European Caption Contest: Broke Proletariat Liars Of Europe, Unite

Tyler Durden's picture

Broke Eurogroup viceroy Jean-Claude Juncker meets broke Greek P(anhandling)M(aster) Antonis Samaras. Will a happy ending finally result? Stay tuned as Greece (and the Eurogroup) beg for Germany to finally stop saying "9".

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Mister Ponzi's picture

Where is his purse?

spankthebernank's picture

Are those fangs in my neck?!?!

GetZeeGold's picture



Could just shorten the process and ask if anyone in Euroland is honest these daze.....




....anyone at all.


Still waiting....


Jay Gould Esq.'s picture

"Will you be my friend... ...Godfather ?"

derek_vineyard's picture

"Tap your foot in airport stall 3 times to give and 4 times to receive"

mjcOH1's picture

"Get your hands on my shoulders and out of my pockets."

idea_hamster's picture

"Hug the enemy" -- Marshal Zhukov, Stalingrad

mjcOH1's picture

J: What do you have when you have two little green balls in your hand?
A: Wha?
J: kermit's undivided attention!
A: You kill me with the muppet jokes J!  So the eurobonds are on then!

Peter K's picture

You personally guarenteed the German bailout package?  Come here big guy.

ThirdWorldDude's picture

Antonis, is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

I am more equal than others's picture

I slipped you my room key, we'll end this happy and together!

malikai's picture

I didn't see a cup with change in it. What kind of beggar doesn't have a cup and change?

Fuckin amateurs.

cabtrom's picture

I just sharted!

stocktivity's picture

Psst....hey Jean....don't forget to tell Angela (hee hee) that she's looking good.

GetZeeGold's picture



That butt doesn't look big at at in can hardly see it!


Wm the Shrubber's picture

I know it was you, Fredo!  You broke my heart!

Peter K's picture

Nothing happens to him while mom is alive. :)

Dead Canary's picture

If I say a hail-mary, I'll catch a fish.

(Or will I sleep with a fish?)

GetZeeGold's picture



Hey I've got an idea!


Let's go fishing today.


Vincent Vega's picture

Let's take some banker's fishing today.

Tippoo Sultan's picture

Caption of the Year, Shrubber.


azzhatter's picture

Hey Jean, remember those hookers we got in Spain and we named them both Angie before we ass fucked them

Itch's picture

"Did you hear about the Greek Goodfather? He made them an offer they couldnt understand" 

Peter Pan's picture

There's probably some truth to that because the oracle at Delphi would often issue ambiguous prophecies so as to keep their arses covered regardless of the outcome.

Peter Pan's picture

SAMARAS: I would like to hug you from behind.

JUNCKER: But you are already behind in your payments !!!

disabledvet's picture

"sorry." ... "i'm sorry, too."

indygo55's picture

Honey, I need to tell you something,,,, I'm late!

Peter Pan's picture

SAMARAS: When are you going to issue those JUNCK bonds you've been promising?

MsCreant's picture

Is that nein, or are you just happy to see me?

ptoemmes's picture

Two Greek politicians walk into a bar...

youngman's picture

and they  both ask the bartender "what is the most expensive thing you have...cause we are not paying for it"....."the Germans are".....and the bartender shows him what he has...and he says ...."I am not paying taxes for it either".....

stiler's picture

The instruments also of the churl are evil: he deviseth wicked devices to destroy the poor with lying words, even when the needy speaketh right.

Isa. 32:7

GMadScientist's picture

"You can fool some people sometime, but you couldn't fool all the people all the time." - Marley & Tosh

"Live in Dortmund!" ;)

MsCreant's picture

I want your package sooo bad, I can feel it.

youngman's picture

What this shows is the politicans are just playing this game with us.....there really should be anger here..hatred..but no..lets have a pretty photo op...all fake...and that is why their EU system will fail...but as individuals...they both will steal alot of other peoples money first...

Peter Pan's picture

JUNCKER: When you asked for an extension was that on your debt or your.......?

Neethgie's picture

Is this suit your collateral?

Frastric's picture

Jean-Claude: What a city! What a hug! What a welcome! What a mess! What a waste of time! What a bunch of fucking wankers you have for ministers! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT!?!

GMadScientist's picture

I think I feel a spare....damn...Drachma.

dvfco's picture

Samaras: “Hey, Juncker, can you call the Mayor of New York City and ask him to send one of those facial recognition and all-in-one human tracking and recognition systems they're putting in over there?”

Juncker:  “Why?”

Samaras:  “Since we're fucking everyone around us, I'd love to at least know who they actually are.”

Juncker: “Bullshit, you want to know who the terrorist is that's going to blow you up.  Remember, we waste all the terrorism money on young male hookers?  Call D.S.K., he's got a huge in over there.”

Samaras:  “Screw you Juncker, at least Strauss Kahn wasn't afraid to make a decision -- look at how he tapped that cute chambermaid - one hour before his flight home.  By the way do you look half Chinese?”

(Sorry - I don't know how long the hug lasted, but it was probably quite a while with those two chutney jockeys.)


Nachdenken's picture

For giving Kiss.

dvfco's picture

If the hug was shorter, I'll go with,

"Antonis, c'mon in, bend over and put your elbows on the table.  I'm going to jab a fire-poker up your ass.  Then you can feel how Greeks gave been raping the rest of Europe.   What, you'd like that?  You sick fuck."

"That's right Juncker, why do you think I keep that little villa up the street from you in Luxemborg.  No, not just to keep the money I've stolen, I keep the boys and gerbils there as well"

Sauk Leader's picture

Stop your gonna give me a hickey!

Badabing's picture

My father taught me things in this very room. He said keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.

piliage's picture

In Greece, we call this foreplay.


GetZeeGold's picture




Down south in Dixieland.....we call it something else.


Zola's picture

"Tu quoque mi fili" 

Peter Pan's picture

SAMARAS: We have asked Germany for more money and she keeps saying NEIN

JUNCKER: So what do you want me to do?

SAMARAS: We are really strapped for cash, so do you think you can make them go to 10 or 12.