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European Caption Contest: Broke Proletariat Liars Of Europe, Unite

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Broke Eurogroup viceroy Jean-Claude Juncker meets broke Greek P(anhandling)M(aster) Antonis Samaras. Will a happy ending finally result? Stay tuned as Greece (and the Eurogroup) beg for Germany to finally stop saying "9".

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Thu, 08/23/2012 - 07:36 | 2729624 Mister Ponzi
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Where is his purse?

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 07:40 | 2729629 spankthebernank
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Are those fangs in my neck?!?!

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:23 | 2729709 GetZeeGold
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Could just shorten the process and ask if anyone in Euroland is honest these daze.....




....anyone at all.


Still waiting....


Thu, 08/23/2012 - 09:58 | 2730071 vast-dom
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NEIN is JA until it's not.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 10:07 | 2730108 Jay Gould Esq.
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"Will you be my friend... ...Godfather ?"

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 10:16 | 2730152 derek_vineyard
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"Tap your foot in airport stall 3 times to give and 4 times to receive"

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 20:12 | 2732174 mjcOH1
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"Get your hands on my shoulders and out of my pockets."

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 07:45 | 2729634 idea_hamster
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"Hug the enemy" -- Marshal Zhukov, Stalingrad

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 20:37 | 2732220 mjcOH1
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J: What do you have when you have two little green balls in your hand?
A: Wha?
J: kermit's undivided attention!
A: You kill me with the muppet jokes J!  So the eurobonds are on then!

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 07:38 | 2729627 Peter K
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You personally guarenteed the German bailout package?  Come here big guy.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 07:40 | 2729631 ThirdWorldDude
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Antonis, is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 09:24 | 2729935 I am more equal...
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I slipped you my room key, we'll end this happy and together!

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 07:41 | 2729633 malikai
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I didn't see a cup with change in it. What kind of beggar doesn't have a cup and change?

Fuckin amateurs.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 07:42 | 2729635 cabtrom
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I just sharted!

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 07:44 | 2729636 stocktivity
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Psst....hey Jean....don't forget to tell Angela (hee hee) that she's looking good.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:17 | 2729714 GetZeeGold
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That butt doesn't look big at at in that......you can hardly see it!


Thu, 08/23/2012 - 07:43 | 2729637 Wm the Shrubber
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I know it was you, Fredo!  You broke my heart!

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 07:45 | 2729642 Peter K
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Nothing happens to him while mom is alive. :)

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 07:51 | 2729654 Dead Canary
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If I say a hail-mary, I'll catch a fish.

(Or will I sleep with a fish?)

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:20 | 2729723 GetZeeGold
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Hey I've got an idea!


Let's go fishing today.


Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:24 | 2729739 Vincent Vega
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Let's take some banker's fishing today.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 10:13 | 2730135 Tippoo Sultan
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Caption of the Year, Shrubber.


Thu, 08/23/2012 - 07:45 | 2729639 Silver Kiwi
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Come to Poppa


Thu, 08/23/2012 - 07:45 | 2729640 azzhatter
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Hey Jean, remember those hookers we got in Spain and we named them both Angie before we ass fucked them

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 07:47 | 2729648 Itch
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"Did you hear about the Greek Goodfather? He made them an offer they couldnt understand" 

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:00 | 2729677 Peter Pan
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There's probably some truth to that because the oracle at Delphi would often issue ambiguous prophecies so as to keep their arses covered regardless of the outcome.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 07:50 | 2729653 Peter Pan
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SAMARAS: I would like to hug you from behind.

JUNCKER: But you are already behind in your payments !!!

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 07:52 | 2729656 disabledvet
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"sorry." ... "i'm sorry, too."

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 11:36 | 2730438 indygo55
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Honey, I need to tell you something,,,, I'm late!

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 07:51 | 2729657 Peter Pan
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SAMARAS: When are you going to issue those JUNCK bonds you've been promising?

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 07:53 | 2729660 MsCreant
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Is that nein, or are you just happy to see me?

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 07:53 | 2729661 ptoemmes
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Two Greek politicians walk into a bar...

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:01 | 2729680 youngman
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and they  both ask the bartender "what is the most expensive thing you have...cause we are not paying for it"....."the Germans are".....and the bartender shows him what he has...and he says ...."I am not paying taxes for it either".....

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 07:56 | 2729668 stiler
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The instruments also of the churl are evil: he deviseth wicked devices to destroy the poor with lying words, even when the needy speaketh right.

Isa. 32:7

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:06 | 2729692 GMadScientist
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"You can fool some people sometime, but you couldn't fool all the people all the time." - Marley & Tosh


"Live in Dortmund!" ;)

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 07:56 | 2729670 MsCreant
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I want your package sooo bad, I can feel it.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 07:58 | 2729671 youngman
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What this shows is the politicans are just playing this game with us.....there really should be anger here..hatred..but no..lets have a pretty photo op...all fake...and that is why their EU system will fail...but as individuals...they both will steal alot of other peoples money first...

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 07:58 | 2729672 Peter Pan
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JUNCKER: When you asked for an extension was that on your debt or your.......?

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:00 | 2729679 Neethgie
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Is this suit your collateral?

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:02 | 2729683 Frastric
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Jean-Claude: What a city! What a hug! What a welcome! What a mess! What a waste of time! What a bunch of fucking wankers you have for ministers! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT!?!

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:03 | 2729686 GMadScientist
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I think I feel a spare....damn...Drachma.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:04 | 2729688 dvfco
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Samaras: “Hey, Juncker, can you call the Mayor of New York City and ask him to send one of those facial recognition and all-in-one human tracking and recognition systems they're putting in over there?”

Juncker:  “Why?”

Samaras:  “Since we're fucking everyone around us, I'd love to at least know who they actually are.”

Juncker: “Bullshit, you want to know who the terrorist is that's going to blow you up.  Remember, we waste all the terrorism money on young male hookers?  Call D.S.K., he's got a huge in over there.”

Samaras:  “Screw you Juncker, at least Strauss Kahn wasn't afraid to make a decision -- look at how he tapped that cute chambermaid - one hour before his flight home.  By the way do you look half Chinese?”

(Sorry - I don't know how long the hug lasted, but it was probably quite a while with those two chutney jockeys.)


Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:08 | 2729695 Nachdenken
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For giving Kiss.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:12 | 2729704 dvfco
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If the hug was shorter, I'll go with,

"Antonis, c'mon in, bend over and put your elbows on the table.  I'm going to jab a fire-poker up your ass.  Then you can feel how Greeks gave been raping the rest of Europe.   What, you'd like that?  You sick fuck."

"That's right Juncker, why do you think I keep that little villa up the street from you in Luxemborg.  No, not just to keep the money I've stolen, I keep the boys and gerbils there as well"

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:15 | 2729707 Sauk Leader
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Stop your gonna give me a hickey!

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 09:35 | 2729712 Badabing
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My father taught me things in this very room. He said keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:17 | 2729713 piliage
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In Greece, we call this foreplay.


Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:22 | 2729730 GetZeeGold
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Down south in Dixieland.....we call it something else.


Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:17 | 2729715 Zola
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"Tu quoque mi fili" 

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:19 | 2729720 Peter Pan
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SAMARAS: We have asked Germany for more money and she keeps saying NEIN

JUNCKER: So what do you want me to do?

SAMARAS: We are really strapped for cash, so do you think you can make them go to 10 or 12.

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