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Europe Regurgitates Its Schrodinger Monetary Bazooka Policy

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It seems the 'we -really-want-it-but please-don't-blame-us-when-it-all-goes-pear-shaped' meme continues in Europe as ECB's Asmussen adds his own peculiar mix of talking out of both sides of his mouth, (via Bloomberg):

  • *ASMUSSEN SAYS DOUBTS ABOUT EURO'S SURVIVAL UNACCEPTABLE FOR ECB
  • *ASMUSSEN SAYS ECB STAFF STILL WORKING ON DETAILS OF BOND PLAN, WILL ADDRESS SENIORITY CONCERNS
  • *ASMUSSEN: ECB WILL STRICTLY SEPARATE MON. POL., SUPERVISION ROLES
  • *ASMUSSEN SAYS GREECE NEEDS TO MAKE FURTHER REFORM EFFORTS

but

  • *ASMUSSEN SAYS ECB CAN'T PAY FOR FISCAL POLICY MISTAKES
  • *ASMUSSEN: WE WON'T TAKE SUPERVISOR RESPONSIBILITY WITHOUT TOOLS
  • *ASMUSSEN SAYS HE PREFERS BAILOUT FUND TO BUY BONDS BEFORE ECB

Clearly there is still ongoing uncertainty and confrontation within the governing council - and it is obviously not just Weidmann.

Market response - not a blip in ES or EURUSD!

 

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Mon, 08/27/2012 - 12:15 | 2741051 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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This is like watching Keeping up with the Kardasians.

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 12:22 | 2741080 maxmad
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Actually its like watching Intervention, only that the patient keeps relapsing during the show!

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 12:29 | 2741107 ParkAveFlasher
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lol Mr. LH, how about Keeping Up With The Keynesians?

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 13:08 | 2741214 slaughterer
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Ever since Michael Lewis did the favor of featuring bald-headed Assmussen in "Boomerang," the dick has let it get to his head, thinking he can play with markets.   To consider this idiot is a substitute for Juergen Stark, you find out how stupid Europe has gotten this year.  Hey ASSMUSSEN, grow some hair.    

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 12:19 | 2741053 CrashisOptimistic
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"ASMUSSEN SAYS ECB STAFF STILL WORKING ON DETAILS OF BOND PLAN, WILL ADDRESS SENIORITY CONCERNS"

 

This is the killer.  

If the ECB buys bonds, it must have seniority, and that moment all the private bond holders realize another Greek PSI structure is about to be imposed in Spain and THEY WILL DUMP.  En masse.  They will get the hell out and undo any yield lowering the ECB might have managed (and you do have to ask yourself if the ECB dares do anything at all with Brent at $115).  Remember, the ECB, EU and IMF immunized themselves from the Greek PSI that wiped out bond holders.  If private bond holders smell it again, they will be out the door like a rifle shot.

If the ECB decides it won't have seniority, then they are by definition prioritizing banks that hold bonds above taxpayers.  There is no way any parliament will accept this.

 

The Greek PSI that wiped out private bond holders may evolve to be the step that destroyed Europe.


Mon, 08/27/2012 - 12:49 | 2741166 AndrewJackson
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Completely Agree. Right now TPTB are doing everything and anything to just keep the ponzi going. This market is really hillarious, one day they are worried about the imminent collapse of the euro and the next day everything is fine and dandy. S&P is at its highs when the entire world is one big debt funneling circle jerk. When it will all crash and some sense of reallity appears is anyones guess though.

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 12:16 | 2741054 daily bread
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No one wants to "fix things" in any truly long-term manner.  And no

one wants to take the blame for doing anything that pushes the

system over the brink.  A perfect recipe for stasis -- where only a

black swan can tip the equilibrium and make a difference.

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 14:44 | 2741482 deez nutz
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No one wants to "fix things" in any truly long-term manner.

please explain what and how it can be fixed? I don't see how a big party on credit for over 10 yrs is easily fixable. 

Look at the U.S. government involved in almost every phase of lending (mortgage, student loans, cars, etc....)  This is the twilight of a debt ponzi and it's global!!  Central banks are trying to cover the markets!!  This whole planet is a huge bug in search of a giant windshield to splatter upon.

Look at the Greeks America, it's you in a few years!!!

 

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 12:17 | 2741056 Debtonation
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Would Europe just explode already.

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 12:17 | 2741057 ParkAveFlasher
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The ECB is again talking out of its Asmussen.

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 12:19 | 2741064 Hype Alert
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*ASMUSSEN SAYS ECB CAN'T PAY FOR FISCAL POLICY MISTAKES

 

This is exactly right, it's all about enabling bad fiscal policy both in Europe and here. 

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 15:36 | 2741687 Bunga Bunga
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ECB does not pay for mistakes anyway but the taxpayer.

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 12:19 | 2741066 machineh
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One word: SNAFU (Situation Normal, All Fucked Up).

Until we reach SNEFU (Situation Normal, Epic Fuck Up).

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 12:21 | 2741076 Dr. Engali
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Heh.... Heh.... Heh .... Heh.... He said Asmussen.

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 12:23 | 2741084 Dead Canary
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Shut-up Bevis!

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 12:23 | 2741082 Dead Canary
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I'm thinking it's about time I got my metal out of my safe deposit box and buried it out back.

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 12:27 | 2741101 d_taco
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But there is also good news.

Luckily the UK is not in the EURO zone otherwise the shape of the EURO would even be much worse than it is now.

 

George Osborne 'Will Fail To Stop Rise In Public Debt' Centre For Policy Studies Warns

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/08/27/george-osborne-will-fail-stop...

Or in other word UK debt definitely explode and no it has nothing to do with the Euro

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 12:46 | 2741157 Boilermaker
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SURPRISE!!!!

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 14:52 | 2741504 q99x2
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Ass Musing sounds good to me.

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