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European Caption Contest: Broke Proletariat Liars Of Europe, Unite
Broke Eurogroup viceroy Jean-Claude Juncker meets broke Greek P(anhandling)M(aster) Antonis Samaras. Will a happy ending finally result? Stay tuned as Greece (and the Eurogroup) beg for Germany to finally stop saying "9".
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Where is his purse?
Are those fangs in my neck?!?!
Could just shorten the process and ask if anyone in Euroland is honest these daze.....
Anyone?
....anyone at all.
Still waiting....
NEIN is JA until it's not.
"Will you be my friend... ...Godfather ?"
"Tap your foot in airport stall 3 times to give and 4 times to receive"
"Get your hands on my shoulders and out of my pockets."
"Hug the enemy" -- Marshal Zhukov, Stalingrad
J: What do you have when you have two little green balls in your hand?
A: Wha?
J: kermit's undivided attention!
A: You kill me with the muppet jokes J! So the eurobonds are on then!
You personally guarenteed the German bailout package? Come here big guy.
Antonis, is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I slipped you my room key, we'll end this happy and together!
I didn't see a cup with change in it. What kind of beggar doesn't have a cup and change?
Fuckin amateurs.
I just sharted!
Psst....hey Jean....don't forget to tell Angela (hee hee) that she's looking good.
That butt doesn't look big at at in that......you can hardly see it!
I know it was you, Fredo! You broke my heart!
Nothing happens to him while mom is alive. :)
If I say a hail-mary, I'll catch a fish.
(Or will I sleep with a fish?)
Hey I've got an idea!
Let's go fishing today.
Let's take some banker's fishing today.
Caption of the Year, Shrubber.
+1
Come to Poppa
Hey Jean, remember those hookers we got in Spain and we named them both Angie before we ass fucked them
"Did you hear about the Greek Goodfather? He made them an offer they couldnt understand"
There's probably some truth to that because the oracle at Delphi would often issue ambiguous prophecies so as to keep their arses covered regardless of the outcome.
SAMARAS: I would like to hug you from behind.
JUNCKER: But you are already behind in your payments !!!
"sorry." ... "i'm sorry, too."
Honey, I need to tell you something,,,, I'm late!
SAMARAS: When are you going to issue those JUNCK bonds you've been promising?
Is that nein, or are you just happy to see me?
Two Greek politicians walk into a bar...
and they both ask the bartender "what is the most expensive thing you have...cause we are not paying for it"....."the Germans are".....and the bartender shows him what he has...and he says ...."I am not paying taxes for it either".....
The instruments also of the churl are evil: he deviseth wicked devices to destroy the poor with lying words, even when the needy speaketh right.
Isa. 32:7
"You can fool some people sometime, but you couldn't fool all the people all the time." - Marley & Tosh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7iXcKKpdx0
"Live in Dortmund!" ;)
I want your package sooo bad, I can feel it.
What this shows is the politicans are just playing this game with us.....there really should be anger here..hatred..but no..lets have a pretty photo op...all fake...and that is why their EU system will fail...but as individuals...they both will steal alot of other peoples money first...
JUNCKER: When you asked for an extension was that on your debt or your.......?
Is this suit your collateral?
Jean-Claude: What a city! What a hug! What a welcome! What a mess! What a waste of time! What a bunch of fucking wankers you have for ministers! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT!?!
I think I feel a spare....damn...Drachma.
Samaras: “Hey, Juncker, can you call the Mayor of New York City and ask him to send one of those facial recognition and all-in-one human tracking and recognition systems they're putting in over there?”
Juncker: “Why?”
Samaras: “Since we're fucking everyone around us, I'd love to at least know who they actually are.”
Juncker: “Bullshit, you want to know who the terrorist is that's going to blow you up. Remember, we waste all the terrorism money on young male hookers? Call D.S.K., he's got a huge in over there.”
Samaras: “Screw you Juncker, at least Strauss Kahn wasn't afraid to make a decision -- look at how he tapped that cute chambermaid - one hour before his flight home. By the way do you look half Chinese?”
(Sorry - I don't know how long the hug lasted, but it was probably quite a while with those two chutney jockeys.)
For giving Kiss.
If the hug was shorter, I'll go with,
"Antonis, c'mon in, bend over and put your elbows on the table. I'm going to jab a fire-poker up your ass. Then you can feel how Greeks gave been raping the rest of Europe. What, you'd like that? You sick fuck."
"That's right Juncker, why do you think I keep that little villa up the street from you in Luxemborg. No, not just to keep the money I've stolen, I keep the boys and gerbils there as well"
Stop your gonna give me a hickey!
My father taught me things in this very room. He said keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.
In Greece, we call this foreplay.
Down south in Dixieland.....we call it something else.
"Tu quoque mi fili"
SAMARAS: We have asked Germany for more money and she keeps saying NEIN
JUNCKER: So what do you want me to do?
SAMARAS: We are really strapped for cash, so do you think you can make them go to 10 or 12.
"Your mouth tastes like a hobos taint."
Hank Moody
'A kiss, and touch of lips; not strange my Soul should cling - Strive to cross, weep to turn, and starve with me poor thing'
Plato
Achilles (from the Iliad) sums up best what is going on in this photo when he said, "As much as I hate the gates of Hades, I hate the man who has one thing on his lips and another in his heart."
Yet, sadly I see no Achilles in this equivacation.
This is true. That is why I did not attribute the quote to either of them. Remember.....when things get serious we have to lie according to Juncker. I guess that is what the Greeks did in order to gain entry.
"The worst of all deceptions is self-deception." Plato understood. Will his heirs and countrymen grasp this nettle?
What is the definition of Greek foreplay?
Three hours of begging.
or 5 minutes of greasing up the asshole.
Don Juncker; let us kiss the Sicilian kiss before I junk you forever.
Don Samaras; I return you the compliment. See you in Galapagos after the Armageddon.
Juncker: Samaras, where is my money bitch?
JUNCKER: Do you know how much money we have lent you?
SAMARAS: No, but do you know how of it you are going to get back?
Bring out the gimp...
JUNCKER: More.
SAMARAS: More?
"Nuts !" English for "Nichts !" (an emphatic nein) Made famous when the 82nd airborne refused to surrender to superior German forces in the Battle of the Bulge ! Monedas 1929 Comedy Jihad History Lesson
The new Euro-style Heimlich maneuver – FACE EACH OTHER and squeeze each other until both are covered with puke.
"Good thing they didn't pull an Iceland"
http://www.thestreet.com/story/11665082/1/iceland-was-right-we-were-wron...
Antonio, my nipples are a bit lower, then you can feed properly
"I had some oysters and am better prepared to... how does our American friend say.. ah yes "foam the runway"..."
''yes my friend it's true, the plan has worked, the mark of the beast is complete and the Christians are being slaughtered in the name of Allah in Irag Egypt Iran Afgahnistan, just all over the place''
''yes my friend, I hear the Pakistan muslims are doing such a good job they want to kill an 11 year old Christian girl with down syndrome, haa haa. It does not get better than this''
''our plan is working so well''
''yes my friend, soon the fools will be begging to slaughter more muslims as a result''
''any news on our new killer flu, is it ready yet?''
''yes, we are just waiting for the invocation month in December''
''ah yes, when our friend enters into the host''
''good time''
''soon we can sign the peace after the Israel Iran Slaughter''
''it's so amazing we can rob the world as we do it''
''ha haa haa''
''getting humans to kill each other in the name of God and Mercy is so much fun''
''yes, and they are paying us to kill them'
''ah haa haa''
''ah haa haaaa''
''Euro, blaa haaa haa''
''Ok, stop making me laugh''
''alright, just give me a hug and make it look good''
mmmm..you have a lotta junk in your trunk baaaybee.
Ya, halo Antoni. Ti Kanis? Thank you so much for bringing the Vaseline this time!
Get your hands out of my pockets!
The annual spine finding contest begins.
Marry me.
" Ok, Ok. I'll GIVE you the villa in Mykanos...Just get me the fuckin' money."
SAMARAS:Nom..Nom..Nom!
JUNCKER:Hey! That tickles!
Go back to the Drachma, I'd like a villa on an island in the Med - very nice! Based on the comments here I'd say there are a lot of switch hitters on ZH - ouch!
Fucking hell mate, who the fuck would have thought it was this easy eh?
We do what we want, when we want, as we want and still the daft cunts do nothing!!!!!
Candy from a baby mate!!!
Resistance is futile! You will be assimilated!
Ok, good, just a little to the left annnd, good, good stand right there...
"Lemme give your undercarriage a little "how's your father""
When you said NEIN I was hoping you meant NINE!