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European Caption Contest: Broke Proletariat Liars Of Europe, Unite

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Broke Eurogroup viceroy Jean-Claude Juncker meets broke Greek P(anhandling)M(aster) Antonis Samaras. Will a happy ending finally result? Stay tuned as Greece (and the Eurogroup) beg for Germany to finally stop saying "9".

 


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Thu, 08/23/2012 - 07:36 | Link to Comment Mister Ponzi
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Where is his purse?

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 07:40 | Link to Comment spankthebernank
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Are those fangs in my neck?!?!

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:23 | Link to Comment GetZeeGold
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Could just shorten the process and ask if anyone in Euroland is honest these daze.....

 

Anyone?

 

....anyone at all.

 

Still waiting....

 

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 09:58 | Link to Comment vast-dom
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NEIN is JA until it's not.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 10:07 | Link to Comment Jay Gould Esq.
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"Will you be my friend... ...Godfather ?"

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 10:16 | Link to Comment derek_vineyard
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"Tap your foot in airport stall 3 times to give and 4 times to receive"

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 20:12 | Link to Comment mjcOH1
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"Get your hands on my shoulders and out of my pockets."

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 07:45 | Link to Comment idea_hamster
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"Hug the enemy" -- Marshal Zhukov, Stalingrad

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 20:37 | Link to Comment mjcOH1
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J: What do you have when you have two little green balls in your hand?
A: Wha?
J: kermit's undivided attention!
A: You kill me with the muppet jokes J!  So the eurobonds are on then!

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 07:38 | Link to Comment Peter K
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You personally guarenteed the German bailout package?  Come here big guy.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 07:40 | Link to Comment ThirdWorldDude
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Antonis, is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 09:24 | Link to Comment I am more equal...
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I slipped you my room key, we'll end this happy and together!

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 07:41 | Link to Comment malikai
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I didn't see a cup with change in it. What kind of beggar doesn't have a cup and change?

Fuckin amateurs.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 07:42 | Link to Comment cabtrom
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I just sharted!

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 07:44 | Link to Comment stocktivity
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Psst....hey Jean....don't forget to tell Angela (hee hee) that she's looking good.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:17 | Link to Comment GetZeeGold
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That butt doesn't look big at at in that......you can hardly see it!

 

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 07:43 | Link to Comment Wm the Shrubber
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I know it was you, Fredo!  You broke my heart!

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 07:45 | Link to Comment Peter K
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Nothing happens to him while mom is alive. :)

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 07:51 | Link to Comment Dead Canary
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If I say a hail-mary, I'll catch a fish.

(Or will I sleep with a fish?)

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:20 | Link to Comment GetZeeGold
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Hey I've got an idea!

 

Let's go fishing today.

 

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:24 | Link to Comment Vincent Vega
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Let's take some banker's fishing today.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 10:13 | Link to Comment Tippoo Sultan
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Caption of the Year, Shrubber.

+1

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 07:45 | Link to Comment Silver Kiwi
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Come to Poppa

 

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 07:45 | Link to Comment azzhatter
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Hey Jean, remember those hookers we got in Spain and we named them both Angie before we ass fucked them

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 07:47 | Link to Comment Itch
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"Did you hear about the Greek Goodfather? He made them an offer they couldnt understand" 

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:00 | Link to Comment Peter Pan
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There's probably some truth to that because the oracle at Delphi would often issue ambiguous prophecies so as to keep their arses covered regardless of the outcome.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 07:50 | Link to Comment Peter Pan
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SAMARAS: I would like to hug you from behind.

JUNCKER: But you are already behind in your payments !!!

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 07:52 | Link to Comment disabledvet
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"sorry." ... "i'm sorry, too."

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 11:36 | Link to Comment indygo55
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Honey, I need to tell you something,,,, I'm late!

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 07:51 | Link to Comment Peter Pan
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SAMARAS: When are you going to issue those JUNCK bonds you've been promising?

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 07:53 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Is that nein, or are you just happy to see me?

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 07:53 | Link to Comment ptoemmes
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Two Greek politicians walk into a bar...

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:01 | Link to Comment youngman
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and they  both ask the bartender "what is the most expensive thing you have...cause we are not paying for it"....."the Germans are".....and the bartender shows him what he has...and he says ...."I am not paying taxes for it either".....

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 07:56 | Link to Comment stiler
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The instruments also of the churl are evil: he deviseth wicked devices to destroy the poor with lying words, even when the needy speaketh right.

Isa. 32:7

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:06 | Link to Comment GMadScientist
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"You can fool some people sometime, but you couldn't fool all the people all the time." - Marley & Tosh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7iXcKKpdx0

"Live in Dortmund!" ;)

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 07:56 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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I want your package sooo bad, I can feel it.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 07:58 | Link to Comment youngman
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What this shows is the politicans are just playing this game with us.....there really should be anger here..hatred..but no..lets have a pretty photo op...all fake...and that is why their EU system will fail...but as individuals...they both will steal alot of other peoples money first...

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 07:58 | Link to Comment Peter Pan
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JUNCKER: When you asked for an extension was that on your debt or your.......?

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:00 | Link to Comment Neethgie
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Is this suit your collateral?

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:02 | Link to Comment Frastric
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Jean-Claude: What a city! What a hug! What a welcome! What a mess! What a waste of time! What a bunch of fucking wankers you have for ministers! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT!?!

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:03 | Link to Comment GMadScientist
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I think I feel a spare....damn...Drachma.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:04 | Link to Comment dvfco
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Samaras: “Hey, Juncker, can you call the Mayor of New York City and ask him to send one of those facial recognition and all-in-one human tracking and recognition systems they're putting in over there?”

Juncker:  “Why?”

Samaras:  “Since we're fucking everyone around us, I'd love to at least know who they actually are.”

Juncker: “Bullshit, you want to know who the terrorist is that's going to blow you up.  Remember, we waste all the terrorism money on young male hookers?  Call D.S.K., he's got a huge in over there.”

Samaras:  “Screw you Juncker, at least Strauss Kahn wasn't afraid to make a decision -- look at how he tapped that cute chambermaid - one hour before his flight home.  By the way do you look half Chinese?”

(Sorry - I don't know how long the hug lasted, but it was probably quite a while with those two chutney jockeys.)

 

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:08 | Link to Comment Nachdenken
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For giving Kiss.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:12 | Link to Comment dvfco
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If the hug was shorter, I'll go with,

"Antonis, c'mon in, bend over and put your elbows on the table.  I'm going to jab a fire-poker up your ass.  Then you can feel how Greeks gave been raping the rest of Europe.   What, you'd like that?  You sick fuck."

"That's right Juncker, why do you think I keep that little villa up the street from you in Luxemborg.  No, not just to keep the money I've stolen, I keep the boys and gerbils there as well"

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:15 | Link to Comment Sauk Leader
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Stop your gonna give me a hickey!

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 09:35 | Link to Comment Badabing
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My father taught me things in this very room. He said keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:17 | Link to Comment piliage
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In Greece, we call this foreplay.

 

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:22 | Link to Comment GetZeeGold
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Down south in Dixieland.....we call it something else.

 

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:17 | Link to Comment Zola
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"Tu quoque mi fili" 

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:19 | Link to Comment Peter Pan
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SAMARAS: We have asked Germany for more money and she keeps saying NEIN

JUNCKER: So what do you want me to do?

SAMARAS: We are really strapped for cash, so do you think you can make them go to 10 or 12.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:26 | Link to Comment Yellowhoard
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"Your mouth tastes like a hobos taint."

Hank Moody

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:22 | Link to Comment Apostate2
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'A kiss, and touch of lips; not strange my Soul should cling - Strive to cross, weep to turn, and starve with me poor thing'

Plato

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:26 | Link to Comment Peter Pan
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Achilles (from the Iliad) sums up best what is going on in this photo when he said, "As much as I hate the gates of Hades, I hate the man who has one thing on his lips and another in his heart."

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 09:31 | Link to Comment Apostate2
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Yet, sadly I see no Achilles in this equivacation.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 09:46 | Link to Comment Peter Pan
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This is true. That is why I did not attribute the quote to either of them. Remember.....when things get serious we have to lie according to Juncker. I guess that is what the Greeks did in order to gain entry.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 11:04 | Link to Comment Apostate2
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 "The worst of all deceptions is self-deception." Plato understood. Will his heirs and countrymen grasp this nettle? 

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:24 | Link to Comment Peter Pan
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What is the definition of Greek foreplay?

Three hours of begging.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 14:05 | Link to Comment trichotil
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or 5 minutes of greasing up the asshole.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:25 | Link to Comment falak pema
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Don Juncker; let us kiss the Sicilian kiss before I junk you forever. 

Don Samaras; I return you the compliment. See you in Galapagos after the Armageddon. 

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:25 | Link to Comment Frastric
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Juncker: Samaras, where is my money bitch?

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:28 | Link to Comment Peter Pan
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JUNCKER: Do you know how much money we have lent you?

SAMARAS: No, but do you know how of it you are going to get back?

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:27 | Link to Comment piliage
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Bring out the gimp...

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:29 | Link to Comment Scalaris
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JUNCKER: More.

SAMARAS: More?

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:31 | Link to Comment Monedas
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"Nuts !"    English for "Nichts !" (an emphatic nein)      Made famous when the 82nd airborne refused to surrender to superior German forces in the Battle of the Bulge !          Monedas       1929         Comedy Jihad History Lesson

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:30 | Link to Comment Looney
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The new Euro-style Heimlich maneuver – FACE EACH OTHER and squeeze each other until both are covered with puke.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:30 | Link to Comment Rehab Willie
Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:33 | Link to Comment Let them all fail
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Antonio, my nipples are a bit lower, then you can feed properly

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:40 | Link to Comment spanish inquisition
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"I had some oysters and am better prepared to... how does our American friend say.. ah yes "foam the runway"..."

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:41 | Link to Comment BlackholeDivestment
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''yes my friend it's true, the plan has worked, the mark of the beast is complete and the Christians are being slaughtered in the name of Allah in Irag Egypt Iran Afgahnistan, just all over the place'' 

''yes my friend, I hear the Pakistan muslims are doing such a good job they want to kill an 11 year old Christian girl with down syndrome, haa haa. It does not get better than this'' 

''our plan is working so well''

''yes my friend, soon the fools will be begging to slaughter more muslims as a result'' 

''any news on our new killer flu, is it ready yet?''

''yes, we are just waiting for the invocation month in December'' 

''ah yes, when our friend enters into the host'' 

''good time'' 

''soon we can sign the peace after the Israel Iran Slaughter'' 

''it's so amazing we can rob the world as we do it'' 

''ha haa haa''  

''getting humans to kill each other in the name of God and Mercy is so much fun'' 

''yes, and they are paying us to kill them' 

''ah haa haa'' 

''ah haa haaaa'' 

''Euro, blaa haaa haa'' 

''Ok, stop making me laugh'' 

''alright, just give me a hug and make it look good'' 

 

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:45 | Link to Comment Juan Wild
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mmmm..you have a lotta junk in your trunk baaaybee.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 09:27 | Link to Comment khakuda
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Ya, halo Antoni.  Ti Kanis?  Thank you so much for bringing the Vaseline this time!

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 09:21 | Link to Comment NotApplicable
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Get your hands out of my pockets!

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 09:23 | Link to Comment marco1324
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The annual spine finding contest begins.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 09:29 | Link to Comment NoTTD
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Marry me.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 09:36 | Link to Comment shovelhead
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" Ok, Ok. I'll GIVE you the villa in Mykanos...Just get me the fuckin' money."

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 09:38 | Link to Comment Steel_Preacher
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SAMARAS:Nom..Nom..Nom!

JUNCKER:Hey! That tickles!

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 09:46 | Link to Comment theTribster
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Go back to the Drachma, I'd like a villa on an island in the Med - very nice! Based on the comments here I'd say there are a lot of switch hitters on ZH - ouch!

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 09:55 | Link to Comment Inthemix96
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Fucking hell mate, who the fuck would have thought it was this easy eh?

We do what we want, when we want, as we want and still the daft cunts do nothing!!!!!

Candy from a baby mate!!!

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 10:44 | Link to Comment Pairadimes
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Resistance is futile! You will be assimilated!

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 10:47 | Link to Comment Odin
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Ok, good, just a little to the left annnd, good, good stand right there...

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 11:20 | Link to Comment Zymurguy
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"Lemme give your undercarriage a little "how's your father""

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 12:00 | Link to Comment zebrasquid
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When you said NEIN I was hoping you meant NINE!

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