 AccreditedEYE
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Venizelos- "Look MADAME... you gotta tell Lloyd I can't be expected to wrap all this up myself. Not without some kinda guarantee of Managing Director for when I have to flee the ash heap. It's either that or your place in Monaco free and clear..."

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:14 | 2154293 optimator
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I am NOT related to Hermann Goering!!!

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:16 | 2154296 Cult_of_Reason
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Lagarde (IMF) wants to beat the crap out of this slimy Greek finance minister, Venizelos.

 

IMF siding with Germany, both are fed up with Greece lies and empty promises.

Mon, 02/13/2012 - 14:14 | 2154297 Flounder
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V-Fat Ass: See the guy in the chair. I sat on his lap.  Do you want me to sit on your lap or do you want fisting?

La Drag: Fisting.

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