Europe Closes At Day's Lows As Sovereign Curves Invert

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Wed, 11/23/2011 - 13:07 | 1907197 GeneMarchbanks
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What recession?

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 13:09 | 1907207 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Call Oliver, he knows what to do!

Based on my math, we need to, [cough] print, and based off my math, it needs to be fractionaly reserved, so [cough] that means if Europe needs $3 trillion then we need to print $30 trillion.  I spent all week on my math by the way, so give me some credit.

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 13:17 | 1907227 The Big Ching-aso
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Not a recession.     Shrinkage.

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 13:23 | 1907262 GeneMarchbanks
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Significant shrinkage.

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 16:46 | 1908246 SRVDisciple
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I was in the pool!!!

(Sorry. Had to do it. Couldn't help myself)

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 13:18 | 1907232 Cognitive Dissonance
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How many recessions does it take to make a depression?

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 13:23 | 1907261 Doomsday Profit
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Just one....but it needs to be a Triple Lindy Dip:

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 13:35 | 1907326 Caviar Emptor
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It's just a garden variety recession! Really!! PLease say it is, please!!!

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 13:07 | 1907199 TeamDepends
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Print print print   print print print

Printing all the way

Oh what fun it is to print

Like Weimar, Zimbabwe Oh!

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 13:22 | 1907249 TeamDepends
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Dashing through the snow

'Cause you ain't got no home

2nd verse:  The Banksters all on blow

3rd:  The Banksters and their ho's

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 13:11 | 1907211 Snakeeyes
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Belgium Dexia Debt Woes, Germany’s Debt Issuance Debacle – Obama Spares Two Turkeys (NOT Belgium and Germany)


Wed, 11/23/2011 - 13:15 | 1907222 Jonas Parker
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He spared Biden and Pelosi???

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 13:29 | 1907293 Tsar Pointless
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C'mon, don't be so damn partisan.

It was, in fact, Boehner and Reid he spared.

You're welcome.

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 14:05 | 1907452 john39
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there is more than one Party?

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 13:11 | 1907212 Tsar Pointless
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Now that Europe is closed, that frees up the algos to focus on just the US equity markets.

Afternoon meltup, on the way!

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 13:12 | 1907214 PicassoInActions
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can we have something positive, by mistake i picked up eur/chf at 1.2301 and losing big.

As soon as i recover you can have your negative market back.

Please some1 call Benya da Men and ask him to do something.

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 13:18 | 1907231 The Big Ching-aso
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I think the rumor mill is grinding to a halt.    

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 13:19 | 1907234 PicassoInActions
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that's sux

i need only 30 pips to be on the green and then i am out for vacation.

Can we start some kind of rumor that SNB is about to intervene at 1.2.3.....



Wed, 11/23/2011 - 14:59 | 1907700 earleflorida
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no it's not - just temporarily in neutral,... being put in reverse for christmas rally

no really?

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 13:13 | 1907216 FranSix
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Credit Markets deteriorate on the heels of MF Global:

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 13:13 | 1907217 slaughterer
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I would expect an EOD short-covering rally on the NYSE as tomorrow is a meeting between Sarkozy, Merkel, and Draghi, where Draghi was asked by Merkel to bring along "new ideas."

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 13:14 | 1907218 Cone of Uncertainty
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A turkey for me and a turkey for you.

Let's eat turkey in a big brown shoe.

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 13:35 | 1907327 Doomsday Profit
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A Sandler classic....thanks for the reminder:

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 13:14 | 1907219 junkyardjack
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Cool, time for the US ramp up...

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 13:17 | 1907223 slewie the pi-rat
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bear flatteners?

right along the wall, there, with the screws, hooks, and hangers, sir!

next to the beer goggles. just left of them...

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 13:20 | 1907235 Captain Kink
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"bear flattener" alsways makes me think of those bear-hide rugs, head still attached, mouth agape... wondering what the hell happened.

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 13:42 | 1907364 slewie the pi-rat
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since it's a bear, it probably wasn't trying for a nickel in front of a...

...oh! the animal spirituality of it!


Wed, 11/23/2011 - 13:16 | 1907225 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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While Obama makes a mockery of our political system and "bypasses Congress to pardon a turkey".  He is the fucking joker!

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 13:36 | 1907335 Caviar Emptor
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Two turkeys, bud. Don't you read?? 

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 13:59 | 1907424 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Not as well as Obama does.

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 13:18 | 1907228 Dr. Engali
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It's going to be interesting to see what happens in the European markets on a day when the U.S. markets are closed.

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 13:19 | 1907233 treemagnet
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Wheres my crash?

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 13:24 | 1907265 El Oregonian
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Germany told the other EU members "It's time for Tanksgiving. If you all don't start paying up we're going to send our Tanks.

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 13:33 | 1907322 Cone of Uncertainty
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Someone please pass the gravy.

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 13:54 | 1907402 pmcgoohan
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Dont we even need a rumour anymore?

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 14:21 | 1907512 Texas Fold-em
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The only prescription is...MORE COWBELL!

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